Chapter 2: F@?%*#G FORGET THIS!!!

Chapter 2: F@?%*#G FORGET THIS!!!

The fallowing conversation takes place at a certain time at a specific place between the author of this fic and Cocolate Shake…

“Mumble mumbles mumble…”

“Hey there, Buddy. How’s chapter two coming along?”

“GOD DAMMIT!”

“HOLY BANNANA CHRIST!”

“No! I’m done! I’m FUCKING done!”

“With chapter 2?”

“NO! With this shit! I don’t know the first thing about writing pornography! I’ve tried everything! Pizza stallion, pool colt, FUCKING PLUMBER!”

“aw, it’s just writers block.”

“RAWR!!!”

“Oh lordy! You just flipped that table!”

“DAMN SKIPPY, I JUST FLIPPED THAT TABLE! AAAAAAH! I’M SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW!”

“Hey man, take it easy, your scaring me, okay?”

“HEY MAN, FUCK YOU!”

“You are yelling at me? Why are you yelling at me?”

“STOP PATRANIZING ME!”

“I don’t even know what that means!” sobbing

“ME NEITHER!”

“Dylan *sad face*… Dylan? I love you… ILOVEYOUSOMUCH!”

“NO! You want porn write your own DAMN porn!” slams door

“… write my own damn porn, huh?”

Ch 2: Mickey Mouse (A.K.A. filler)

By: Cocolate T. Shake

The T stands for taffy! :P

Ok, so once upon a time there was this hot princess named banana split. She was so hot that all the kingdoms greatest stallions fought for her love, but she didn’t like any of them because they were smelly and really big douches. One day she is just hanging out in her awesome castle filled with sexy Swedish male models and she says “boy, I sure am bored as shit up here alone with my thoughts, my evil, evil thoughts” then suddenly their were aliens!

Bwawawawawawawawa (that’s the sound the beam machine makes)

“like omg! Where am I?” and then this tentacle monster come up from out of nowhere and he was all like “you will pleasure me with your body!” “but you’re an alien?” “I don’t care!” and the monster grabs her. “EEK!” cries the princess as she is forced to suck his monster penisies. Soon the tentacle monsters buddies got in on this and start fucking the living shit out of her to.

After a while the princess was starting to like the brutal rape given to her until one of the aliens realized something “Oh fuck, who’s flying the space shi-“ BOOM!

So they crash on planet pea and all the space manster are dead, and the princess is kind of sad because she did not know where she was and she was scared that was until master chief came and made things better for her and says to her “hey there baby how would you like to… to… fuck it! Just suck my Spartan dick!” and the princess says back to him “ok but first let me see your face.” So master chief takes his helmet off and under it he was ugly, I mean his head looked like a ballsack, it was so scrotty “eeew, see its that exact reason why they dumped halo’s ass for destiny, that shit right their.”

Suddenly, the cole train came in and punches chief in his ugly scrotum face, “hey baby how would you like to ride first class on the cole train.” *wink* the princess jumps into the cole’s arm and makes out with him because hes the cole train, and she says “oh coley, gears of war was such a better game series then halo, with the exception of reach.” “hell yeah, Reach was bad ass!”

And so cole and the princess start doing it right there and it was totally awesome to until Michael bay came out of the bushes like a fagot “oh fuck! He’s got a bomb!” “michael make boom boom.” Then Michael blows up planet pea and send the princess flying into space.

There she was just floating there in space until the u.s.g. Ishimura came out of warp speed and saved her, yay!

What new adventures await the princess on the Ishimura, and did the cole train survive the planet explosion, and is anypony going to slay the evil dragon of cornwood! Find out next time on Cocolate’s erotic tales of sheer awesomness!

To be continued…

“There all done! I can’t wait to show the others how talented I am at writering because I’m obviously good at it.”

“Alright, coco, I’ve calmed down abit now I can get back to work onnaaAAAH! What are you doing on my laptop!”

“I’m writing my own porno just like you said I should.”

“Okay, but why on my laptop? And you didn’t look at my internet history while you were on it, were you?”

“Because it was convenient, and yes that’s some wacky shit, Dill…”

“I don’t want to talk about it- so hey, porn! You wrote some did ya’?”

“Yesh!” :3

“cool! Lemme see!”

Handed me the laptop… le me reading porn…

“Wait… I’m sorry, cole train? Why?!”

“Bitch! Don’t you know?! Cole train runs on whole grains!!!”

“Irrelevant! This is only 4-500 words we can’t post this it’s too small.”

“THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!!!”

Sigh “you know… I think I’m just gonna cancel the soft served life…”

“What?”

“I think I’m thinking about just canceling the soft served life, it’s not gaining popularity, it’s too much of a hassle to write anything at all and I generally just don’t know what I’m doing anymore.”

“No, wait, Dylan! I’m sorry! I’ll be good! I can change!!!”

“I’m sorry ,coco… It’s not you… it’s me.”

Whimper… “that’s what she said…” sob

“wait, what’s going on here?”

Sniff “your breaking up with me, right?”

“No, we were never dating. I was just talking about canceling the fic is all.”

“oh… so that’s it? No more Vanillo and Cocolate?”

“Well no not exactly.”

“Audible gasp!”

“I was thinking of several ideas for you two, but, I really don’t have the time, or patience for that matter to tackle them right now. The first idea was a sitcom with you and Vanillo working at and ice cream shop. And the second is a re-boot of the current story, minus the porno stars bit.”

“what’s a re-boot?”

“remember when batman had nipples on his suit and was funnier and now he’s not?”

“yeah.”

“that’s a re-boot”

“oh… ooooh, I have an idea what if we were secret agents from g.i. joes to infiltrate the secret cobra operations inside the ice cream shop?”

“nah, I think I’m just going to cancel you.”

“aaaw.”

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