Buck My Life
Yes, I am a brony... the rare kind that DOESN'T WANT TO BE STUCK IN EQUESTRIA! This story is one about me, my life, and my overwhelming desire to return back to where I belong. But the longer I stay, the more my resolve weakens.
What happens when you take a brilliant, bitter, and angst filled brony and put him together with a bunch of happy ponies that want to be his friends? Short answer; me with a bad attitude trying desperately to find some way out of this cheery pastel hell that is Equestria. Want the long answer? Then just click the stupid button, hold on, and get ready for an adventure that I really wish I wasn't a part of... oh and please enjoy. (That way at least one of us does.)
82082 words: Estimated about 7 hours to read
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23 Chapters:
- Allow me to introduce myself... 2013-01-09 05:22:40 UTC3254
- Who can help? 2013-01-11 00:41:00 UTC3642
- What a magical world 2013-01-12 19:39:35 UTC3116
- Learning new skills 2013-01-17 03:18:49 UTC3009
- Creating spells and making friends 2013-01-17 21:08:54 UTC3039
- A day full of surprise 2013-01-20 20:28:18 UTC3030
- You can't handle the truth 2013-01-26 19:53:26 UTC3328
- Just hanging out 2013-01-30 23:02:28 UTC2982
- Inspiration 2013-02-05 21:18:46 UTC3161
- What is love... 2013-02-14 23:04:00 UTC3827
- Parental issues 2013-02-23 21:45:46 UTC3730
- Welcome worthy of royalty 2013-03-05 22:36:14 UTC3192
- Dragon at dawn 2013-03-12 22:37:00 UTC4183
- Justification of a madman 2013-03-22 02:35:03 UTC3932
- Cutie mark graduation 2013-04-02 22:17:31 UTC4241
- Sick day 2013-04-17 22:00:29 UTC3738
- Just forget me... 2013-04-30 22:21:53 UTC3617
- Irony of betrayal 2013-05-16 22:02:26 UTC3258
- Twilight's stand 2013-06-09 19:18:06 UTC4376
- In a perfect world... 2013-07-02 19:10:53 UTC5111
- Hell hath no fury like a 'Demon' enraged 2013-07-16 20:15:12 UTC4382
- My Kingdom Come... 2013-08-05 18:21:24 UTC3529
- Only Human (Alternate Ending) 2013-11-23 21:35:22 UTC2405