After waking up in Equestria, one human is subject to an experience and change of mind he never expected. His thoughts become very single minded. He notices things about the ponies around him that don't help the situation. And he begins to pay particular attention to a sweet little filly with a red bow and a southern accent...

Contains foal foolin' and some other stuff - spoiler alert!

Written for Appleloosan Psychiatrist, who is one of my favorite people.
Proof-reading assistance by DeathRiseRobo. Narrative editing help provided by Cosmonaut.
Inspired heavily by the work of Hotsauce.

For more info/thoughts on this story, please see my post-mortem blog post.