Agent Tavi and the Assassin of Canary

by thewriter133

Rating: mature
Tags: Tragedy, Dark, Alternate Universe
Length: 4734

Agent Tavi is a secret agent she has met many things in her travels but nothing could compare to whatwas about to happen in Ponyville. Murder

The day was crisp and chill five friends sat on a picnic blanket. The clouds were white and fluffy. The five friends were doing their best to celebrate a birthday. Among these five friends was a killer. But which one was it. Was it the studious purple mare with purple and pink hair. Was it the white mare with purple hair she certainly wanted it all. Was it the cocky pegasus with rainbow hair she was fast and skilled. Could it be the orange mare with yellow hair. Or could it have been the yellow mare with pastel pink hair, Nah, she’s far too timid. Only one is the killer

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-13 22:42:13 UTC

And so it Begins

    You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another land full of sound, full of sights unknown, a land of the mind. You're moving into both shadow and substance, things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Pony Zone.

Today is like any other day in the town of Ponyville. Well that would be stretching it. It was not a normal day and everypony knew that. Three years ago a strip club opened up and it attracted many mares who desired to make a few bits. This club was called the Canary. It was run by a vicious reindeer known as Antlers. He was the fourth owner of this club and he was greedy. He had employed a minotaur known as Adamant as the bouncer and he had employed Dj Pon3 aka Vinyl Scratch. His strippers included the changeling Bonbon, the unicorns Lyra and  Minuette, the pegasus Fluttershy, and finally for the ladies Golden Grape a male earth pony. They got to keep whatever bits they earned and that was it.

Fluttershy sat on the picnic cloth with her friends they were talking about the headline of the Ponyville Post. Her best friend Rainbow dash was furious and saying “Who would do such a thing to such a nice pony. I didn’t know she had any enemies poor Pinkie”

Fluttershy giggled to herself and thought oh sure, no enemies. I wouldn’t have been hired if she had no enemies. She was reading the same article and smiled thinking oh how i would have liked to try my pie. She looked so delicious cooking there. A Pinkie Pie if you would.

The girls sat there not knowing they were being watched by a mare in a black coat. She was investigating the murder of one Pinkamena Diane Pie or Pinkie Pie as she was known to everypony. These were the suspects because they always hung out with Miss Pie.

She heard behind her “Hi Octavia!” she turned to see Ditzy Doo flying by and she sighed in relief saying “Hi Ditzy lovely day isn’t it.”

Ditzy flew on by and crashed into somepony’s mailbox causing Octavia to wince.

Octavia went to visit her mare friend before she went to work at that distasteful establishment.

Octavia entered her home that she shared with her mare friend. She saw her friend Vinyl Scratch on the couch hoofing herself. She smiled and crawled on top eliciting a gasp from Vinyl who opened her beautiful red eyes and smiled saying “I was just thinking of you.”

Octavia looked at those lust filled eyes and said “oh I hope so. I hope you weren't thinking of one of those strippers you play for.”

“And if I was what would you do” Vinyl said in a hurt way.

“Oh I would have to punish you”

“Oooo please dont punish me madam Tavi I’m a good little filly.”

That was when Octavia leaned in and kissed her sighing in joy.

Rainbooms and blood

Fluttershy was dancing her heart out at the club. The drunk mare in front of her kept putting bits in her box. Another drunk mare was at the bar. And she saw a face she had been hoping to avoid. She thrust against the pole hiding her face as the familiar rainbow haired pegasus walked over to a mare in a coat.

Rainbow Dash had made an unfortunate habit of coming to the Canary she was always entranced by the mares up on stage and tonight was no different. She slurs and hiccups "Anotzer...hic....Shpiced cider bar...hic...keep."

The earth pony spoke firmly "sugarcube I think you've had enough tonight."

"Wazzat you called me. Only one pony's able to call me that."

