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Princesses Don't Potty

by CDRW
Twilight realizes she hasn't ever seen Celestia excuse herself to use the bathroom.

Celestia wants Twilight and her friends to loosen up a little bit around her. Luna just wants to try the hard cider. During a surprise visit to Sweet Apple Acres at the tail end of cider season, Princess Luna has just a bit too much to drink, and when she makes a rather inappropriate joke, Twilight comes to the very uncomfortable realization that she has never seen Celestia excuse herself to use the restroom.

Teen
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
 
PT

24829 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

11 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1 (Princesses Don't Drink) 2013-01-08 00:35:18 UTC
    1627
  2. Chapter 2 (Matters of Faith) 2013-02-01 02:32:14 UTC
    1398
  3. Chapter 3 (Well Meaning Correspondance) 2013-02-06 23:46:55 UTC
    2351
  4. Chapter 4 (Sororicide) 2013-02-20 23:46:44 UTC
    2444
  5. Chapter 5 (Cleanliness is next to Goddessness) 2013-03-27 23:21:16 UTC
    2663
  6. Chapter 6 (Nor Do They Poop) 2013-04-12 17:29:23 UTC
    2363
  7. Chapter 7 (Pee Rhymes Like Tree) 2013-06-09 02:35:50 UTC
    1729
  8. Chapter 8 (Restroom) 2013-10-05 03:47:43 UTC
    3503
  9. Chapter 9 (Psychology) 2014-03-23 03:14:36 UTC
    2338
  10. Chapter 10 (She Has to Pee) 2014-06-22 21:54:56 UTC
    3886
  11. Chapter 11 (Railroading) 2015-02-18 04:45:29 UTC
    527