The Two Lost Elements

I woke up on an uncomfortable bed. I heard some odd groaning noises from all around me. I grogily got up and took a look at my surroundings. I looked on at the floor to see Rainbow on the ground. Without even noticing, i picked her up and placed her on the bed gently, and put the blanket on her. Surprisingly, that didn't even make me break a sweat! I think im actually stronger now that i was before... in my other body. I think im actually taking a liking to Dash, but, i still think it is kind of weird considering that i am a different species. Technically, im not a different species anymore, because i am now a pony. Anyway, I had also seen two figures covered by sheets. I didn't feel like moving them, for it would be rude.

I walked into the bathroom and took a look at mysely. My 'mane' was all over the place. My blue and orange streaks were tangled with each other. For how much i tried, i could not get them untangled. While taking a big wiff, i realized i need a bath. A long one, remembering the fact that I hadn't taken one since i arrived here in Equestria.

A few seconds later of looking at myself, I heard a clatter of metals in what i thought to be the kitchen. I slowly opened the door and walked out, taking notice of my surroundings. Apperently, the time that i was in the bathroom, Rainbow Dash, Shadowbolt and Trevor had woken up and were not in the living room. As i got closer to the kitchen, i heard what it sounded to be as a conversation. Knowing that it was my friends, i stopped the Spy look and trotted on in. To my complete surprise, All four ponies and a dragon were in there, eating.

Spike took notice of me and gave me a look. He walked over to me and whispered in my ear,

"Morning, but, enought talk. Trevor fell asleep eating his waffles. I loaded them with syrup and wan't you to plow his face in it!" He said smirking. Well, might as well have some fun, i thought to myself.

I walked over to Trevor silently. Rainbow noticed me as i put a hoof up to my mouth and uttered 'shoosh'. She then got back to her food. As i rounded Trevor, ready to get his face all sticky, a pie was thrown in my face.

"Aww! What the? What happened! Was this a prank!?" I yelled. And at that, everybody in the room bursted in a fit of laughter, including me.

"Alright, Spike, why did you do this to me?" I asked, still laughing.

"Well, it was all in good fun. At least you laughed though, right?" He replied as the laughs died down.

"Hmm, yeah. I'm gonna get you back though, scoundrel." I murmmered. "Now, are there any plans for today?" I asked,

"Oh, heres one. How about we go job hunting? Need to get our stuff together man." He said, taking a sip of his warm coffee. "Well, might as well, can't mooch off everyone forever" I thought to myself.

In fact, i actually had a good job in mind, considering that i am a pagasus pony. Since i am one, i figured it would be cool to ask Rainbow for a jub because she was the Manager at the Ponyville Weather Team. Well, it's worth a shot right?

"Ahh, yes jobs." I said, " I actually have one in mind." I looked over at Rainbow. "Umm, Rainbow? I was wondering if there were any job openings at Ponyville Weather Team, considering you are the manager?" I asked

She put her hoof up to her chin to think. After a few moments, she looked at me and said,"Well, i guess so. We lost Thunderlane to family matters. I'll let you try out, but you gotta be fast like me." She boasted.

"Really? Awesome! I can't wait to start! Umm, yeah, when do I start?

"How about tomorrow? I don't care as long as you work five hours a day" She said while finishing her waffles.

"Awww yeah! Life just got 20 percent cooler!"I said, as i felt the heat rising to my cheeks. "Umm, Trevor, what are you going to do?" I asked

He pndered on this for e moment before he said, " Well, Twilight, I was wondering if I could be you're assistant or something? Work for you somehow?" He asked, hoping to get the answer he wanted.

"Well, i guess you can. The pay will be good considering I get lots of grants for my studies. I have been getting too much to work on, so yeah, you can work here. You can start tomorrow, eight o'clock sharp." She replied.

"Awww yeah! You're right dude, life did just get 20 percent cooler!" Trevor proclaimed

Both Rainbow and Twilight looked at each other and chuckled to themselves, making sure that the two could not hear. Trevor although, actually heard this. Apperently, he can hear good now.