Dash felt two strong arms hoist her up and she then felt the cool wind as she tasted dirt. She struggled up and attempted to fly in a straight line. She came across Fluttershy's home and saw, to her horror, the Rarity and CMC statue. She entered in and went up to Fluttershy's room and saw very lifelike dolls of Pinkie Pie, Zecora, Scootaloo and girls, and finally Rarity. She backed away and became very angry. She rand downstairs she blacked out.

Fluttershy came home after a hard night. Her body was sore but she had earned over three hundred bits. She smiled then that smile became nervous when she saw her home was open. She entered and turned ou the lights to see the words written on the wall.

I know what you did Flutterbitch. You won't get away this time.

Fluttershy fled from the living room and outside. It began raining and she saw a rainbow blur out of the corner of her eye. She ran some more then bucked knocking Dash out of the sky. She walked over to the dazed pegasus and whispered "oh Dashie I'm so sorry. Would you like me to wrap that injury." She then pinned Rainbow Dash to the ground and grinned. "Here let me take you back home." Dash struggled under the surprisingly strong pegasus. She whimpered. Then nothing.

Rainbow Dash the best flyer found dead.

By Write Ink

Even the brightest of rainbows fade. Rainbow Dash was found impaled on a branch near the Everfree Forest this morning. Her best friend Fluttershy found her while tending to her animals. She said to police " Oh it was horrible. I was waking up the birds when I felt liquid drip onto me. I looked up and saw her limp lifeless body. Oh by Celestia she was so kind and loyal."

There you have it folks prized Wonderbolt material cut off at the prime of her life. Police chief Axel Foaley had this to say. "The coronary report says miss Dash was drop dead drunk when she died. How she even managed to fly was beyond us." All this reporter has to say is we are sorry to see such a great flyer pass away. We will miss you Rainbow Dash.

Tavi looked at the article. She closed her eyes what was the connection? Then it hit her someone was after the heroes of Equestria. Vinyl had come home last night bruised from a drunk Stallion that hadn't liked her music. Octavia looked at her mare friend and covered her and her changeling pet Wubsy up. She ran outside and ran to Twilight Sparkle's library. A purple dragon opened the door. He looked terrible. She spoke while showing her badge "Agent Octavia of Canterlot secret service. I need to speak with miss Twilight Sparkle."

The bleary eyed dragon grunted and said "Twilight isn't here she went to help Applejack with a problem. She won't be back for at least another hour."

"Well tell her she's in danger someone is after the heroes of Equestria." The door slammed in her face and she left.

Magic

Fluttershy smiled as she entered Twilight’s library she saw Twilight reading so she spoke up “U..um Twilight?”

“Yes Fluttershy?”

“I wanted you to come by my home I have something to show you that may interest you.”

“Alright Fluttershy, I’ll bite”

The two walked to Fluttershy’s home. Twilight saw much to her dismay a statue of Rarity and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. She then hit the ground and saw Angel with a bloody knife. She tried to move but found she couldn’t she looked down and saw, to her horror, her legs had been cut at the tendons keeping her from walking.

She looked up at the now menacing visage of Fluttershy, who was licking her lips. She felt herself get dragged inside then upstairs. Her battered body was then tied to Fluttershy’s bed.

She struggled as she felt her marehood part. In her fevered dreams she was crying out for Luna. Her eyes shot open much later and she saw the angry stares of small pony dolls all of which she recognized.

Fluttershy stood over her smiling eventually saying “Like my collection?”

“How?”

“Oh from a friend I write to near Zebracia.”

“What about the stone?”

“Oh Zecora had the poison I was looking for so I killed her for it.”

“Why?”

“Figure it out Mrs. I know everything.”

“But you’re the Element of Kindness!”

“Hmf.. you know for a fact we were cast aside for more permanent solutions.”

“No! Celestia would never do that.”

Fluttershy slammed her hoof into Twilight’s face. She then continued her carnal torture. Whispering and licking Twilight’s wound saying “oh Twillie I’m sorry. I didn’t know what came over me. *gasp* Your bleeding! Who would do this to you sweet Sparkle?”

