Those That Were Not are Now

by Wordsmith

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Crossover, Human, Comedy, Romance, Adventure
Length: 8115

Some Humans Some ponies, mostly all adventure... oh and romance, don't forget the romance.

I cant anymore.

Andrew and his three less important friends Nic and Arcane are about to embark the most thrilling adventure they will ever have. Come along and see how there friendship grows and crumbles at the same time! Or you can just pass up this amazing opportunity to see these humans turned ponies cope with the situations at hand or is it hoof in there case?

Cover art by Me, Myself, and I

This first story arc of this fanfic will go from Slice-of-Life to Adventure and then back to Slice-of-Life in the end, and this fanfic will go on until I see it fit to end.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-06 03:48:41 UTC

WHOA... DUDE THAT'S CREEPY

Chapter 1

All things belong to there respective owners. The OC's are me and my friends. To each company or what ever its own.

    After being blacked out for what felt like only seconds the three friends woke up in a small crater in the middle of a forest. The three pegasi where piled on each other and severely confused, it felt like they had taken a club to the head. One by one they climbed off of each other (very very clumsily might I add) falling over and such not even realizing that they no longer had hands and feet, but hooves!

    "Good lord why is walking sooo... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"  Whispered Andrew as his eyes widened.

    "What?" The other two asked.

   "HOOVES!?" Andrew said maddeningly as No-One and Nic looked at there hands for the first time. They all started rolling around and such screaming because they where so terrified. They then proceeded to faint.

    After another of what only felt like seconds they awoke to being poked by a certain Rainbow maned pegasus who the trio knew to be Rainbow Dash.

    "Ahh who are you three." said the Rainbow Dash.

    "I'm Andrew." The green and white stallion said.

    "Just call me No-One." Proclaimed the red and white stallion

    "Uhh I'm Nic" Said the yellow and blue mare.

    "Why are you in the Everfree forest?" Asked Rainbow Dash, disregarding the odd names for now.

    "Umm... we were... we don't know" Said Andrew taking charge and doing most of the speaking.

    "OK..." Awkward silence set in as another pony could be heard walking into the clearing.

    "Rainbow Dash what did you find?" Asked a yellow pony with a pink mane, Fluttershy.

    "Rh... um who are you three?"

    "Andrew"

    "No-One"

    "Nic"

    "so were you guys heading to ponyville?" Asked Rainbow Dash

    "Umm we don't know" said the trio in unison.

    "Do you have anywhere to stay... and why don't you all get off the ground?" asked Rainbow Dash with a ver suspicious tone of voice.

    "Ok" They all said eerily in unison again.

    In there attempts to stand they found that they could not keep there balance and fell straight to the ground.

    "What have you guys not ever stood up?"

    "Kinda no actually." Retorted No-One

    "Do you need help...?" Rainbowdash said

    "NO, I can walk by myself." No-One said while he tried and utterly failed at standing.

"Yeah you need help." she said as she extended her hoof to help No-One up. They started with some light conversation.

"This walking business always seemed to be so easy geez" grumbled Andrew

"Been doing it all my life and now I just cant what failure" neighed Nic

"Oh whatever" Andrew said giving up. "come back when you get some one to help me walk alright?"

"Oh there's no need to give up like that" Fluttershy said as she rushed over to help him up.

    "Meh... Nic... when did you start flying?" said No-One stopping his brief conversations with Dash while she helped him re-learn to walk. They started talking to each other about themselves.

    "What I've been flying for the past 10 minutes." Nic replied

    "oh... alright?" (when did she learn to fly... I want to fly) no-One thought as soon as it crossed his mind his wings gently extended. He started to flap and was able to achieve lift off... only to fall on his face a couple seconds after getting off the ground.

    "ughh... Nic you make it look so easy how do you do it girl?!" No-One replied while rubbing his head awkwardly.

    "I don't know i just thought about it and my wings happily agreed to flap." Nic muttered

    "So as I was saying were you guys heading into Ponyville?"

Meeting the Pink

Chapter 2

After a pleasant afternoon of feeding the animals with Fluttershy I became aware that I have no where to stay for the night.

