Present day
Buzz Aldrin
Location: Hospice ████
Buzz Aldrin retells the story of how he landed on the moon and meet ███████ ████
"Magnificent Desolation" Is what i called it I went their with adventure but came back a Changed man yet not for landing on the moon, not for being one of the most famous humans in its recorded history, not for being the first man to leave the moon, but for ███████ a ████ of ███████ █████
Buzz Aldrin is now on his death bed after living a very long life he has had in the space program
"Mr. Aldrin can you please tell us what happened one last time?" said one of the nurses in the Hospice home housing buzz Aldrin the second man on the moon and the first man to leave the moon.
" I mean with Neil gone you are the only link to what actually happened...." another nurse said
"wait you believe in that BS that we never landed on the moon? no let me tell you what happened off camera what actually happened. we didn't just land say our speech and go home." Aldrin replied
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July, 20 1969 above the sea of tranquility
made █████ with █████
"It all started in the lunar module as we were descending towards the lunar surface" Aldrin narrates
"You are go for landing" Huston says through the radio
"Roger we are go for landing Buzz" Neil said to Me
" I heard Neil"
As i piloted the LM down to the surface
I was very focused on not crashing into the giant craters that surrounded us
"60 seconds" Huston said
"Confirmed" i said as i moved faster
"How about over their the nice flat dark soil away form the craters" Neil said
"Alright over their then"
"I made my way over to the safer landing zone i was just focused on landing not about the history that were were about to make, hell we could have crashed and died right then right their and i would not be talking to you right now telling you about the story"
"4 forward. 4 forward. Drifting to the right a little. 20 feet, down a half" i said
"30 seconds" Mission control said
"Drifting forward just a little bit; that's good"
"Contact light" I said
then Armstrong told me "Shutdown" and i did as i was told
"Okay.Engine stop."
"ACA out of Detent." I told Armstrong and mission control
"Out of Detent. Auto." Neil said
"Mode control, both Auto. Descent Engine Command Override, Off. Engine Arm, Off. 413 is in" i told Neil and Huston
" He copy you down, Eagle" Mission control said to us
Then Armstrong said the words that everyone was waiting for " Engine arm is off...Huston, this is tranquility base here...The Eagle has landed"
"we took about 2 hours to get us suited up and ready to go outside on the moon
"Okay Neil we can see you coming down the ladder now" Huston said
" Im at the foot of the ladder, the LM foot pads are compressed in the surface about .. one or two inches, although the surface amperes to be ...uh very very fined grained as you get close to it, its almost like a powder"
"Im going to step off the LM now"
then as i watched from the outside window with my suit on and the rest of the world from television screans he said the phrase that everyone in the world remembers him for saying
"Thats one small step for Man... One giant leap for Man kind"
The whole world cheered as he landed on the moon as i would latter call a "magnificent desolation"
about 20 mins latter i went outside to step on the moon and be the second man in history to do so.
i stepped foot on the moon and had a good feeling in my mind.
as i put my foot on the moon i joined Neil and planted the flag and got to talk to the president.
"Alright ladies this is where your version of the story and my version cross very diffident paths . Now NASA will say to you that their was NO life on the moon. Their wrong. not only was their life she was able to communicate to us without speaking ans she understood English. The CM was on the dark side of the moon so we had no communication with earth only me and Neil were their "
"Hey Neil what is that blue shape out in the distance?"
"I don't see an- wait ... i see it .. and holy cow its moving! Are you seeing this Buzz?'
"Yes Neil do you think its alien?"
"Defiantly Buzz"
As she came over to us she was no human. she was a midnight blue pony about 6 Feet tall with a horn wings and a tiara plus her mane (or hair) was flowing like their was wind sparkling like the stars and twinkling.
"Neil this is big we shold make Contact with this Alien"
" Agreed Buzz.. how are we going to do that though? .... Wait a minute did you bring that paper and pen? "
" Yes but how is that going to help Neil?"
"Buzz trust me write something quickly down its coming closer!!!!"
as she came closer i quickly speed Hi on the piece of paper she walked up looked at us
she came right up to us looking at us with curiosity
i steeped froward she in return looked away and took a step backward
I held out my peace of paper to her with the pen she looked at the message that i wrote
it read
"Hi we come in peace for all mankind'
the note pad floated from my hand into some form of light like glowing telekinesis that was dark blue the same as here coat
She looked at the note pad with interest but still slightly in fear she took a step back
i was amazed that it looked like she was reading and it blew my mind when she actually wrote back on that same piece of paper
it read
"Hi I'm princess luna who are you?"
i read it back to Neil and told him that we had just made history not only are we the first human being on he moon but the first to discover intelligent life on another world and communicate
i wrote back
" I am Lunar module pilot Buzz Aldrin and this is commander Neil Armstrong"
she seemed still scared and wrot back
" Are you Robots?"
i laughed a little and me and Neil both took off our golden visors so that she could see our faces living breathing faces.
