SpacE c0re'S st0ry

by Bob hurtz007

Rust bucket chrashes in

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It was dark and cold. The night was filled to with stars, like it was as if space didn’t have any more…space. Well my life got boring just as an artist and his crazy brother. God damn Gir drove me mad. But he liked to look at the stars even though they just stay there in the sky. He would always ask to go grab one for him but I told him my hooves would but just touching and I would suffocate in space. ‘hey look a falling star sketch.’ Gir said.

‘ya it’s going down hard’’

‘hey do you hear tha…’’   Then out of no where that little that hot tamale burns up crashes about a mile away pony ville.

‘it said something’’

‘what?’’ I asked.

“I dunno it sounded like this SPPPPPpppppAAAAAAcccCCCCEEe!!!!’’

I flew over there, hoping to be the first to notice the crash. There seemed to be a big crater, as the smoked went away I saw something that looked like well an orange eye. It was barely dented.

“gir can you see what that thing is?’’ I asked.

‘Fine I’ll try butt if anything comes out there like a face hugger its only you to blame.’’

“be quiet I only put equistria in total danger twice and you know they were both accidents.”

He went to go fix that eye thing a ma jigy but he keep talking to me “Lets go make a nuclear reactor gir, lets bring a pack of timber wolves into town gir, we should punch bears gir. I’m the smart one gir your just the punchline.’’

“OKAY I get it you don’t have to mock me. Srry for yealling but I think we should fix this thing we need to work together.’’ Then Gir played some montage music and we started working.

“I think this is the last part, just press the button sketch.” “no lets bro team it.’’

FRIENDSHIP BUTTON PUSH OF EPICNESS

The thing booted up it was installing something called windows8. Well we took it to our home, also know as “artz and craftz” cuz Z make everything sound cool. In the morning everyone gathered around the town hall what in the love of oreos was going on. Wow I’m dumb of course it must be because of that eye thingy crashing. The town hasn’t had a meeting ever since gir turn all of his classmates into old ponies. Except scootalo for some reason. I knew If tried to understand why I would fail. He was crazy than a yorkie on crack. Damn apple jack talk.

“HEY MASTER!!!”

“aaaaaaaaahhhhh don’t mug me!” I screamed. “Gir shush the town is having a meeting I want to see whats going on.

eveypony was worried, I was hiding in the crowd “I saw Sketch and gir running over there at night.’’

Somepony questioned me. “I was going to paint the stars, I did nothing to endager your lives, again.

But I did save everypony  from what I have caused.’’

“so you didn’t notice a huge meatorite falling from the sky.” A stranger asked.

“NOPE.” As I put on my best poker face.

“So you didn’t bring a huge metal object wich you dragged loudly outside my home, keeping me awake.” Twighlight said sarcastically.

“That I did do, but it had nothing to do we the falling star me and gir saw.” As I explained

“We never said anything about a falling star.” She replied.

“Sheet, I suck at lying.’’

“You do” she said with a smile as if she forgot I could be endangering everypony for the third time.

That night I was forced to show to twilight so she can make shure it won’t kill us.

I waited on the front step with the thing still updating. It was at 99.9999999999%.

“Hello.” She said to me at the door.

“thanks you have been so nice to me today. Why is it that everypony hates me.” As I walk into her home or what used to be the towns library.

“We don’t hate you…. You just have too much fun.” She tried to cheer me up.

“well lets get this rust bucket back to work.” I said while I threw it on the table.

“be careful this is advance technology.”

“sorry.”

“cheer up this can be fun, just like watching that show you showed me.”

“japanese spiderpony.”

“ya” as she punched my shoulder

“well I’m always ready for something new.” I examined the white metal and it appeared to have something written on it.

“Apeture science. Must have been a from a labortory.” As twilight explained to me

This is not the only time I’ve been here before. She has always been there for me, plus I always needed someone else to talk to and watch Japanese spiderpony. She never called me crazy or mad she would say different. Maybe this “thing” was different from where it came from. “different”

“Maybe we should kick it.” I giggled.

“That’s a joke right. I’ve tried everything maybe we should go visit princess celestia.” She told me. I guess she was trying to cheer me up with a trip to canterlot, plus I like trains and twilight knew that too.

“All aboard!!!” The train conductor shouted. I was waiting for twilight with that circuit board of crap by my hooves on the floor. I saw she brought her friends, I knew rainbow dash very well from our childhood in clouds dale and would occasionally see the rest when they were with her.

“Hey twilight, rainbow dash.” I only said hi to the two because the others name’s I forgot or was never told them.

“hi sketch take the “thing” to our train car. These are my friends you might know them already.”

I thought she knew me better, I barely know the other four.

“Shure I’ll get on it.” Its always got to me to carry the heavy stuff.

I dragged the heavy piece of junk metal, and damn was it heavy. I’d rather to epic sax guy for ten hours. But I remembered that this thing was different. Maybe it could be something great like an oreo maker. I slept in a car with spike because twilight said we should get to know eachother. I guess he okay for a dragon raised by a mare his entire life. Man this guy needed to grow a pair, and but then I remember what that mare that raised him said “different”. Amazing how a word can change an entire perspective. No wonder she liked books so much. Well after the long boring ride on a soul train. (not really a soul train) we were finally there. You would not believe how much luggage the others had for only ONE day.

We got to the castle were they searched ONLY me twice. The only thing I had was a notebook and a pencil that was to sharp, so the guards to it and smashed in half.  That was my favorite pencil. The nine of us, yes including that comPOOter, I was still dragging it and no one helped at all. I passed out on the floor.

“Thanks everypony for helping me.” I whispered.

Celestia came down observed the “thing”. She talked about different planets with other people and what this could be, a satellite spreading a message of peace, a package with a message.

“Beg my pardon but I can’t be any of those thing it came down saying screaming space.”

“What could it be then?” Celestia asked

“I dunno I’m just an artist.” I explained.

“With your history in Equistria, I am amazed how you still call yourself an artist” She nagged backed at me.

“Well it is my cutie mark.” As I show my paint brush and palette cutie mark on the side of my flank.

“Whats going on sister… Oh it’s my old friend.” Luna said this as she walked in noticing that metal eyeball, which is like carrying the planet on your bucking back.

“Your old friend?” Celestia asked with a lot of curiosity

“yes his name is space core, he is from apeture science from the planet “earth”. I met him on our moon when I was (cough cough). I you had to do to turn him on is kick him.” Luna calmly explained in a very strange situation.

“Did you just say all you had to do was kick it.” Twilight asked. I guess she thought she was an idoit, but I wasn’t gonna say I told you so cause I was joking around when I said to kick the space core.

“so do you want him back?” I asked.

“no if you could turn him on and teach him the equestrian ways and see how he develops. that would be great. Take him on one your adventures our two, but make sure they don’t endagerous us all.” She told me with a smile knowing that she had her own twilight now.

I guess something like this would of happened anyways. Well goodbuy heavy ass rustbucket hello research project called space core.