"I wonder if clouds are as comfortable as they say." I thought. "Well I guess there's only one way to find out.

I said goodnight to Fluttershy, opened my wings, and used the small amount of knowledge I obtained from Fluttershy to slowly elevate myself to a cloud above. When my head hit the soft somewhat liquid like cloud I fell asleep instantly not waking until the next glorious day.

*KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*

I could hear three very loud knocks on what I presumed to be the door to Fluttershy's cottage. I looked down to see an almost completely pink pony waiting at the door. The door opens and I see the pink pony start up a conversation with Fluttershy.

"Hey Fluttershy! I heard that you and Rainbow found some new ponies in the woods yesterday!" The pink pony said this so fast I almost didn't catch what she said. "I talked to Rainbow and she said you helped one of them walk back to you cottage so I came here first."

"Oh yes I did help him get here, he's on that cloud up there I don't think he's awake yet though." Fluttershy said in a very soft tone.

'I wonder why she is so interested in meeting new ponies.' I thought to my self.

I hopped down off my cloud and tried to gracefully float down to the ground.

*WHAM*

I had hit the ground rather hard. I opened my eyes to see the pink pony standing next to me looking very excited to meet someone new.

"Hi." I said

"Hi." she said "I haven't seen you around town before are you new?!"

"Yeah I'm new here." I said plainly, still a little suspicious and intimidated by her bubbly personality.

"You look like you don't trust me or something." She said looking a little dejected.

"Well I kinda don't trust you, I have some trust issues that run really far back to my early childhood." I said kinda shamefully.

"So it's not just me?" She asked, less energetically this time.

I shook my head.

"Ok then, to show you I trust you I will tell you a secret." She said as she picked up her front hoof and beckoned me to come closer. Then she whispered in my ear.

"I was going to throw a surprise party for you and your friends but since there are three of you I think I'm gonna need some help setting it all up. Whaddya say, wanna help me?"

I raised my head and looked at her with a grin. "Sure I'd love to help." I said.

She looked back at me with a huge smile and grabbed my hoof. "Come on we've got no time to lose we gotta get started now!" She yelled as she dragged me along.

"... Oh I almost forgot my name is Pinkie Pie, what's your's?"

"Oh my name is Wordsmith!" I said jubilantly.

Remembering what me and Fluttershy talked about last night...

-FLASHBACK-

"So you said your name was Andrew earlier right?"  asked Fluttershy

"Yeah that's my name. Why do you ask?"

"I asked because that's a rather odd name for a pony  and if what you told me is true then you are not from Equestria. So I was thinking you should come up with a name for your self."

"Alright then, do you have any ideas?"

"well what we're you good at back at home?"

"well I was not really good at anything I was like a jack of all trades back home so I don't know maybe I could be called..." Picking out a name is important I can't screw this up. "I'll just go by Wordsmith" I said with confidence.

"Oh that sounds nice I'm guessing you liked writing story's back home?"

"Yeah I wrote a lot but I was never very good at it."

-FLASHBACK END-

Wordy & Pinkie Round-up

Chapter 3

Me and Pinkie finished setting up the party a few hours before the planned start. All that was left to do was give out the invitations so we went back to Fluttershy's house to invite her first. While we were walking me and pinkie talked about our lives and such. I felt a very strange tingling all over my body but I simply just shrugged it off.

We both knocked on the door and to both of our surprises a pony with a white coat and dark red mane and red eyes opened the door!

"Hey No-one haven't seen you in a day or so, how've ya been?" I greeted casually ignoring the fact that he answered the door.

"Oh I haven't seen you around town before are you one of the new ponies." Pinkie said in her usually bubbly tone.

Fluttershy was trotting up to the door.

"Hey Pinkie Pie hey Wordsmith how have you two been all day?" Fluttershy asked with a smile on her face.

"Wait you have a pony name now? Cool I have a name too mine is Flare" The red pony said with excitement.

"Cool name man, how did you think of it?"

"I'll tell you another time." He said with finality.

"Ok now for what we really came for."