Fluttershy was thrown into the wall. She looked around and saw Luna standing there. The window broken. She growled and lunged at Luna who stepped aside and Fluttershy flew out the window and got impaled on the statue of Rarity. Angel lunged at Luna with his knife and she slapped him out of the sky, breaking his neck.

A burst of flame flashed in the dark and there was a doll of a teary eyed Fluttershy with a grumpy looking bunny sticking out of her hair. Luna severed the bindings of Twilight and scooped up the dolls in her magical grip. She flew off into the night air.

Tavi was walking through the outer woods when she saw a panicked Vinyl running her way with a lithe looking shadow following her. Tavi pushed a small button on her coat and a sharp beam stabbed into the assailant. The assailant flopped on it’s side with a pool of blood dribbling out of it’s mouth. Vinyl embraced Tavi and began sobbing uncontrollably. Tavi looked up at the moon and saw Luna fly off towards Canterlot.

She brought Vinyl home and Wubzy hurried over and stroked the frightened mare. Tavi stayed up all night watching the windows and doors. She would not let her lover get murdered.

Flambe

Luna landed in front of Celestia with the half alive Twilight. Celestia looked down at the injured mare and shed a few tears. She summoned Cadence and Shining Armor. She swallowed her pride and summoned the father of her foal. The Chimera was the first to appear. He shook his fur letting dust fly off and turn into gems. He smiled and said “Well, well, well, my dear Celestia. How are you?”

He then saw the shaking form of Twilight and placed his claw up to his chin pondering. He snapped his claw and a teal pony with golden hair and grey eyes appeared in his lap. She smiled and said “Funny Face!”

He looked down at her and smiled saying “What do you make of this mare, Sun Shimmer?”

The small mare in his lap looked at Twilight and said “She looks broken. She feels broken. She tastes broken. Therefore she’s broken.”

The sound of a jet broke their concentration. They all looked up and saw three men enter. One was a tall Minotaur of Oxtria, Another a dragon of the draco lands, and the third was a gryphon with sharp blades attached to his wings. The gryphon bowed and spoke “We came as soon as we heard lord Sidrodc.”

The chimera smiled and said “rather noisy way to make an entrance.”

The dragon spoke “We made no noise”

Sidrodc spoke “then what was the sound of a jet landing...oh shit... Hit the deck!”

An explosion destroyed the top of the tower they were in. The fire was blown away in a rush of wind. Celestia stood there singed. Luna was covering Twilight and the dolls she had with her. The dragon was standing there with his scales on fire. The gryphon was imbedded in the only wall left standing. He peeled off and landed with a grunt. The minotaur had dove through a door that he was now peaking out of blushing. He emerged with panties hanging off his horns. They looked around for Sidrodc and saw a big pile of popped corn where he had been standing he stuck his head out of the pile and said “Popcorn?” They all nodded no he shrugged and said “fine more for Sun Shimmer and I.”

The door thudded to the ground and they turned to see Shining Armor and Cadence standing there kissing passionately.

Celestia cleared her throat and said “well, now that we are all here,” She turned and pointed her horn at Twilight, “we can discuss what happened.”

Shining gasped and rushed to Twilight’s side. They were busy discussing the mare they did not notice a small purple dragon slink into the room with a yellow mare with red hair and cerulean eyes.

The dragon gasped and rushed the bed. All eyes turned to him and he started sobbing. The mare rushed out and placed her wing over him soothing him. She looked up and bleated falling over.

Death of Harmony

Celestia looked at the mare then turned to the others and said “what  can we do?  All the elements are dead except Twilight.”

Sidrodc smiled his snaggle toothed smile and said “Well, we do not know who hired the assassin. It doesn’t help that the assassin is dead.”

Luna teared up and said “then we need to kill her.” Everypony in the room stood agape at the suggestion. She continued “I know, It’s a horrid thought, but she’s going to be unable to walk the rest of her life. We need to find the culprit. He or she needs to pay. The only way to find them is to kill the last element bearer.”

