D.I.E: a Dremora in Equestria

by The Husky Lord

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Adventure, Crossover, Human, Dark, Comedy
Length: 4233

A TES crossover. A Dremora in Equestria.

A TES/Skyrim Crossover.Starts at the Conjuration ritual spell.
Dovahkiin, after slaying the world-eater Alduin, after stopping a civil war that no one gives a shit, after defeating the vampires that no one does something about it, after meeting a old, frail merchant who killed a dragon while he cowers, goes to the College of Winterhold to learn magic that he wants to get even if he never uses them. After killing the Dremora Valkynaz (So many times it's not funny) he gets the Sigil Stone and gives it to Phinis Gestor.
But what will happen to the Dremora? Lets call him (it) ???. What will Dagon do to him as punishment? Well I have no FUCKING CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(look at title)

Art by me. TES belongs to Besthda. Do I really need to you what MLP belongs to.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-31 23:41:38 UTC

A Rewarding Punishment

College of Winterhold balcony

“Your Sigil Stone, Lord Dagon is……….less than pleased at its loss.” said ???

“Good now then…………. FUS RO DAH!”Shouted the Dovahkiin, launching ??? out of the College balcony.

“Damn you I’ll send you to Oblivion when I…”CRASH! ???, before finishing his sentence, he hit the a boulder down at the Sea of Ghost, snapping his neck in two. He then vanishes to thin air nowhere to be seen.

“Hey Lydia I got this deadric sword just for you!”

“I am sworn to carry your burdens.”

“………………FUS..”

Oblivion

??? reappears in front of Mehrunes Dagon. “So, you’re the one that stole my Sigil Stone.” He said.

“Ye..yes, what is my punishment, my lord.”

“Punishment? You have no idea who you were fighting, do you”

“A mage, which I underestimated?”

“No it was Dovahkiin, you nearly slayed him, other dremora like you would have been easily killed by him.”

“So what do I get?”

“Hmmm……Ah, how about a quest that involves opening oblivion gates, and slaying three weak gods?”

“YES! Send me back to Nirn to bring me back the gates so you may have control of Tamriel and I slay three of the Divines!”

“No.”

“What!?!” ??? shouted.

“No, I won’t send you to Nirn, it is elsewhere. A place where it is not very…………comforting for any dremora”

“Very well, send me a Sigil Stone and I will be on my way.”

“Don’t you want to know what your target is, or where you’re going?”

“Where is it, then?”

“One of the planes, I have recently discovered, called Equestria.”

“Strange name, are the inhabitants all horses?”

“Close but no, there or there sentient beings but no horse, they’re ponies”

“Well then who are my targets?”

“As I`ve already said the three are all gods, or so they say. Two of those are ponies, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, and the other is an ex king, Discord. The king....is similar to one of the other daedric princes.”

“Similar to who.” Asked ???.

“Sheogorath, but not as evil, insane, or chaotic as he is.”

“Oh.” relieved ???.”Well then I shall depart to this “Equestria”.”

“Before you depart, there is one race you shall not slay, they are called changelings. If you spot them tell that you are friendly and wish to speak with Chrysalis.”

“How do they look like?” Questioned ???

“They look like a mixture of a pony Swiss cheese and a chorus hunter”

“I really don`t want to meet them.” Thought ???.

“I will open a temporary gate and give you what you need and grant you some of my powers.

‘Thank you, milord.”As like Dagon said he open an oblivion gate and gave ??? a daedric sword, great sword, dagger, bow and shield for weapons, 35 ultimate potions of each one, five sigil stones, and a sweetroll for equipment,( because Dovahkiin looted him before ??? disappeared.) and some of his powers, which is every spell known to Mer and Man. Just as ??? was at the end of the portal, Dagon kicked him into the realm in front of him.

“Now get the fuck out!” He shouted.

“Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu” was the last thing ??? said as he enters in the portal.

And so begins the story of a D.I.E

An Awaking Slumber

Canterlot Castle balcony

“What a beautiful night you`ve made Luna”

“It is unfortunate that nopony wants to see it, Celly.”

“Of course there is! Twilight and the rest of the mane six are watching it right now.”

“They are? Hmm maybe I can do something special.” As Luna’s horn glowed so did the sky. Seconds later the sky is covered with auroras and meteors.

“Wow that is special. Even i can`t pulled that off!” Celestia said with a little jealousy

“Really?” asked Luna cheerfulness covered her smile as she waited a response. But none came instead Celestia was looking concerned and worried as she was looking at the sky

“Oh no thought Luna I must of messed up. What will she do to me?” Thought Luna

“I...is something wrong sister?” She asked nervously

“I don’t know it’s just….just that something is coming, but I don’t know what.” said Celestia.”But back to your question, yes, even I can’t pull that off; you know I don’t have the power to control the moon and asteroids.”

