D.I.E: a Dremora in Equestria

College of Winterhold balcony

“Your Sigil Stone, Lord Dagon is……….less than pleased at its loss.” said ???

“Good now then…………. FUS RO DAH!”Shouted the Dovahkiin, launching ??? out of the College balcony.

“Damn you I’ll send you to Oblivion when I…”CRASH! ???, before finishing his sentence, he hit the a boulder down at the Sea of Ghost, snapping his neck in two. He then vanishes to thin air nowhere to be seen.

“Hey Lydia I got this deadric sword just for you!”

“I am sworn to carry your burdens.”

“………………FUS..”

Oblivion

??? reappears in front of Mehrunes Dagon. “So, you’re the one that stole my Sigil Stone.” He said.

“Ye..yes, what is my punishment, my lord.”

“Punishment? You have no idea who you were fighting, do you”

“A mage, which I underestimated?”

“No it was Dovahkiin, you nearly slayed him, other dremora like you would have been easily killed by him.”

“So what do I get?”

“Hmmm……Ah, how about a quest that involves opening oblivion gates, and slaying three weak gods?”

“YES! Send me back to Nirn to bring me back the gates so you may have control of Tamriel and I slay three of the Divines!”

“No.”

“What!?!” ??? shouted.

“No, I won’t send you to Nirn, it is elsewhere. A place where it is not very…………comforting for any dremora”

“Very well, send me a Sigil Stone and I will be on my way.”

“Don’t you want to know what your target is, or where you’re going?”

“Where is it, then?”

“One of the planes, I have recently discovered, called Equestria.”

“Strange name, are the inhabitants all horses?”

“Close but no, there or there sentient beings but no horse, they’re ponies”

“Well then who are my targets?”

“As I`ve already said the three are all gods, or so they say. Two of those are ponies, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, and the other is an ex king, Discord. The king....is similar to one of the other daedric princes.”

“Similar to who.” Asked ???.

“Sheogorath, but not as evil, insane, or chaotic as he is.”

“Oh.” relieved ???.”Well then I shall depart to this “Equestria”.”

“Before you depart, there is one race you shall not slay, they are called changelings. If you spot them tell that you are friendly and wish to speak with Chrysalis.”

“How do they look like?” Questioned ???

“They look like a mixture of a pony Swiss cheese and a chorus hunter”

“I really don`t want to meet them.” Thought ???.

“I will open a temporary gate and give you what you need and grant you some of my powers.

‘Thank you, milord.”As like Dagon said he open an oblivion gate and gave ??? a daedric sword, great sword, dagger, bow and shield for weapons, 35 ultimate potions of each one, five sigil stones, and a sweetroll for equipment,( because Dovahkiin looted him before ??? disappeared.) and some of his powers, which is every spell known to Mer and Man. Just as ??? was at the end of the portal, Dagon kicked him into the realm in front of him.

“Now get the fuck out!” He shouted.

“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu” was the last thing ??? said as he enters in the portal.

And so begins the story of a D.I.E