I looked over at Pinkie and nodded, we both started to preform the "Singing Telegram" song and do the dance that accompanied it. When we finished Flare and Fluttershy both started to laugh.

"Ahhhh ha ha ha ...oh man we will definitely be there, what time is it again?" said Flare after almost laughing his head off.

"it's at seven PM sharp." me and Pinkie both said at the same time.

"Ok we will be there"

"GREAT!" me and Pinkie exclaimed in unison.

After a while of going around and inviting everypony we finally went looking for Rainbow Dash who we found with RSX out near the edge of the forest practicing there flying.

"Hey Rainbow, Hey RSX." I yelled at the top of my lungs to get their attention. I saw both of them turn towards me and Pinkie and fly down to talk to us.

"Hey guys what's up!" Rainbow said as she slowed down and landed next to us.

"Hey Rainbow how's it going?" Asked Pinkie in an excited but kinda tired voice.

"Things are going fine, I've just been out here with RSX helping her learn to fly faster and better." She said nonchalantly.

"Cool, is she getting better?" I asked.

RSX landed right next to us all.

"Hey Pinkie and Andrew" RSX said while huffing and puffing.

"Hey RSX, my name is not Andrew anymore it's Wordsmith." I said a little bit more tired than Pinkie, due to my compleat lack of endurance.

"You must be the other new pony in town!" Pinkie explained seemingly regaining all her energy.

"Yep I am indeed new around here!" Said RSX in an increasingly tired voice.

"So you ready Pinkie?"

"Yuppers!"

We again for the hundredth time did the singing telegram song-dance-invitation leaving me so tired I could just take a nap In that field.

"A PINKIEPIE PARTY ALL RIGHT I AM SO THERE!!! Wait what time?" Rainbow boomed with excitement.

"It's at seven!" Me and Pinkie said at the same time again for the hundredth time.

I checked my watch "Oh my god it's 6 : 48" I said very surprised. "We gotta get going everypony come on!"

"Oh no you guys can't be late you're the guest of honor! Come on!!" Pinkie said as she raced off back to Sugar Cube Corner.

Oh boy I almost died

Chapter 4

When me and pinkie got back to Sugar Cube Corner I crashed into the door out of exhaustion and started having a coughing fit.

"Hey Wordy are you ok?! Why are you coughing so much?" Pinkie rushed to my side and I could see that her face was full of worry.

"Gah...*cough* I need to lay off all the running and dancing is all."

"That was barely anything!" She said obviously confused. "How could you be so exhausted already?"

"I'm fine lets just go inside so I can sit down OK?"

"If you get sick I will  take care of you ok?" she said while helping me stand up again.

"Thanks a bunch Pinks." I said in a slowly fading voice, I could feel myself slipping into unconsciousness.

"No need to thank, that's what best friends are for, now let's get you inside so you can sit down." She said quietly while gently picking my up by using her neck to roll me onto her back.

--- a minute or two later

Pinkie carried me in through the back door as to not gather any unnecessary attention. The party had stared already when Pinkie carried me in, Flare and Fluttershy were already there and RSX and Rainbow Dash arrived shortly after we did. Pinkie had taken me upstairs to her room and set me down on her bed, because in the short time we had since we arrived at the party I had passed out on her back.

--- one hour later

When I woke up I found that Pinkie had fallen asleep and used my stomach as a pillow. I started to shake her gently to get her to wake up.

"ughhh... Wha?" Pinkie was stirring slightly in her sleep.

"blahhh... *snort*." She rolled over as I shook her more.

After copious amounts of nudging she woke up, gee was she a heavy sleeper. "hubba wha?!"

"Oh Wordy... When did you get here?" Pinkie was obviously confused.

"I don't know but I think you brought me up here." I answered calmly. "I can still hear the party going on downstairs. I wonder why no one seems to have bothered to come get us." No one came up here to see if we were ok or wake us up. "Hey Pinks wanna go join the fun downstairs?"

"Sure." She said still trying to wake herself up.

I asked Pinks if she had a brush I could borrow for my mane but apparently she never had one because her mane was naturally curly and puffy. I ended up going downstairs with a mane that looked almost like hers but less organized and much shorter.

