Short Stories from the Midnight Dragon

by PinkamenaL

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random
Length: 1098

A collection of short stories by Midnight Dragon (AKA PinkamenaL)!

A collection of short stories by Midnight Dragon (AKA PinkamenaL)! Some of these will be serious, but most of them will probably be completely random. On the serious stories, I'd prefer if you'd be nice about it, but on the random ones…well, even flames might get a laugh out of me! So, I'm gonna shut up now and let you read…

(Oh, requests are welcome by the way!)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-08 02:49:40 UTC

Shutterfly

One day, Fluttershy was flying through Ponyville...which was burning to the ground.

"Oh dear, looks like Pinkie's at it again!" she said to no one in paricular.

She flew to her house and saw Angel waiting for her.

"Hey, Angel bunny!" she said. "We're moving."

Before Angel could protest, she grabbed him and all of the other animals (how she pulled this off, nopony will ever know) and quickly flew into another part of Equestria. A place dominated by...zombies?!

"Oops, I took a wrong turn!" Fluttershy said.

She quickly went away from that place and came to another part of Equestria that wasn't much better. It looked as though Discord had recently been there. Fluttershy, however, didn't seem to notice. That is, until she came face-to-face with...herself?!

"Uh, I'm Fluttershy..." the real Fluttershy (I think) said awkwardly.

"I'm Shutterfly!" the fake Fluttershy (not sure) replied. "I'm the inner you! I'm the crazy part of you that wants to come out, but you won't let me!"

"So, wait...I'm like Pinkmena?"

"Yes, only crazier. Please, let me out!"

Since Fluttershy never liked to see anyone in peril (especially herself), she let Shutterfly control her.

"Now," said Shutterfly, "the fun begins."

Just then...zombies.

I shook my head.

"This has nothing to do with my first story, yet it's somehow becoming its own thing! I'm really going to get flamed now..."

Just then...sparkly vampires.

Trains

"I like singing!" said Sweetie Belle.

"I like dancing!" said Scootaloo.

"I like trains," said Applebloom. Then a train came out of nowhere and run her over. The Cutie Mark Crusader was now a pony pancake.

"What are you up to, Applebloom?" Applejack asked.

"I like trains."

"E-yup!" Big Mac said.

Just then, another train came by...

"I like cupcakes!" said Pinkie.

"I like trains!" said Applebloom.

Just then...nothing.

"Hey, you know who's a loser?" Gilda spat at Rainbow Dash. "You ar--"

Suddenly, zombies on a train.

"...the heck was that?!" I yelled angrily, throwing my computer out the window.

Pinkie Pie Gets a YouTube Account and Chaos Ensues

Pinkie Pie was on the internet one day, when she decided she wanted to get a YouTube account. She created her username "PinkieLovesCupcakes" and was soon posting numerous shipping videos and "screamers". Then she got a Facebook and spammed everypony's wall with the constant posting of all of her videos--even Princess Trollestia (she didn't mind, though)! One day, her friends got so annoyed that they hacked her account and posted embarrassing videos of her. Eventually Pinkie caught them...and no one has seen them since. Pinkie, on the other hoof, occasionally uploads videos about Cupcakes...and shipping. LOTS of shipping.

Just then...

...nothing happened after that.

"...I'm not even going to comment on this one," I said to myself, hiding in my closet from trolls.

Don't Cry, Derpy

It was just another beautiful day in Equestria. I, Midnight Dragon, was trotting through town, nodding politely towards the other ponies, though I was feeling rather shy around them. But as I went through the town, I heard a noise. Somepony was crying. I followed the noise into a dark alley and saw a pegasus mare with her back turned to me. Her coat was bluish-grey, and her mane was a very light yellow.

"Are you alright?" I asked softly.

I knew it was a stupid question-of course she wasn't alright! But I didn't know what else to say. The mare turned to me, and I could see her tear-streaked face. She had golden eyes, which each stuck out in a different direction.

"Derpy?!"

Derpy nodded.

"What happened to you?" I asked with compassion.

"Nopony likes me anymore," Derpy said in a heart-wrenching tone. "Everypony used to love me. I made them laugh. But when I came out and talked, some people got mad and said I was offensive. I-I didn't mean to...hurt anyone's feelings..."

As Derpy began to cry again, my heart shattered. I sat down beside her and wrapped my arms around her.

"I-I just d-don't know wh-what went wrong..." Derpy whimpered.

"It's not your fault," I said tenderly. "It doesn't matter what anyone thinks of you. I like you just the way you are."

"Really?" Derpy sniffed.

"Yes," I said with a reassuring smile. "I loved it when you spoke. It really made me smile!"

"But everypony else hates me," Derpy replied sadly.

I shook my head. "A lot of us love you," I explained. "In fact, many people are trying to get you back on the show!"

"Really?" Derpy said with a smile.

"Yep!" I said, giving her a squeeze. "And if you ever need anything, just come talk to me!"

"Thank you! Thank you!" Derpy said happily, giving me a big hug.

"You're welcome," I said, stroking her soft mane. "Now, how about a muffin?"

"MUFFINS!" Derpy squealed.

"I'll take that as a yes!" I said with a giggle.

The Day Pinkamena Destroyed Everything

Once upon a time, there was a pony who hated everything. Well, everything except parties and cupcakes. And did I mention parties and cupcakes?

One day, she decided to destroy the things she hated...which was just about everything in existence. So she developed a plan.

"We still don't have our cutie marks!" Applebloom complained.

"I can fix that!" said a voice.

"Oh, hi Pinkie!" said Applebloom. "What did you have in mind?"

"Making cupcakes!" Pinkamena said cheerfully.

"Uh...don't you remember what happened last time?" Applebloom replied.

"Yes, but these are special cupcakes..." Pinkamena said with a wink. "How would you like to get your cutie marks in destroying everything and everyone?"

"YAY, CUTIE MARK CRUSADER GANGSTERS!" the Cutie Mark Crusaders shouted in unison.

So the new team destroyed Ponyville and everyone in it (and baked some delicious cupcakes, of course). Then they proceeded to burn down Canterlot and turn Celestia into a troll (not that she wasn't one to begin with). Then they ruled Equestria with iron hooves, and even Luna was their slave. Trollestia freed Discord, and Pinkamena agreed to allow him to do whatever he wanted as long as he always made her cotton candy clouds and chocolate rain.

Years later, Pinkamena and Discord got married and had millions of mutant babies that spread even more chaos than before. Then they created anti-bronies to troll the bronies, because the bronies were used to the "good" Equestria.

Then, zombies.

I looked up at my screen and read what I had just wrote.

"Note to self..." I said aloud. "Never eat a lot of chocolate cake before writing a story."