The Menacing statue

by Prince Laviere

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, Changelings, Comedy, Queen Chrysalis, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Main 6
Length: 5871

this story is abotu a changeling that was being used as a statue, as it was not born alive, and somehow ends up inhabited by a soul not from equestria

Celestia and Twillight are making a new museum of sentient Equestrian life. However, they have not been able to find dead changelings with their remains intact. They have discovered live empty changeling bodies, however. Apparently, changelings are not always born with souls inside their slimy little carapaces. The bodies still grow even without nourishment. The changelings have no real use for them, so they decide to use one of the empty shells in the exhibit. However, when going through the exhibit one last time before opening the museum, an odd magical glow brings them to the changeling "statue", which then comes to life. Insane, possibly hilarious, and could-be adventurous things will likely ensue.

currently looking for better cover art.
thank Jypher for fixing the description.

Published 2013-01-09 01:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-20 22:17:49 UTC

Museum

Celestia is currently walking through the royal castle, her faithful student in toe behind her, along with the normal troupe of her Solar guards they have recently learned that Changelings have a chance of being borne without a soul, why does that matter? the soul inhabitants the brain and lets creatures live. most ponies would not think about that more than a second, however, after Twilight learned of this she was ECSTATIC! this meant that the Museum of sentient equestrian life could, in fact, be completed. what is this "Museum of Sentient Equestrian Life"? it is a Museum Equestria's solar princess Celestia has been wanting to catalogue every intelligent creature within the bounds of her kingdom. they have preserved bodies and ponyquinns of all sorts of things, Diamond Dogs, several different ages and sub species of dragons, one Pegasus, Unicorn, and Earth Pony, Timber wolves. however, for Timber wolves they are considered only sentient because of the ability to communicate with one another and to plan, but are not considered highly intelligent, and this is stated within the museum so nopony gets confused about it. Minotaur, and, now, because of the information Twilight Sparkle has uncovered, they are getting 2 different changeling statues, or, more acuratley, empty changeling bodies, one with the royal armor and one without. Celestia however would not inform Twilight as to HOW she acquired them, but has chosen not to ask to many questions on the subject, as there must be a perfectly good reason why she won't tell her.

Now, back to the what's happening, Celestia and Twilight are currently following a powerful and odd burst of magic, it is very late, or technically early, around 1:30 AM to be precise, that has gone through the museum, they are following it, through most of the museum. This is VERY unsettling to say the very least, as in the morning (at a more reasonable time) will be the opening of the museum. They follow the magical interference to the Changeling exhibit which has JUST been put in place, they're currently colorless, empty gazes looking out, "the eyes are the window to the soul" was actually made by changelings, because the color of their eyes name which type of class they are. as these are empty, they are classless.
Now, most ponies would have an odd interest in this, at most an unsettling curiosity, however, this is Twilight Sparkle and Celestia, the two most magical and intelligent minds in all of Equestria (evil-doers and Star-swirl the Bearded not withstanding) they are absolutely TERRIFIED of what could be happening. as they reach the room with the changelings in it, they are horrified, the unarmored changeling "statue"'s eyes are now colored, a light blue color, but has a pupil unlike normal changelings, and it is blinking, which, considering the fact that this creature had no soul to use to live a few moments ago, and was nothing but a husk, would scare most sensible ponies, and has Celestia unnerved. However, her Protege Twilight seems just plain fascinated.

"Princess, did we just witness a dead changeling that was borne dead... come to life?"said protege questioned, her eyes looking like they were about to squeeze themselves out of there sockets. Celestia however could not answer her student, because she was having trouble thinking at the moment.

The statue however did answer for her "I am not entirely sure who or what you are, all I know is i'm not dead. how to speak, breath, and otherwise not be dead. and am hoping I understand how walking works. I also would like to know why the guys in the armor are pointing sharp things I presume to be swords and spears at me...."

Unfortunately for him, they didn't notice him speaking nor did they care. To the guards, he was a menace and an enemy to the kingdom and all of Equestria, and they were going to stop him at all costs. The guard Captain tackled the new-to-life changeling to the ground before twilight pulled him off with her magic. to her dismay, he was unconscious.

