Just a boring day in the wonderful world of Earth. Everything was always the same day in and out. Get up, shower, shirt then work. Your car break down ages ago and your shitty job doesn't pay enough for you to fix it yet so you're walking home.
You don't have many friends and even then they aren't all that great, just people you see every so often for one night and thats it. People really do give less than 0 fucks about you.
Along the way home you notice a dog that looks hurt so being the considerate guy you are you decide to help it out. As you lean it the dog backs away and when you open your mouth to reasure it the dog runs into the bushes.
You let out a deep sigh
It'd be easier if animals could speak
You hear a yelp from the bush and so you dive in to find out what happened, as you rush to find the poor dog you fall into a big ditch, time seems to slow down as all you see is a pile of rocks getting closer.
Everything goes black
You sit up, it's day time and your head is killing you. As you look around you notice 7 ponies standing in front of you. This has to be the result of some head trauma.
Each pony has a unique colour scheme going on.
"Wha-What is going on?" you gasp as you notice they aren't focused on you, they are gazing behind you.
You turn to see what has their attention and you see some bizarre animal that looks like the unfortunate result of an animal orgy. As you stare and marvel at this unique creature he begins to turn to ash. His body is being blown away like petals in the wind. He gazes at you, laughing then turns to the Mane 6.
"Well ponies," says Discord with a grin, "it appears you have beaten me for good BUT there is ALWAYS be a spirit of disharmony and I can think of nothing better than a human, their world strives off chaos."
He laughs as hard as possible the last of his body turns to ash and flies off into the wind.
You fall to the ground clutching your heart due to a searing pain that grips your chest, it's felt like someone was branding you like a cow.
"Seize him" orders the tallest pony and out flies these stallions dressed like guards to grab you and hold you down.
"What is happening" you groan as the pain intesifies. The guards then pin down a limb each as one hits you in the face knocking out unconcious.
You wake up in a cold, dark and dreary cell. There is no sink, toilet or even a matress, there is nothing. You look around more and the only thing there is the bars, you try to stick your head to look around but the corridor is long and just as bare as your cell. You lay on the floor a while when you hear someone clearing their throat. As you look up you see the same pony who ordered the guards to kick your ass and she is staring into your eyes deeply with hatred in her eyes.
"Uh if you wanna buy me dinner then just say so." you say joking but she isn't impressed.
"Discord, you will tell me where the elements before I get angry"
"What?" you say with confusion "My names Anon not Discord."
"I care not for your name, where have you hidden the elements?"
"I don't know anything about the elements, look can you tell me where I am?"
"You're in equestria Anon. Maybe some time alone might help you think about those elements." Her horn glows as the room begins to shift, you feel it drop and the walls close in giving you barely enough room to even lay down.
As your eyes begin to adjust to the pitch black nothing-ness you decide you might just try and sleep. Doubt you'll get much.
It could of been an hour, a day, week for all you care that you've sat inside that damn room. Counting the seconds got boring real quick, bored and hungry you get annoyed.
"WILL YOU LET ME THE FUCK OUT!"
You hear hoofsteps, a silent pause then the room flies up and a huge bright light fills the cell and burn your eyes.
"Care to tell me where the elements are now Discord or Anon if you prefer?"
"Look I get it you want these elements of harmony back but I don't know where they are, if I did then I'd give them to you. You have to believe me I have no idea what is going on."
"Take off the shirt" she demands
"No dinner?" you nervously stammer back. She just glares clearly not amused. "Fine" you say as you lift your shirt. You then notice the marking on your chest, wait is that... A tattoo of that orgy creature moon walking?
"Discord was finally defeated by the elements of harmony once and for all. Using the last of his power he teleported the elements somewhere. It was too late for him to remain in this world so he summoned you and instilled his power within you. That mark is proof of this." As she told you this story you couldn't help but feel disbelief.
You're in a world full of talking ponies, just shut up and roll with it.
Fuck you brain.
"Well then you know I'm not Discord and you can let me free right? I mean I have his power and if you can take that out of me then I'll go home and we will forget this all happened."
"My magic alone is not enough, only the elements of harmony can extract Discord's power." You let out a huge sigh as you can only think why me? Typical.