She felt Shining Armor strike her but she did not flinch. She could feel the wrath of everypony around her except Sidrodc. He smiled and said “I think It’s a brilliant idea!” He then turned to Celestia and said “I believe it’s time for Operation Lucky Seven.”

Tavi stood facing off against a burly stallion who growled “If the killer can’t do the job send in the professional emotionless boss” He lunged at Tavi who slid and avoided the strike. His skull hit a tree and it splintered and fell. He spun and shot back at her. He flipped and did an aerial strike that would have crushed her skull had it made an Impact. Instead he seemed to turn grey and just dropped. She saw a shadowy pegasus who quickly vanished.

Twilight was bound to the wooden pole sound asleep. There was an audience as Celestia shakily took the stage. Then spoke “MISS TWILIGHT SPARKLE HERE HAS BEEN CHARGED GUILTY OF KILLING HER FRIENDS AND ATTEMPTING TO ASSASSINATE HER ROYAL PRINCESSES.” with her voice quiet she hid her face so no one could see her cry and Twilight incinerated into fine powder.

Back at Fluttershy’s home Spike stood near a circle as it burst into flame and a small doll appeared. He picked it up and then promptly fell over as an earthquake shook the ground.

Back in Canterlot many homes fell and the castle of the royal pony sister began crumbling as a huge creature made of fire and shadows rose from the ground.

Sidrodc sat on his cotton candy cloud with Sun Shimmer. He spoke to her “that would be The demon Globra of the Tenth circle of Tartarus. He fought against the for runners and was imprisoned beneath the ground in his eternal damnable grave.”

Technology

Many ponies were screaming and running all over as the train pulled into Canterlot out walked Lyra, Bonbon, Minuette, Berry Punch, and Spike. They were joined by Agent Tavi, Wubsy and Vinyl. They were all aghast at the towering inferno of magma and shadows. They hurried to the castle with the three unicorns providing a shield. Above them flew a shadow silently and swiftly. They reached the top of the tower where Luna stood with Sidrodc, The minotaur Adamant, The Dragon Razoerwing, The griffin Gaiden Royalshriek, Cadence, and Shining Armor. Celestia was nowhere to be seen. The shy pegasus was hiding behind a fallen pillar and was shaking as swaths of flame swept above her. Spike dropped the doll and ran full force tackling the mare and knocking her into a still standing closet. The pillar shattered as the creature stepped on it.

In the basement of the palace Celestia had just teleported the Twilight doll to her. She placed her hoof on an empty section of wall and many runes glowed from it. She swiftly used the correct sequence of spells and the hidden door opened. She went inside the immaculate room and placed each of the dolls in a strange tube shaped coffin. She went over to a switch and hooked many wires to her horn. She closed her eyes focusing and then pulled a switch. Every light in the castle went out and anypony listening could hear the sound of a heart beating. The effect was they all became docile and calm. The other effect was that all the fires were put out.

Luna was the only one standing against the creature. It had turned Sidrodc’s powers against him. It had petrified Shining Armor and Cadence. It had crystalized Sidrodc’s three agents. It, however, had done nothing to the intruders. They stood in fear but suddenly Berry Punch began glowing a crystal in the shape of her cutie mark appeared. The same went for Minuette, Lyra, the mystery pony, Bon Bon, and the shadowy Pegasus who had been forced to land by the magic. Their eyes glowed and a rainbow struck the Demon Globra. He shrunk in size significantly and most of his magic had been extinguished.

He stood aghast and suddenly he was struck by a yellow beam, a purple beam, and a grey beam. His body became solid stone and crystals formed around it then an explosion propelled the beast into the far reaches of space.

Twilight stepped out of the coffin with her friends. She heard snorts and then soft crying then she heard the sickening sound of hooves striking flesh. She turned to see Fluttershy dead and the others covered in blood. She closed her eyes and said “Clean yourselves up. Celestia is throwing us a party tonight in the gardens.”