Celestia finally spoke up "We have to study this, get it a room somewhere in the castle grounds, get me all and any doctors who know anything at all about changeling organs and such, or know anything about keeping them alive. And also make sure it doesn't escape, so if possible get a room without a window or balcony." The captain of the guard was slightly dumbfounded but did order the soldiers to do as such.

"Princess, do you think it is a spy or something? he seemed fairly nonchalant about it if he was. or is at least a very bad spy."

"no Twilight. I do not think he is either of those, but I also want to know everything we can about him, and how he came to be alive. and if Possible make sure he does not want to become a part of the changeling hive. you may want to get your friends, make sure they understand what happened though, we don't want Applejack or Rainbow Dash attempting to kill him"

"Yes Princess!" Twilight quickly bowed before teleporting to her room to send some letters. The Princes stayed behind and walked to where the still-a-statue changeling before nervously prodding it with a hoof. apparently pleased that it wasn't going to come to life as-well, she walked through the rest of the museum and through the castle, towards her own room, for it was still within her Sisters reign, and she was very tired still.

Meanwhile in Ponyville Applejack was up early(or at least earlier than usual) looking up to the stars, she sensed somethign was about to happen, or that something WAS happening to be more precise. and was now looking up into the night sky. if asked why she was outside she honestly couldn't answer, and if questioned about why she was looking at the stars, she would answer that it just felt right.

In the same town of Ponyville in Sugarcube Corner in her bed Pinkie was shaking about in some weird way, likely her Pinkie sense doing it's Pinkie sense stuff. if she were awake she would likely know that a being from another universe had just come through after it's untimely demise and was now inhabiting a beforehand empty Changeling shell. but, she WAS asleep and there fore didn't. after the shaking subsided, she awoke in a start "I swear something just happened. HMMMM-" and before she could ramble to herself about getting to the bottom of it she fell back asleep.

Author's Note

I currently have no editor, so if there is any problems spelling wise. please inform me. I deleted the last story I had made, I had no more inspiration for it. if you have any Tips or anything like that, please put them in the comments. thank you very much.

waking up

as the Changeling slowly sturred, his eyes quickly closing shut as when he opened them, all he saw in front of him were the azure eyes of a lavender purple unicorn, staring at him, he practically screamed "I'M NOT EDIBLE!" for reasons even he wasn't sure of, the mares in the room all just stared at him, before the local insane pony started laughing her Flank off.

a few minutes later after finally opening his eyes again, his ears being assaulted by the loud laughter, he looked at the pink pony before him, well, more acuratly off to the side of him, but before his face since he turned his head to look at her. before he to startled laughing his flank off, because of her laughter "your almost as" another burst of laughter "contagious as the short one!" he continued laughing. everypony else in the room, Celestia, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, and the two nightguards Luna insisted guard him, as his eyes, which she inspected while he was passed out, confirm him ot be nocturnal, it would only be fitting.

Pinkie was the first to stop laughing of the two of them, imediatley followed by him, he put on a normal straight face again, his fangs sticking out of his mouth, making it look like he had a small smile. she asked "why are we laughing?" he said "I don't know why YOU'RE laughing, but I was laughing about your laughing. it reminded me of someone, I'm not sure hwo, all I can remember is they were short, and they had a funny laugh kinda like yours."

twilight and Celestia spoke up at once. so well in fact, that if they didn't know better they would have suspected it was planned "so how did you come here, and who are you?" they then looked at each other, Twilight having a sheepish smile.

he looked at them for a moment before tapping his hoof on his Chin "I don't know were "here" is, other than existanse. and who I am. well, I have names but i'm not sure if any of them are MINE per-se. I have a Question, who are all of you, were am I, and what am I. if you can't answer those, can you at least get me some breakfast? I feel like a husk!"

knowing that he SHOULD be a husk Twilight and Celestia aren't surprised that he is hungry. they were however a bit suprised that Pinkie somehow pulled a table, and a feast out of nonexistanse and placed it down next ot her, however, they simply ruled it out as being pinkie, along with all the ponies in the room. but, the NON-pony in the room (the changeling if you haven't caught on yet) had no Idea of her powers, looked inquisitivly at her, before shrugging "so, i'm assuming from the look of things that I have gone insane? is this a good assumption?" he then looked at his hooves, immediately noticed the holes in said hooves, and started looking through them at applejack and rainbowdash, the latter of the 2 having the former of the two's hoof in her mouth, while laughing her flank off

