And I thought we were normal. How wrong I was.

"Shit,shit,shit,shit,shit!" While I guess I should feel sorry for Uefi, since he is terrible with stress that isn't time related, but I still find how terribly he's adapting to be funny.

     As we walk in what I guess is Uefi is rolling incoherently on the floor and hitting his head on a nightstand on the wall opposite of me. In the far left corner is a bed and on the wall to the right of me is another door which I guess leads to a bathroom since there's a wardrobe next to it. I look over to Uefi who seems to have stopping rolling around and stopped to look at me and Luna. I notice that he has a cerulean fur, a short aqua coloured mane and tail and similar coloured eyes. Wait. What colour are my eyes,mane and tail anyway? Turing around I notice I have a longer ebony black mane and a tail of a similar colour. I'll have to find a mirror later. Then I notice something, he has fucking wings. No horn but he has wings. Hmm so can he fly? Flight or magic? Magic.

"WHO THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU TWO?" Oh yea, Uefi is still in shock. Now I will deal with him in the way accustomed to me.

"Uefi it's Quentin. NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!"  Luna gives me a look that seems to say What the fuck Quentin and Uefi stops and looks right at me.

"Quentin? You're Quentin?" And the prize for highest intelligence goes too..... anyone but Uefi.

"Is it that hard to believe or are you just stupid?" Well in hindsight I guess I was probably not the most recognizable person but if he thought clearly for a few moments he could've figured it out considering how smart we both like to think we both are.

"Holy shit it is you. What fucking happened to us and who is this woman?" While the term bitch might have fit better we both agree that using the term to describe women would be to disrespectful to them. What? We still have feelings. Don't mistake this for favoritism we will still be as hateful to people as we feel is appropriate based in their actions.

"First Uefi stand up." Time for some fun.

"Ok." 1..2..3 and down he goes onto the concrete. Fucking lol. Fucking lol. I burst out laughing and Luna hurries to conceal a smirk that already spread across her face.

"SON OF A BITCH! Damn you Quentin." Worth it, nothing but worth it.

"Sorry I just needed to see you try. Anyway, stop cussing you're offending the princess." Luna gives me appreciative look and Uefi gives a look that seems to say who the fuck is this princess well now to answer another question.

Pointing to Luna I say "Uefi let introduce you to Princess Luna of Equestria and the lady who sent us here." Luna gives a slight curtsy and Uefi proceeds to keep his stupid what the fuck face.

"Mare is the proper term, and you are Uefi then?"  So we're stallions then?

"At your service princess." Uefi lets sarcasm pour from his mouth.

Slightly tired of wasting time I decide to cut to the chase "As for why we're here and what exactly happened? I'm sure our princess here would like to tell us about those details."

"Yes I would actually but first Uefi needs to learn how walk." If this is some attempt at making me teach him it has failed miserably.

"Why do I need to know how to walk?"

"I don't like talking to stallions of your age when they can't even do such a basic task." Well someone is picky about her associates.

"Feel like helping me out since you seem to have figured it out Quentin?"

"Nope. I figured it out after three tries and woke up a whole 3 hours before you so if we're gonna be proportionate then you have about 53 attempts ahead of you. Oh and by the by,what colour are my eyes I've been wondering since I saw you?"

"I still don't get why you don't just say something more modern ,by the by, just doesn't seem to fit with modern context Quentin." I still don't see why you care Uefi I just prefer it to other equivalent statements.

Luna who was smirking at my denial of helping him, spoke up to say "They're the same as your mane and tail, which I have to say either matches the rest of your colours perfectly or it's just scary."

"Thanks for the confidence Luna now lets leave Uefi to himself for a bit while he figures out how to use his hooves."

"Yea I have a few things to ask you about anyway." hmmm???

   Luna and I proceeded back into the living to the sound of Uefi's grunts of pain and his continuous falls onto the floor. I sit down on the couch along the wall with Luna sitting on the couch across from me. Still no damn cupcakes. Well either way I guess Luna takes prominence over cupcakes right now. But not by much and only momentarily. Cupcakes are fucking awesome.

"So Luna what is it you wanted to talk with me about?" I have a idea of what she's going to ask but I'd rather be sure.

"I'm wondering why you're so calm. Someone in your position should be acting like Uefi was before you talked to him. Isn't this scary to you?" She says giving me one of the weirdest concerned looks I've ever seen.

"Well I guess panic set in for Uefi and then he thought about the reality before he saw his fur and such so it kind of piled up and became to much. As for me, I saw my fur and hooves before it set in and was able to adjust."

"And what is the reality of your situation?"

Allowing a few tears to flow I say "I'm in a different universe and a different body that according to you is of a sync far off from my original so I probably can't return to it and because of that I won't be seeing anyone I knew from before again except Uefi, but then again it's not like I have much of a care for it from what I've seen this is some sort of home and I'm going to guess you don't live here and though the other door is another bedroom so accommodations have been made for Uefi and I to live so I can guess this place is a much nicer place than earth."

"This explains why your mind was so close to the frequency of the place rather than your old one."

"So I'm going to guess that I was right?" Nailed it™

"Yes quite. And you're sure you're fine with this?" Why the hell not?

"Why wouldn't I be? I get to start over in a new place as a magical unicorn guy whom in my opinion has a badass colour scheme and I'm going to guess I'm still the age I was prior so I haven't lost any progress and on a smaller degree I got my Friday back based on that calendar." I say pointing to the calendar besides me.

"And how do you think Uefi will feel?" She says chuckling slightly at the Friday comment. So now we're getting to the real situation are we? Ok then.

"He'll be shock for a few minutes, then he'll go into slight denial, come out of it and notice he had wings, we'll have a long drawn out debate over wether flying is more badass or if magic is, another one over who's colours are better and then from there I have no idea. The rest depends on what you have to say to us."

"Yes I guess it does." She says looking slightly more relieved. **I'M A FUCKIN' MIRACLE WORKER PRAISE ME!* To dramatic? Yea probably.*

Then I notice something I don't think she picked up on yet or just hasn't made any notice of having noticed. Uefi isn't groaning or making funny concrete face-plant sounds.

"So ready to tell us why we're here Luna since Uefi will be joining us shortly?"

"Yes quite." She says as Uefi walks though the doorway.

"Take a seat next to me or on the princess' lap Uefi it's story time."

"I'm afraid he'll have to sit next to you Quentin, I'm not fond of having stallions sit on my lap." Fucking liar. She just doesn't like ones she doesn't know well doing it. Or is she telling the truth? GOSSIP TIME!

"Shit I was gonna sit on mommy's lap and listen to my story. Oh well Quentin move your damn feet."

"Fuck you too, and gladly."