My friends and I all collaborate on an absolutely retarded book series known as "Boggle." My friend (Daniel, a Ponyist/Clopper) encouraged me to write a fanfiction of MLP:FiM with all the knowledge I have of the show, which isn't much. This chapter will be added to "Boggle." Now, I am not an anti-Brony and I will not deny that the ponies are cute. I'm simply not a fan and I believe that Pinkie Pie is annoying, along with Daniel. Sorry about the inside jokes you won't understand, this is, after all, a story for my friends mostly. I wanted to post it here to see what people think of it. Daniel seemed to like it. Also, If I wasn't too lazy I would actually make an attempt to type this properly. Ex: Making a new paragraph for dialogue.