"Do you fuckin' wanna go me mate?" Shouted the familiar voice of a certain human. "Cause it looks like you wanna go me."

Shortly after the voice of one Cyan mare permitted the air "Yeah. I'll fight you! Alien!"

Oh no she didn't!

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Planet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me IRL? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the world and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Australian Defense Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

Halfway through the tirade Rainbow Dash had landed quietly on the ground. Now that he was finished, well...

"I uh... I don-- Wat?"

Fluttershy quickly made her move to interject

"Flabbergasted! Don't you think it would be great if we went somewhere? Anywhere but here?" She asked imploringly.

"lol k"

Fluttershy grabbed the young mans hand in her teeth (Ew) and dragged him along.

The young man looked back at Rainbow Dash...

"Wait, what? She asked nobody, with a confused look.

He quickly turned back to Fluttershy. "I think she likes me."

Fluttershy could only with whisper a curse upon his family.

5 Minutes Later

Alone, stood Rainbow Dash in the deserted market. Still stupefied by what had happened previously with the strange creature.

She slowly rested on the ground (Because she's a Pony. I don't gotta explain shit)
Whispering a mantra to herself in a defeated voice.

"Wat"

Author's Note

I got bored. Short chapter is short.
I do what I want.