Sombra Raisingby Smexy SombraChaptersChapter 2: A few D'aws and a problem.Chapter 3: Shenanigans and Feeding time! Chapter 4: A little craziness..... Okay a lot.Chapter 5: Why me?Chapter 1: Da Fuq?Chapter 2: A few D'aws and a problem.Sombra Raising. Chapter 2: A few D'aws and a problem. “What. The. Fuck.” Jed said staring at the pony. He tilted his head at the pony in his hands and saw that it was shivering and had curled up it’s small legs. It let out a small sniffle and it’s lips began to tremble as it looked around in a small panic. DJ and Jed just looked to each other before the pony in Jed’s hands let out a whimper and a few tears began to fall from it’s eyes. “Uh oh... I think we scared it pretty bad.” DJ said backing up a little. Jed just nodded and looked around. He sighed and walked over to the couch before sitting down and putting the little foal on his lap. “There we go. DJ, go grab me a cup of milk.” Jed said as he firmly held onto the small foal fidgeting in his hands. DJ just gave him a ‘Are you high?’ stare. “Just do it.” DJ just shook his head and left into the kitchen while Jed used one hand to take the over sized attire off the small pony. He took the over sized crown off first and then the cape, all the while the small little guy fidgeted the whole time. DJ came back with a small cup of milk and handed it to Jed. “I don’t know what you need milk for but here you go.” He said. “Great. Now hand me the rest of those cookies.” He said using his free hand to point to the remaining cookies on the floor. DJ just sighed and walked over to get the cookies while Jed was attempting to calm the small infant struggling in his grasp. DJ walked over and put the remaining cookies next to Jed before crouching down to look at the little guy. “What is it?” DJ said inspecting the small creature. Jed just shrugged and looked down to the small pony. “No clue. But I hope this works.” He muttered and slowly brought the glass to the small pony who just continued to fidget. As he stopped the glass in front of the pony, it stopped moving and looked at it. It’s vision went from the glass to Jed. “Go on. Drink!” He encouraged. The small pony just sniffed the glass for a second before using it’s hoofs to tip the glass and take a small sip from the glass. It just smacked it’s lips before going back and greedily gulping down the drink. 'Thank you mom for your tips on wild animals.' Jed thought as he watched the pony drink. “Woah woah! Slow down little guy!.. Girl... Thing?” Jed said questioningly. He looked to DJ and sighed. “DJ? I need you to-” “Oh hell no! I am not looking to see if it’s a boy or girl! Or possibly both!! I just want to know what this little thing is!” He said holding up his hands. “Oh come on. It’s not like it’s any different than looking at a puppy.” Jed said rolling his eyes. DJ just groaned and nodded. Jed took the glass from the little pony who just whined in protest and placed it on the ground next to his feet. Then he gently lifted so that the thing was eye level with him. They just stared at each other while Jed said. “Okay dude. Now look.” DJ just nodded and look behind the small pony. He just sighed and moved the tail out of the way and almost immediately back pedaled. “He is a boy.” He said looking a bit disgusted. Jed nodded and lowered the small pony before grabbing a cookie and holding it out for the little guy. The small pony again sniffed the cooke before using his hooves and latching onto Jed’s hand before pulling it closer so he could nibble on the oreo. Jed just chuckled and looked to DJ. “You know.... If this little bugger hadn’t tried to recreate the movie Aliens using my face, I might have just d’aw at this little bugger.” Jed said as the pony finished the cookie. Jed grabbed the cup again and let him sip from it. After he took a few gulps the little pony let out a small yawn with his voice slightly cracking as he did so. Jed and DJ just looked to each other and smiled. “You know.... If this little guy doesn’t try and kill us later... Want to keep him?” “I don’t know... What if he is a alien or something?” DJ said scratching his chin. Jed just chuckled and looked to the small pile of accessories next to him. He grabbed the crown while the small foal just laid his head sleepily down onto Jed’s hand and slowly let his eyes close. “Maybe this crown or the cape has a name on it or some clue of where he is from.” Jed said as he looked at the crown. He tilted and turned the crown only to sigh until he saw a small name engraved in the back of the crown. “Sombra.... Is that your name little guy? Is it Sombra?” Jed said playfully and giving ‘Sombra’ a gently shake. The pony just looked up and smiled before lazily nodding and laying his head back down. Jed just blinked and looked to DJ who shared a similar confusion. “I think Sombra just said yes.” “No shit Sherlock.” DJ said chucking. “Fuck you Watson.” Jed retorted before they both laughed. Jed looked back down at Sombra and smiling a little bit more. “Okay that’s it. I am keeping this little guy.” “Hey what about me?” DJ said playfully. “You want to take care of him?” Jed said giving him a honest look. DJ was about to say something then just shook his head. “Naw. I got two dogs back at my house. I don’t need a small pony ending up as their chew toy.” DJ said chuckling. Before they could continue talking, the door in the room past the kitchen began to jiggle as someone opened it. Jed and DJ began to freak out as they didn’t know how Jed’s parents would react to seeing them with an unknown creature. So as the door opened and closed, Jed did the only thing he could think of at that moment. “DJ grab your remote and hide that trap!!” DJ nodded and did as he was told while Jed began to finish up his plan. DJ grabbed his remote and sat on the couch as Jed’s mother began to walk in. DJ looked around for Sombra and looked to Jed. “Where is he?!” He asked frantically. Jed just pointed down and when DJ looked. He saw a lump in Jed’s hoodie pocket. DJ blinked and looked to Jed with a ‘Are you fucking serious?’ face. He didn’t have time to respond as Jed’s mom entered the room wearing her work clothes from the Vet. “Hello honey! How was school?” She said walking across the room to a stair going up. “Fine! Just fine. We got let out early.” Jed said smiling as he hunched over a bit trying to hide the bulge in his hoodie. His mother just looked at him weird and then smiled. “Well that’s nice! Hope you used your time productively!” She said walking upstairs. “Does sitting on my ass with DJ playing video games and eating junk food count?” Jed asked smiling. His mother just laughed and went up the stairs. Jed watched as his mom walked upstairs and then sighed before leaning back onto the couch and looking to DJ. “We might need a place to hide him. And I know the perfect place.” Jed said with a evil grin. 2 minutes later they were in the catastrophic mess that was...... Jed’s room. Author's Note Hey everyone! To be honest guys I was not expecting this story to take off so well! Although it is a 'Pony on earth' 'Human raises a pony!' story. So.... Yeah. Thanks for the support and I will update as often as I can! Chapter 3: Shenanigans and Feeding time! Chapter 3: Shenanigans and Feeding time! Sombra Raising Chapter 3: Shenanigans and Feeding “Okay. So I will keep him here and you will come over as often as you can to babysit with me? That might work. Best part is my mom is almost never home and my dad is away on a business trip.” Jed said as he placed the sleeping Sombra on his pillow. “Yeah sounds good.” DJ said as he looked around Jed’s ‘ground zero’ of a room. “And now that we have that accomplished what are you going to do to keep him fed and make sure he uses the bathroom?” “Um.... Well. I guess I could teach him how to use the toilet..... And I could sneak food to him throughout the day. The problem is when I am at school.” Jed said lightly petting Sombra’s mane. “Hey feel this little guy! he is so freaking soft!” DJ gets up from his spot on Jed’s chair and comes and pets Sombra’s mane. “Holy crap you’re right dude!” DJ exclaims as he continues petting his mane. “You know I also got to ask.” DJ points to Sombra’s horn, “Is this guy a unicorn and if he is how are we going to teach him it?” “Teach him what? It’s not like he can use magic or anything.” Jed snorted while trying to stifle a chuckle. “That is ridiculous dude! Pfft... heh heh... Magic.” As if god is attempting to smite Jed, Sombra does a adorable sneeze then suddenly a bolt of magic comes from his horn and burns part of his jacket off. “You were saying...?” DJ says with a victory grin on his face. “Well for one that was a little warmer than I like. And two.... Shut up.” Jed said giving DJ a two second glare before looking back to Sombra who was just snoring. “Well.... We have one thing to plan for now.” “And what's that?” DJ asks still sporting his victory grin. “To.... Help him use magic.” Jed grumbled. “Hope you get blasted when you help teach him.” This time the gods back Jed up as Sombra sneezes again and lets loose another bolt, this time it ricochets off a conveniently placed mirror and hits DJ in his nethers. “AHHH MY D!” Jed just snickers before laughing out loud and gently patting Sombra on the head. “Good boy! Very nice shot!” After about 30 seconds of withering in pain on the floor, DJ manages to pull himself up. “NNRRGGHH lucky shot Sombra.” Sombra just continues to lie there and sleep. “Lucky shot my white chocolate ass. That was karma, bitch!” Jed said poking DJ in the shoulder. “I ever tell you how much karma's a bitch?” DJ asks sarcastically while continuing to hold his junk. “Yeah she just left me a message saying ‘I’m a bitch, bitch!’