"Well what can I do then?"
"The only thing I want you to do right now is stay in this cell until we find the elements."
"WHAT?! That could take months or years even."
"For all I know you could still be Discord and this is just another trick."
"FUCKING HELL! You just said it yourself, I AM NOT DISCORD!" You yell as you punch the wall in fury a small shockwave comes out your fist and the wall just ends up a small craetor. Both you and Celestia look just as shocked as the other. "H-How?"
"That is Discord's power, now you may understand why I will not be letting you out." Her horn glows again.
"Fine," you stammer "I'll stay here peacefully if you promise to let me go freely as SOON as you find the elements."
She thinks to herself and reluctantly agrees to your terms, she then puts your cell back into the ground.
As you sit in the darkness for ages you then decide to start practicing your newfound power.
"It's too dark, what i need is some light, Let there be LIGHT!" you flare your hands hoping for some kind of reaction.
Nothing.
"ARRRR!" LIGHT, LIGHT,LIIIIGHT!" You scream getting furious.
You breathe trying to calm down, maybe I need to concentrate? You sit and focus, you imagine a small light in your hand, after a few minutes of focusing you feel a warm sensation in your hands and see a glow under your eyelids. You smirk and open your eyes but to your shock you see your hands are on fire.
"Oh, FUCK!" You yell "HOW DO I PUT OUT THIS FIRE! WATER I NEED WATER!" You yell as a bucket appears and dunks it all over you, "Great."
You stand there cold and wet in the darkness, this is getting old quick you think.
You hear laughter, "WHO'S THERE?!" You yell.
"I'm sorry but that was too amusing" says the voice
"Always happy to bring a laugh, now who are you?"
"Do you really need me to explain who's the voice inside your brain? I'm your concious OOOooOOOoo" the voice says with a mocking tone "I bet you already know who I am"
"Discord, right?"
"You win the million dollar question." Discord says with a laugh
"You bastard this is all your fault, send me home now."
"Afraid I can't do that, you now know I am sealed inside you, you are able to use your power but only if I allow it." Despite the situation Discord seems to be in a joyful mood.
"Then I believe you owe me a few answers"
"Yes fine but giving you all the answers straight away is boring so I'll only answer 3 questions." He snickers.
"How do I get home?"
"Well I can't having you go home yet so I will not allow you, besides you don't know how to use these powers. You might end up teleporting just a head home. I mean you did just set your hands on fire trying to make light." He burts into laughter, you only get more irritated with him but he does have a point.
"Why me then?"
Discord lets out a laugh, "If I recall you wished to come to Equestria? But it appears that even that here people give 0 fucks about you my dear boy."
"Wait, how'd you know that?"
"I am the spirit of all things chaotic and your world is the most chaotic of them all."
"Where are the elements then?"
"Ah-ah-ah" he tuts "Only 3 questions."
"That last one doesn't count"
"Oh but it does, a question is a question whether you wished it to be asked or not." Discord bursts into laughter. "Now do make sure things stay entertaining for me, hmm?"
"Sure shall we play charades in the dark?" you say as sarcastically as possible.
"Don't worry, I've made sure Celestia wont keep you locked up." Discord gives a low chuckle as his voice fades out and you are once again alone in the dark.
Another week, day or just one incredibly slow hour later the cell is raised, just like before the light burns as it temporarily blinds you. As your eyes adjust to the light you start to see a shadow of a pony.
"Come with me Anon." Strange that doesn't sound like the other pony, as your eyes adjust more you notice it isn't, she looks similar but also the opposite at the same time.
You nod and follow her down the long hallway.
You end up in the throne room where the 6 ponies from when you first arrived and that white pony all looking at you. All of them look stern and the white one walks up to you and you could only think they are going to use some weird pony torture on you.
"As promised you are released." she states, she doesn't look sure of her decision but you're not going to ask her to think twice.
"Oh thank you, I don't think I could handle much more in that cell. How long has it taken?"
"A week, now I am warning you, if I get even a hint that you are going to cause any chaos I will seal you away in worse than an underground cell." You nod, terrified of what will happen.
You bow and ask for the way out, as Luna directs you outside you know that she isn't just going to let you walk away like that so you keep an eye over your shoulder as you walk. You don't trust this place.
