The day was sunny, with only a few clouds in the sky, a vast expanse of blue, a sea, with the occasional white floating whale drifting by, greatly contrasted by the vast field of green, extending out in all directions, with a tree off to east, able to provide shade if needed. The sun, shining bright, left it's warmth on the earth, but a slight breeze hung in the air, rustling the leaves of the tree and cooling the current occupants of a checkered blanket, adding to the gaiety of the occasion. The food spread out across it's red and white surface varied greatly, from homely apple pie and salads, to exquisite quiches and eclairs, all perfuming the air with a myriad of scents, sweet and tantalizing.
The six companions sitting on said blanket were enjoying the food, the weather, and talking of recent events in their separate, yet connected lives; a new litter of baby bunnies were born, the south field had been subject to minor flooding, Saphire Shores had asked for 10 new dresses, the wonderbolts auditions were coming up soon, Sugar Cube Corner was getting an expansion due to a surplus of customers, and the library had had a recent scare of termites. It was a nice day...peaceful...quiet...that is, until a certain pink maned mare said, a bit too loudly "So when are we going to the meet baby Discord, Fluttershy? "
All at ounce the earth stood still. The birds stopped their chirping. The wind stood still. All other conversations ground to a halt, as all heads in the immediate vicinity jerked towards the yellow pegasus, their eyes wide, and jaws hitting the ground. Only one simple thought went through Fluttershy's mind at this point:
"Oh buck."

A pair of glowing yellow eyes with red pupils peaked from behind a dresser intently focused on their quarry, which, as luck would have it, was completely unaware of its would be assassin. The fierce hunter slowly padded forward, silent as death itself, inching closer to his prey. The time had come for him to receive that which he had long denied himself. He crouched, positioning himself for the kill.....he waited, tail twitching, as he knew the time drew near. Then the blood-lust was on him, and he knew what he had to do. He leapt into the air with a vicious (adorable) roar, and with his razor sharp teeth...er, tooth, he bite down savagely into the neck of his prey, the one known as Mr. Fluffy, who, with a rubberized squeak, went limp in his mouth....Discord then proceeded to chew on the rubberized bunny rabbit for a few more times, happily letting out a childish giggle at each squeak. But just as he was about to once and for all end the life of his worthy adversary, the wall exploded....What were you expecting more? Well no, the wall just exploded......And then his mommy came out of the hole. "I'm gonna show momma what I caught" thought Discord happily, so he went to nuzzle his "mamma's" face and then a giant purple unicorn burst through the hole shouting at him, slapping him away from his mommy and pointing her horn at him, which was about to summon the mother of all fireballs right at the little draconequus' face. Because of all this, Discord did the only thing a little child could and would really do in this kind of situation... He started to scream.

Twilight Sparkle was confused. I mean, this was the lord of chaos right? Surely he was just pulling a prank right?....right?! Why is he still crying?......uh oh....Don't tell me he's actually a child again....Oh my Celestia, I was about to-......What have I done?
"Fluttershy I...I'm so so-"

"You...made....Discord...cry?! DIDn't I sAy hE WaS FIne?!?! ThaT hE woULDn't hUrT aNYPOny?!?! aND yOu mADe hIM CRY?!?! I WILL KILL YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!!!!!!

Now might be a good time to run......fast.

Twilight had faced down a manticore, Nightmare Moon, Discord, several Dragons, Chrysalis, and countless other foes....and none of them were as terrifying as the literal Hurricane of Rage she had just unleashed that was Fluttershy pissed off. As Twilight tore through the town, she heard gasps coming from behind her, followed by screams of fear and pain, and unsettling crunching sound she didn't want to think about. She made the mistake of looking behind her, and it almost stopped her dead in her tracks; Fluttershy's normal soft blue eyes had become blood red, her mane disheveled, and her coat was almost the color of fire... that is if you could see past the blood on it. It chilled Twilight to the bone, and prompted her to put on a burst of speed. Unfortunately, as she was looking behind her when doing so, so that when she stepped on the gas, she didn't notice the wall coming up in front of her till it was too late.
*WHAM*
"Oooh, pretty stars."
And then Fluttershy caught up with her....
Twilight saw her life flash before her eyes. Who would look after Spike when she was gone? Would keep track of the library, and make sure that her checklists for her checklists were completed? Who would explain to the princess why she was TARDYYYYY.
"OHCELESTIAI'MSOSOSORRYPLEASEDON'TKILLME!!!"
"Hurt you? Oh goodness, why would I want to do that?"
"You mean you DON'T want to rip out my entrails and use them to make a hammock?"
"What?! No!! Why would I want to do that?!"
"Because You're mad at me. I made Discord cry."
"Oh no, I just wanted you to apologize to him."
"T-thats it? Just say 'I'm sorry?'"
"Yes.....for now
"What was that?"
"Nothing. Now lets get back to Discord before Pinki-"
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMM A giant white mushroom cloud exploded over Fluttershy's house.
"-sigh- Too late."

Author's Note

I advise turning the brightness to semi dark to see the text better. And YAYZ new chapter =A=