.“ Jed says with a shit eating grin. “Oh go to hell Jed.” Dj says in a playful tone. “Well at least my nuts don’t hurt no more.” As if karma is not done with him, he step on some sort of petal and that launches a Styrofoam rocket at his nuts. “FFFFFFFUUUU...” screams DJ as he falls to the floor again holding his nuts. “Pffffft... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!” Jed laughed merrily as he fell on the bed and launching Sombra onto his stomach. He gets the wind knocked out of him, but doesn’t stop laughing. “Oh god! That was priceless!” “Fuck...you...karma!” DJ wheezed as his nuts felt like Grifs after Tex beats them senseless in Season 8 of Red Vs. Blue. “Oh god stop making me laugh!” Jed gasped out. He settled down a bit and sat up before picking Sombra up and putting him back on the pillow. “This is why I never let anyone in my room.” “Yeah I see why, its a deathtrap for other peoples groins.” Dj said with a deadpanned tone. “Yeah.... Kinda is.” Jed says before going to his closet and pulling out a snow shovel. “Shall I clear a path?” “No I would like you to hit me with it in the head.” DJ said as he had on the perfect ‘You-Don’t-Say’ face. “Okay.” Jed says lightly smacking DJ on the head with the shovel before pulling a fairly large box out of his closet as well and placing it out of eyesight from DJ. “What’s in the box Jed?” DJ asks, trying to look over Jed’s shoulder but failing miserably. “Nothing. I just scoop everything up and pour it into this box before shoving it back into the recesses of my closet.” Jed said plainly before beginning to do exactly as he said. In about ten seconds flat the entire room is cleaned. “Wow not bad.” DJ looks back at the bed and finds the baby unicorn is awake. “Oh hey Jed, Sombras’ awake. And he looks hungry.” “O Really?” Jed said looking out of his closet. He walks out and closes it before walking over to the bed and petting Sombra’s head. “Hey I will keep him from getting out. Can you go grab some carrots or celery? You know... Some veggies. He is a pony after all. Can’t just feed him cookies and milk.” Jed said snickering. “Yeah ok.” DJ heads out the room and heads into the kitchen and opens the fridge. “Hey Jed! Which drawer do you keep your veggies in?” DJ asks, yelling from the kitchen. “Should be right under the juices and milk!” He yelled from the room. “Also please hurry! He is chewing on my fingers!” “I don’t see...oh wait...wait...I found them!” DJ yelled as he walks back into the room with a few carrot and celery sticks. “Here you go.” DJ hands Jed the plate. “Um dude...” Jed deadpans and he looks to the pony currently chewing on his fingers. “I can’t take the plate.” DJ facepalms at his own stupidity. “Sorry, sorry.” He sits on the bed close to Sombra and holds out a carrot stick. “Here you go little guy.” Sombra stops chewing on Jed’s fingers and looks at the carrot. Then he wraps his hooves around it and starts nibbling on it. “Ow....” Jed said looking to his slightly mauled hand. “At least we can tell when he is hungry now.” “Yeah no kidding.” As fast as he got the carrot Sombra down another one and then he starts eating the celery. “Dang look at the kid go! He can really eat!” DJ said with a look of surprise. “Not even I can eat that fast when I’m hungry!” “Yeah no kidding. Little guy must have been starved.” Jed said gently scratching Sombra’s head as he ate. “Hey you watch him. I am going to go get a pop for myself. You want one?” “Yeah sure.” DJ said he he scratched behind Sombra’s ear. “Want do you want?” Jed asks. “Whatever you got is fine.” DJ replies continuing to scratch behind Sombra’s ear. “Right... If he starts to chew on your fingers tell me and I will get more carrots.” Jed said walking out of his room and into the kitchen again. He grabbed four sodas of Coke and Dr.Pepper. Then he grabbed a bag of Nacho Doritos before heading back and closing his door. “Alright. Take your pick.” DJ grabs a can of Coke and Dr. Pepper and a handful of Doritos. “Thanks Jed. “Yeah no problem.” Jed says sitting on the bed on the opposite side of Sombra, who was still munching on the celery. Well... What was left of it anyway. “Hmmmm.... Hey DJ. I know that this is kinda irresponsible... But should we let him have some soda?” “Hmmm...Sure why not what can possibly go wrong?” DJ says sporting a smile. “Yeah good point.” Jed said opening his Cola and hold it out for Sombra. “Here you go little guy. Go on! Take a sip!” Sombra just sniffs it for a second before slowly using his hooves to help tip the can. He sips as the soda comes out and takes a small drink before smacking his lips. Jed just looks to DJ, who just shrugs in response, and then he looks back down to Sombra. “Huh.... Thought it might have more of a ef-” Before Jed could finish his sentence Sombra jumped up and latched onto his face like the first time Jed saw him. “AAAAUGH!! MY FACE!” DJ just sits there and starts laughing. “Pffft....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA karma’s a bitch isn’t she!” DJ says laughing his ass off. “Oh fuck you.” Jed said flipping him off. Unfortunately he ended up flipping the wall off, due to a pony attached to his face. He just sighed and grabbed Sombra before pulling him off. As soon as he did, he saw the damage the drink had done to the poor pony. He was smiling like he was crazy, his whole body was twitching spasticaly, and his eyes were as if he had a light shined in his eyes. “Damn..... This is what happens when you drink soda for the first time?” Jed said looking at Sombra. “I hope he doesn’t mind the god awful caffeine/sugar crash he is gonna have later.” Sombra then bites one of Jed’s fingers. “MOTHER FU.....” Jed winces and bites his lip to not scream out in pain. “Son of a bitch... That hurts.” Jed ends up dropping him, allowing Sombra to use his magic to teleport out of the room and somewhere else in the house. “Oh shit!” DJ says with a look of shock. “Oh come on! I drink soda and I get hyper. He drinks soda and somehow gains more magic using knowledge!? So unfair!” Jed yells running out the room with DJ. Author's Note Hope you enjoyed the chapter! Chapter 4: A little craziness..... Okay a lot.Sombra Raising Chapter 4 Jed ran out of the room trying his best not to slide around or fall on his face as he raced across the wood flooring in his socks. Unfortunately... That is also why he crashed head first into the wall. He went limp for a moment before standing up groaning. “Ooooooowww...” He whined standing up before leaning against the wall. "Normally I would laugh at that but since we have a hyperactive unicorn in the house I'll cut you some slack." DJ said with a serious look on his face. They continued to look around everywhere he could be. Upstairs, downstairs, in the basement, in the attic, and the garage. After about 20 minutes of continuous searching DJ finally spotted something. "LOOK OVER THERE!" DJ shouted while pointing to the kitchen. “Huh! Wha?” Jed said looking to the kitchen. “Five bucks says he is looking for the Oreos.” “Five bucks says hes holding knives in his magic.” DJ said while he’s hoping he’s wrong. “Ten bucks on both?” Jed said looking to DJ. “Yeah I can deal with that.” DJ says while shaking Jed’s hand. “Alright..... On three?” Jed said walking over and standing on the left side of the doorway. “Ok three....two....one...GO!” DJ shouted as he and Jed charged into the kitchen. As they entered the kitchen.... Well let’s just say they were right.. .And he was crawling on the ceiling while doing so. Jed just lifted his glasses and rubbed his eyes while DJ facepalmed. “I am too tired for this shit.” He said. “Okay... I have two ideas. One: We somehow get him down while avoiding the knifes and holding him in place while the sugar and caffeine wears off.... Or two: I can do what my mom does to me when I get in trouble.” “Uhhh can I hear what your mom does to you before I make my choice?” DJ asked with a worried expression. Before Jed could answer a knife was flung into the wall in between them. “Yeeeeeah.... I don’t think we have time.” Jed said tapping the blade with his finger. “Agreed lets just get a plastic container and pray for the best.” DJ says while looking at the knife with a ‘OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO DIE!’ look, Jed shared a similar expression as well.. “How about we just go with this....” Jed grabbed the knife and grunted while he pulled it out and set it on the counter. “.. Okay... I am gonna start to do something... And I need you to NOT bitch out and run kay?” He said half jokingly. “If we didn’t have a sugar high unicorn running on the ceiling I would..... Sit here and take the verbal assault.” DJ said with a deadpanned look. “Right... Time for all those ‘talks’ mom told me about parenthood to pay off.” Jed mumbled before walking, shakily, closer to Sombra. He stood and yelled. “Sombra! Get your little rump down here and stop playing with those knives!!” Sombra simply stopped and stared at Jed. “Is it working?” Jed asked not taking his eyes off Sombra. Sombra continues to stare at Jed for a few more uncomfortable seconds before he turns off his magic and jumps into Jed’s arms with a small pack of Oreos in this mouth. “Wow I can’t believe that worked!” DJ said with a surprised look on his face. That’s when the knives all fell down making both of them jump. “Jesus!” Jed yelled out clutching Sombra, who was just munching on a Oreo. “Man that was too close.” DJ said as he looks to his right and sees a big kitchen knife impaled right next to his right arm. “Yeah way to close.” He says breathing a sigh of relief as he moves his arm away from the deadly object. “Should I scold him?” Jed said glaring slightly at the pony in his arms. “Nah because it really wasn’t his fault that he acted that way.” DJ says. “And when did you become the caring and loving father?” Jed said snickering. “I have a little brother that I look after cause my parents are always busy.” DJ says with a smirk. “Any more questions smartass?” He says with a shit eating grin. Instead of Jed asking one, Sombra actually raised his little hoof with a Oreo still stuck in his mouth. Both Jed and DJ just looked to each other before back to Sombra. “Uhhhh why is he pointing atat the ceiling?” DJ asks as he takes cover under the counter fearing the Sombra is going to use his magic to literally bring the house down. “Has... I question? I think.” Jed said looking to Sombra. “Is that it?” Sombra just nodded before lowering his hoof and nibbling on the cookie some more. “Well what is it Sombra?” DJ asks expecting the worst to happen. Sombra just finished the cookie before looking to DJ and.. Well more like babbled. “Mmlpgh...” “Well said!” Jed stated smiling. DJ just looks at them confused, “What? What did he say?” Jed just shrugged and looked to Sombra. “I am guessing on either sorry or who the hell is he?” Jed said pointing to himself. “Makes sense.” DJ said with a nonchalant shrug. He then looks at the time. “Oh crap I got to head home! I promised my mom I’d be home before eight!” He grabs his backpack from the living room and throws it on. “Ok I’ll see you and Sombra tomorrow. Later Jed, Later Sombra!” He yells as he runs out the door. “Oh wha!” Jed says as he watches DJ run out the door. “Great.... Left alone with a unicorn eating Oreos.... Best. Day .Ever.” He said with a bit of sarcasm at the end. “Well.... DJ is gone. Mom’s asleep.....” He grins a somewhat crazed smile before looking back down to Sombra. “Hey Sombra? Want to see videogames?” Just right down the street DJ suddenly shudders. “I have a feeling something isn’t going to go right.” He says with a worried look as he continues towards his house. Author's Note A little short.... But I think it gets the point across. ^_^ Chapter 5: Why me?Sombra raising Chapter 5 (Jed’s P.O.V.) “WHAT THE HELL SOMBRA!?” I yelled as he ran down a dirt road with Sombra in my arms giggling like crazy. “WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?” I looked behind himself to see a large reptile like creature clad in armor and holding a dual bladed sword of pure energy over it’s head. “This is gonna hurt!” I said clenching my eyes shut until I heard something go ‘BLAM’. I opened one eye to see blood splattered all over the place, purple blood to be more specific, and a grinning Sombra with a shotgun in his magic. “How did this happen?” I groaned (5 minutes earlier) “Okay Sombra! I am going to show you the wonders of video games!” I said as I pulled out a game case. It was a simple copy of a pleasant game known as HALO 3. I had done nothing more than picked up and game remote, put the game into my Xbox, and sat down with Sombra, whom was staring in fascination at the T.V.. After about a minute the game started up and I clicked on the campaign. Another minute later and the game finally started. I picked up the remote and put it in front of Sombra who just looked and poked at it quizzically. I just chuckled before grabbing the remote and picking Sombra up. I placed Sombra in my lap and held the remote in his view. “Okay Sombra. Watch alright?” I said looking down at him. He just nodded and stared at the remote. I let out another chuckled before beginning the game. I was plowing through the monsters and such as I finally go to the level with that monster of a vehicle, you know the one with all the turrets and such, and I was about half way through the level when I shot a alien in the face with the sniper rifle and Sombra burst into giggles and laughter. I paused the game and smiled as I looked down at Sombra. He was still giggling, but he decided he wanted to try this game out and was pawing (Hoofing?) at my hands that held the remote. “Oh so you want to try now huh?” I said to the little pony on my legs. He just smiled and nodded at me. I just chuckled and let go of the remote so he could have his fun. He struggled with the remote for a moment until he gave an angry huff and shot it with a beam of magic. Nothing happened for a second until it started to glow purple and float it the air by itself. I looked at it for a second till the game began to start and master chief became a LOT more brutal. I mean he wasn’t supposed to do half the stuff I saw in the game. He was running around with some combat knife stabbing aliens, picking up the shotgun and blasting the poor buggers to hell, and finally running everything over with a warthog, all with such graphic detail too... Tad bit of overkill right there. I was in total awe at what I was seeing. “Sombra... How in the hell are you doing that?” I asked as I attempted to grab the remote from Sombra’s magic. WORST. IDEA. EVER..... Of all time. As I grabbed the remote, the glow around it moved to my hand. Then to my arm. And then encompassed the rest of my body all in a matter of 30 seconds. Before I knew what was going on, Sombra jumping into my lap and glowed as well before I felt wind rush by me and was thrown to the ground. “Ow...” I said as I got up and dusted my clothes off before looking around. I was in somesort of desert with tons of moutains. Did I mention the plasma balls hurdling past my head? No? Well they were. “AAAAAH! SOMBRA GET OVER HERE!” Poor Sombra, he was in his own little words. He was bouncing around the aliens feet and avoiding the plasma bursts and swings of energy swords as the elites got more and more angry at him. I freaked out a bit before running over to the elite and well.... I kicked him in the balls. The elite let out a grunt of pain before clutching his you-know-what while I picked up Sombra and ran away. “WHAT THE HELL SOMBRA!?” I yelled as he ran down a dirt road with Sombra in my arms giggling like crazy. “WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?” I looked behind himself to see a large reptile like creature clad in armor and holding a dual bladed sword of pure energy over it’s head. “This is gonna hurt!” I said clenching my eyes shut until I heard something go ‘BLAM’. I opened one eye to see blood splattered all over the place, purple blood to be more specific, and a grinning Sombra with a shotgun in his magic. “How did this happen?” I groaned as I thought for a moment and looked down at Sombra with a bit of a glare. “Oh yeah... You, ya little monster.” He saw my frown and immediately dropped the gun in his magic while slightly receding. He fidgeted in my grip for a moment before he realized he wasn’t going anywhere. I sighed and patted his ethereal mane a bit before looking around. “Okay S. Can you get us outta here?” I asked Sombra. His little ears perked up and he nodded rapidly before his horn glowed again and before I knew it, I was on the living room floor, opening my eyes and lifting up my head like I had just woken up from a long nap. Sombra was simply curled up on my chest snoozing like nothing had just happened. I shook my head a bit to wake myself up before I lifted Sombra off of me. I looked around and saw my clock that I put next to my Xbox. “11: 35? Fuck, how long was I out?” I mumbled as I picked Sombra back up and stumbled around the house a bit before I went into my, now clean, room. As I walked in, not really caring about anything at that moment, I tossed off my beanie and threw off my hoodie before flopping onto my bed and flipping onto my back so that Sombra would have a place to sleep, it being a small bed. As I began to go to sleep, I thought of one thing that made me visibly shudder. ‘If he is this much trouble as a child... Oh god what about the teen years!?’ And with that I passed out and had quite a terrifying dream that night. Author's Note I'm thinking of doing a small timeskip everyone. Just like a few years or so, so that Sombra can talk 'n such. Develop feelings and all that. Also not gonna spoil anything but lets just say that the Princesses may or may not get involved here soon. Chapter 1: Da Fuq?Sombra Raising Chapter 1: Da fuq? Twilight was walking to the train station with her friends and saying her goodbyes to her brother and sister in law, as she began to walk away she noticed a very peculiar red stone in the snow next to the train. She looked to her friends, whom were walking onto the train, and then back to the stone. With her curiosity taking over, she walked over and pulled the odd rock from its frozen prison. As she pulled it free, the sudden realization of what she was holding in her magic hit her. She let out a small ‘EEP!’ and threw it back into the snow. It was none other than the remaining horn of a certain unicorn that they had defeated not too long ago. With a quick look back to her friends she grabbed the horn and her horn glowed with energy to finally destroy what little piece of Sombra that was left. “Now to get rid of you once and for all Sombra.” Twilight said as she was about to finish the spell. As she began to release the spell, a certain rainbow maned pegasus shouted something rather unnecessary. “TWILIGHT, YOUR BROTHER IS HAVING A BABY!!!” Rainbow yelled from the train. Twilight flinched and shot the spell at the remaining piece of Sombra. The spell made contact and caused the horn to vanish. She looked around and did a quick scan of the area ensuring she hadn’t messed anything up. As her spell came up negative, she let out a sigh and turned around before glaring at the snickering pegasus. “That was NOT funny Rainbow!!” She yelled as she stomped her way over. ^*------^*^*^-----*^ Meanwhile. In a small house. Two guys were sitting on the couch playing a quick game of HALO 4 Team Slayer to relax.The one on the right was wearing a grey hoodie and blue jeans with a camo beanie on his head and glasses on his nose. He was 6 ft exactly. While the other on the left was wearing a black shirt with a red dragon on it, and a pair of jeans and a LA Dodgers hat on. He was 5”9’ with skinny arms and legs. He has hazel eyes and a round face. “I can’t believe that school was let out over a wild dog in the building. I ain’t complaining though.” The teen on the right said. “Yeah me neither but it seems kinda ridiculous don’t you think?” The other replied. “Yeah... It was a poodle too. A Poodle DJ! A poofy haired little dog.” He said shaking his head and going back to his game. The teen named DJ turned to his friend and replied. “Man Jedidiah I tell ya, teachers are getting more protective every year.” “Pfft. No kidding.” Jed replied. The match ended with them winning on red team. Jed got up and stretched before leaning back. He looked to DJ and sighed. “So what do you want to do now?” Before DJ could reply a sudden ‘POOF’ was heard and then suddenly something landed on Jed’s face. Jed blinked before saying. “DJ?” He asked. “Is there something on my face?” DJ nods slowly and began to freak out. DJ ran off for a second to go grab something to help get whatever was on Jed’s face off. “OH GOD OH GOD GET IT OFF!!” Jed yelled as he flailed about before falling onto the ground. “GETITOFFGETIFOFF!!” Whatever was on Jed’s face hung on for it’s dear life. “HOLD STILL HOLD STILL!!” DJ said as he came back with a broom in his hands. “GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!” Jed yelled sitting up for a second.....only to get a faceful of broom. “Ow...... Is it off?” DJ looks at the face of Jed. “Yeah its off.” he said breathing a sigh of relief. “Oh thank god.... Wait what was on my face to begin with? And where did it go?” Jed said looking around. “I don’t know but one thing's for sure, we got to go find it.” DJ said with a nervous tone in his voice. “Right.... Well. You take the kitchen, I take this room?” Jed asked looking around. DJ nods and grips his broom tighter. “Yeah sounds good.” DJ went to the kitchen and began to search while Jed looked around the gaming room. He looked under the couch, chairs, and bean bags. he looked behind the T.V. and the game consoles and could not find a single thing. DJ was having no more luck than Jed. He looked in the sink, trash, even the freaking dishwasher. Nothing. They met back up in the gaming room and Slayer sighed. “Okay I found nothing. I think we may need to set up a trap. Or something. Although I don’t think my family has any traps big enough for.... Whatever it was.” Jed said looking around for a moment. DJ thinks for a minute and then gets an idea. “Hey Jed I got an idea.” “Really now? Well what is it?” he asked. “Ok got any cookies, a cardboard box big enough to catch that thing, a string and a stick?” DJ asked “Um..... Yeah. Maybe.” He says getting up and going to the kitchen. He comes back with a box, a pencil, a shoelace, and a small sleeve of oreos. “This work?” DJ nods happily. “Yeah that’ll work.” He grabs the cookies and sets it in the middle of the game room, then he ties the shoelace around the pencil and then balances it so the box is resting on it and the pencil is holding the box up and over the cookies. “Well what do you think?” DJ asks with a smirk. “Thinking I am in an episode of loony toons.” Jed said looking to DJ “Oh lets see you come up with a better one then Jed.” DJ said with a bit of a harsh tone. “Woah I was just saying it looked silly... Besides it’s not like... The... Thing.. Is... Right... There.” Jed said slowly pointing to something eating one of the cookies. “NO....WAY!” DJ said quietly but loud enough where it wouldn't startle the thing eating the cookies. They both took cover behind the couch, out of sight of the thing. “Well now what do you got to say to that!” DJ said said with a smug grin on his face. Jed just deadpanned and sighed. “Two things. One: We don’t know what the hell that thing is. Two: What are you waiting for!? Pull the damned string!!” Jed yelled quietly. DJ nods and pulls the string, effectively catching the creature and heard a small squeak of surprise. “BULLSEYE!” DJ yelled excitedly as he ran over to the box to claim his prize.”I wonder what it is?” DJ asked with curiosity dripping from each word. “Well... Why don’t we just sit here and let it chew it’s way out of the box so we can see?” Jed said with a hefty amount of sarcasm accompanying his words. He shook his head and walked over to the box. “I‘ll lift the box and you grab it?” DJ nods in agreement. “Ok, 3...2...1...GRAB IT!” DJ yells as Jed lifts the box and as soon as he does the creature jumps out but DJ is right there to catch it. “I GOT IT! I GOT IT!” DJ screams excitedly as the creature attempts to wiggle his way free. “Okay! Just stop bouncing!! You're scaring the poor thing to death!” Jed says putting a hand on DJ’s shoulder. “Here let me see the thing.” DJ hands Jed the creature. “So what is it?” DJ asked getting uncomfortably close to the creature. Jed just looks at the thing as it wiggles in his grasp. “It almost looks like.... A baby pony.” Jed said blinking. The small pony was solid black and had a nub of a horn on it’s forehead. It’s eyes were red and it had fangs. Even weirder it was wearing a cape a bit too big for it and a crown that was WAY too big. “Dude. I got face-hugged by a fanged pony wearing a cape.” Jed said with almost complete disbelief. Author's Note Good? Bad? Mostly done because I like Sombra and I have not seen a 'Sombra gets adopted.' fic yet. And it was fun to write. :3