Not long after leaving that town a storm begins to stir so you head for cover in a what looks like an abandoned shack. It's run down but where else are you meant to stay?
You sit against the wall listening to the rain getting louder.
Great, you're tired, cold, hungry and stuck in a crappy shack which is bound to drop on your head if the storm picks up.
Some how your exhaustion takes over and you fall asleep.
Your stomach wakes you in the morning. You don't see anywhere you can get food so you decide you could just get some back in the town. They do owe you after starving you for a week.
As you walk into town ponies start staring at you, as expected but it's going to get annoying quick so you start hiding anytime you get the chance. Then you find a sweets stand, after a week of no food you'd gladly eat anything you can grab, you get ready to run and steal whatever you can get away with.
You then notice two classy ponies talking at the sweet stand, "Did you hear about the elements of harmony?" You hold off your heist to hear what they are going to say.
"Oh yes deary, they found them yesterday correct?" You let out a big sigh as you think how you already knew this.
"Yes well it appears they were a fake." Your ears perk up as you feel terrified, if thats true then Princess-Whats-Her-Face is comming for you.
"Oh my stars, must of been another of Discord's tricks, well I'm sure Celestia will work something out."
Fuck this shit, they've probably got a search party looking for you now, you have to get out of here before she does.
You leap out rushing to the stand grabbing a few things and run off just as fast.
You can imagine it now, they tried to test the elements they did nothing and now she is pissed. She'll probably rape you furiously with her horn. These thoughts weren't helping but they made you leg it a lot faster.
You were back at the shack. You were going to stock up on sugar while you thought of where to hide. I should stay close to Canterlot, they wont think you'd stay nearby. No then you'd get caught easily you should run as far away as possible and live in a forest.
Great idea you idiot, avoid getting raped by ponies and get raped by forest creatures instead. Besides you have no idea how to get anywhere, it's not like you were given a map on arrival.
You decide to just walk, anywhere had to be safer than here, then this nagging feeling of being watch started to creep over you. That's just great, add a little more paranoia to the crazy pot.
Despite not seeing anything suspicious you cant shake the feeling so you set out and start walking away from the shak and the nearby town.
Then you realise something, why would the just let you go? You have Discord's power inside you and they think you might even be Discord. Also if they didn't know they were fake why would they let you go without testing them?
Brain why didn't you think of this?
I just did.
So this must of been a trick you idiot, they really ARE following. If you were Discord and they had the elements then you'd probably check on the real elements to make sure they didn't get them and lead them to the real ones.
Well you didn't know where they were so this plan is stupid but they weren't so sure you weren't Discord.
That feeling of being watched is getting stronger, so you start devising a plan to work out if somebody or pony is watching.
Up ahead you see a forest so you rush ahead and begin weaving through trees, you pick up a stone and leap into the bushes.
You wait until a shadowy figure of a pony appears in the distance.
Found your stalker.
You throw the rock off into the distance.
They chase the noise but keep a distance and they stand right next to your bush. Perfect.
You spear tackle them and pin them down.
"Gotcha! Now why are you following me?"
As you get a proper look at your stalker you see it's the cyan pony with a rainbow mane. "GET OFF ME !"
She squirms but you don't let go. "The princess asked me to follow you because she still doesn't trust you."
"You're not here to take me back then because I am NOT going back into a cell" you yell.
"No just to watch over you." You think that you're probably right with your earlier theory, so what will she do now she's been found out, curious you let her go.
"Any other follows I should know about?"
She walks out and waves. Then an orange pony with a cowboy hat and a purple pony with a horn? walk up to you looking nervous. You just glare.
Obviously none of them would let you walk away without an eye on you but you still weren't happy about it.
The purple one steps forward and shyly says "Um my name is Twilight Sparkle, that is Rainbow Dash and this is Applejack, we are sorry for following you but-"
You interupt, "But the Princess doesn't trust me as far as she can throw me, yeah I know. Let me guess you three got asked incase I caused trouble so you could capture me?"
"Uh yeah" she stammers and looks away with a bad poker face, clearly she was also meant to follow you if you went to these elements.