"Let's find the rest of my friends so you can be introduced properly!" Pinkie said still looking sleepy.

"Sounds like a plan!" I replied while squinting my eyes to look for the rest of her friends.

And with that we went looking for the rest of Pinks's friends.

--- a minute later

After wading through the extremely large crowd of ponies that had gathered for the party we found Twilight, Fluttershy, Flare, and RainbowDash sitting and talking. Me and Pinks approached and RainbowDash looked up at us causing the others to become aware of our appearance.

"Gee I thought you two would never come down here what were you doing up there anyway huh?" RainbowDash said in a rather condescending tone while the others resumed their conversation about jokes or something.

"Well Pinks here brought me upstairs so I could rest some and she fell asleep too." Me and her both sat down at the table.

"Just resting ehh? Sure whatever you say."

"She laid me down while I was unconscious and she slept after delivering all those invitations."

"Believe it or not but doing that singing telegram is really tiring." Pinks supported my claim.

"Ok Ok... What happened to your mane Wordy?" RainbowDash had a grin on her face suggesting that her mind was in the gutter.

"His mane got messed up while he was sleeping and I don't have a brush." Pinks answered for me.

"What about the nickname? Why are you calling her Pinks?"

I had no answer for that one. Man it's almost like she thinks we are a couple.

"Oh Rainbow don't be so silly he calls me Pinks cause were best friends." Pinks answered for me again.

"Alright fine I'll stop questioning... But you two would make a cute couple." Ok RainbowDash is obviously teasing us now.

Hearing that our session with RainbowDash was over Twilight spoke up.

"Hi Pinkie. Hello sir it's nice to meet you, my name is Twilight Sparkle you can call me Twilight." Oh yes she was the filly that lived in the giant tree library.

"Hi Twilight, it's nice to meet you too even though we did talk when me and Pinks sang you your invitation."

"Ohhh that was you! Im sorry I just did not recognize you, before you looked tired and now you mane is all messed up." She was sincerely sorry for not recognizing, me I could tell.

"Hi Wordsmith."

"Hey Wordsmith."

Fluttershy and Flare greeted.

"How was your day after you guys delivered our invitation?" Flare asked politely.

"Ehh it was ok just more delivering invitations but it was fun having Pinks around." I said back.

It was the truth me and Pinks had talked a lot while we were not singing or planning and setting up the party. She told me the story of how she got her cutiemark and I told her all about my world and everything I remembered.

"How about yours?" I asked back.

"Well I helped Fluttershy with her animals this morning, we did a lot of talking she asked me about earth and I asked her about Equestria." Seems like we both had really normal days, well as normal as a day can be when you're hanging out with Pinks.

Why Dashie...

Chapter 5

After a few hours I had been introduced to the rest of the mane six (although I did not tell them I was from another place entirely) and a few other towns ponies like Ditzy, Lyra, Bon-Bon just to name some. Pinks accompanied me the entire time helping me walk around because I was weak after my mini asthma attack.

"What a great night it has been! This is the best Party I have ever been to and it was planed by us!" I was so happy with the outcome of the party and also really tired even though I had taken a nap a few hours before.

"I loved every moment of it Andy!" Pinks seemed like she was having as much fun as I was.

"But you have spent the entire time helping me walk around and get introduced. You haven't even gone onto the dance floor all night and that's your favorite thing to do!" I commented.

"When somepony new is here its my duty to make sure they have a good time!" She said with the stare of a solider and a salute with her right fore hoof.

"Pinks that seems like a huge task you've put upon your self, do new ponies arrive often?" I asked as she helped me walk over to a nearby chair to sit down.

"Well no, the last pony to arrive was Twilight and that was like... a year ago I think." She sat in a chair next to me and turned it so it was facing me.

"Well how many people live in ponyvill?"

"Somewhere around two hundred or so."

"Seriously only two hundred? That's so few though, the small town I was from had at least a few thousand In the surrounding area."

"A few thousand!? How do you support so many!? WAIT... I BET YOU HAVE THE BEST PARTIES EVER!!" She was confused and excited at the same time.