" No princess we are living humans beings from the planet earth right behind us"
she sees our faces
she write back " I have been on the moon ever since my sister banned me to the moon about 921 years ago"
i respond by hugging here and writing " we can only be here for a coupe of minutes before we have to leave forever"
She returned the hug and then reads what i wrote
she then replies with puppy dog eyes and writes " can you please spend the last few minutes on this moon with me?"
i look at Neil who responds by nodding
we proceed to have fun jumping and exploring the moon we show her our ship and the plaque that we left their on the moon
we briefly explained humans and NASA and us being the first men on the moon
she told us a little bit about equestria on he home planet and how she is the goddess of the night and the moon that both earth and equestrian sky have
she showed us the best rocks and when it was time to go when Huston said that we have 10 mins of oxygen left
our last communication with princes Luna was this message me and Neil wrote
" Luna, Buzz and Neil have to go now to our home planet their should be more of us coming on the moon but they will be very spread out so be on the lookout"
her last message to mankind read " Buzz and Neil thank you for bringing me joy"
and with that we took a picture with me Neil and Luna on the moon along with her hoof steps
"Alright buzz its your first onto the LM" Huston said
"Roger copy mission control"
I got in the LM
with Neil and waved as Luna watched us blast off to join Michele Collins in orbit
As i docked with the CM and got the hatch undone michel asked me one thing
"How was it?"
I replied the only thing coming into my mind
"It is a magnificent Desolation"
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flash forward present day
"That was an interesting story buzz" the nurse said
"Yes is and it is completely true" Buzz Aldrin said
Just them Princes Luna walked in startling the Nurse
" Leave us" Buzz said to the nurse
"Yes sir" the nurse said as she left to Get security
"Are you Buzz Aldrin?" she asked
"Why yes princes Luna i am" he said as he held out his hand for a shake
"Thank you for bringing me joy all those years ago i would ask if you come to my home planet with Your commander Neil."
"Um princes.... Neil ..... he died not to long ago" Buzz was on the verge of tears and Luna started to water up
Luna embraced buzz in a hug and then said "Buzz i'm sorry"
Buzz broke the hug and accepted her offer to go to equestria to explore another world
the nurse came back with Security stunned to see an Alien technicolor pony
Buzz asked "You guys want to here the real story of the landing on the moon?"
Luna's horn begun to glow and then in a flash of white light they were gone
Dedicated to Neil Armstrong August 5, 1930- August 25, 2012
Just something my friend wrote (his own version of my story)
Just something my friend wrote (his own version of my story)
This is not an actual chapter just something my friend wrote to make me laugh and wanted it as a chapter.
it was written by This guy
he is trying to supposedly "ghetto-out" fics
and he did a pretty good job
he will do any thing and turn it like this here is the Blog post just provide him the link to the thing you want ghetto-out and he will write it for free (duh its not like he can charge)
Here it is:
"Magnificent Desolation" Is what tha fuck i called it I went they wit adventure but came back a Chizzled playa yet not fo' landin on tha moon, not fo' bein one of da most thugged-out hyped humans up in its recorded history, not fo' bein tha straight-up original gangsta playa ta leave tha moon yo, but fo' �-��-��-��-��-��-��-� a �-��-��-��-� of �-��-��-��-��-��-��-� �-��-��-��-��-�
Buzz Aldrin is now on his fuckin lil' dirtnap bed afta livin a straight-up long thuglife he has had in tha space program
"Mista Muthafuckin fo' realz. Aldrin can you please tell our asses what tha fuck happened one last time?" holla'd one of tha nurses up in tha Hospice home housin buzz Aldrin tha second playa on tha moon n' tha straight-up original gangsta playa ta leave tha moon.
