Recompense

by Undead_Brony

Truly, I Am.

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RecompenseUndead_Brony

Hello there. I must say, when I began this story, I was psyched. I was just estatic at the idea of toppling a government. Killing the ponies slowly and painfully just had me giddy. But then... I'm not sure. I don't know what happened, but this story lost all it's excitement.

Therefore, I must declare this... Cancelled. Please forgive me for getting your hopes up, and smashing them to pieces with a nuke such as this. I really am sorry. Please accept these Dead Baby Jokes.

Q: what is small, blue, and thrashes about on the ground?

A: A baby in a plastic bag

Q: what is pale white, yellow, and found at the bottom of a pool?

A: a baby with slashed floaties

Q: what is red, yellow, and floats in a pool?

A: a slashed baby with floaties

Q: what has four legs and one arm?

A: a doberman in a nursery

Q:what is red and spins in a circle at 50mph?

A:a baby in a blender

Throw your hate in the comment section, please, it will be read sooner or later.