The Equestrian Conflict

Operation Liberation/Task Force Raven/Staff Sergeant Grey/June 9th,2013/Shoreline of Somalia/2:46 P.M

It was a beautiful day today in Somalia, Seagulls were gawking,the waves splashing on the coast.It was glorious.Well, it would be if the village wasn't destroyed, the residents dead, and the entire area surrounded by Somalian Pirates.Well kids, they were too busy patroling the perimeters and enjoying the day to see a UH-60 Blackhawk chopper full of Navy SEALS. "Alright boys listen up, the entire area is filled with pirates with snipers inside the lighthouse." breifed Lieutenant Brian Smith, AKA 'Justice'."Luckly the dumbasses  are taking a nap." said Justice."Hmmph, what would we expect of some tight assed pirates who don't even know how to shoot right." mocked First Sergeant Tom Locke, AKA 'Zero'."Like, really they can't aim for shit!" "That doesn't mean they're not dangerous." warned Master Sergeant Deuce Montes, AKA 'Rocket'."I got to agree with you Rocket,in Close Quarters they could be more serious then a Russian who just drank one hundred pounds of vodka and has a Hammer and a Sickle." said First Sergeant Henry Waters, AKA 'Ripjaw'."Oh quit being a fucking hippie you two." criticized Sergeant Major John McKinley, AKA 'Predator'."Tell him Grey!" And that's me,the youngest member in our six-man squad Staff Sergeant well, Grey. When I was seventeen I got into a car accident which conducted brain loss.So I call myself Grey.And Ironicly my favorite color is Grey.I rarely speak, but nobody minds it.Oh yeah, Justice is squad leader, Zero is our marksman, Rocket's the heavy gunner, Ripjaw is the Pointman, Predator is the demolitions expert. Me? I'm the 'jack-of-all-trades',as they say.Anyway back to the story."I just want to get this thing done and dusted." I replied."Well,at least your awake." Riptide answered jokingly.I couldn't help but chuckle."Alright get your asses in gear!" yelled the pilot."15 seconds!"."Alright men lets do this!" Justice announced. "HOORAH!" we all screamed.

Ripjaw and Zero kicked down the ropes as we fast roped down. Justice and Rocket were the first ones out,then Ripjaw and Predator,finally with me and Zero,but there was a slight...problem. A pirate with a RPG took aim and fired. Zero touched ground before me but then the Rocket Propelled Grenade nailed the chopper right in the tail rotor."Son of a Bitch!"I yelled as witnessed the event. The blast radius was so large that it cut the rope and I landed on the sand face first.If it wasn't for my orange-tinted goggles and balcalva I would have sand in my mouth. The chopper however, wasn't so lucky.All I heard was the scream of the pilot. Predator got on the radio and said"Blackhawk Down! We got a Blackhawk down!".Then we turned are attention to the massive crowd of pirates."Oh Shit." Zero murmured. The pirates let out a battle cry and charged at us with complete recklessness. Then Rocket came up with a solution. He pulled out his M240L and opened fire. After about maybe fifteen seconds the force was eliminated."EAT IT MOTHERFUCKERS!" Rocket yelled while laughing at the same time. What was left of the pirates were meat in a very, very, very big ass river of blood.Zero already took a sniping postion near a crumbled wall. The scope glint of a sniper flashed in the corner of my eye. But unfortunely for the sniper his head exploded.

No really it just fucking exploded like a bomb full of blood and some brain tissue."Sniper Down." Zero yelled over the gunfire. "No Shit." I responded. Then A pirate peeped out with a Katana. But a Katana can't beat my motherfucking Tomahawk. He charged at me, but I simply slashed with my deadly Weapon of Mass Destruction at his Katana knocking him off guard. That was my chance. I swung the hatchet horizontal left aiming right at his neck and stuck it in him like pin the tail on the Donkey. I have to admit,I felt sorry for the poor guy. He made a disturbing choking sound as blood spewed out of the wound, some getting on my right sleeve. I unhooked the Tomahawk from his neck and his lifeless body fell to the ground."HOLY SHIT, RPG WATCH OUT!" Rocket screamed. And right on cue an explosion knocks me off the ground. Dazed I saw where it hit. Only a couple feet away from me. If it was about a foot closer it would've killed me. Then I saw the bastard, taking aim again before Zero yet again, blew off his head off. Zero once shot someone point blank in the face in an ally way back in Iraq with that McMllian TAC-300. He must have a really strong stomach, I presume. I finally got into the action as i cocked my DD M4V1 fitted with an Aimpoint CompM4 sight and Grip.I took bover behind a collapsed, yet stable wall."Sir, when you said they were all over this area you weren't kidding!" Predator yelled over the gunfire, yet barely audible."What you thought I was lying?!" Justice yelled back. "Erm..yes." "Really!" Predator nodded. "God damnit John!" Slowly, but surely we took them out one by one.Then when the last pirate saw he was the only one left, he killed himself. We stood in slience. Finally, Ripjaw said "Fucking Junkies."We approched the lighthouse. "Grey, get the door". Justice ordered. I nodded. I went over to it and kicked hard. The door thought, was so old its hinges snapped and fell over. I looked at it with disapproval. But then, Zero said "Oh my God." I stared in amazement at the cache of P.E.T.N, the most dangerous explosive in the world. But then in horror I saw a charge set on the container.  "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" Predator screamed before the bomb went off demolosing the lighthouse and us.

Twilight Sparkle was enjoying her day by reading the newest Daring Do book. She was the first to get it, like all the other books she got. Spike was getting her a drink when he suddenly doubled over and belched out a letter, thus forcing him to drop the lemonade. "Sorry Twilight." Spike apoligized. "Don't worrry Spike, you weren't expecting that." She reassured the baby dragon. "But why did the Princess send me a note?" Twilight said, confused. Se knew the Princess sent her the note because it was ALWAYS the Princess. Spike cleared his throat.

"Dear Twilight Sparkle, there is important news I must share with you and the Elements of Harmony. Chariots will come to pick you up in a half an hour. This is very urgent so you must make haste. I will meet you in Canerlot. Sincerly, Princess Celestia."

Twilight was already getting her saddle bag. In just a minute, she had everything ready. "Bye Spike!" Twilight said as she darted through the door. "Err, what about the drink?" Spike called. No reply. "Why?" Spike sighed.

Twilight rounded up her five best friends at the LZ. "This better be good." grumbled Rainbow Dash. "I was having a nice dream!" she exclaimed. "Now stop yer complain'." Applejack said. "The princess always have somethin' good to show." the southern mare scolded. "I wonder if their new super-duper CUPCAKES!" Pinkie Pie yelled making Fluttershy jump back a little. "No darling, it might be a new fashion that everyponys using." Rarity said. "My word, its here." The chairiots landed and a high ranking officer steped out. "Miss Sparkle, your transportation is ready." He said with a deep gruff voice. "Thank you General." "Girls lets go." Twilight said, as each of them boarded their ride to Canerlot with the Princesses awaiting.