
Princesses Don't Potty
Twilight realizes she hasn't ever seen Celestia excuse herself to use the bathroom.
Celestia wants Twilight and her friends to loosen up a little bit around her. Luna just wants to try the hard cider. During a surprise visit to Sweet Apple Acres at the tail end of cider season, Princess Luna has just a bit too much to drink, and when she makes a rather inappropriate joke, Twilight comes to the very uncomfortable realization that she has never seen Celestia excuse herself to use the restroom.


24829 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read
11 Chapters:
- Chapter 1 (Princesses Don't Drink) 2013-01-08 00:35:18 UTC1627
- Chapter 2 (Matters of Faith) 2013-02-01 02:32:14 UTC1398
- Chapter 3 (Well Meaning Correspondance) 2013-02-06 23:46:55 UTC2351
- Chapter 4 (Sororicide) 2013-02-20 23:46:44 UTC2444
- Chapter 5 (Cleanliness is next to Goddessness) 2013-03-27 23:21:16 UTC2663
- Chapter 6 (Nor Do They Poop) 2013-04-12 17:29:23 UTC2363
- Chapter 7 (Pee Rhymes Like Tree) 2013-06-09 02:35:50 UTC1729
- Chapter 8 (Restroom) 2013-10-05 03:47:43 UTC3503
- Chapter 9 (Psychology) 2014-03-23 03:14:36 UTC2338
- Chapter 10 (She Has to Pee) 2014-06-22 21:54:56 UTC3886
- Chapter 11 (Railroading) 2015-02-18 04:45:29 UTC527