“Hmm I may have made an asteroid head near the Everfree Forest.” Said Luna while looking at a meteor heading there, looking eager to go.

“It’s almost midnight, so I should get some rest you should wait for tomorrow to see it. I bet the girls are on their way there.”

“Awww oh okay Celly Good night.” Said Luna

Ponyville library

“Oh my, this is beautiful.”

“I always wonder how Luna got the asteroids.”

“Who cares about that Twi, just stop asking question for one second and just look?”

“Hey gals look ah tat one over there.” The five ponies (that everyone knows. If you have no clue, then why the hell are you here?) looked at what Applejack was saying.

“Strange this one is going the opposite way and it’s glo….oh no it’s heading at the Everfree Forest!”

“Hey we should all go there and see it!”

“Eeep!”

“Ah don’t know, Fluttershy doesn’t want to and ah don’t like the looks of tat place.”

Alright you and Fluttershy stay here, the rest of us let’s head where the meteor crashed

“AWWWW but we didn’t see the ending!”Exclaimed Pinkie Pie.

“Maybe another time, darling.” Said Rarity.

“Don’t you want to see the rock, Pinkie?”

“Okie dokie lokie!”

And so they headed off to the Everfree Forest as they searched for the meteor, but that was no meteor.

Everfree Forest crash site

As the meteor burn, so did the area around it, burning many plants and animals. A manticore was far and lucky enough to not suffer, it then head to the center of destruction. In the center was a glowing red rock with sparks going around it. The maticore (that was the most idiotic out of all of them) wanted a better look at the thing. As soon as it got close it soon broke apart and the manticore hid of fear. When it look back the rock was gone, a strange structure was in place.

“uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!” Then a creature came flying out of it hitting its back (and crotch) on a boulder. As soon as it got up the manticore got a detailed view of it. (Look at cover as soon as I get it on.) It was the scariest thing he saw, scarier than the yellow pony it saw with her manipulating eyes. The creature saw the manticore with its hallow eyes and took out a strange bow-like weapon.

“A challenger is near!” shouted the creature. The manticore knew it had no match, when it tried to flee, it found itself had its throat slit by an arrow. Blood gushed out of its neck as it fell to the ground defenseless. The creature came up to it, said “Lord Dagon will be very pleased at my success.”This scared the manticore, knowing it will die by this monstrosity. Before the closed its eyes the creature said, “Soon my lord, soon.”

A Unamed Chapter

“Ugh! The place is messing my mane. When do we get there?”

“Come on Rarity we're already here.”

“Rainbow is right we just a couple of......oh my Celestia what happened!”

In front of them was a lifeless, rotting manticore that had most of its body burnt, torn, or skinned off. Pinkie Pie's mane deflated as she turned grey when she saw the corpse.

“Darling, what is wro...”Rarity said, before seeing the manticore, and vomiting (all over it, and causing the other three to do so as well.”

“A...a me...meteor couldn't do thi...this. Wh....who could have done it?” Cried Twilight.

“After all I’ve seen, nothing is worse than this.” Rainbow commented.

“I didn`t even get to say hi.” Whimpered Pinkie. When they finally had the will to move they search for the murderer or anything related. Nothing they found nothing.

The only things they found were red glowing rocks and the destruction surrounding them.

“Let's just go home and tell Applejack and Fluttershy, but don't tell her about the manticore. I can't think what will happen if she knew.”

“Aren't you going to tell the princess?” Asked Rainbow.

“I can't afford spike to know what happened. I'll write a letter and send it by a mailmare tomorrow.” Said twilight. The four left the corpse and the meteor and then head back to Applejack and Fluttershy.

Ponyville outskirts

“Ah wonder wats taken em so long. Ah hope nothin bad is happinin ta them.” they're going to be fine. We'll just wait for them, if you don't mind. Said Fluttershy. Minutes later they soon see three figures comingout of the Everfree.

There yah are! Ah was startin to be worried.

“Applejack, Fluttershy something terrible happened at the meteor!” Twilight interrupted. She then explains just the meteor and the monster to Fluttershy and tells Applejack everything.

“Oh my, that is terrible.” said Fluttershy

“Did ya see tat monster tat, ya know?”

“No, that was just it, no trace of it.”

“Well I better head back to my cloudhouse.”  Said Rainbow, as she flew toward the sky.

“Alright everypony let’s go home, I’ll report this to the princess.”