"What ever, I need to get going. Atleast I'm not getting caged again." you turn around to leave them.
Rainbow Dash darts ahead of you and asks "And where are you even going?"
"I don't know, I need to work out what Discord's play is."
"And how in the hay are you going to find out huh?"
"Discord is sealed inside me and I can talk to him only when he feels like he wants to."
"And so you can ask him where the elements are?" Rainbow Dash says up in your face.
"Yeah but somehow I don't think he is just going to tell me out of the kindess of his heart."
Applejack steps forward "Now Anon there's no need for the attitude, we are just concerned."
"For yourselves and everyone else I'm sure but you couldn't less about me" You glare at her with frustration, "Look just leave me alone. I'm going to find a place to bunker down and try and get some answers out of Discord. If I can get the elements of harmony you'll be the first to know. I just want him out of me so I can go home."
"Why don't you come with us to Ponyville instead?" asks Twilight
"So you can keep an eye on me right?"
"Well yes but this way Princess Celestia will not feel so uneasy about you running around Equestria, we can give you a place to stay too."
It's a good point, if you're running around and something goes wrong you will probably be blamed by that Princess first. Plenty of eye witnesses she'll trust if you go to Ponyville, 6 to be exact. It's not like you had a better plan anyway.
You agree but still feel uneasy about the entire desicion.
You arrive at Ponyville after the most quiet and awkward train ride. And the awkward wont stop at the train ride. These ponies are only watching you so you don't fuck shit up.
"Things are never as you hope are they Anon." says Discord as he begins to laugh.
You must remember to beat him to a pulp before you go home.
You get a quick tour and thousands of stares of any pony who sees you. What a surprise.
Those expressions are going to get old real quick.
You're lead to a hollowed out tree which is also a library.
"Quite the fire hazard don't you think?" Discord calls out, best to ignore it. It'll make you look crazy and last thing you want them knowing is that Discord is telling you to burn things.
"So this is my home and where you'll be staying." Twilight gives you a quick tour and introduces you to a baby purple dragon called Spike who looks at you with gleaming eyes. What's his problem? Oh well, who cares, IT'S A DRAGON! You're about to ask if it can breathe fire when you remember what Discord said earlier, maybe best not talk about fire for a while.
Twilight starts researching different books for who knows what so you decide to look a few books. You see a collection of a few adventure books, nothing better to do so you take the first in the series and read the cover.
Daring Do and the Quest for the Sapphire Stone, yeah sure why not.
You've read about 3 Daring Do books now and as interesting as they were you needed a break so you figure you might try and get answers from Twilight.
She's still reading her books when she realises you're walking up to her.
"Oh hi Anon," she looks at you with dreary eyes, "I was just reading up on a few things."
"If it's not a problem I'd like to ask you a few things about where I am and what has been going on."
Twilight's eyes light up, you feel like you might be stuck for a few hours listening for this and you were right. You ask her different questions like where you are and what happened before you got here.
She goes on about it's rulers Celestia and Luna who raise the sun and other stuff you really don't see a need to memorise.
Turns out this land is Equestria and it's filled with creatures that never existed in your world. Griffins, dragons and so on. The world is full of magic and has 3 main breeds of ponies.
Pegasus, the winged horse.
Unicorn, the magical horse.
Earth ponies, the more physical of the three.
There are other breeds like Alicorns and crystal ponies but there is mainly those 3.
There are 6 elements of harmony; Laughter, loyalty, honesty, kindness, generosity and magic. Each of the 6 you have seen so far represent one of these elements and have saved Equestria countless times.
Now for the main part, Discord, turns out he got released once again from his stone prison but by who they don't know. He was doing his usual chaotic tricks when they finally stopped him, they just planned to reform him with the elements but when they did he began to turn to ash as you saw. In a last attempt of causing disharmony to Equestria he hid the elements and summoned you to seal himself and his powers inside.
She kept going on and on but you zoned out, trying to think about Discord. If he was such a trickster and wanted to rule Equestria then why seal himself away inside you? How will that help him?
Is he planning to take over your body? Good Luck to him, no way will you just give up your body like that. But obviously he had some plan to get back to his old self and you had something to do with it.
Tonight you'll need to get some answers out of Discord.