"I have never been to one, but parties put on by college kids are pretty crazy, probably to crazy, some people get into fights and do things that they would normally never do."

"That's no good. Who in their right mind would fight at a party?"

"Crazy or drunk people."

"Crazy people? What do you mean? And did you say college? I thought college students were supposed to be... Studious and stuff."

"I can't really explain crazy people, but college people. Tons of people go to college, not all go to learn though some go just to party with others."

"Seriously! That's so... actually for once I have nothing to say."

"Speaking of school how does that work here?" I was curious if I would have to start going again.

"Well how old are you? School goes by age, school ends at ten years old."

"Cool that means ive been out for four years! No more school!" Pinks giggled a little at my excitement.

"Were the same age! When were you born?" she asked while examaning me closely.

"Well I was born in October of 1997."

"I was born the second month after the begining of spring 987 years after Nightmare Moons banishment."

"What's the average age around here?"

"Well most of us here in town are around twelve to twenty three."

"What about the rest of your friends? How old are they?"

"Twilight is sixteen, Rainbow is fifteen, Rarity is sixteen, Fluttershy is fifteen, and Applejack is seventeen."

"So that makes you the youngest oh the group?"

"Yup, I don't really mind though."

"Geez we've been talking for like thirty minutes. Time sure does fly when you having fun eh Pinks?"

"It does doesn't it. I sure am tired." she yawned and slowly blinked.

Taking a good look around for the first time in thirty minutes I saw that a lot of ponies had left already, in fact the only ponies left were Twilight, Fluttershy, and Flare. Twilight and Fluttershy were talking while Flare was asleep in his chair using Fluttershy as a pillow.

"Hey Pinks I'm real tired I think I'm gonna go and find a cloud to sleep on or something."

"Awwww, ok... I guess I'll see you tomorrow." She seemed sad that I was but reluctantly I got up and walked over to the door.

When I opened it I was meet with cold fall night air. Seeing how it was now slightly windy and the air was super cold I thought it best not to sleep high up in a cloud with my asthma and all. After a second or two I closed the door and walked. Back inside and up to Pinks who was cleaning up party stuff.

"Pinks I don't think it would be wise for me to sleep outside now with the wind and cold. So I was gonna ask if I could possibly sleep in here?"

"Sure Andy you can sleep here!" She looked excited that she would be able to spend more time with me.

"Thanks a bunch Pinks!"

"Pinkie Pie, me and Fluttershy are going home now and I just wanted to say thanks for the awesome party." Twilight had walked over and I hadn't noticed.

"It was all the more awesome because Andy here helped me plan it!"

"I didn't do to much, it was mostly Pinks who did the planing."

"Well then thank you both for this party. See ya around you two."

"Cya Twilight"

"Bye Twilight"

Her and Fluttershy with Flare on her back walked out of the shop and closed the door behind them.

"Well Pinks I am beat. Do you have any spare blankets I could use to make a little bed out of?"

"What? You weren't thinking I would let you sleep on the floor were you?"

"Well you only have one bed room here and it's yours."

"Oh you silly you can sleep with me in my room."

"Umm Pinks are you sure? I mean... well..."

"It's fine Andy, no bother at all."

"I could sleep on the floor In your room."

"No no no you deserve a bed."

"Ok... if you insist."

Her mane puffed up just enough to be noticeable but I did not say anything about it.

"So... ahh... What now?" I inquired.

Pinks looked around at the trash on the floor.

"Well we should clean up this mess first."

"Alright sure."

The trash proceeded to be picked up by me and Pinks.

"Ok now I'm tired." I said in a weary voice while punctuating the sentence with a yawn.

"I'm positively pooped, sleep sounds amazing right now." Pinks looked like she was about to fall over from exhaustion.

"To the bed!" I said

After turning off the lights and locking the doors Pinks and I walked up the stairs and to her bed room for an amazing night sleep.

"Oh bed Accept my humble embrace!" I said as I walked over the bed and climbed in. Pinks let out a soft giggle and walked over other side and climbed in with me. I rolled over to face her and we talked a little about how her and her friends defeated Nightmare Moon and Discord after a minute or two I fell asleep.