Ponyville Library

AN: Just by writing this, I want to die. I hate this part soooooooooooo much. Well on the actual show, that is.

Dear, Princess Celestia

This is no letter about the magic of friendship. Instead I found something very important. One of the meteors that Luna made went the opposite direction from the rest, crashing onto the Everfree.

I went with Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Rarity to get there. Instead of seeing the meteor that crashed, we saw a pile of glowing red rock and a dead manticore. The manticore was….burnt and ripped, but it wasn’t the impact that did this, it was something that came from the rocks. I don’t know what it is, but I know that this thing is not friendly. Please come here as soon as you can.

Your faithful student,

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Please do not discuss the manticore with Fluttershy, we haven’t told her, nor do we attend to.

PSS: Rarity may have…… vomited on the manticore, don’t tell her about that.

Meanwhile

“Ugh! The place is messing my mane. When do we get there?”

“No, they shall be spared, for now. They shall witness their doom coming.” Said ???, as he sprinted away from the gate was now turned into rubble. As soon the coast was clear, he stopped and took a breath.

“Now then, where to find shelter. Hmmm. Maybe I could find those Changelings.” He heard groans and cries as he looked around. There were already some of the changelings around, like about 17.The were similar to what Dagon said, just a bit less deadly and fearsome. “Why are they all tired and hurt?”

He uses his magic that he knows (Healing hands) on the Changelings as much as he could Until he ran out of his magic reserve. Luckily, it was enough to heal all the changelings around the place. He tries to talk to one of them.

"You are better, now. Tell me where is your...Hey!" was all ??? said before the changeling ran off.

"Probably to warn their queen about me. Guess I should wait till it gets back." He sits down on a tree stump he chopped with his Daedric great sword and waited. Some of the changelings around him wake up.

“Wha....what happened?” One of them spoke.

"Your wounds are healed, do not worry about them." Replied ???. The changeling looked up and widens its eyes in fear and dread.

“What are you!?!” Shouted the changeling (enough that it made its voice crack), waking the others around ???.

“I am a Dremora Valkynaz, a Deadra from Lord Mehrunes Dagon’s plane of Oblivion.”??? said proudly, “He has sent me to speak to your queen and aid your people. But I have a question for you, why are you here and what happened?”

“Our kingdom was starving, for you see, we live on a wasteland. It wasn’t always like, that it used to be forested, just like this one here. Until the ponies invaded us, they thought of us like vermin, devolution of them. Killed nearly all of my kind, but not only that, they destroyed all of the land there.”??? just felt pity. The changeling knew it, but continued.”We tried to find a different food source, but failed. That is until, chrysalis stepped into the throne. She found the most flawless food source, the emotions of any creature.”??? Looked at him strangely, but didn’t ask.” She devised a plan that will feed us for years and to get revenge on the ponies. A minor alicorn, Cadence, was having a wedding with a unicorn, Shining Armor, he can make a shield that stopped anyone that isn’t a pony from entering, but had some gaps. We were to hide the princess and wait outside, while Chrysalis was to impersonate her and “convince” Shining Armor to break down the shield. It worked successfully, until a unicorn brought Cadence back. When Chrysalis saw her helping Shining Amor, she realized that there was a flaw. If a pony were to have their emotions taken they weakened, but if there was another pony to give that one some of its emotion they can now regain their strength. He remade the shield that made us fly away, and you already know the rest.”

“What is your name, changeling?" Asked ???.

"My name is Ghost. A warrior and one of the leaders of the Black Blades, ourkingdom's army."

"So wear is you armor, then?"

"I don't know, probably destroyed by tarmor."

??? hears whispers from the trees behind him. One is a male's voice and the other is a female's

"There it is, my he shield like what happened the others'queen."

"We should be discreet and try to rescue my subjects."

??? decided to have fun and trick them.He unequips his great swordand uses his magic. On his right hand, he casts a muffle spell, and on his right casts a invisbility spell. Both Ghost and theothers (except Chrysalis and the changeling next to her) were suprised that he mastered those spells.

"Where did it go?!?" Shouted Chysalis.

"Oh I don't know probably behind you." Wispered ??? onto Chysalis' left ear.

"Ahhhhh!" Sheyelped.

"Problem?"Asked a ??? in a troll-facish kind of way.

"You shall not touch my subje..."

"My queen no! He is only helpingus!" Interupted Ghost. She turns to face him and then back to ???.

"Is that so? Now tell me, why are you helping us?"

"My lord, Mehrunes Dagon has instructed me to assist your kind, and kill two pony princesses and one draconess king. Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and King Discord."

A Hateful Letter

“So, your here to kill three gods?” Questioned Chrysalis

“Yes.” ??? replied.