She turned to see Celestia smiling. She led them out of the room as it cleaned the DNA off the floor.

“what was that room princess?” Twilight said

Celestia looked down at her student with tears in her eyes. She cleared them and said “That was the room where the forerunners were born and created by the ancient gods. It was far before my time and the time of my mother. When this world was terraformed.”

Gems are but stones

The night was cool and Fluttershy was walking down the street to her job. She entered the establishment hearing a greeting from Adamant which she barely acknowledged. She would be second after Minuette tonight and she was excited because if she pulled off a good performance she may have a contract waiting for her. She entered the dim club and saw the bartender, an earth pony that reminded her an awful lot of Applejack. The mare smile at her and said “Good luck up there Sugarcube.”

Fluttershy blushed and said “thanks Applesauce I hope I do good. I need to buy more animal feed.”

She walked in back and walked past the VIP room where she caught a glance of Goldengrape getting his ass pounded by a stallion she recognized as Braeburn. She caught herself being entranced by the thrusting of the Stallion and saw him climax all over Goldengrape. She blushed and hurried to her dressing room to relieve herself.

She entered and saw Angel with a letter and a carrot. She grabbed the carrot and shoved it into her marehood gasping in pleasure as she read the note. She handed the carrot back to Angel who looked at it disdainfully and threw it in the garbage.

After her dance she walked silently into Ponyville with a small bottle in her saddle bag. She went to Rarity’s Boutique and entered she was displeased since she saw the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

She went over to Rarity and said “did you asked if I could come over and help?”

Rarity looked at her and sighed in relief saying “oh dahling thank goodness you’re here they won't quiet down and I need somepony to read to them or something so I can focus on my new dress.”

Fluttershy walked over to the fillies and they gathered around her as Rarity left the room. She spoke “ok girls I can show you something Rarity taught me to keep me calm while at the same time enjoying myself.” She placed three cups of water on the table and slipped the poison in them. She then walked over to the fillies and said “ok Sweetie Bell I want you to place your hoof between Apple Bloom’s hindquarters. And Scootaloo can do the same to Apple Bloom.”

They did as they were told and felt heat radiating onto their hooves and looked quizzically down they then began rubbing as per instruction.

Finally Scootaloo cried out and lay on the ground. She looked up at Fluttershy and said “I’m Thirsty.”

Fluttershy smiled thinking to herself perfect.

Soon all three had finished the water that she had made for them. Heat overwhelmed their bodies and they went back to rubbing not realizing they were slowly becoming stone. They all climaxed at the same time and their juices flowed onto the floor. They were solid stone now.

Rarity walked in and felt lips clamp around her and two hooves rubbing some kind of lotion on her body. She whimpered as Fluttershy began licking her marehood she had a begging look to her eyes and Fluttershy sinisterly smiled and whispered “You will look so beautiful I think I’ll display you in my garden.”

When Fluttershy was done she looked at the mess on the floor and saw Opal glaring at her. She did her unique stare that paralyzed Opal and then she snapped Opal’s neck. She dragged the statues outside and smiled at the looks on their faces. She placed them in a nearby cart and pushed it home.

She walked up to her room and saw the small dolls on the floor in the rune circle she had made. She placed them with her Pinkie Pie doll and smiled.

The dolls looked angrily at her as she curled up in her bed smiling in glee.

Fashionista’s remains found

by Flounder

Today we mourn the loss of local fashionista Rarity. Police entered her home and boutique when they had received an anonymous letter about the murder. All the police found was a puddle of dried blood and cum. Chief Axel Foaley of precinct 13 had this to say “We believe the culprit raped and murdered Rarity and her three fillies we will be searching for remains in the coming days.”

Four murders in one night and no evidence to place blame. Well Ponyville It seems we need to be extra vigilant for we have a killer in our midst.

