Fluttersheet ad Rainbow Dish's GRNAD AVENCHIRE!!!1!!
Chapyter one: teh whol bloody stoory
SO, one dauy, Fluttesheet left herr hous to do somtin relatd to animalz. She wnet up to angle bunny to giv him a carot, but den anjel bich-slappt her an sed "Heu thre fluteshet. get me sum icr creme u dum shit." and den gave her the finger, and ran into everfre foret.
"NOOOoooOOOOOoOOoOO" SEID FLUttrshhett, "Dont do it!!!!!11!!!!1!!" angel looked back and saed, "#SWAGYOLo!!!" relly loud and abnoxius loudly. Then, timberwplf came out of nowere an eht angull bunneh. Ten, Fluterseet was sad and cried sadly and loud with great sorrow and sadness, when Rainbodish came out ov nowhre an stepped on cootage an kill house.
Flutrshherttt's entir life hass benn anal, and evryon poshez her aroud, so sh duz nutin about her haues being dead in the place it died when Rsinow Dosh killt it. den, RNBow dish got of off rubbl were fluutrsheerty's house waz, and tild her, "Letz goh on a walk to eppljexkz houae for a reasom having to do wit frenship." Fluttersheet nods.
Then, fluttersheet and rsilbow duche go on adventurerre thru everfree foreststs, becuz they ar dum littl asswipes. Then, they immediately run in2 a(n) !!!!1111!!1!1!! Tey are scard an skreemz wit loudness and volumeness of a thousand beer-fart!! Thn, dieded for no resenon.