"considering the laughter, i'll take that as a ma- wait. no, i'll take an actual answer." he pointed at Celestia"you look.... Royal? yeah, ROYAL! that's the combination of letters i''m looking for. you look Royal, that means you're probably in charge of something. can you answer that question?" he continues looking through his holey-hooves, getting giggles from the mares around him. the Guards thought he was fucking nuts. they were correct. but he was the manageable kind of nuts, you know, the one that attempts and gets close to taking over the world kind of nuts, not the padded room screaming nonsense about the voices nuts.

Celestia answered, glad that somepony, correction, someling (as the changeling term is) FINALLY doesn't call her a princess and act formal around her, answered just as brashly "well, these are Twilight, applejack, pinkie pie, rainbow dash, rarity and fluttershy, and I am Princess Celestia." she said, motioning towards each pony mentioned in response to their name "and you, are a changeling."

due to his so far barried curious nature he started tapping his hoof on his chitin mumbling idle remarks "chitinous shell," he looked at the rest of his body "insectoid wings, equine shape, holes in the hooves, likely for finding shifts in airflow or to remove unwanted eight for flight, may I see a mirror?"

Twilight practically squeed after seeing him inspect himself, either it made her feel less guilty that she was looking him over while he was asleep, wondering idly about all the questions he could answer, or liking that he was intelligent enough to define his body, even if to himself. probably both. "sure!" *she pointed ot the vanity, rarity, unlike the rest either finding him fascinating, insane, or hilarious, the fashionista amongst them was finding him absolutely intriguing 'all the things I could do with him! think about it! the first pony to ever make clothing for a changeling! those BE-UTIFUL wings! those glowing eyes! I MUST DESIGN FOR IT!'

however, Rainbow dash was also thinking to herself, something most ponies would say was a rare occurrence, however, considering how she flies, people who know even the slightest thing about flight understand she has to be thinking constantly to make sure everything is in sync, how she does her moves, when she does them, in fact, if she could manage to focus her thoughts on anything other than flight, or for anything other than flight, she could, with some time, be almost as smart as Twilight. however, sh can't, and getting her to focus on something not pertaining to flying is like getting Rarity to give up the chance at getting noble to buy her dresses. 'hmm, so far no pony in equestria has been able to match my speed, BUT, he ISN'T a changeling, changelings are lighter, and there wings move faster, he has holes in his hooves which let the air move through them, and lighten his overall weight, making it easier for him to stay aloft, from what I have observed he must be at least somewhat muscular, he, well, probably all changelings and most other Pegasi, weigh less than her, so the have that going for them... I need to RACE HIM!' but all she said was "if you need help learning how to use those wings I could probably help" 'I hope he doesn't think this is a date or some of that shmucky smoo smoo crud'

he jsut stared blankly at her, ass did everypony else in the room. "W-what?" he answered" I kinda asked you that already but you were just staring at me.

she imediatly blushed 'OH GOD I WHAT!?' she quickly stopped blushing however, and it was barely noticeable to everypony. "oh, I was just thinking about something. sorry."

he snickered softly, he felt a warm tingling in his stomach, not hunger or anything, something different, something filling. he was thinking about the things that she might have been thinking about his thoughts would be written, but his mind quickly moved off of the subject before it really got into any light "now, how about we eat before we teach, learn, do a swan dive into pudding." he said the last part, directing his hoof at Pinkie, who just groaned "do we have to wait?" everypony and changeling in that room started laughing. there were 2 changelings, and 8 ponies in the room, they all found that at least slightly hilarious. then, they ate.

Author's Note

there was originally a different way I was goign to do this, but as I was nearing finishing it (it was a bit longer, and would be hard to re-do) I messed up, shit happened, crap went all weird. all of it was erased. as you can probably tell, my grammar and spellign are still awful. if you excpect that to fix itself anytime soon, I msut kindly ask you to tell me what you are on. i'm sure I could figure out how to grow and sell it for milions of dollars.