So, me and Trevor were off for the day, so we were pretty much roaming around Ponyville. The sights were simply amazing, The arcitecture was great for the houses from the show. While walking alonng, we heard a familiar voice amit from a store. Moments lateer, Shadowbolt came out of the exit, noticed us and walked towards us.

"Yo, wussup guys? Just got myself kicked out of the Quills and Sofas. Whatever, not like I give a rats ass. Anyway, what are you guys doing today?" He asked, seeming like he was wanting to hang out with us.

"Meh, nothing much, just takin' a walk through Ponyville. Let me guess, you wanna hang out? Got nothing better to do." I asked

"Eh, sure. I also got nothing better to do. Boring as shit. There are way too many mares around here, it's cool in all, get to check out the plots, but there needs to be a few stallions to hang out with. You two are an exception. Thank god you guys came here." Shadowbolt said. After a few moments, Shadowbolt spoke up, "Say, have you guys even thought about picking up you're shit from Ponyvelle Hospital? Either the staff'l dump it, or some goons will get too it."

"Oh my god dude! That's an awesome idea! Brandon" Trevor said as he looked at me,"We should totally take the viper around Ponyville!" He said, as if he thought of something totally brilliant, which he did...

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And they were off to Ponyville Hospital to gather their beloved items. They were practically running the whole way there because they thought this was a good idea. Even Shadow was keeping up with them. Of course, Brandon was running at his full potential, which was even faster then Rainbow Dash could fly. Moments later, Brandon was already at the hospital and checking out his Viper. As he looked around it, he noticed the license plate from Earth was gone, instead, there was one that was from Equestria, kind of like the ones on the chariots. Shadowbolt was the second one to arrive. When he got to Brandons side, he quikly got all the air he could in his lungs, and got out a sentence," Holy shit dude, how do you run that fast! Why not fly?"

"Meh, i like running fast. I am not even sweating, unlike you. You're dripping in it." He replied.

"So, what kind of clusterfuck is this? Never really seen it before. It actually looks bad ass. What does it do?" Shadow asked, looking up at Brandon.

"Well, you will see when Trevor ge-" Brandon was interupted by a flash of white light. After it subsided, Trevor was sanding proud and tall. "-ts here."

"Well, then, i think i have had enough bad ass for today, lets get this thing outta here." Trevor said, while walking towards the merchendise.

"As i was saying before, what is this shit?" Shadowbolt asked again, obviously getting annoyed.

Both Trevor and Brandon exchanged glares. They had thougth of this before they came to Equestria. The plan was that What ever stuff they brought, for like, automobiles, thay would belong to Brandon, and Electronics would belong to Trevor. In this case, the car was Brandon's and the laptop was Trevors.

"Umm, I had actually made it myself. Trevor here made the rectangular things. This big 'clusterfuck' is known as a car. It can transport ponies and other things, but my design was for speed, it holds up to 4 ponies. This hog goes faster than you can fly. Even my and Dash" I said, which made Shadow's mouth agape from the news of what 'my' invention could actually do.

"Yeah. Trust me, we have had races before with mine. I broke it, thats why it is not here. And these things are known as 'Laptops' or PC's, Portable Computers, and they can do many things, unfortunatly, i cannot describe them right now, for i really want to cruise in the Viper." Trevor said. Trevor moved to the car, got into the passenger seat and waited for the other two to get in. Brandon nodded his head to signal Shadow to get in the backseat, while Brandon took the drvier position.

Seconds after everyone was in the car and strapped in, no exceptions to Shadow, Brandon put the keys in the ignition, put the car in drive, and casually drove down the road to Ponyville. That's when Brandon really put the hoof on the pedal. As soon as he did, the car was literally flying through Ponyville at 100 MPH! It was a good thing he was a skilled driver, because if he wasn't, he would have surely killed well over 10 ponies by now.

Before they drove off, they had put on dark black shades. While they were driving through, all the ponies were literally treeified at the invention! They were screaming wildly, except for one Unicorn mare by the name of Sparkle Heart. She had never seen such a thing before that was so shiney! She wanted to learn more, so she followed in hot presuit of the unknown being.