" I mean wit Neil gone yo ass is tha only link ta what tha fuck muthafuckin happened...." another nurse holla'd
"wait you believe up in dat BS dat our crazy asses never landed on tha moon biatch? no let me rap what tha fuck happened off camera what tha fuck muthafuckin happened. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! our crazy asses didn't just land say our rap n' go home." Aldrin replied
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July, 20 1969 above tha sea of tranquility
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"It all started up in tha lunar module as our crazy asses was descendin towardz tha lunar surface" Aldrin narrates
"Yo ass is go fo' landing" Huston says all up in tha radio
"Roger our crazy asses is go fo' landin Buzz" Neil holla'd ta Me
" I heard Neil"
As i piloted tha LM down ta tha surface
I was straight-up focused on not crashin tha fuck into tha giant cratas dat surrounded us
"60 seconds" Huston holla'd
"Confirmed" i holla'd as i moved faster
"How tha fuck bout over they tha sick flat dark soil away form tha craters" Neil holla'd
"Alright over they then"
"I busted mah way over ta the safer landin unit i was just focused on landin not bout tha history dat was were bout ta make, hell our crazy asses could have crashed n' took a dirt nap muthafuckin right then muthafuckin right they n' i would not be rappin' ta you muthafuckin right now tellin you bout tha story"
"4 forward. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! 4 forward. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Driftin ta tha muthafuckin right a lil. 20 feet, down a half" i holla'd
"30 seconds" Mission control holla'd
"Driftin forward just a lil bit; that's phat"
"Contact light" I holla'd
then Armstrong holla'd at mah crazy ass "Shutdown" n' i did as i was holla'd at
"Okay.Engine stop."
"ACA outta Detent." I holla'd at Armstrong n' mission control
"Out of Detent fo' realz. Auto." Neil holla'd
"Mode control, both Auto. Descent Engine Command Override, Off. Engine Arm, Off. 413 is in" i holla'd at Neil n' Huston
" Dude copy you down, Eagle" Mission control holla'd ta us
Then Armstrong holla'd tha lyrics dat mah playas was waitin fo' " Engine arm is off...Huston, dis is tranquilitizzle base here...Da Eagle has landed"
"we took bout 2 minutes ta git our asses suited up n' locked n loaded ta go outside on tha moon
"Okay Neil our crazy asses can peep you comin down tha ladder now" Huston holla'd
" Im all up in tha foot of tha ladder, tha LM foot padz is compressed up in tha surface bout .. one and two inches, although tha surface amperes ta be ...uh straight-up hella fined grained as you git close ta it, its almost like a powder"
"Im goin ta step off tha LM now"
then as i watched from tha outside window wit mah suit on n' tha rest of tha ghetto from televizzle screans da perved-out muthafucka holla'd tha phrase dat mah playas up in tha ghetto rethugz his ass fo' saying
"Thats one lil' small-ass step fo' Man... One giant leap fo' Man kind"
Da whole ghetto cheered as he landed on tha moon as i would latter call a "magnificent desolation"
about 20 mins latter i went outside ta step on tha moon n' be tha second playa up in history ta do so.
i stepped foot on tha moon n' had a phat feelin up in mah mind.
as i put mah foot on tha moon i joined Neil n' planted tha flag n' gots ta rap ta tha prez.
"Alright ladies dis is where yo' version of tha rap n' mah version cross straight-up diffident paths . Now NASA will say ta you dat they was NO thuglife on tha moon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Their wrong. not only was they thuglife dat biiiiatch was able ta communicate ta our asses without bustin lyrics ans she understood English. Da CM was on tha dark side of tha moon so our crazy asses had no communication wit earth only me n' Neil was they "
"Yo Neil what tha fuck is dat blue shape up in tha distizzle?"
"I don't peep an- wait ... i peep it .. n' holy cow its moving! Is you seein dis Buzz?'
"Yes Neil do you be thinkin its alien?"
"Defiantly Buzz"
As dat thugged-out biiiatch came over ta our asses dat biiiiatch was no human. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. dat biiiiatch was a midnight blue pony bout 6 Feet tall wit a horn wings n' a tiara plus her mane (or hair) was flowin like they was wind sparklin like tha stars n' twinkling.
"Neil dis is big-ass our crazy asses shold make Contact wit dis Alien"
" Agreed Buzz.. how tha fuck is our crazy asses goin ta do dat though? .... Wait a minute did you brang dat paper n' pen biatch? "
" Yes but how tha fuck is dat goin ta muthafuckin help Neil?"