MASTACATION!

now now now. I know you're all just screaming TWO CHANGELINGS! WHAT! THAT MAKES NO SENSE! well, the one was a lifeless husk and is now laughing, talking, and eating. if you expect this to make sense, you might as well try to figure out Pinkie's Pinkie sense. nothign makes sense. tha'ts the point of life, now, let's continue before politics kills everypony

as they were finishing, a voice started talking in the back of the known changeling's head. it was actually more like a million different voices all saying one thing at once, they seemed faraway, but like they were being projected form nearby, directly into his head. 'Join the hive. honor the queen. serve the queen. serve your mother' to say the least. he was not impressed. his head had been making it's own voice known, and had been rambling even more than Twilight would before getting back on track. it simply decided to talk to it's owner louder. he decided to ignore all the little voices screaming aorund in his noggin, considering them attention whores. and continued talkign and eating, natural instincts of the new body tended to lead towards the more sugary fruits, vegetables, and etceteras. ESPECIALLY the etceteras.

we talked about a few ponies thoughts, now time for a few more.

we'd go over Twilights', but honnestly, there almost as jumbled as his. so, instead, THE NIGHT GUARDS!: one had Elevator type music going on through his head. the other thought this 'bloody hell! HOW THE HELL IS HE RESISTING THE HIVE MIND!? that's BUCKING IMPOSSIBLE! I wonder... meh, whatever. I'll just have to watch him more closely.' if you find that odd... you don't want to see Celestia's thoughts. they were of a more... carnal... nature. something about how it could increase pollitcal nonsense. (there's that disgusting word again. POLITICS!)

'hmm, ah wonder if ah will have mah'self some more competition... those changeling's we fought back at the wedding were pretty fast an' strong. heh, rainbow might not be my only real competition next time. heh, we might need to have another iron pony competition! though, ah' guess he wouldn't really count as he's a changlin' and all an' not a pony.'

the changelign spoke up "what are changeling names like? I kinda need one, don't I?" this had been something all of the ponies had thought of at least once, Twilight WOULD have run off several of them, btu the one everypony blurted out was "Chyrsallis". the one everypony (and everyling) knows about.

"hmmm... what's it mean?"

only Celestia knew this one however. "it was ancient Equestrian for "golden". if you want we could get you a codex between modern and ancient Equestrian, conisdering they use Ancient words describing either their mentality or ones that are meaningful to them, however, only leaders get names in their Hive."

he didn't seem too shocked sicne she did political things as a Princess and must know. (THAT WORD!) however, everypony and the other ling's Jaw's all dropped.

Author's Note

can someone tell me some words in ancient Equestrian or, like, get me the english-ancient Equestrian dictionary page link or something? also. "there's another changeling!?" yes. there is.i'm not telling who it is, I am certain you will all be making your guesses and bets in the comments. but everypony, please, do gimme the link or whatever. it would be very kind of you. and I would give you a moustache! or a rainbowkiss! your choice! possibley even five of it!

Agility and power

he just looked through a lot of the words in the codex. he didn't pay much attention to them, he decided instead of going through all of that crud, just skip to a random page (the FREs is were he landed) and choose a random one of them that sounded the best on it. he chose "THIS ONE! "Freiheit" I don't know why. but I like it." Applejack looked confused, Rarity was trying to remember what it meant, Twilight nodded, as did Celestia, and Rainbow dash, surprisingly, nodded as well

"sounds good to me" the mare in sky blue with a touch of rainbow said "means..." she leaned over his shoulder and read it "Freedom. if it states anything about you, you're gonna love flying!" she then decided to pat him on the head. to say he didn't like this would be stating the obvious.

Celestia and Twilight both smiled at each other, then the Former said "well, Freiheit, we can't have you staying indoors the rest of your life, we are going to have to let you out. we'll have Rainbow dash" RD whooped "teach you how to fly with your wings. Twilight" who smiled wider at this "teach you how to use your magic, and Luna will help to teach you the social norms, as to hopefully help you fit in with the Ponies... that is... after Equestria has at least some time to settle over your acceptance."