Chapter 2: A few D'aws and a problem.Sombra Raising. Chapter 2: A few D'aws and a problem. “What. The. Fuck.” Jed said staring at the pony. He tilted his head at the pony in his hands and saw that it was shivering and had curled up it’s small legs. It let out a small sniffle and it’s lips began to tremble as it looked around in a small panic. DJ and Jed just looked to each other before the pony in Jed’s hands let out a whimper and a few tears began to fall from it’s eyes. “Uh oh... I think we scared it pretty bad.” DJ said backing up a little. Jed just nodded and looked around. He sighed and walked over to the couch before sitting down and putting the little foal on his lap. “There we go. DJ, go grab me a cup of milk.” Jed said as he firmly held onto the small foal fidgeting in his hands. DJ just gave him a ‘Are you high?’ stare. “Just do it.” DJ just shook his head and left into the kitchen while Jed used one hand to take the over sized attire off the small pony. He took the over sized crown off first and then the cape, all the while the small little guy fidgeted the whole time. DJ came back with a small cup of milk and handed it to Jed. “I don’t know what you need milk for but here you go.” He said. “Great. Now hand me the rest of those cookies.” He said using his free hand to point to the remaining cookies on the floor. DJ just sighed and walked over to get the cookies while Jed was attempting to calm the small infant struggling in his grasp. DJ walked over and put the remaining cookies next to Jed before crouching down to look at the little guy. “What is it?” DJ said inspecting the small creature. Jed just shrugged and looked down to the small pony. “No clue. But I hope this works.” He muttered and slowly brought the glass to the small pony who just continued to fidget. As he stopped the glass in front of the pony, it stopped moving and looked at it. It’s vision went from the glass to Jed. “Go on. Drink!” He encouraged. The small pony just sniffed the glass for a second before using it’s hoofs to tip the glass and take a small sip from the glass. It just smacked it’s lips before going back and greedily gulping down the drink. 'Thank you mom for your tips on wild animals.' Jed thought as he watched the pony drink. “Woah woah! Slow down little guy!.. Girl... Thing?” Jed said questioningly. He looked to DJ and sighed. “DJ? I need you to-” “Oh hell no! I am not looking to see if it’s a boy or girl! Or possibly both!! I just want to know what this little thing is!” He said holding up his hands. “Oh come on. It’s not like it’s any different than looking at a puppy.” Jed said rolling his eyes. DJ just groaned and nodded. Jed took the glass from the little pony who just whined in protest and placed it on the ground next to his feet. Then he gently lifted so that the thing was eye level with him. They just stared at each other while Jed said. “Okay dude. Now look.” DJ just nodded and look behind the small pony. He just sighed and moved the tail out of the way and almost immediately back pedaled. “He is a boy.” He said looking a bit disgusted. Jed nodded and lowered the small pony before grabbing a cookie and holding it out for the little guy. The small pony again sniffed the cooke before using his hooves and latching onto Jed’s hand before pulling it closer so he could nibble on the oreo. Jed just chuckled and looked to DJ. “You know.... If this little bugger hadn’t tried to recreate the movie Aliens using my face, I might have just d’aw at this little bugger.” Jed said as the pony finished the cookie. Jed grabbed the cup again and let him sip from it. After he took a few gulps the little pony let out a small yawn with his voice slightly cracking as he did so. Jed and DJ just looked to each other and smiled. “You know.... If this little guy doesn’t try and kill us later... Want to keep him?” “I don’t know... What if he is a alien or something?” DJ said scratching his chin. Jed just chuckled and looked to the small pile of accessories next to him. He grabbed the crown while the small foal just laid his head sleepily down onto Jed’s hand and slowly let his eyes close. “Maybe this crown or the cape has a name on it or some clue of where he is from.” Jed said as he looked at the crown. He tilted and turned the crown only to sigh until he saw a small name engraved in the back of the crown. “Sombra.... Is that your name little guy? Is it Sombra?” Jed said playfully and giving ‘Sombra’ a gently shake. The pony just looked up and smiled before lazily nodding and laying his head back down. Jed just blinked and looked to DJ who shared a similar confusion. “I think Sombra just said yes.” “No shit Sherlock.” DJ said chucking. “Fuck you Watson.” Jed retorted before they both laughed. Jed looked back down at Sombra and smiling a little bit more. “Okay that’s it. I am keeping this little guy.” “Hey what about me?” DJ said playfully. “You want to take care of him?” Jed said giving him a honest look. DJ was about to say something then just shook his head. “Naw. I got two dogs back at my house. I don’t need a small pony ending up as their chew toy.” DJ said chuckling. Before they could continue talking, the door in the room past the kitchen began to jiggle as someone opened it. Jed and DJ began to freak out as they didn’t know how Jed’s parents would react to seeing them with an unknown creature. So as the door opened and closed, Jed did the only thing he could think of at that moment. “DJ grab your remote and hide that trap!!” DJ nodded and did as he was told while Jed began to finish up his plan. DJ grabbed his remote and sat on the couch as Jed’s mother began to walk in. DJ looked around for Sombra and looked to Jed. “Where is he?!” He asked frantically. Jed just pointed down and when DJ looked. He saw a lump in Jed’s hoodie pocket. DJ blinked and looked to Jed with a ‘Are you fucking serious?’ face. He didn’t have time to respond as Jed’s mom entered the room wearing her work clothes from the Vet. “Hello honey! How was school?” She said walking across the room to a stair going up. “Fine! Just fine. We got let out early.” Jed said smiling as he hunched over a bit trying to hide the bulge in his hoodie. His mother just looked at him weird and then smiled. “Well that’s nice! Hope you used your time productively!” She said walking upstairs. “Does sitting on my ass with DJ playing video games and eating junk food count?” Jed asked smiling. His mother just laughed and went up the stairs. Jed watched as his mom walked upstairs and then sighed before leaning back onto the couch and looking to DJ. “We might need a place to hide him. And I know the perfect place.” Jed said with a evil grin. 2 minutes later they were in the catastrophic mess that was...... Jed’s room. Author's Note Hey everyone! To be honest guys I was not expecting this story to take off so well! Although it is a 'Pony on earth' 'Human raises a pony!' story. So.... Yeah. Thanks for the support and I will update as often as I can!
Chapter 3: Shenanigans and Feeding time! Chapter 3: Shenanigans and Feeding time! Sombra Raising Chapter 3: Shenanigans and Feeding “Okay. So I will keep him here and you will come over as often as you can to babysit with me? That might work. Best part is my mom is almost never home and my dad is away on a business trip.” Jed said as he placed the sleeping Sombra on his pillow. “Yeah sounds good.” DJ said as he looked around Jed’s ‘ground zero’ of a room. “And now that we have that accomplished what are you going to do to keep him fed and make sure he uses the bathroom?” “Um.... Well. I guess I could teach him how to use the toilet..... And I could sneak food to him throughout the day. The problem is when I am at school.” Jed said lightly petting Sombra’s mane. “Hey feel this little guy! he is so freaking soft!” DJ gets up from his spot on Jed’s chair and comes and pets Sombra’s mane. “Holy crap you’re right dude!” DJ exclaims as he continues petting his mane. “You know I also got to ask.” DJ points to Sombra’s horn, “Is this guy a unicorn and if he is how are we going to teach him it?” “Teach him what? It’s not like he can use magic or anything.” Jed snorted while trying to stifle a chuckle. “That is ridiculous dude! Pfft... heh heh... Magic.” As if god is attempting to smite Jed, Sombra does a adorable sneeze then suddenly a bolt of magic comes from his horn and burns part of his jacket off. “You were saying...?” DJ says with a victory grin on his face. “Well for one that was a little warmer than I like. And two.... Shut up.” Jed said giving DJ a two second glare before looking back to Sombra who was just snoring. “Well.... We have one thing to plan for now.” “And what's that?” DJ asks still sporting his victory grin. “To.... Help him use magic.” Jed grumbled. “Hope you get blasted when you help teach him.” This time the gods back Jed up as Sombra sneezes again and lets loose another bolt, this time it ricochets off a conveniently placed mirror and hits DJ in his nethers. “AHHH MY D!” Jed just snickers before laughing out loud and gently patting Sombra on the head. “Good boy! Very nice shot!” After about 30 seconds of withering in pain on the floor, DJ manages to pull himself up. “NNRRGGHH lucky shot Sombra.” Sombra just continues to lie there and sleep. “Lucky shot my white chocolate ass. That was karma, bitch!” Jed said poking DJ in the shoulder. “I ever tell you how much karma's a bitch?” DJ asks sarcastically while continuing to hold his junk. “Yeah she just left me a message saying ‘I’m a bitch, bitch!’