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A Survivors Guide to Equestria

by Onomonopia
A lone human in a world of ponies.

A regular human arrives in Equestria and to most it would be a dream come true. But this human knows pratically nothing about the ponies or their world. With no home to return to, he is forced to brave this new world. So he does what any human in his situation would do. He survives.

Rated teen for swearing, blood and how it gets kinda dark. Written after season two. Updated after season 4.

Teen
Complete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Alternate Universe
Comedy
Adventure
Human
 
MLZOD

102489 words: Estimated about 9 hours to read
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34 Chapters:

  1. Ashes 2013-01-11 21:26:59 UTC
    3008
  2. First Impressions 2014-07-18 16:07:17 UTC
    3195
  3. Shelter 2014-07-21 18:49:30 UTC
    3356
  4. Hidden Dangers 2014-07-29 16:04:09 UTC
    2900
  5. Training 2014-08-03 16:04:43 UTC
    3079
  6. Fears 2014-08-08 15:54:09 UTC
    3514
  7. Four Heads Are Better Than One 2014-08-13 00:59:21 UTC
    2310
  8. My Insurance Company Hates Me 2014-08-15 21:32:19 UTC
    2845
  9. Beat the Rainbow 2014-08-18 16:51:34 UTC
    2645
  10. Crystal Cavern 2014-08-23 17:32:41 UTC
    3048
  11. Pony with the Harp 2014-08-27 17:08:17 UTC
    3036
  12. This Isn't What It Looks Like 2014-08-31 17:48:14 UTC
    2808
  13. Escape From The Colorful Ponies 2014-09-03 17:00:31 UTC
    2869
  14. The Fire Still Burns 2014-09-06 16:08:40 UTC
    2767
  15. Buried Deep 2014-09-09 14:41:00 UTC
    2786
  16. Through the Fire and Flames 2014-09-11 15:26:37 UTC
    3343
  17. Who Needs An Invitation? 2014-09-13 16:13:47 UTC
    2741
  18. What Could Go Wrong? 2014-09-15 16:48:27 UTC
    2697
  19. It Takes A City... 2014-09-17 15:40:33 UTC
    3232
  20. A Divine Appointment 2014-09-19 16:03:59 UTC
    3339
  21. On The Dark Side Of The Moon 2014-09-20 16:13:06 UTC
    2762
  22. The Six Agents of Chaos 2014-09-21 18:09:16 UTC
    2746
  23. Magic Undone 2014-09-22 17:42:13 UTC
    3318
  24. The Mare Under The Cloak 2014-09-23 17:12:35 UTC
    3153
  25. Somebody Call PETA 2014-09-24 17:44:42 UTC
    3467
  26. Diamonds Are Forever 2014-09-26 19:16:21 UTC
    3220
  27. Mistakes Were Made 2014-09-27 17:54:08 UTC
    3302
  28. Done Bucked Up 2014-09-28 17:20:38 UTC
    2911
  29. Coping 2014-09-29 17:30:08 UTC
    2772
  30. Insane Asylum 2014-09-30 17:32:54 UTC
    2991
  31. Chaos Party 2014-10-01 17:14:56 UTC
    3017
  32. The Sun Shall Fall 2014-10-02 19:43:48 UTC
    3070
  33. The Unstoppable Force Meets the Intolerable Object 2014-10-03 17:45:01 UTC
    3298
  34. Of Course He Survived 2014-10-04 15:28:27 UTC
    2944