Freiheit simply nodded. "fine by me. i'd rather not rot in this singular room forever, I'd get bored." however, everypony was a bit nervous and pensive about telling Celestia how wrong she was thinking Luna could help him with "social norms" not so oddly though, was "everypony" doesn't count to Pinkie Pie. since Pinkie pie is Pinkie pie "WAIT WAIT WAIT PRINCESS! you expect LUNA to teach him how to socialize!" she then burst into laughter

Both the Lunar guards in the room cleared there throats, the smarter of the 2 stated "actually, miss Pie. Luna has become better with Socializing, has no negative feelings towards changelings, due ot her absence during their attack, and it would likely be beneficial to her and him to learn more... together."

before anypoyn else can speak, Freiheit speaks up "before you all decide my kinda-sorta fate and all here, perhaps I could actually meet her and such?"

they all nodded.

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they were out in the courtyard, in the evening, the sun just beginning to start it's decent in the sky, causing the blues to turn to oranges. Celestia had her Solar guards coat the cloud above the Castle grounds in clouds, however, hiding most of the oranging sky, and has guards lining the walls for Privacy of the visitor, and was currently off with Twilight apolagising to the hundreds of Scientists, mostly Biologists or social scientists, due to opening-date being held off for now.

however, we're not talking about that. this story would be called "the slightly unnerving horde of nerds and weirdos showing up to a museum and get pissed" no, were with Freiheit. in the Royal gardens, with Rainbow dash, Luna and the others watching. "Ok, I don't know that much about your wings and stuff, but, i'm guessing from what I saw of them at the wedding fiasco, that you would flap your wings a lot, unlike a Pegasus who can flap only a few times but more powerfully to simply hover for awhile." Freiheit nodded, and did as such, getting a few inches off of the ground "OK, you'redoing good, now you have to move your legs like this- yeah that's good! now you just simply lean to the right or left with your head to turn., yeah yeah, that's good" it went on like that for a long while, and he got a hang of it. if he were a mare, and rainbow maned, and could do a sonic rain boom and was the element of Loyalty, he would be the changeling version of Rainbow dash. but he is slightly slower than her.

after the tedious task of Teaching him, she decided to test him... both feverishly and frivolously, by racing him. she won, by about a foot (counting his horn) afterwards Luna had to Raise the moon for the night. Applejack, not being one to pass up on a competition, and Freiheit not having anything to do, decided to race, on foot. Him, AJ, and RD.

more surprisingly, he was much more Agile and quick on his hooves. with that knowledge, not-as surprisingly, he Descimated them in the ground-based race. The guards were watching, flabbergasted. Luna, Celestia, and Twilight, were blown away when they came back and saw that. Rainbow Dash was a bit upset. but considering she was thinking of him as a competitive challenge earlier, quickly got over it. she thought ot herself "hmm.... he'll be more of a competitor to me and AJ than I thought."

however, Aj was a bit ticked. "now... how did....." she was fuming mad. RD came to his rescue, he had no idea the fate that would have befallen him had she not. she was up in his face, prepared to buck him until he answered her. "calm down AJ! it was just a race! you never get that mad when I kick your flank. *cough cough* always *cough cough*"

Twilight Came to her rescue "girls! stop fighting!" he took the chance to go over to Celestia and Luna and whisper to them "are they always like this?" before he coudl get his answer, Twilight came over to him "time to learn magic, right?"

Freiheit "meh, sure, why not?" it took a few hours of explanation, but he finally understood how to do the most simple thing even Unicorn Foals can do. light there horn for a spell. however, ti was a bit chaotic from there he kinda blew some stuff up Twilight was pretty impressed "most ponies with your uh... skills.... might have problems even lighting there horn, YOU JUST BLEW UP A FLOWER!" to say the least, she was over-excited. Rainbow dash had been asleep until the explosion and was now freaking out "WHAT HAPPENED!? WHAT'D i MISS!?"

Freiheit pointed to the sky "your bedtime, probably." he and Pinkie Snickered, Rarity gigled, apple jack barely kept herself from laughing, Celestia was was lightly chuckling, Luna had a raised brow and a smile on her face, and Twilight didn't understand it. "'Tia, you sure he'll need me for social interaction? he seems to be ahead of me. HE'S ALREADY AT THE JOKING PHASE!"

