That Was Just Your Life

***AN: Hey guys, it's me and Omegapony. We have some pretty unfortunate news. Along with all of the pressure school is giving us and with testing in a couple weeks. We have decided that we can't work on the story any longer. Before you hit that unfavorite button and dislike the story, we have a bit more that we were working on.***

Chapter Six

When Dmitri woke up he felt something slimy on his hand. He looked down to see it covered in horrible juices that were unholy smelling. He shouted out loud and alerted Alric that he had been raped. They both got their gear together and ran out of the tree house. When they got out they saw several armed guards outside having a horrendous orgy with Celestia. How they knew it was her, don't ask me I don't know shit. So when they saw that there where two other humans included in the orgy they brought their guns up and shot the group up. They looked up to see a car driving by with a man wearing a bandana covering his face sticking out of the window. "WEST SIDE NIGGA." he shouted before proceeding to drive away around the corner.

Alric made for an escape to get away from the niggers and ran back into the tree house. Dmitri turned around and said "Hey Boris how come you get two PKMs!" He then gets dragged into the sewers where "AH MOTHERLAND!" is heard. Alric crawled into his bed when a juicy explosion of blood, sweat, and tears excreted from the walls. He then proceeded to begin falling asleep when he heard a loud crash resonate through the building. Alric heard a very manly "Yeah!" and heard some footsteps. He looked from under his 5 by 5 inch blanket to see James Hetfield and the rest of Metallica, including Cliff Burton and all past incarnations, staring at him. "DO YOU FEEL WHAT I FEEL!" shouted James into his pupil, Rob began gorilla crawling in the background (or whatever the fuck) as they started playing this song: PUT YOUR VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP MOTHERFUCKERS!

***And that's the end. We really hope that you liked it. :) We worked many days on this chapter, just for you. Yes, you, Mr. Reader McMunchmachine. Onwards into life! Forever, you will be in my heart. Forever.<3<3<3xoxoxo***