“But you can't! Killing an immortal is impossible!”Shouted Ghost

“Well, the only way to kill an immortal is by another.”

“You mean you’re a....”

“An immortal? Well of a sort. I can die, but my body dissolves and reforms at the nearest sigil stone, which renders me immortal.”

“What about your armor.”Asked Chrysalis

“It is binded to me, so when I dissolve, it does also, I can take it off though. That doesn't mean my weapons are binded to me.”

"What’s it made out of?"Asked Ghost

"It made out of 40 pounds of ebony (14ebony ingots, 3 leather pieces and 12 leather strips to make a set. To forge one, the smithy must be a daedra or have at least 4 hearts of a dremora to make them. Weapons need just strips and ebony."Explained ???.

“Can you help us with making them?”Asked Chrysalis.

“I suppose. Do you have any at your kingdom?”

"Hmm," Chrysalis looked at the color of the ebonyof ???, armor." This ebony looks like the rock on our kingdom." Take me there, and I shall make your army stronger than ever.

Very well then, but what is your name?

I already know yours, but Ihave no name Chyrsalis turns to all the changeling

My children this creature is going to aid us in remaking our army, and killthe two tyrrants princess Luna and Princess Celestia.

By the way where is your kingdom?

It'Not very far from here, just 5 miles north near apploosa.

Do you ever raid them?

Yes we only take food and occasionaly take apony that has a relationship with another.

Let us go then.

What shall I call you anyways?

Call me dremora or daedra.

Okay, Dremora. Thank you for all you've done to my children" Chysalis said as the blushed a little.

I live to serve Dagon. Said ??? plainly, as he and the changeling headed back to their kingdom.

Next day

“Okay Twilight! ....wait what was I suppose to do again?”

“Ugh Ditzy do I have to tell you again. I told you to send it the princess immediately and don't open it. It's only for the princess' eyes only.”

“Oh okay!” Said Ditzy as she hurried to (the opposite direction of) Canterlot.

“That’s the wrong way Ditzy!”

“Oh my bad!” She turned and headed to there.

“Now I see why everypony calls her Derpy." Said Twilight, not knowing who's behind her.

“Why did you write it and send it by mail instead of me doing it?”

“Ahhh!....I mean I had to do it overnight.”

“So why did you send it?”

“It had something you can't read….. in fact nopony can”

“Why am I even asking, I hate doing that." And with that Spike headed back to the library.

“Sigh…..better stay with Spike in case Celestia uses him as mail." Twilight said as she followed Spike.

An hour later. Canterlot castle, throne room.

“Hey you halt!" A unicorn guard shouted at a familiar mare.

“But I have a letter from Twilight for the princess!”

“Guardspony! Enough! Let her pass.”

“Yes your highness." The guard lowered his weapon."Alright you may pass but watch your tongue, mare." He lets Ditzy through and she flew to the princess. (And crashed in front of her) "So you have a letter from Twilight correct?"

“Yep! It's........here.........somewhere......ah here it is!” She hooves (hands) the letter to Celestia. She takes it and opens the letter with her magic.

“Hmm......oh my. Thank you for taking this to me. You may return to your duties

Ditzy.”

“Thank you, your highness.” She leaves the castle and back to Ponyville. (Again opposite direction)

“Guard! Report to the castle immediately!” Shouted Celestia using her royal canterlot voice.

“Celly what’s going on?” Asked Luna as she came from her personal quarters. Celestia sighed and turned to her.

“It's about the meteor that crashed onto the Everfree. Don't blame yourself, it wasn’t an asteroid, it was……..something else." She turns back to the guards. “Guards you shall investigate the area and you shall find this creature. Should you ever see this creature, don't hesitate to kill it. It may have killed a manticore but it will never kill a guard. You two, Steel Glider and Sword Blaze bring me a chariot! Gold Hoard! Bring me a pen and letter!”

“Yes your highness!” The three went off to do her requests.

“Shining Armor, I need you to accompany me to Ponyville.”

“What about me?” Asked Luna.

“You need to stay here. I can’t afford to lose both of you if the creature shows up.”

“Okay.” She sighed.

“Here are the items you requested, milady.” The servant said, giving Celestia the items.

“Thank you.”

“The carriage is ready to go princess.”

“Wait here till I’m finished writing”

She walked on the table next to her throne and started writing.

My faithful student, Twilight

I have read your letter you’ve sent, and i am utterly shocked of what happened. Not even a platoon of guard can fell a manticore. I am sending

a quarter of the guard to Ponyville, along with me and your brother. I hope that this threat is taken care of, and you can continue with your studies of friendship.

