Those That Were Not are Now

Chapter 8

"No! You don't need to see your friends you need to change Pinkie back into a pony." Mr.Cake said sternly.

I sighed. "I can't change her back because I don't have magic." I said once more.

"Well then we're not letting you leave. Cup Cake would you go get the guards please?" Mr.Cake asked as he went to block the door.

"Whoa whoa wait! Why are you getting the guards I didn't do anything!" I said while starting.

"How would you know?" Mr.cake asked suspiciously.

"I don't know I just feel it, kinda like my Pinkie sense." She explained.

"Well I still don't trust you. But if Pinkie does I guess you aren't to bad." Mr.Cake said while glaring at me.

I dropped my butt to the floor resulting in a moderately loud thump.

"Fine by me." I spat back.

"Well then i'm just gonna leave but If I hear any screaming I'm gonna beat the stuffing out of you." Mr.Cake said backed out the room and closed the door.

I turned so I was facing Pinkie but in the heat of the moment I had forgotten that she was naked. My face became extremely hot and I turned right back around. "H-hey Pinks... could you do me a favor and wrap that towel around yourself like a dress?" I asked nervously.

"What? Why?" She asked not knowing what the big deal was.

"For one your 'Lady parts' are showing quite clearly." I said as the heat in my face and my embarrassment increased.

"O-ohh." She said sounding VERY embarrassed. I hear her stand up and pull the sheets off her bed. "Okay I think I'm good now." She said.

I stood up and saw that she had indeed covered her self correctly. Now that I could finally look at her I saw that she was just... just... *Sigh* Beautiful. From to bottom she was just amazing, lots of curly pink hair that ran down her back and even over her shoulders, warm sky blue eyes, a small pointed nose, slightly chubby cheeks, a large smile, a kind of light bronze skin tone, and if I may add a nice pair of-

"You gonna say something or am I just that amazing Andy?" She said with a sly grin.

"Har Har Har." I laughed sarcastically. "You are pretty stunning Pinks." I said with that all familiar heat emanating from my cheeks.

She walked over to me. "You're not too shabby yourself." She said while looking me over. "I really like your mane though." She said as she ruffled my hair.

"We don't have manes we have hair." I explained.

"He's up there officer!"

"Oh crap! Pinks we gotta get outta here!" I said as I grabbed her hand.

I looked around trying to find a way out but the only one that presented its self was the window.

"Pinkie were going out the window." I said as I pulled her to it.

As soon as I got to the window the door busted open and a unicorn in armor was standing in the door way. He just sorta stood there and stared at us looking quite confused but it didn't last long because while I was trying to open the window he picked me and Pinks up in his magic.

"Put me down now!" I yelled.

I felt his magic falter for a second but then it came back strong. "Why should I?" He asked.

"Because... Because you have no idea what I'm capable of, I could... knock you out with your own magic!" I said trying to be convincing.

"Look I'm not gonna let you or your friend go. Actually I'm just gonna take you down to the guard outpost and you're gonna wait to be taken to the Canterlot dungeon." He said as he started to walk out of the room, with us still in his magical grasp.

"Wait you can't take us to the dungeon! We're both citizens of Ponyville!" Pinkie said trying to talk some sense into the guard.

"Yeah we were ponies just a few minutes ago." I said to the guard.

The guard stopped walking and asked "Oh really?" without turning to look at us.

I turned his little magic bubble around so I could look at him, "Yeah really, and do you know who this girl is?" I asked in my best impersonation of a 'I know something you for voice'.

He turned his head back so he could see me, "What's a girl?" He asked now back to his confused look from earlier.

"That's a girl." I said while pointing at Pinks who waved at the guard. "And I'm a boy." I said while indicating my self. "Now do you know who this girl is?" I asked calmly.

He turned around fully to look at Pinks. "No clue." He said as he turned and started walking again.

"You frikken idiot! She's Pinkie Pie! You know element of harmony! I don't think Celestia would be very happy if you arrested one of the elements and her friend." I yelled at this idiotic unicorn.

He dropped both of us immediately and then turned right back around and took a long look at Pinks. After a couple of seconds he started to apologize. "Oh I'm so very sorry Ms.Pie I didn't know it was you! I'm so sorry!" He said while kneeling in front of her looking awfully scared.

"I would be willing to let this incident slide if you let us escape." Pinkie said as she dawned a devious grin.

The guard rushed over to a window that was on the right side of the hallway. "Yes sure, I'll even lower you out that window if you want madame." He said as he opened the window and grabbed Pinks with his magic.

Pinks turned around in the magic bubble and glared at the guard. "Don't forget my friend." She said in a kind of menacing voice that I didn't expect from a girl like herself.