"actually, that wasn't a Joke. it's probably like, midnight. i'm assuming she is normally asleep hours before this." Rainbow was already asleep again. "point exactly."

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Freiheit and Luna stayed up all night, talking about things. the Lunar guards guarding him, and a good amount of her own ones, were around, the only witnesses to their conversation. the Mane Six were out in there own rooms in the castle, and Celestia was asleep, resting for royal matters, such as day-court. but now was time for her to pass on the torch back to Twilight, to maybe teach him some more about Magic. but he was starving. turns out, simply talking for hours is actually tiring. he flew up to his room, the two guards close by. he simply went to sleep, The veteran (smart) Guard ordered some apples for him for when he awoke. which was 2 hours later, when Twilight found him, curled up cutely on the huge pillow on his bed. she practically screamed. "COME ON WAKE UP! WE HAVE THINGS OT DO!" to her, she was at a completely reasonable level. and she was being completely reasonable shouting to wake some-pony up. but her reasonable is jsut so unreasonable.

"DANG IT!" he grumbled a bit "five moooorrreee minutes! the Veteran Guard took pity on him "Miss twilight, perhaps you should let him re-awaken a bit. he was up all day and night, and he hasn't eaten since that Feast Pinkie popped out of no were."

Twilight took this into consideration and then sighed "yes, yes. you're right. Ok, I'll be back in an hour. he'd better be up by then." the Guard Nodded "he will, Twilight."

the Next half of an hour they waited, Freiheit finally got up. "i'm hungry. He was hoofed a plate with some apples on it "thank you." he ate them quickly yet politely.

the rest of hte hour passed by, but Twilight was no were ot be seen "think she forgot?" "perhaps" does your partner ever talk "you wouldn't like him when he talked. he's an idiot." he's right there you know, he can hear you." doesn't matter. it's true." then they heard Twilight and a loud knocking at the door "LET ME IN!" they could see a purple glow around the doorknob, but it seemed to be locked. the veteran went over to open it for her.

that's when the assassin thought was the time to strike. along with the voices in his head "NOW! SLAY HIM!" the "idiot" guard flashed green and threw his helmet off and launched himself at Freiheit a knife prepared to kill him

Author's Note

I had this fight-seen in my head all day. couldn't NOT put it in. you'll all just have to suffer (all 7 of you) and wait for the next chapter.... unless I get to anxious and put it out tomorrow.....

cunning

... Freiheit bucks the assassin mid-air, the Guard jumps back and bucks the changeling across the room into the wall near the window.the changeling yells "I AM MESSER! I AM AN ASSASSIN OF CHRYSALIS HERSELF! you will die! empty-shell!"

Freiheit calmly answered "how about no?" then ran across the room quickly and opened the door (he still hadn't learned how to manipulate objects, and only knew how to do a normal bursts of magic) Twilight then walked in. Rainbow dash heard the commotion from her room and flew out towards his window ot look in and see what was happening.

Messer had put up a flame-shield (the changeling version of a force field) blocking twilight. Freiheit and the guard, however, were unaffected.

Freiheit while agile and strong, hadn't properly trained for battle, and was weaponless, unless he used a burst of magic. were as the guard was trained for battle, and had a weapon, he didn't have the speed to match Messer. Freiheit understood this predicament but also understood that Messer wasn't expecting an attack from behind. so he simply nodded at Rainbow.

Rainbow dash saw he nodded. and, as a brash, not-thinking-things-through, practically fearless mar that she is, charged. "AAAGGGHHHH!" and tackled Messer. he promptly fell ot the ground, and dropped the knife. the magical barrier falling down.

Rainbow dash hit Messer hard in the back of his head with her right hoof, knocking him out. Freiheit smiled at her. "Thanks Rainbow Dash. probably couldn't have done that without you." then paused. "you knew he was a fake to right?"

