What's amnesia?

     The first house we arrived at almost seemed comical. It was a gingerbread house, how has it not wasted away to nothing? Animals would surely factor in too. Oh well, I'll take a bite and find out. All of us(minus the guards) exited the carriage and arrived at the chocolate doorstep. I read the mat, and walked in. Appalled at my actions, Twilight immeadiatly commented, "What are you doing patience?" Not understanding Twilight's worry, I responded. "The door mat said welcome." It made sense...right? "No patience, you don't just waltz in, you knock first." With that she gave four sharp raps in the door. A voice from inside replied, "Oh, Hi Twilight" the voice sounded zippy, zippy...sure. Why not. I'll learn the definition later. How'd she know it was twilight though? The door burst open and I yelped. "You didn't tell me a new pony was in town!" She practically screamed. "Pinkie, now isn't the time, meet Patience. Patience, meet Pinkie Pie. Now lets go." Twilight stated. Where'd she come from, h-how'd she know I was here? What's going on! I bet I looked stupid, I didn't say a word, just stared. Her next statement aggravated me. "Nice fake wings."

          Luckily Twilight Semi-rushed to my aid and stated that I was ANOTHER alicorn that should immeadiatly be reported to the princesses. Her statement sparked a question in me, "Twilight, You're an alicorn. Is flying a learned trait or is it instinctive?"My statement then sparked another question, "What are learned and instinctive traits?" Twilight happily explained in almost exact dictionary definition. With a smile she then moved on to my first question, took a breath..., and balked. I laughed...hard...offensively hard. Twilight took offense to this and looked at me. Oh man did that make me feel bad. It was that kinda stare that someone would give you if you kicked a puppy with a boulder. I had no idea why that was so funny, I just started laughing. I could see the guards taking mild amusement from the scolding I know would be coming. Here it comes...oh man...

          "Why..." Was all Twilight could say before bursting Into tears, Pinkie too, and the Guards!

Why are they crying? "Why are you crying!" I yelled aloud. No one responded, they all just kept sobbing.

I decided to wait it out. Five, ten, fifteen minutes passed before I was fed up. I walked to one of the guards, placed both hoofs on his shoulders, and shook like mad! The guard still sobbed like he just started, I finally snapped and gave him a well placed smack to the jaw. He doubled over and came to, slowly he steadied himself and asked what was going on. "Everypony won't stop friggin' crying!" I couldn't help but shout. The guard recoiled at my very loud statement and asked what he could do.