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash and Twilight were actually talking about Brandon and Trevor in Twi's tree house.

"So, Twilight, i know you have a thing for Trevor. You like his magic skills, don't you?" Rainbow smiled.

At this, Twilight got a fierce shade of crimson all over her cheeks, letting Rainbow know she hit the spot. Twilight thought of a comeback, "Well, you have it in for Brandon! You love his speed and agility!"

"Alright! Thats enough! Obviously we like them, but how do we show it to them? Plus, weve only known them for a little more than a day or two...doesnt matter. How do we break it to them?" Dash asked, on the edge of her seat.

"We-" Twilight was cut off by an unfamiliar sound outside. Rainbow and Twilight looked at each other before opening the door to see Brandon, Trevor and Shadowbolt, going around in some weird thingy-mobile. They also noticed a unicorn mare following along with them. With a moments hesitation, Twilight and Rainbow were off in pursuit.

"FUCK YEAH!" Brandon yelled as he rounded the corner to Sugar Cube Corner, getting more ponies attention. Brandon drove off to the Ponyville Fields, which had drawn many ponies attention, and they were headed to the fields as well.

What Brandon had in mind, was some bad ass stuff. He briefly discribed it to Trevor and Shadowbolt.

"Listen up! Im gonna head to the fields, do some 360's, do a bad ass barrel role, survive, and continue to be awesome! Hows that sound?!" He yelled through the roar of the Viper's motor. Both friends were uneasy of this, but they had their trust in him completely, so, they accepted the crazy plan.

Now, when they were in the fields, almost all of Ponyville were out watching the crazed stallions. After a feww shouts and 360's, Brandon drove by the crowd and was fist pumping the air, along with Trev and Shadow. Apperently, the Viper had a CD inside, and Trevor went into options, and Chose Yonkers by Tyler The Creator. While listing to the music and fist pumping, the were also boobing their heads up and down to the beat.

"Alright! Now for the grand finale! A 360-Do A Barrel Roll! Here we go!" Brandon yelled at the top of his lungs

And with that, Brandon did a few more 360's just for good mesure. A few moments later, he began moving forward towards the crowd of ponies, as if he was going to hit them, but, Brandon spun the wheel as fast as he could to the left, which resulted with the Viper losing control and barrel rolling into the air. After a few barrel rolls, the car had actually landed on all fours. "FUCK YEAH!" All three yelled in unison, which resulted by everypony screaming and hollering out of pure happiness.

Rainbow and Twilight were closing in for the kill, when they were interupted by a mare pony, unicorn to be exact.

"STOP!" She yelled, which made the few remaining ponies stop at what they were doing.

Brandon, Trevor and Shadowbolt slowly got out of the car and walked towards the unicorn, mostly to say hell, but she had other intensions. She walked up to the peculier invention and stared at is, mouth agape. "H-how is it that shiney?" She asked.

Brandon answered this one, "Well, thats what you get in return for taking care of you're things."

The orchid colored pony walked up to them, still looking at the car, and finally said, "Umm, my name is Sparkel Heart. Sparkle for short, though." She gestured over back to the car." Thats an awesome thing you got there. Mind telling me what it is?"She asked, leaning in for an answer.

"Well, how about I tell you tomorrow? It's getting late. And, im also very fricken' tired, sorry." He said, ashaimed. He always gets tired for no reason.

Sparkle flopped her ears down in sadness, but she brought it back up just as fast."Ok! You gotta deal! See you tomorrow!" She said, while teleporting off somwhere else.

"Well, what a similarity to Pinkie Pie, well, i believe this is goodnight, Shadow. See ya tomorrow?" Trevor asked, looking at Shadowbolt.

"Um, sorry, but i got some shitty places to be. But, it was fuckin' awesome hanging out with you guys. If you need me anytime else, i'll be at the Club." He said while flying off.

Brandon looked at Trevor, "Well, it sure has been one hell of a day, now hasn't it?" Trevor responded with a nod."One problem, where do we sleep?" Brandon said with a somewhat scared laugh.

"That's what convertables were made for, dude." Trevor said, ending the night.