Octavia read the news article in disgust and tossed it on the table she was baffled by this the only thing that added up was neither her nor Pinkie had any enemies and both were heroes of Equestria. She rubbed her head and felt the strong forelegs of Vinyl wrap around her begging her to come back to bed. She would deal with this tomorrow.

smoked apple tart

The night came swiftly and Fluttershy received her letter to assassinate the Apple family that lived on the orchard. She was to use utmost care not to be seen. She saw Big Macintosh heading in and she rushed him wailing.

Macintosh looked down at the sobbing mare and placed his head over her. She looked up with watery eyes and said “can I stay here tonight. I want to get rid of that image of poor Dashie.”

“Eyup”

Fluttershy smiled thinking perfect I have him right where I want him

As she followed him into the home she heard moaning coming from upstairs. She looked at Mac questioningly and he just blushed. She realized it was Applejack. She looked again at Mac and saw he had an erection. Oh was it big.

Fluttershy knew the only way to put him to sleep was to pleasure him. She smiled lustfully and said “Come here big boy and show me what you got.”

He walked over and positioned himself near her marehood. She gasped as she felt him enter Oh boy was it huge. Several minutes later she felt his warm sperm splash against her back she smiled and blushed. She watched him go to sleep and she went out to the barn.

She came back in with a hacksaw and pitchfork. She snuck upstairs and saw Applejack curled up near the bartender Applesauce. She threw the Pitchfork and it impaled them both pinning their bodies to the wall.

She went downstairs and looked at the sleeping stallion she rubbed him until she got him erect and then sawed his member off. she then quickly grabbed a knife from the kitchen and slashed his throat imbedding the knife in his neck. She fled the scene and washed herself in her shower. Finally going to bed with three more very angry dolls looking at her.

Octavia went with her mare friend’s pet changeling Wubsy to Sweet Apple Acres. She saw many officers surrounding the farmhouse. She showed her badge and Chief Axel Foaley spoke “I wouldn't go in there unless you have a strong stomach.” She pushed past him.

The stench nearly knocked her off her hooves. She saw a large Red stallion missing his penis and a knife in his neck he was surrounded by a pool of blood. She turned and grimaced and walked upstairs to see several amature ponies vomiting. She stepped over the sick ponies and saw the reason for their illness. She swallowed her own vomit and walked out of the barn. When all the officers left she saw bloody hoofprints leading towards the forest.

Wubsy turned into Vinyl and spoke “I think you are close to breaking this case.”

Tavi nodded and walked off towards the forest.

Epilogue

Celestia sat at the end of the table. She looked at those gathered and sighed “Well I’m glad thats over. Now all we need to do is find the next element of kindness. Until then I will give you some help. Everypony meet Emerald.”

With that name a green stallion with turquoise hair walked into the room with a small filly hanging on his tail. He lifted her up and set her near Celestia. The little filly was light green with a blue and pink mane.

Emerald sat down and said “well I s’pose I have no choice in the matter.”

Luna spoke “sister what are we to do? We have twelve elements now. I didn’t think it was possible.”

Celestia looked down vaguely confused and that was when Cadence spoke up “They represent the elements of desire, passion, sex, or whatever you want to call it. I prefer passion since it seems more elegant.”

Cadence then walked over to them and in order spoke the elements of passion and who they belong to. It went like this the changeling Bob Bon was the element of candy, Minuette was the element of dancing, Lyra the element of music, Berry Punch the element of liquor, The mystery pony the element of flowers, and finally the shadowy assassin was the element of darkness.

Spike spoke up and said “Wait! Why does the pegasus who helped me look like Fluttershy?”

The unknown mare smiled and said “well because in my language that is my name. But in your language it would be Nectar.

”

Zecora was blushing at the name a look from Rarity made her hide her face. The rest of the evening went by smoothly.

Tavi slid into the throne room and bowed before Celestia who spoke “My daughter Lucky Dreams had a premonition. I need you and your two marefriends to go to Appleloosa and meet up with Agent Little Strong Heart. Tavi saluted and walked out to go cuddle some more with Vinyl before their ride tomorrow.