Rainbow shrugged"no problem. anything for a friend." Freiheit blinked, and smiled warmly

Twilight asked hte guard that seemed less-spy-y "can you bring him to Celestia? She'll know what to do." he saluted and dragged Messer out with him Twilight smiled "sooooo.... you awake enough to learn more about magic then?" he simply rolled his eyes. he looked ot rainbow dash. who had already left through the window "sure."

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after the magic lessons on some minor teleportation (objects, such as quills, books ink wells, Messer's knife, and the Helm that was left in the room are all he could teleport at the moment) some telekinesis he took to about as good as Rarity (so pretty good) and a minor shield spell, but nothing of note-worthiness.

After Twilight let him go Celestia came by and appolagized about the assassination attempt on his life he told her it didn't matter, it wasn't her fault. and since there were no scars, or deaths, there was nothing to really apolagise for he then asked if he could walk or fly around, since his room is boring.

"sorry. not yet. but perhaps later, if you can pull of a disguise. but, for now. you'll be learnign some social things with Luna. simply tlaking, reading, playing games. thigns liek that until we can get you out of your room safely. last night was a bit different, since we could cover that up. sorry" he simply nodded, a bit disheartened.

Author's Note

ancient equestrian, and changeling names are now German. also, credit due and such. I do get some minor ideas form other stories with changelings. the ancient equestrian thing I had was from.... dang... can't remember it now... oh! "in love and war" by The Fool http://www.fimfiction.net/story/51911/in-love-and-war . I couldn't figure shit out. so I just went with German.

before anypony tells me ot post another chapter. sorry. BUT FACE-OFF IS ON! later! maybe!

Author's notes.

sorry, everypony. but I do not think I will be continuing this, until I think I know were it is going. and currently. I don't. not even CLOSE. if I knew were I was going, and I knew it was what I wanted it to be, then yeah. i'd probably continue it. but, I don't. if I can get my mind to focus on one thing, (this specifically) and get it to stop... crapping off and doing completely other things. honnestley, I could make like... 7 different stories, complete stories, just off of ONE idea in my head right now. and considering I can barely keep myself doing htis, and don't even like how it's turning out...... yeah nope.jpg if you want to like, pick it up, or use the idea or anything at all, go right ahead.

summing up Equestria with Gamer Luna

Freiheit was discouraged by Celestia's news that he wouldn't be able to go out until he could pull off a disguise. he didn't know how he was supposed to do that. However, he was also fairly smart. he understood that since Luna was hte Princess of the night, she should know t least a little bit about allusions.

"Luna, do you know how I could make a disguise? I get bored stuck in this room most of the day."

"hmmm, well, I do, but the best I can do is take on my evil alter-ego's appearance. and I'm not much of a teacher."

".... you know.... Equestria is pretty weird.... if I've got all of this right, you were sent to the moon for a thousand years and were completely nuts, some jewelry saved you and made you yourself again, that same jewelry turned a god of chaos into a hunk of rock, twice, and an entire species survives off of the emotion of love, and then attacked the capital city of the most common species, during a wedding, and somehow, with the power of somepony else's love, took on Celestia, one of the only living beings capable of moving a celestial body, and then later get defeated by the same love..... may I ask what a Normal day is like here?"

Luna lightly chuckled "I never thought of it like that... though, I guess that that catastrophic events are becoming more common."

"you see... Equestria's problem is that Catastrophic events are starting to not even phase you anymore....that goes against the meaning of a chatastrophy!" he then sighed "oh whatever. so you can't help me then?"

she simply shook her head. "sorry. Wanna play a game?"

Freiheit cocked his head to the side "like chess?"

Luna grinned evilly at him " hehehe... you could compare it to chess. a top secret chess on a "television" that I have recently been barred from by 'Tia. and instead of Pieces you use crossbows and spears to steal the other player's flag and defend your own."

Freiheit "what type of chess are you playing!?"

Luna rolled her eyes and teleported them both to her room.

the Guard sighed "I can finally blink!" the proceeded to do so repeatedly, since he had been staring at them as stoically as ponyly possible, as a part of his duty.

Author's Note

this chapter WOULD have been the one were you figured out more about him. and was originally titled "Pain and Memories" but.... hehe.... I got off track and decided "FUCK IT! this'll do!"

also. GAMER LUNA!