Your teacher,

PrincessCelestia

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A New Arrival

Yay got my satilitte fixed now here is the chapter New Arrival

Changeling homeland

“We’re here” chysalis said.??? Jumped off of the changeling he was riding from(because he just wanted to)and look around the place. There were very few building probably because what happened. In the center of the hovels, there was a large castle with a spire on each end. It kinda felt like Morrowind, just without the volcano burning everything.

He turns to Chrysalis.“So where are the ebony veins you said”

“Oh you’re on it.”

“What?!?!”

“There all over this place. Remember what Ghost said, that the ponies did something to make this land barren? Well, they casted spells on most of this land to turn into the metal you call ebony, or that it looks similar.”

“You know this may be a perfect place to activate one of my sigil stones.”

“Wait what!?!?” Before Chrysalis or the changelings could react, ??? grabed one of his (balls) sigil stones and slammed it to the ground. When the stone hit the floor, it breaks open and rocks came out of it and formed the symbol of oblivion. Where the changeling felt dread and despair, ??? felt pride and determination. From the gate came out 14 dremora valknas. They all look similar, but have very noticible differences in color and texture.( I'll make a picture to clarify)

"Where are you from, brothers?"

"We are all followers of the daedric lords. Boethia, Molag Bal, Mephala, Veromia, Namira

Clavicus Vile, Malocath, Hercine, Heremeos Mora, Sangiune, Nocternal, Azura, Pyrite, Meridia have seen Dagon's discovery and your actions. As a result, they assisted him by sending their best to you." One of them explained

Each of those dremora had their own armor color and texture, but had the similar shape to ???.

“The there are more of you?!?!” Shouted Chrysalis. Taking her words as  hostile, they raised their weapons. One of them had already had a bow readied. When ??? realized what was happening, he jumped in front of Chrysalis and took the arrow...............in the knee. When he hit the floor he did the Peter Griffon.

"Sssss. ahhhhhhh.. Sssss ahhhhh. Sssss. ahhhhhh. Sssss. ahhhhh." When he got up one of the dremora spoke.

"Why did you protect that......creature."

"Hey, don't you dare call our queen a creature!" Ghost shouted.

"Calm down Ghost," he turns to thedremoras, "I protected her because Dagon instructed me to so."

"I am sorry we did not know that, our lords only told us only to  assist you."

"So what how many lords are there?" Asked Chrysalis.

There are fifteen, but technically there's sixteen due to one one of them transforming into another.

Who are these lords and what their purpose are.

"I already told you their names, but not their powers." One of them stated, “I am a librarian from Heromaus Mora, daedric prince of knowledge.”

”I am a follower of Molag Bal, lord of rape and slavery.”

“A warrior of Malacath  prince of oaths and curses.”

“I am a hunter from Hercine, daedric lord of the hunt.”

“Champion of Boethia, mistress of deceit and treason.”

“Hero of Meridia, daedric mistress of cleanse and light

“Nightangale of Nocturnal, the lady of night and shadow”

“An afflicted of Pyrite, prince of pestilence and diseases”

“A cannibal of Namira, lady of decay and ancient darkness”

“One of the Golden Saints from once was Jyggalag, lord of order and logic, now Sheograth, daedric prince of madness and chaos”.

“A savior of the dunmer and loyal to Azura, Daedric mistress of Dusk and dawn.”

“A liar from Mephala, mistress of deceit and treachery”

“A trader of Clavicuis Vile,prince of power and wishes.”

“And a Monster of Vearmina, mistress of dreams and nightmares”

AN:From now on the dremoras will be called by their position

The savior held a stone carving and gave it to ???.”Here, Dagon told me to give you this, your eyes only.??? read it, the carving was in the oblivion language so no one from this realm can read it. It said:

You shall prepare the changelings to fight the ponies. Also, I found out that there is more sentient races. The Diamond Dogs, Griffons, and Zebras may help you destroy the ponies, any other race that you might encounter, kill them. You will also receive fourteen dremoras from every lord, and many lesser ones when you activat the rest of the Sigil Stones. Remember your task first Discord then the princesses.

Mehrunes Dagon

PS: I forgot your name

“What does it say.” Asked Ghost.

“It’s time to prepare for war, Chrysalis, order your subjects to mine the ore veins.”

“Alright,”she turns to the crowed(that the dremoras didn’t notice)”Children, I require every able body to assist the mining of the black rock. It is now time for revenge!”Cheers and roars were heard everywhere, as most of them start mining the veins.(A.K.A. hitting the rocks like in Minecraft)

“Almost, Lord Dagon. Almost.”