He looked at her with a look of disgust for a second but the. He seemed to remember who he was looking at. "Oh uhh of course Ms.Pie." He lifted me too and floated us both out the window and down to the ground.

When he set us down Pinks began to smile. "Thank you sir I'll be sure to Bake you some cupcakes later!" She then turned and looked at me. "So we gonna go to the boutique?" She asked with a smile.

I smiled and looked at Pinks. "Yeah let's try to hurry though, everypony is staring at us." I said as I looked around at all the ponies who had just stopped to stare.

Pinks tried to stand up but quickly lost her balance. "Oh this is no good." She said as she fell back onto her rump.

"What?" I asked.

"I don't know how to walk." She said as she face palmed.

I looked at her and thought 'Oh crap you gotta be kidding me.' "Well I guess I could carry you... I'm not to strong though so you are gonna have to guide me there quickly, ok?"

"Aww thanks Andy!"

I stood up and reached down to pick her up. "Ugh o-ok Pinks lead the way!" I said.

"Okie doki loki, now you wanna go-"

---------- At the boutique ----------

I set Pinks down on the steps that lead to the door. "Ohhh god! *huff* Pinks you never mentioned that *puff* it was so far away." I said as I sat on the stairs next to pinks.

"Well I never imagined it to be that far away and it didn't even seem like it was that far." She said with a laugh.

I had finally caught my breath. "Well I imagine it would see like a short walk especially when you weren't walking." I grabbed her hand and helped her stand up.

"I feel like I'm wobbling all over the place, how do you even walk like this?" She asked while almost falling.

I caught her and slung her right arm around my shoulder so she could balance. Once she was steady I knocked on the door to the boutique.

*Knock Knock Knock*....

"You can come in!" A voiced chimed from the inside. I opened the door and walked inside. The walls were purple

"Rarity! Hows your da-" Pinks said as she walked inside.

Rarity saw us walk in out of the corner of her eye "Good heavens what are you! No get out of my boutique!" Rarity said as she tried to push us out the door.

"Wait Rarity it's us! Wordy and Pinks." I said, trying to convince her so.

"Ridiculous! Wordsmith and Pinkie Pie are ponies, which you obviously are not. Now get out of my boutique you apes." She said as she continued to try and push us out.

"Rarity it is us, don't you see any similarities?" Pinks asked this like we looked almost exactly the same.

Rarity stopped pushing us and backed up so she could look at us. "I do see the pink curly hair but other than that I don't see anything." She said as she looked over pinks. "Tell you what, I will ask you a question that only Pinkie would know." She said as she started to think about a good one. "Ok here's the question, what happened to  ,me in sixth grade." She asked with an expressionless face.

Pinkie's smile vanished in an instant. "But Rarity you told me to never talk about that!" Pinkie said looking very surprised with Rarity. "But if you insist, in fourth grad-"

"No No No!!!" Rarity said frantically. "Whisper it in my ear!" She said as she walked over to where pinkie was sitting.

After a minute or two of Pinkie whispering and giggling rarity finally admitted that she was the real Pinkie Pie. "Okay Pinkie I believe it's you, but who does that make this stallion?" She asked Pinkie while looking me over.

I covered my chest as she looked me over.

"That's Wordsmith! You know him, in fact you met him last night remember?" Pinkie said as she stood up and stretched.

"Well if I'm to take Pinkies word than I must offer my apologies Wordsmith." She said while looking down at the floor.

"It's fine if one of me just knocked on the door then id be pretty weirded out." I said as I grinned at her.

"So do you know who turned you two into such beasts?"

"Were not beasts were hu-" Pinks had put her hand over my mouth and was giving me a kind of soft glare.

"What Wordy was trying to say is that he doesn't think that beast is the right word." Pinks said this with a rather obvious fake smile that I'm almost 100% sure that Rarity saw through.

"Oh I'm sorry I did not mean to offend you." Rarity said while not sounding to sincere.

'Wow I never thought Rarity of all people would be racist or whatever.

"Whatever its fine, can you just make us some clothes? I know you are the best tailor in Equestria."

At that her eyes lit up.

"You mean you wear clothes?!" She said while her eyes sparkled.

"Yeah basically all the time. Can you make them or not?" I said just wanting to leave now.

"Why yes, of course I can! All I need is your measurements." She walked over to a chest, opened it and floated a measuring tape out of it. "Stand still."

"Hold on, you're a unicorn, can't you just use your magic or something?"

She rolled her eyes.

"Of course not, the measurements would not be exact."

'Oh boy this is going to take a while.'