Rainbow Dash. Once adored throughout all of Equestria, former captain of the revered Wonderbolts. Heh, those days are over. She's eighty-five years old now, bitter, angry, and short-fused. The Wonderbolts are full of queens now. They've disowned her. Tonight, she is to give a speech at the Wonderbolts Royal Canterlot Ball. Let it be a night the accursed organization will never forget.

Rated Mature for strong language and adult situations.

Also, image completely unrelated, but it helps with Dash's ego.