The mane six were walking from Ponyville to an undisclosed location situated in The Everfree Forest, they did not speak a word for they had a vow of silence and were wearing white sheets of clothing over thier bodies. They past fauna and grass to finally arrive at some type of ruins that had been forgotten since long past pony kind. The three situated themselves around a large pedestal situated in the center of the ruins with unusual signs and markings that were not understandable. Twilight Sparkle went ontop of a pillar to address the meeting and aswell to uncover her white hood from her face.
"Arro mah sesa que me sena" said Twilight Sparkle in a foreign language not known commonly to pony kind. The mane six repeated her words in rythmic song a couple of times only to lift their hoofs over the pedestal at the end of the musical number. Twilight brang out a gavel and smashed it ontop of the pedestal to begin the meeting.
"Praise our lord and savior! Who will ride a white horse across the sky at the end times!" screamed Twilight Sparkle at the top of her lungs.
"Here here!" said the other mane six to Twilight's response.
"All right now it is time for everyponies contributions to our Lord and Savior over the week, You first Pinkie Pie!" said Twilight Sparkle as she pointed the gavel at Pinkie Pie.
"Oh! Oh! I go first! Cool! Well lets say that I have been making a lot of cupcakes for the past week and have been selling them in droves for a while, I can't believe how happy I have made ponies!" said Pinkie Pie.
"Thats good keep pleasing our Lord with your cake offerings to the ponies of Ponyville! Your next Fluttershy!"
Fluttershy gasped at being asked about her offering but, she perked back up after everyone looked at her.
"Well... I have been giving a lot of animals their due for our Lord! Hopefully It will please the white angel!" said Fluttershy to the company.
"Well good Fluttershy keep on with the animals we need them for our Lord to come to our world! You next Rarity" said Twilight Sparkle.
Rarity just smiled since she just got the spotlight from everypony in the room.
"Well I made these fabulous priest garments! They are so sheek and magnifique and will honor him in his name"
"Yes stylish and holy, this is perfect cloth to please the Lord! Hopefully it will be stylish enough to fit when our lord overthrows that Celestia hopefully." said Twilight Sparkle to Rarity.
"Your turn Applejack!" said Twilight to the name stated.
"Well I have made twice the profit from apple sales over the past week so then we all can fund the return of our lord and spread his word to the weak and hurt people!" said Applejack.
"Very cool! I can not wait to use the money to build the first church in Ponyville! It will be beautiful like his own visage."
"Now finally! Rainbow Dash what have you done for our lord?" said Twilight Sparkle.
"Well.. I haven't done anything really... I mean I still haven't seen him yet. How am I supposed to believe in this guy if I don't see him?" said Rainbow Dash.
"Have faith Rainbow Dash, it is said that he was blessed to do miracles and heal the weak and make the blind
see!" said Twilight passionately.
"I don't know sounds like a bunch of baloney to me..." said Rainbow Dash in response.
The other mane six began to shout the word blasphemy to her where then she began to blush and turn her face away to finally return and scream out "Okay I get it!".
"Look you guys if I don't see him then I won't believe and that is final." said Rainbow Dash.
"Alright Rainbow Dash you will get what you want. Everypony pray now to our lord and savior so we may see him in all of his holyness!"
The five mane six except for Rainbow Dash began to pray. Rainbow Dash just stood and watched until she finally began to pray herself. There she prayed for life to be twenty percent cooler. Then she began to see him, he was completely white from head to toe and was glisteningly bright with a black void behind him. Rainbow Dash could only watch in awe of the beauty that made up the lord. So then she began to believe as her eyes glistened in awe of his existance made clear to her. Rainbow Dash awoke from her vision to see the other mane six huddled around her and giggling and smiling in excitement.
"Did you see em?" said Pinkie Pie.
"Yes deary did you see the beautiful savior?" said Rarity.
"Yes I did and I understand what you guys meant! This guy is twenty percent cooler than Celestia in everyway!" said Rainbow Dash.
"Now that you saw him you may now offer to him! This is great Rainbow! Now your truly one of us!" said Twilight Sparkle.
"Great just one more thing... What was our savior called again?" said Rainbow Dash.
"His name? Lord Satan of course! The angel that will save ponykind from the boredom of Celestia's rule!" said Twilight Sparkle.
"Oh okay I guess Satan will finally change this boring world for the better!" said Rainbow Dash.
"Thats the spirit Rainbow! Now we just need you to sacrifice one of Fluttershy's animals to him and then we can start sacrificing actual ponies to the dark lord right on this pedestal!" said Applejack.
"Yah and I have been killing ponies and turning them into cupcakes for the dark lords amusement!" said Pinkie Pie gleefully.
"And when in tarnation we get a satanic church we then can have sacrifices and our demonic power will increase!" said Applejack excitedly.
"Yah... what they said..." said Fluttershy quietly.
"So... I'll get awesome demonic powers?" said Rainbow Dash questionably.
"Yep just next time when we have our meeting Fluttershy will bring a animal to the pedestal and you can'sacrifice it with the sacrificial knife!"
"Isn't that great!" said Pinkie Pie.
"Uh okay guys thanks." said Rainbow Dash.
"Or you could always sacrifice Tank for the good of our lord." said Rarity.
"Ah no I will just hang on to him okay?"
The mane six laughed and returned to their positions where then Twilight hit the gavel on the pedestal and said "Meeting adjourned" Where everyone went on their merry way back to home only to return on the next meeting at the end of the weekend.
The End.
Author's Note
X.A.R.J.: Hope you enjoyed the story!
