On Thursday, Jan. 10th, 2013, Cold in Gardez posted "In the Garden of Good and Evil," a sequel to SleeplessBrony's Romance Reports. I read it, went to bed, and woke up the next morning with this story pretty much fully-formed in my head. So you should at least read "In the Garden" before reading this, but be aware: both the above-mentioned stories are very much "Rated: Mature."