.“ Jed says with a shit eating grin. “Oh go to hell Jed.” Dj says in a playful tone. “Well at least my nuts don’t hurt no more.” As if karma is not done with him, he step on some sort of petal and that launches a Styrofoam rocket at his nuts. “FFFFFFFUUUU...” screams DJ as he falls to the floor again holding his nuts. “Pffffft... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA!” Jed laughed merrily as he fell on the bed and launching Sombra onto his stomach. He gets the wind knocked out of him, but doesn’t stop laughing. “Oh god! That was priceless!” “Fuck...you...karma!” DJ wheezed as his nuts felt like Grifs after Tex beats them senseless in Season 8 of Red Vs. Blue. “Oh god stop making me laugh!” Jed gasped out. He settled down a bit and sat up before picking Sombra up and putting him back on the pillow. “This is why I never let anyone in my room.” “Yeah I see why, its a deathtrap for other peoples groins.” Dj said with a deadpanned tone. “Yeah.... Kinda is.” Jed says before going to his closet and pulling out a snow shovel. “Shall I clear a path?” “No I would like you to hit me with it in the head.” DJ said as he had on the perfect ‘You-Don’t-Say’ face. “Okay.” Jed says lightly smacking DJ on the head with the shovel before pulling a fairly large box out of his closet as well and placing it out of eyesight from DJ. “What’s in the box Jed?” DJ asks, trying to look over Jed’s shoulder but failing miserably. “Nothing. I just scoop everything up and pour it into this box before shoving it back into the recesses of my closet.” Jed said plainly before beginning to do exactly as he said. In about ten seconds flat the entire room is cleaned. “Wow not bad.” DJ looks back at the bed and finds the baby unicorn is awake. “Oh hey Jed, Sombras’ awake. And he looks hungry.” “O Really?” Jed said looking out of his closet. He walks out and closes it before walking over to the bed and petting Sombra’s head. “Hey I will keep him from getting out. Can you go grab some carrots or celery? You know... Some veggies. He is a pony after all. Can’t just feed him cookies and milk.” Jed said snickering. “Yeah ok.” DJ heads out the room and heads into the kitchen and opens the fridge. “Hey Jed! Which drawer do you keep your veggies in?” DJ asks, yelling from the kitchen. “Should be right under the juices and milk!” He yelled from the room. “Also please hurry! He is chewing on my fingers!” “I don’t see...oh wait...wait...I found them!” DJ yelled as he walks back into the room with a few carrot and celery sticks. “Here you go.” DJ hands Jed the plate. “Um dude...” Jed deadpans and he looks to the pony currently chewing on his fingers. “I can’t take the plate.” DJ facepalms at his own stupidity. “Sorry, sorry.” He sits on the bed close to Sombra and holds out a carrot stick. “Here you go little guy.” Sombra stops chewing on Jed’s fingers and looks at the carrot. Then he wraps his hooves around it and starts nibbling on it. “Ow....” Jed said looking to his slightly mauled hand. “At least we can tell when he is hungry now.” “Yeah no kidding.” As fast as he got the carrot Sombra down another one and then he starts eating the celery. “Dang look at the kid go! He can really eat!” DJ said with a look of surprise. “Not even I can eat that fast when I’m hungry!” “Yeah no kidding. Little guy must have been starved.” Jed said gently scratching Sombra’s head as he ate. “Hey you watch him. I am going to go get a pop for myself. You want one?” “Yeah sure.” DJ said he he scratched behind Sombra’s ear. “Want do you want?” Jed asks. “Whatever you got is fine.” DJ replies continuing to scratch behind Sombra’s ear. “Right... If he starts to chew on your fingers tell me and I will get more carrots.” Jed said walking out of his room and into the kitchen again. He grabbed four sodas of Coke and Dr.Pepper. Then he grabbed a bag of Nacho Doritos before heading back and closing his door. “Alright. Take your pick.” DJ grabs a can of Coke and Dr. Pepper and a handful of Doritos. “Thanks Jed. “Yeah no problem.” Jed says sitting on the bed on the opposite side of Sombra, who was still munching on the celery. Well... What was left of it anyway. “Hmmmm.... Hey DJ. I know that this is kinda irresponsible... But should we let him have some soda?” “Hmmm...Sure why not what can possibly go wrong?” DJ says sporting a smile. “Yeah good point.” Jed said opening his Cola and hold it out for Sombra. “Here you go little guy. Go on! Take a sip!” Sombra just sniffs it for a second before slowly using his hooves to help tip the can. He sips as the soda comes out and takes a small drink before smacking his lips. Jed just looks to DJ, who just shrugs in response, and then he looks back down to Sombra. “Huh.... Thought it might have more of a ef-” Before Jed could finish his sentence Sombra jumped up and latched onto his face like the first time Jed saw him. “AAAAUGH!! MY FACE!” DJ just sits there and starts laughing. “Pffft....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA karma’s a bitch isn’t she!” DJ says laughing his ass off. “Oh fuck you.” Jed said flipping him off. Unfortunately he ended up flipping the wall off, due to a pony attached to his face. He just sighed and grabbed Sombra before pulling him off. As soon as he did, he saw the damage the drink had done to the poor pony. He was smiling like he was crazy, his whole body was twitching spasticaly, and his eyes were as if he had a light shined in his eyes. “Damn..... This is what happens when you drink soda for the first time?” Jed said looking at Sombra. “I hope he doesn’t mind the god awful caffeine/sugar crash he is gonna have later.” Sombra then bites one of Jed’s fingers. “MOTHER FU.....” Jed winces and bites his lip to not scream out in pain. “Son of a bitch... That hurts.” Jed ends up dropping him, allowing Sombra to use his magic to teleport out of the room and somewhere else in the house. “Oh shit!” DJ says with a look of shock. “Oh come on! I drink soda and I get hyper. He drinks soda and somehow gains more magic using knowledge!? So unfair!” Jed yells running out the room with DJ. Author's Note Hope you enjoyed the chapter!
Chapter 4: A little craziness..... Okay a lot.Sombra Raising Chapter 4 Jed ran out of the room trying his best not to slide around or fall on his face as he raced across the wood flooring in his socks. Unfortunately... That is also why he crashed head first into the wall. He went limp for a moment before standing up groaning. “Ooooooowww...” He whined standing up before leaning against the wall. "Normally I would laugh at that but since we have a hyperactive unicorn in the house I'll cut you some slack." DJ said with a serious look on his face. They continued to look around everywhere he could be. Upstairs, downstairs, in the basement, in the attic, and the garage. After about 20 minutes of continuous searching DJ finally spotted something. "LOOK OVER THERE!" DJ shouted while pointing to the kitchen. “Huh! Wha?” Jed said looking to the kitchen. “Five bucks says he is looking for the Oreos.” “Five bucks says hes holding knives in his magic.” DJ said while he’s hoping he’s wrong. “Ten bucks on both?” Jed said looking to DJ. “Yeah I can deal with that.” DJ says while shaking Jed’s hand. “Alright..... On three?” Jed said walking over and standing on the left side of the doorway. “Ok three....two....one...GO!” DJ shouted as he and Jed charged into the kitchen. As they entered the kitchen.... Well let’s just say they were right.. .And he was crawling on the ceiling while doing so. Jed just lifted his glasses and rubbed his eyes while DJ facepalmed. “I am too tired for this shit.” He said. “Okay... I have two ideas. One: We somehow get him down while avoiding the knifes and holding him in place while the sugar and caffeine