Hello? Is this thing on?
Ah good, it is. Well hello everybody. My name is Blaze. I am recording this message to anyone willing to listen. I am currently in Equestria, a new planet fully populated by colorful equines, violent sapient dogs, dragons, and all sorts of things we once thought were myths. I ended up here a while back thanks to a raw deal me and my friends made in college one night. Well... What do you mean they stole Sparky? They did what?! SON OF A
*transmission lost*
Oh crap, sorry about that everyone. Um, I think I need to end this recording here. I'll have my assistant fill you in on the rest. Excuse me. Time to die mother buckers!
*end transmission*

*begin new transmission*
Oh, um, am I supposed to start now? Hi, I'm Swift Gale. Blaze asked me to finish this recording. He's, shall we say, on an errand. Anyways, there's not much to add. He told me to tell you that as soon as he gets back he would fill you in on his whole crazy journey. Well... that's it. Bye.
*end transmission*

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Yeah I know this fic hasn't been updated since forever. I have pretty much lost all motivation to write this fic, yet I still hold out hope that I'll get it back. So until further notice this fic is on an indefinite hiatus.