Dr. Who Gives A F-Bomb

by WoeIsFuckYou

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Dinky Hooves, Sex, Random, Derpy Hooves, Doctor Whooves
Length: 994

Derpy has had enough of Dr. Whooves big mouth and his sexual harassment so she decides to kill him. Only read if you like Grimclop

Derpy has had enough of Dr. Whooves big mouth and his sexual harassment so she decides to kill him, but she's not letting him goout badly! ;)

My first Clop/Gore combo ever so tell me how I do!
(Only read if you like Grimclop)

Published 2013-01-15 01:30:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-15 01:30:03 UTC

The Only Chapter Idiots, How Many Times Can The Doctor Be Killed?

Ay bitch ass niggas! I'm Derpy fucking Hooves! I killed a nigga! Here's the story of how I fucked then killed my faggot ass boss fag!

It had been a pretty ruff week cause, you know, I had to keep up with Dinky's bitch ass, god I hate my fucking daughter. I should have fucking swallowed the little cunt., she gets home and does completely fucking nothing! She sits on her ass and does nothing but watch these shitty TV show and doesn't even dare to help me clean up. Fuck Dinky. But anyways I also had to keep up with my job which wasn't going to well doing to the fact that I had the lowest pay cause I was the only one who hadn't fucked the doctor. That fucking creep has been trying to get in my snatch for like three years. so anyways I went to work for almost like 4 months without one day off and I was tired of it! I marched off into his office and demanded that I receive a day off, all he said was, "You know what to do sweet cake" then rubbed his cock like a fucking sexual predator that should be in jail or something. But, i ain't gonna lie! That got me pretty fucking wet, especially sense I hadn't fucked Big Mac in like three weeks. So all I said was "Be careful what you wish for, doctor" and walked out all sexy and shit. When I got home I devised a plan, I was gonna kill the punk ass!

The next day at work I went through the day regularly but when it came time that I killed the doctor I sat outside and prepared myself mentally.

It was time.

I walked into his office with a big smile on my face, "Hello Derpy." He said. "Come to 'talk' about your day off." There was this crazy smile on his face that just set me off. He was soo seductive! and sexy! I was dripping wet, so I decided why not let him die happy?

"Oh yeah" I said in my most seductive voice. I'm really not good at acting but he fell for it.

"Bout time cherry pie." He said, rubbing his massive cock with his right arm. I slowly walked to him and wrapped my lips around his throbbing dick. It felt good to be back in this business.

He started rubbing my soaked pussy and slowly making his way deeper and deeper inside. I moaned a little but never stopped sucking his meat. The sensation of his hoof going in and out of my oh so drenched pussy just made me shout. I spat out his cum that had been in my mouth for a couple seconds and it flew all over his wall.I stood up and pushed everything from his desk onto his floor. The wetness of my vag left a trail on his desk as I scooted up on it, kinda like a slug.

"Come get me doc." I said, teasing him. He quickly stood up from his chair and crawled up on the deck after me and laid right on top of me and continued to hoof my pussy cat. I moaned louder the deeper he got. I'm glad we were the only ones there or somepony woulda heard us!I grabbed his hoof and pulled it out and took grip of his very large and throbbing cock and put it right where his hoof was. He banged me harder and harder oh my it felt great, It was the best I ever had, no offence to Big Mac and Shining Armor.

I moaned at the top of my lungs, screaming as his dick slid across my clitoris.

I suddenly remembered why I was here. To kill the doctor. (Still moaning cause it felt sooo good!) I slowly opened the cabinet behind me and took one of those knife things that they us to cut a patient open during surgery I don't know what they're called. He turned us over and let me take a turn on top. I began to ride him. Up and Down Up and down. He couldn't take much of that before he cummed all in my Vagina and signaled me to get off, taking deep breaths like he was out of them. I didn't get off though. How could I? I kept going. Up and down up and down. He began yelling at me to get off but I quickly took care of the as I gripped the knife thing with my hoof and slit his throat. Blood splattered all over his cum stained walls and all over me.

I kept going up and down on his cock which was starting to get soft as blood squirted all over me and the walls, all over the floor and the desk, and most importantly all over the Doctor. Who was there dead with his eyes still opened.

I hopped off and dropped the knife. I began to leave but as I opened the door I stopped and looked upon the murder scene with absolute satisfaction. I smiled and I left for home.

I got hime and saw dinky sitting on the couch. "Hey, Dinky..." I said, still drenched in blood. "Would you mind joining me in my room for a second.."

"Yeah in a second!" She said. I made my way up to my room and waited......

So how did you like my first story? I need constructive criticism for my future clop/gore fics! I think that on the next one I'm going to do a (Not clop) story about Spike getting tired of being bossed around by the mane six so he kills them all! But he doesn't stop there...... Soon all of Ponyville will know the wrath of the once baby dragon, SPIKE!!! Yay or nay? Thanks!