Epic Pony Tag Battles of Equestria

   "Are you sure you want to do this Sis?" asks Sweetie Belle as she holds the branding iron over her sisters chest.

     "Do it Sweeti." says Rarity.

"Ok." says the small mare as she levitates the iron towards her sisters chest. Before it touches, loud crashes are heard.

     "MY BOUTIQUE! UNTIE ME!" screams Rarity as she tears out of the ropes. She goes upstairs and sees her store in ruins and her marefriend, whose appearance has turned darker and flat maned, fighting with "Fluttershy?" says Rarity.

"Rarity it isn't Flutterhy." says Pinkie.

"I go by Murdershy now. She broke my chainsaw!" says Murdershy.

"Only because you destroyed my cupcakes!" screams Pinkie as she tackles the yellow pegasus.

"Nopony likes your meatcakes you imbecile!" says Mudershy

"TAKE THAT BACK YOU B-" Pinkie starts but is interrupted as both she and Murdershy are gagged by Rarity.

"I will not tolerate such vulgar language. Now, when I ungag you, we will settle this like ladies. With a rap battle DJ'd by me, DJ MOMM3." says Rarity using the name she gave herself. "And Pinkie? You are sleeping on the couch tonight."

15 min later the town is gathered, the turntables are on and the combatants are ready.

"Ok, ready dears?" asks Rarity. THhe two mares nod their head. "Good. Now than"

            EPIC PONY TAG BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!

       PINKAMENA

       VS

       MURDERSHY

       BEGIN

Now, now, my very naive friend,

go home M urdershy

We all know there is room for only 1

and that's me: Pinkamena Diane Pie

'cause when it comes to killing

there is nonebetter than me

You should know this

Haven't I killed you a time or 3?

No, you have mistaken

You've killed one who looks like me

Everywhere I go,

I leave a bloody sea!

You say you are best at death?

Come on now, murder's my name

and when it comes to death,

killing ponies is my game

You think this is a game?

To me, it's a way of life

Leave this place now,

before I end yours with my knife

Oh the beauty of dull threats

they are as dull as your color

And we all know what happens

down in your cellar

UGH! I've had it with you

For Celestia's sake, shut up!

Leave now Murdershy

before I drink your blood from a cup!

I'm an internet sensation!

You're some idiots dream!

OOOOh I'm going to enjoy killing you.

I want to hear you scream!

You kill me? That's funny.

I'm part of a mini-series.

as for you Pinkie?

You call your "dolls" dearies.

Maybe was right, your father

when he locked you in tha shed.

No, he is right

you are better off dead

        WHO WON?

        WHO'S NEXT?

        IT'S UP TO YOU DEARS

        EPIC PONY TAG BATTLES OF EQUESTRIA!