Seth and Lyra walk through the forest. They try to be as silent as they can be. They never wanted to wake any timberwoffs up. They made it out of the forest and into the side of the mountain.

“So, Seth? What is life like in the human world?” Lyra asked.

“Why are you asking these question?” Seth asked.

“Well, I was thinking about the existence of humans before you came here. But no pony believed me. Now I have proof,” Lyra explained.

“Well, I will tell you what its like back in the human world,” Seth smiled.

“I’m listening,” Lyra had full attention on him.

“Well the human life starts out and what we call “Babys”. We grow up and become kids. Then at age 5 we go to school,” Seth explained.

“That sounds like our environment,” Lyra admitted.

“Also we go to college and learn how do our jobs and then we have are own homes and apartment. Some of us live on the streets because we work at the restraint. And then some of us get married and the process happens again,” Seth explained.

“Just like pony life,” Lyra said.

“Is it really like that?” Seth asked.

“Sort of. We have cutie marks to show us are special talent,” Lyra showed her cutie mark.

“Lucky! Usually we have to do everything and then once we go to college we can do everything we want,” Seth said.

“Well I guess your world sounds harder than it seems,” Lyra said.

“You can say that,” Seth replied.

“In this world, the country is ran by two princess. The Princess of the Day, and the The Princess of the Night,” Lyra said.

“Well does this country have a Queen?” Seth asked.

“Yes, but no pony has seen her for over 10,000 years,” Lyra said.

“The Princess can live that long?” Seth asked.

“They can live forever,” Lyra said. “But us ponies can live up to 150 to 200 years.”

“That sounds like a dictatorship or a monark to me,” Seth thought thinking back to his childhood.

“A dictatorship? A monark?” Lyra never heard this term before.

“A dictatorship is like a kingdom where we have a person taking office at force and just being the leader for a very long time. A monark is a kingdom thing. We have kings and queens and there the only ones running the nation. This kindom sounds more like a monark to me, but with two princesses running it that live forever,” Seth explained.

“Its nice to learn stuff that we don’t know,” Lyra said.

“Yeah,” Seth smiled.

“Well we are here,” Lyra pointed at the capital city. Seth’s eyes widen. He was surprised that there was no cars like in Kansas City.

“This is Canterlot,” Lyra announced. Seth suddenly remembered something. His friend was saying something familiar about Canterlot.

His friend was talking about his son becoming a brony and the show My Little Pony and how it was a show about friendship. He also talked about the towns. Canterlot sounded familiar. That was a year ago. But he was now remembering it.

Did I break the fourth wall? he asked himself. It doesn’t seem like humans can do magic. I think the culprit that made me get fired is here somewhere. I want to find him quick so I can give him a piece of my mind.

Lyra and Seth walk through the town exploring the shops, homes, and business. Of course the town was filled with rich ponies.

“Do you want to get some food?” Lyra asked

“Sure,” I wonder what the food is like here?

Both walk into a shop. The clerk welcomes them. “Welcome to the Sub Capital Place. We serve sub sandwiches made with tomatoes, peppers, anything.

This is just like Subway or Quiznos, Seth thought

“I would like a white bread sandwich. Put lettuce, tomato, green peppers, onions, and olives?” Lyra ordered.

“Um... can I have a Ham sandwich with barbecue sauce?” Seth asked.

“What’s ham?” the clerk asked

“You don’t know what ham is?” Seth asked.

“Yep,” the clerk said.

“Well, ham is a meat that comes from the pig. Its really good,” Seth licked his lips.

“Um... we ponys are vegetarians. We don’t eat meat,” the clerk said.

Oh, I forgot that horses don’t eat meat. Now I have to eat healthy, Seth though.

“I’m just going to get a sandwich with lettuce and tomatoes,” Seth sighed.

“Coming right up. That will be five bits,” the clerk said. Lyra payed it off. A minute later they got there sandwiches and headed toward the castle. They were standing in front of the tallest structure in town.

“I never knew that the building was so high,” Seth said

“Get used to it,” Lyra said.

“Lets get inside so I can find out what happen to me,” Seth trotted toward the entrance. Lyra followed behind.

Once inside they trot through the throne room. The pillars were so high. Seth’s jaw is wide open. At the end of the throne room was the Princess herself. She was having a meeting. Seth overheard the meeting.

“And this is why I think Apples and Oranges should be juiced,” The pony said holding a scroll.

“Oh... yeah,” The Princess got a weird face.

“Thats what she said,” Seth laughed.

Lyra tried to think “That’s what she said?”

“Nevermind,” Seth sighed.

“Thanks for the presentation. Next!” Princess Celestia yelled.

“Hello Princess. My name is Seth. I came here to tell you something that you probably will not believe,” Seth said.

“Ok, I’m listing,” The Princess said.

“I’m not from Equestria. I’m from Kansas City, Missouri in the country of the United States. I use to be human, not a pony. All I’m asking is that I return to my hometown,” Seth said. Princess Celestia started blushing.

“Princess, why are you making that face?” Lyra asked.

If I think about this. This adventure kind of acks like “The Wizard of Oz” Seth thought.

“Um... I’m sorry but I can’t take you back to your world,” Celestia said.

“Why,” Seth said.

“I don’t have that power,” Celestia claimed.

Seth started to cry, “I’m never going back.”

Lyra tried to comfort him. “You can stay at my place tonight with Bon Bon.”

“Thanks. It helps,” Seth felt a little better.

Lyra took him to her home. They trot into the door. Bon Bon was sitting on the couch.

“Who’s this Lyra?” she asked.

“This is Seth. He’s just staying over until we figure something out,” Lyra said.

“You better not party,” Bon Bon stared at him.

“Ok!” Seth promised.

Lyra and Bon Bon leaned him the guest room. It was about 10:00 pm. Lyra and Bon Bon were asleep. Seth was laying on the bed. Will I ever see my family again?

Seth slowly dozed off. Slowly drifting off into dreamland.

He wakes up. He was no longer in the guest room. He was in the castle. He was on a bed that was purple. It seemed like a bed for a princess.

The door opened. Princess Celestia trotted in. Seth shook in fear.

Princess Celestia open your mouth. “I have been waiting for you.”

“What are you talking about?” Seth asked.

“I was the one who brought you here. I was the one to fire you from your job,” she admitted.

“I’m very mad at you. Why did you do this,” Seth asked.

“I hope you forgive me when I do this,” Celestia shuts the door behind her and locks it.

Author's Note

I wrote this chapter. NOS will be doing the sex parts and the next two chapters