
The Life and Times of a Smoothie Making Alien.
A story about how the wonderful refreshment known as smoothies came to exist in Equestria. Tongue in cheek jab at HiE stories.
There was a time when the ponies did not have smoothies. They turned their heads skyward and cried for a fruity and slushy refreshment, but the princesses couldn't help. Then an alien descended from on high, a chalice in it's hand, and it grinned. For the alien knew of such a thing, and he was willing to share it, for a price.
And that price was two bits a cup.
Fair warning: Word play.


6602 words: Estimated 33 minutes to read
6 Chapters:
- Arrival 2013-01-14 20:47:39 UTC1789
- Revival 2013-11-02 03:22:17 UTC741
- Survival 2014-02-10 02:21:21 UTC1125
- Vivality 2014-06-22 21:51:46 UTC979
- Out of Place 2014-07-23 07:52:29 UTC963
- Work Place Wandering 2014-12-14 21:35:38 UTC1005