THE BLITZ OF LOVE

Today you and Aj are buying a suit and a dress for the upcoming wedding and you are a little well just nervous because of the shit that will probably happen and can't think of bad things. What might happen can be catastrophic.

"Oh darrling this dress looks beautiful on you"rarity says walking around Aj.

"Wow rarity it looks great but can you take away the jewels I just want a regular dress" Aj says.

"Well darling it is your speci-"rarity didn't get to finish as she hears a a big snore from behind Aj.

As Aj turns around she sees you sleeping almost passed out on the couch with her stetson on your face to block out the light. As she sees you she gives a small giggle and gets back to what she is doing.

"Woow he passed out from bordem" Aj says with a grin. "I might join him later when it is over".

"Well Aj you sure no how to pick them"

"I heard that"

"What how did he do that"

"Well in school I could keep a conversation when I am asleep" you say still asleep and giving a big snore"and Aj you speack when you sleep it is quite cute".

"Thanks I know I am"Aj says as she pecks you on the cheek.

As they got back to work it took like about 2 more hours to finish and you wook up right as it finished.

"Oh my celestia this is not my wife she was replaced with a angle" you say the corny complement in the whole world.

"Really thats sweet"she says kissing you.

"Hey Aj I am going to get paradox and soarin probably big Mac to if he wants" you say giving a smile.

"OK be back soon " she says.

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"So guys how about get some drinks" soar in says while whoove pumping in the air.

"Yo sorry Soarin but I really don't drink I just don't want to get drunk anymore you already know from me getting the black eye" you say and he nodes"ya and big Mac I got in a bar fight stopped drinking after that never making that mistack again".

"Really a bar fight how many points"he says.

"About 5 stallions they all got 2 broken ribs and cracked jaws"you say rubbing the back of your neck.

"And only a black eye wow impressed" paradox says "and when did you learn how to fight".

"I don't want to talk about this"you say.

"Yo blitz can you tell me something?" Soar in asked.

"Sure what is it"

"What happened between you and spitfire?"he asked and other was a long silence.

"She cheated on me and she tried to get back but I was heart broken I didn't want to talk to any pony after that then that led to the bar fight" you explain.

"Wait you went out with spitefire" big Mac said.

"Ya and no more talking about her" you say.

"OK so why don't we go do something like go camping that will be cool"paradox says. "We have a forest hear we are all brave strong and we can do anything just no girls".

"Ya dude camping trip wait we need two more people before we go" you say" oh and we need to tell everypony  before we go"

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"OK we got every thing spike"you say.

"Ya I think so let's go"he says.

"OK caremel you got all the food"

"Ya we got food let's go already I am really getting bored" he says trying to sit in the chair but slipped and fell on the back of his head"aaaahh god that fucking hurt"

"Well we just have to slip out door hay you might be good at to things"soar in says as we all laugh walking out the door.

"OK guys to the everfree forest"you say.

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At the clearing at the every free forest you and the gang get all set up and are all getting ready to tell one of those  all pea your self scary movies that you can't tell because there are girls around(exepte raindow dash because she is one of those mares)and can't get through the story.

"OK guys who is going first except paradox because he is the god of chaos( if you guys didn't read the last chapter you will be lost) OK who is going first" you say.

"I would let's get started it was a cold night in a mansion at the edge of a hill in appleousa there was five friends that were getting Bord and disieded to go and explore the mansion. As they entered they were scared as they entered by a scream of a girl and take long the boy in the middle 'please help he is coming he is coming for me please help' the girl said as she still shaking ' OK who is coming after you-'he wasn't able to finish as he looked behind her to see a tall skinny pony taller than celestia with no eyes and no mouth just nothing as they stared at there vision started going blurry and one buy one they all fell down before the two of them passed out they ran out of the mansion into the woods but as they entered he right behind them.

"Aaaaahhhhh" you scream and everyone except soarin scream in fear and spike ya he fainnted from fright.

"Woow that was awesome hey soar in I think we killed spike" as you laugh. And fall on the floor holding your gut with soar in.

"OK guy no more scary story's we agent a little over bored let's go to bed" you say while putting spike in his sleeping bag.