"Buzz trust me write somethang quickly down its comin closer!!!!"
as dat thugged-out biiiatch came closer i quickly speed Yo on tha piece of paper dat biiiiatch strutted up looked at our asses
she came muthafuckin right up ta our asses lookin at our asses wit curiositizzle
i steeped froward she up in return looked away n' took a step backward
I held up mah peace of paper ta her wit tha pen she looked all up in tha message dat i wrote
it read
"Yo our crazy asses come up in peace fo' all mankind'
the note pad floated from mah hand tha fuck into some form of light like glowin telekinesis dat was dark blue tha same stupid-ass as here coat
Biatch looked all up in tha note pad wit interest but still slightly up in fear she took a step back
i was amazed dat it looked like dat biiiiatch was readin n' it blew mah mind when she muthafuckin freestyled back on dat same stupid-ass piece of paper
it read
"Yo I'm bizzatch luna whoz ass is yo slick ass?"
i read it back ta Neil n' holla'd at his ass dat our crazy asses had just busted history not only is our crazy asses tha straight-up original gangsta human bein on he moon but tha straight-up original gangsta ta discover intelligent thuglife on another ghetto n' communicate
i freestyled back
" I be Lunar module pilot Buzz Aldrin n' dis is commander Neil Armstrong"
she seemed still scared n' wrot back
" Is you Robots?"
i laughed a lil n' mah crazy ass n' Neil both took off our golden visors so dat dat thugged-out biiiatch could peep our faces livin breathang faces.
" No bizzatch our crazy asses is livin humans beings from tha hood earth muthafuckin right behind us"
she sees our faces
she write back " I done been on tha moon eva since mah sista banned mah crazy ass ta tha moon bout 921 muthafuckin years ago"
i respond by huggin here n' freestylin " our crazy asses can only be here fo' a cold-ass lil coupe of minutes before our crazy asses have ta leave forever"
Biatch returned tha gangbang n' then readz what tha fuck i freestyled
she then replies wit mini-dawg dawg eyes n' writes " can you please spend tha last few minutes on dis moon wit me?"
i peep Neil whoz ass respondz by nodding
we proceed ta have funk jumping and explorin tha moon our crazy asses sheezy her our shizzle n' tha plaque dat our crazy asses left they on tha moon
we briefly explained humans n' NASA n' our asses bein tha straight-up original gangsta pimps on tha moon
she holla'd at our asses a lil bit bout equestria on he home hood n' how she is tha goddess of tha night n' tha moon dat both earth n' equestrian sky have
she flossed our asses tha dopest rocks n' when it was time ta go when Huston holla'd dat our crazy asses have 10 minz of oxygen left
our last communication wit princes Luna was dis message me n' Neil wrote
" Luna, Buzz n' Neil have ta go now ta our home hood they should be mo' of our asses comin on tha moon but they is ghon be straight-up spread up so be on tha lookout"
her last message ta mankind read " Buzz n' Neil fuck you fo' brangin me joy"
and wit dat our crazy asses took a picture wit me Neil n' Luna on tha moon along wit her hoof steps
"Alright buzz its yo' first onto tha LM" Huston holla'd
"Roger copy mission control"
I gots up in tha LM
with Neil n' waved as Luna watched our asses blast off ta join Michele Collins up in orbit
As i docked wit tha CM n' gots tha hatch undone michel axed mah crazy ass one thang
"How tha fuck was it?"
I replied tha only thang comin tha fuck into mah mind
"It be a magnificent Desolation"
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flash forward present day
"That was a horny-ass rap buzz" tha nurse holla'd
"Yes be n' it is straight-up true" Buzz Aldrin holla'd
Just dem Princes Luna strutted up in startlin tha Nurse
" Leave us" Buzz holla'd ta tha nurse
"Yes sir" tha nurse holla'd as she left ta Git security
"Is you Buzz Aldrin?" she axed
"Why yes princes Luna i am" da perved-out muthafucka holla'd as he held up his hand fo' a shake
"Nuff props fo' brangin me joy all dem muthafuckin years ago i would ask if you come ta mah home hood wit Yo Crazy-Ass commander Neil."
"Um princes.... Neil ..... da ruffneck took a dirt nap not ta long ago" Buzz was on tha verge of tears n' Luna started ta gin n juice up
Luna embraced buzz up in a gangbang n' then holla'd "Buzz i'm sorry"
Buzz broke tha gangbang n' accepted her offer ta git all up in equestria to explore another ghetto
the nurse came back wit Securitizzle stunned ta peep a Alien technicolor pony
Buzz axed "Yo ass pimps wanna here tha real rap of tha landin on tha moon?"
Luna's horn begun ta glow n' then up in a gangbangin' flash of white light they was gone
Dedicated ta Neil Armstrong August 5, 1930- August 25, 2012
