You knew what your brothers were doing in Canterlot. Gods this planet is horrible, all the cities have something to do with horses or the main families in them. At least on Earth the cities had decent names too, all of the city names here are childish.
When I take over, i'll rename Canterlot and call it New-New York. That would be funny, you think to yourself. But still you couldn't get the thought out of your head. You wanted to see the look on the princesses face as your brothers told her the conditions of her surrender. You wanted to see them shake in fear at the very notion of war with yourself. But that would have to wait. For now you will have to wait in the Underdeep and supervise the demons who always seem to slack off at the most inconvenient times.

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Celestia heard what Conquest had said, she just couldn't comprehend it. In the end she excused herself.

" Take all the time you need.", Conquest said, "I know it can be hard to make decisions under the circumstances"

"why does he always have to sound like an angel" Celestia said under her breath.

"I thank you kindly" Conquest says sounding genuinely endeared.

Why does he always have to hear everything. Celestia thought it this time, smart enough not to make the mistake again. She tells the guard to get Luna and bring her down.

"Would you gentlemen like something to drink?" Asks Celestia's new head of the scheduling depmartment. She happend to be a trained maid and other things of the like, which also happened to be she was picked over everyone else. She had the name of Feather Pen.

"Wine" Famine bellowed, he seemed to have the same problem as Luna.

"Scotch" Conquest almost sung, Feather Pen thought it a bit odd of a choice but didn't argue considering who they were.

"Water" War said, which was rather ironic considering he was made of melting rock.

While Feather went to get drinks she thought about War's voice. It was rather strange, Sure it had the tone you would expect from a pile of rocks, but it didn't have the volume to match his size, oh well.

Back in the throne room, Celestia was scared by War's voice. The sound of rock striking rock was horrifying to hear coming from a burning face of no emotion other than the eternal expression of hate he seemed to have plastered on his face. Of course he was War after all. The drinks arrived, and Luna a few minutes later.

"What is it sis-" Her eyes widened at the sight of them.

"Hello Princess Luna" Conquest said.

"Well hello" Luna cooed, She was the princess of the night, and she reserved the right to flirt with the guests.

"Don't forget about us, Princess Luna." Famine said, He knew there was no need of yelling , his voice was loud enough.

"Your ruining the moment mister!" Luna yelled back, she suddenly felt like she could an entire berry bush.

"hush, both of you!" Conquest said loudly, "Now where were we dear princess"

This time it was War who stopped it. He slammed the flat of his sword into the table. It rang with the sound of one thousand warrior's battle cries. It deafened everyone in the room for a few seconds.

"BACK TO YOUR POLITICS!" War roared. That was the volume Feather Pen was expecting earlier.

"As I was saying" Conquest sounded irritated, " the terms of your surrender are-"

"SURRENDER!" Luna gasped,"Sister how could you let this happen!"

"Do you want to go to war with Death himself?" The white alicorn asked.

"No, but I will not surrender"

"We'll call it a truce then" Conquest said, always the politician.

"Agreed" Luna stated begrudgingly

"My brother was not lying when he said he needed a horse, his breeders were killed in an "accident"."

Celestia was immediately taken aback. She didn't want to, but she had to accept, she had to do anything she could to stop the invasion. As Luna looked at her with pleading eyes she said,

"You can have anyone you want so long as I approve."

"Decent enough" Conquest stated, "he will need six beings from this planet"

"Six!" Luna yelled with wide eyes.

"I agree, that is ridculous."

"Do you really want to wage war?" Conquest asked, that was all that needed to be said.

"Our brother wants six beings, King Sombra, the Queen Chrysalis, the strongest earth pony you will allow, the quietest earth pony you will allow, the fastest earth pony you will allow, and the smartest pony of any kind you will allow."

The pricesses were terrified at the list and realized what you were making.

"Anything else?" Celestia asked shamefully.

"He also needs one of Luna's hairs, and a piece from the statue that holds Discord."

"Fine" The princess of the sun said before her sister could argue.

Everything asked for was delivered to the three brothers after a few weeks. As they said goodbye the sisters were terrified at what they had done, and they both sighed as the horsemen went beyond their feeling underground.

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As you finish cutting a demon's throat out and shove it into his recently opened ribcage, a large magma geyser bursts out of the core just in front of you. You absent-mindedly throw the body into it, because you can't remember why you were mad at him in the first place. That and because you were interested in what your brothers had accomplished. Your three brothers descended with the geyser and showed you what they had solicited from the princesses. The gave you the hair and the piece of the statue for safe keeping. You weren't surprised to find King Sombra, and Chrysalis trying to hold back tears, they knew the stories. What you were surprised by however was that the more random ponies were mostly female, in fact only one was male. You soon remembered that Equestria was a matriarchal society though. You needed a new horse, and if the three earth ponies and unicorn were the best Celestia would offer then that was fine by you. You locked all of the offerings in a room with your brothers Conquest and War, You left Famine to talk to the demons, he seems to like it for some reason, but you could never find out why. You knew what your brothers were about to do, but forever being humanoid puts you off watching little ponies have sex.

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Making ponies have sex wasn't really what War and Conquest were doing though. War was changing egg cells into sperm cells and then combining them via magic, he learned to do this when he needed larger armies to wage larger wars. And Conquest was using a spell to give all of the ponies unbelievable pleasure so that they would release their fluids. It wasn't busy work, but it took time.

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When all was done you open the door, and you saw all of the ponies sleeping, except for Chrysalis. She looks horrified at what had just been done to her, she was the host for your new horse after all.

"What seems to be the matter dear? Why do you cry and shake with fear? You've only just become the host for one of the greatest horses to ever live." You say as if you are genuinely curious.

You use your own magic to speed the process of aging so that the foal will be ready. When Chrysalis is ready to give birth you cut open her stomach and see some of her ribcage too, you also see a blood soaked foal screaming along with his mother, as he starts to drown in her blood. You take out the foal as she screams louder not only at the pain but at the loss of her child. Her insides start to overflow with blood as she screams in agony, it's giving you a headache. How does a changeling scream so loudly? You slit her throat make her choke on her life force and then bury your scythe in her head. As you begin to see blood trickle down her forehead from the brain itself as your scythe dissolves into shadow along with her body. You speed the aging process a bit more until the former foal is now in the most prime second of his life, and then you freeze his age exactly there, a small side effect to this is that his coat tuns the same color as a dead body though. You also use your magic to fuse the hair from Luna into his body, and proceed to carry out the work of replacing unicorn horn with the piece of stone from the statue called Discord. You cut the horn clean of his body and you fuse the now perfectly fitting piece of stone to the top of his head, It fits and fuses so easily that you decide not to kill the person who forged it. You release the paralyzation spell that was holding him in place and put him to sleep, as you do this you decide that you will name him Despair, for he will bring despair to the hearts of your enemies. All of this was witnessed by the no longer sleeping ponies in the room. You let them all go and yell,

"Whoever is fast enough to make it to the platform on the other side of the building gets to leave!"

None of them move.

"What are you deaf!?"

Again no answer.

"Run ponies, RUN!"

They all bolt out of the door, and the demons eat them one by one. Only King Sombra is left standing at the platform when it starts to rise. You would assume he thinks he is going to escape and as he nears the ceiling you yell to him,

"Nobody runs and makes it out alive!"

King Sombra is now a bloody mess on the roof of the massive cavern.

"Now I need a clean-up crew." You say laughing to yourself at the bad joke.

"Well, at least I don't need a horse anymore"

Author's Note

I accept all constructive criticism and comments.