wears off.... Or two: I can do what my mom does to me when I get in trouble.” “Uhhh can I hear what your mom does to you before I make my choice?” DJ asked with a worried expression. Before Jed could answer a knife was flung into the wall in between them. “Yeeeeeah.... I don’t think we have time.” Jed said tapping the blade with his finger. “Agreed lets just get a plastic container and pray for the best.” DJ says while looking at the knife with a ‘OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO DIE!’ look, Jed shared a similar expression as well.. “How about we just go with this....” Jed grabbed the knife and grunted while he pulled it out and set it on the counter. “.. Okay... I am gonna start to do something... And I need you to NOT bitch out and run kay?” He said half jokingly. “If we didn’t have a sugar high unicorn running on the ceiling I would..... Sit here and take the verbal assault.” DJ said with a deadpanned look. “Right... Time for all those ‘talks’ mom told me about parenthood to pay off.” Jed mumbled before walking, shakily, closer to Sombra. He stood and yelled. “Sombra! Get your little rump down here and stop playing with those knives!!” Sombra simply stopped and stared at Jed. “Is it working?” Jed asked not taking his eyes off Sombra. Sombra continues to stare at Jed for a few more uncomfortable seconds before he turns off his magic and jumps into Jed’s arms with a small pack of Oreos in this mouth. “Wow I can’t believe that worked!” DJ said with a surprised look on his face. That’s when the knives all fell down making both of them jump. “Jesus!” Jed yelled out clutching Sombra, who was just munching on a Oreo. “Man that was too close.” DJ said as he looks to his right and sees a big kitchen knife impaled right next to his right arm. “Yeah way to close.” He says breathing a sigh of relief as he moves his arm away from the deadly object. “Should I scold him?” Jed said glaring slightly at the pony in his arms. “Nah because it really wasn’t his fault that he acted that way.” DJ says. “And when did you become the caring and loving father?” Jed said snickering. “I have a little brother that I look after cause my parents are always busy.” DJ says with a smirk. “Any more questions smartass?” He says with a shit eating grin. Instead of Jed asking one, Sombra actually raised his little hoof with a Oreo still stuck in his mouth. Both Jed and DJ just looked to each other before back to Sombra. “Uhhhh why is he pointing atat the ceiling?” DJ asks as he takes cover under the counter fearing the Sombra is going to use his magic to literally bring the house down. “Has... I question? I think.” Jed said looking to Sombra. “Is that it?” Sombra just nodded before lowering his hoof and nibbling on the cookie some more. “Well what is it Sombra?” DJ asks expecting the worst to happen. Sombra just finished the cookie before looking to DJ and.. Well more like babbled. “Mmlpgh...” “Well said!” Jed stated smiling. DJ just looks at them confused, “What? What did he say?” Jed just shrugged and looked to Sombra. “I am guessing on either sorry or who the hell is he?” Jed said pointing to himself. “Makes sense.” DJ said with a nonchalant shrug. He then looks at the time. “Oh crap I got to head home! I promised my mom I’d be home before eight!” He grabs his backpack from the living room and throws it on. “Ok I’ll see you and Sombra tomorrow. Later Jed, Later Sombra!” He yells as he runs out the door. “Oh wha!” Jed says as he watches DJ run out the door. “Great.... Left alone with a unicorn eating Oreos.... Best. Day .Ever.” He said with a bit of sarcasm at the end. “Well.... DJ is gone. Mom’s asleep.....” He grins a somewhat crazed smile before looking back down to Sombra. “Hey Sombra? Want to see videogames?” Just right down the street DJ suddenly shudders. “I have a feeling something isn’t going to go right.” He says with a worried look as he continues towards his house. Author's Note A little short.... But I think it gets the point across. ^_^
Chapter 5: Why me?Sombra raising Chapter 5 (Jed’s P.O.V.) “WHAT THE HELL SOMBRA!?” I yelled as he ran down a dirt road with Sombra in my arms giggling like crazy. “WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?” I looked behind himself to see a large reptile like creature clad in armor and holding a dual bladed sword of pure energy over it’s head. “This is gonna hurt!” I said clenching my eyes shut until I heard something go ‘BLAM’. I opened one eye to see blood splattered all over the place, purple blood to be more specific, and a grinning Sombra with a shotgun in his magic. “How did this happen?” I groaned (5 minutes earlier) “Okay Sombra! I am going to show you the wonders of video games!” I said as I pulled out a game case. It was a simple copy of a pleasant game known as HALO 3. I had done nothing more than picked up and game remote, put the game into my Xbox, and sat down with Sombra, whom was staring in fascination at the T.V.. After about a minute the game started up and I clicked on the campaign. Another minute later and the game finally started. I picked up the remote and put it in front of Sombra who just looked and poked at it quizzically. I just chuckled before grabbing the remote and picking Sombra up. I placed Sombra in my lap and held the remote in his view. “Okay Sombra. Watch alright?” I said looking down at him. He just nodded and stared at the remote. I let out another chuckled before beginning the game. I was plowing through the monsters and such as I finally go to the level with that monster of a vehicle, you know the one with all the turrets and such, and I was about half way through the level when I shot a alien in the face with the sniper rifle and Sombra burst into giggles and laughter. I paused the game and smiled as I looked down at Sombra. He was still giggling, but he decided he wanted to try this game out and was pawing (Hoofing?) at my hands that held the remote. “Oh so you want to try now huh?” I said to the little pony on my legs. He just smiled and nodded at me. I just chuckled and let go of the remote so he could have his fun. He struggled with the remote for a moment until he gave an angry huff and shot it with a beam of magic. Nothing happened for a second until it started to glow purple and float it the air by itself. I looked at it for a second till the game began to start and master chief became a LOT more brutal. I mean he wasn’t supposed to do half the stuff I saw in the game. He was running around with some combat knife stabbing aliens, picking up the shotgun and blasting the poor buggers to hell, and finally running everything over with a warthog, all with such graphic detail too... Tad bit of overkill right there. I was in total awe at what I was seeing. “Sombra... How in the hell are you doing that?” I asked as I attempted to grab the remote from Sombra’s magic. WORST. IDEA. EVER..... Of all time. As I grabbed the remote, the glow around it moved to my hand. Then to my arm. And then encompassed the rest of my body all in a matter of 30 seconds. Before I knew what was going on, Sombra jumping into my lap and glowed as well before I felt wind rush by me and was thrown to the ground. “Ow...” I said as I got up and dusted my clothes off before looking around. I was in somesort of desert with tons of moutains. Did I mention the plasma balls hurdling past my head? No? Well they were. “AAAAAH! SOMBRA GET OVER HERE!” Poor Sombra, he was in his own little words. He was bouncing around the aliens feet and avoiding the plasma bursts and swings of energy swords as the elites got more and more angry at him. I freaked out a bit before running over to the elite and well.... I kicked him in the balls. The elite let out a grunt of pain before clutching his you-know-what while I picked up Sombra and ran away. “WHAT THE HELL SOMBRA!?” I yelled as he ran down a dirt road with Sombra in my arms giggling like crazy. “WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS!?” I looked behind himself to see a large reptile like creature clad in armor and holding a dual bladed sword of pure energy over it’s head. “This is gonna hurt!” I said clenching my eyes shut until I heard something go ‘BLAM’. I opened one eye to see blood splattered all over the place, purple blood to be more specific, and a grinning Sombra with a shotgun in his magic. “How did this happen?” I groaned as I thought for a moment and looked down at Sombra with a bit of a glare. “Oh yeah... You, ya little monster.” He saw my frown and immediately dropped the gun in his magic while slightly receding. He fidgeted in my grip for a moment before he realized he wasn’t going anywhere. I sighed and patted his ethereal mane a bit before looking around. “Okay S. Can you get us outta here?” I asked Sombra. His little ears perked up and he nodded rapidly before his horn glowed again and before I knew it, I was on the living room floor, opening my eyes and lifting up my head like I had just woken up from a long nap. Sombra was simply curled up on my chest snoozing like nothing had just happened. I shook my head a bit to wake myself up before I lifted Sombra off of me. I looked around and saw my clock that I put next to my Xbox. “11: 35? Fuck, how long was I out?” I mumbled as I picked Sombra back up and stumbled around the house a bit before I went into my, now clean, room. As I walked in, not really caring about anything at that moment, I tossed off my beanie and threw off my hoodie before flopping onto my bed and flipping onto my back so that Sombra would have a place to sleep, it being a small bed. As I began to go to sleep, I thought of one thing that made me visibly shudder. ‘If he is this much trouble as a child... Oh god what about the teen years!?’ And with that I passed out and had quite a terrifying dream that night. Author's Note I'm thinking of doing a small timeskip everyone. Just like a few years or so, so that Sombra can talk 'n such. Develop feelings and all that. Also not gonna spoil anything but lets just say that the Princesses may or may not get involved here soon.
Chapter 1: Da Fuq?Sombra Raising Chapter 1: Da fuq? Twilight was walking to the train station with her friends and saying her goodbyes to her brother and sister in law, as she began to walk away she noticed a very peculiar red stone in the snow next to the train. She looked to her friends, whom were walking onto the train, and then back to the stone. With her curiosity taking over, she walked over and pulled the odd rock from its frozen prison. As she pulled it free, the sudden realization of what she was holding in her magic hit her. She let out a small ‘EEP!’ and threw it back into the snow. It was none other than the remaining horn of a certain unicorn that they had defeated not too long ago. With a quick look back to her friends she grabbed the horn and her horn glowed with energy to finally destroy what little piece of Sombra that was left. “Now to get rid of you once and for all Sombra.” Twilight said as she was about to finish the spell. As she began to release the spell, a certain rainbow maned pegasus shouted something rather unnecessary. “TWILIGHT, YOUR BROTHER IS HAVING A BABY!!!” Rainbow yelled from the train. Twilight flinched and shot the spell at the remaining piece of Sombra. The spell made contact and caused the horn to vanish. She looked around and did a quick scan of the area ensuring she hadn’t messed anything up. As her spell came up negative, she let out a sigh and turned around before glaring at the snickering pegasus. “That was NOT funny Rainbow!!” She yelled as she stomped her way over. ^*------^*^*^-----*^ Meanwhile. In a small house. Two guys were sitting on the couch playing a quick game of HALO 4 Team Slayer to relax.The one on the right was wearing a grey hoodie and blue jeans with a camo beanie on his head and glasses on his nose. He was 6 ft exactly. While the other on the left was wearing a black shirt with a red dragon on it, and a pair of jeans and a LA Dodgers hat on. He was 5”9’ with skinny arms and legs. He has hazel eyes and a round face. “I can’t believe that school was let out over a wild dog in the building. I ain’t complaining though.” The teen on the right said. “Yeah me neither but it seems kinda ridiculous don’t you think?” The other replied. “Yeah... It was a poodle too. A Poodle DJ! A poofy haired little dog.” He said shaking his head and going back to his game. The teen named DJ turned to his friend and replied. “Man Jedidiah I tell ya, teachers are getting more protective every year.” “Pfft. No kidding.” Jed replied. The match ended with them winning on red team. Jed got up and stretched before leaning back. He looked to DJ and sighed. “So what do you want to do now?” Before DJ could reply a sudden ‘POOF’ was heard and then suddenly something landed on Jed’s face. Jed blinked before saying. “DJ?” He asked. “Is there something on my face?” DJ nods slowly and began to freak out. DJ ran off for a second to go grab something to help get whatever was on Jed’s face off. “OH GOD OH GOD GET IT OFF!!” Jed yelled as he flailed about before falling onto the ground. “GETITOFFGETIFOFF!!” Whatever was on Jed’s face hung on for it’s dear life. “HOLD STILL HOLD STILL!!” DJ said as he came back with a broom in his hands. “GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!GETITOFF!!” Jed yelled sitting up for a second.....only to get a faceful of broom. “Ow...... Is it off?” DJ looks at the face of Jed. “Yeah its off.” he said breathing a sigh of relief. “Oh thank god.... Wait what was on my face to begin with? And where did it go?” Jed said looking around. “I don’t know but one thing's for sure, we got to go find it.” DJ said with a nervous tone in his voice. “Right.... Well. You take the kitchen, I take this room?” Jed asked looking around. DJ nods and grips his broom tighter. “Yeah sounds good.” DJ went to the kitchen and began to search while Jed looked around the gaming room. He looked under the couch, chairs, and bean bags. he looked behind the T.V. and the game consoles and could not find a single thing. DJ was having no more luck than Jed. He looked in the sink, trash, even the freaking dishwasher. Nothing. They met back up in the gaming room and Slayer sighed. “Okay I found nothing. I think we may need to set up a trap. Or something. Although I don’t think my family has any traps big enough for.... Whatever it was.” Jed said looking around for a moment. DJ thinks for a minute and then gets an idea. “Hey Jed I got an idea.” “Really now? Well what is it?” he asked. “Ok got any cookies, a cardboard box big enough to catch that thing, a string and a stick?” DJ asked “Um..... Yeah. Maybe.” He says getting up and going to the kitchen. He comes back with a box, a pencil, a shoelace, and a small sleeve of oreos. “This work?” DJ nods happily. “Yeah that’ll work.” He grabs the cookies and sets it in the middle of the game room, then he ties the shoelace around the pencil and then balances it so the box is resting on it and the pencil is holding the box up and over the cookies. “Well what do you think?” DJ asks with a smirk. “Thinking I am in an episode of loony toons.” Jed said looking to DJ “Oh lets see you come up with a better one then Jed.” DJ said with a bit of a harsh tone. “Woah I was just saying it looked silly... Besides it’s not like... The... Thing.. Is... Right... There.” Jed said slowly pointing to something eating one of the cookies. “NO....WAY!” DJ said quietly but loud enough where it wouldn't startle the thing eating the cookies. They both took cover behind the couch, out of sight of the thing. “Well now what do you got to say to that!” DJ said said with a smug grin on his face. Jed just deadpanned and sighed. “Two things. One: We don’t know what the hell that thing is. Two: What are you waiting for!? Pull the damned string!!” Jed yelled quietly. DJ nods and pulls the string, effectively catching the creature and heard a small squeak of surprise. “BULLSEYE!” DJ yelled excitedly as he ran over to the box to claim his prize.”I wonder what it is?” DJ asked with curiosity dripping from each word. “Well... Why don’t we just sit here and let it chew it’s way out of the box so we can see?” Jed said with a hefty amount of sarcasm accompanying his words. He shook his head and walked over to the box. “I‘ll lift the box and you grab it?” DJ nods in agreement. “Ok, 3...2...1...GRAB IT!” DJ yells as Jed lifts the box and as soon as he does the creature jumps out but DJ is right there to catch it. “I GOT IT! I GOT IT!” DJ screams excitedly as the creature attempts to wiggle his way free. “Okay! Just stop bouncing!! You're scaring the poor thing to death!” Jed says putting a hand on DJ’s shoulder. “Here let me see the thing.” DJ hands Jed the creature. “So what is it?” DJ asked getting uncomfortably close to the creature. Jed just looks at the thing as it wiggles in his grasp. “It almost looks like.... A baby pony.” Jed said blinking. The small pony was solid black and had a nub of a horn on it’s forehead. It’s eyes were red and it had fangs. Even weirder it was wearing a cape a bit too big for it and a crown that was WAY too big. “Dude. I got face-hugged by a fanged pony wearing a cape.” Jed said with almost complete disbelief. Author's Note Good? Bad? Mostly done because I like Sombra and I have not seen a 'Sombra gets adopted.' fic yet. And it was fun to write. :3