--- The Next Morning  7:57 AM

I woke up but did not open my eyes, instead I let out a groan of morning distress which had awoken the pillow I had my face pressed against. It started to nuzzle me and I got confused as to why my pillow was nuzzling my face until it groaned with the same morning frustration I had. Me and Pinks ended up opening our eyes at the same time and were now staring in to each others eyes. In hers I saw grogginess which was going away to reveal that she was embarrassed. Her cheeks flushed red and she pulled her head back a bit. I could feel that my cheeks had gone red too.

"Umm... I... Uhhh... Why were our muzzles pressed together?" I asked trying to act like it was no big deal.

"Well... We did fall asleep next to each other." Pinks was looking less embarrassed now but her checks were clearly still red.

Right as I was about to say something else Rainbow Dash stepped into the room after opening the door.

"Well... What do we have here? Anyone care to explain?"

"Ok umm... I know this looks weird but..."

"It looks like you slept with my best friend." she stated blankly.

"Dashie we weren't doing anything we just woke up like this." Pinks was still hugging me under the covers but she was talking to Dash.

"Sure you weren't, gee I can't wait to tell the rest of the girls you two are a couple and only after one day too." Dash looked like she had hit a jackpot or something.

"Seriously, I didn't want to sleep out in the cold so I asked Pinks if I could sleep at hers for the night." Man, Dash's teasing was annoying. You would think being in Pinks home at like eight in the morning I would be safe from scrutiny.

"So are you gonna leave or what Dash?" I was still tired and wanted to sleep.

"Why should I leave?"

"Cause I'm still tired and I want to sleep." Dash was just being a jerk now.

"Dashie could you please go away I want to sleep too." Pinks was still hugging me but I offered no resistance in fact I hugged her back, no resistance from her.

"Alright I'll go but don't be surprised if everypony looks at you different from now on." She said this with a sly grin as she walked out. "Have fun 'sleeping' you two." That last statement irked me to no end.

"Ohhh Dashie can be so cruel some times, well I guess we can go back to sleep now."

"Hurrah!!"

One Boy Audiance

Chapter 6

--Later that morning-- 9:21 A.M.

This time I woke up I was not surprised to find that Pink's back was pressed up against mine. I rolled over and nudged the back of her head to wake her up.

"Pinkie... Pinkie wake up."

"What... Nooooo... I don't want to make epic cupcakes." She mumbled as she stretched her limbs.

I tried several more times to get her to wake up until finally I decided to tickle her awake. I readied my hooves and started to tickle the pit of her forelegs.

Great Success!

At first she was just laughing but then she started to chortle loudly and rolled over on to her back leaving the perfect opening to tickle her stomach. I swear she was laughing so hard half of ponyville must have heard her.

"Do you surrender Miss Pie?" I asked thinking that I had won this battle.

"Let me think about it for a second... NOPE!" She said the last part grabbed my forehooves and rolled us both over and she tickled my belly so much I almost pee'd myself.

"OH MY GOD, I SURRENDER I SURRENDER!" I exclaimed after trying to put up a proper defense against such an onslaught of tickles, not being able to withstand the tickles any longer without becoming deadified.

"Are you awake now Pinks?"

"As awake as I'll ever be!" she said as she rolled off of my stomach and stared at the ceiling.

I rolled over and stared at the ceiling too but something was wrong, I felt really weak and I mean really weak, but I just shrugged it off and rested

Up for a few minutes.

"So what are we gonna do today Pinks?"

"I was thinking you could help me deliver some baked goods to ponies that ordered them"

"Sounds like a plan, let's do this. Actually first which room is the bathroom? I need to wash my beautiful face!"

"Right across the hall." Pinks said with a little giggle.

"That you very much."

I got out of the bed walked over to the door and walked across the hall.

When I walked into the bathroom I took care of a little business, washed my face, and looked in the mirror, but when I looked in it I immediately fainted.

When I opened my eyes I could see that I was on a stone platform with an interesting carving on the ground. Then a bight light shined almost blinding me and when it subsided a woman with large black wings and a beautiful dress was standing in the middle of what looked like moon light.

"Hello Andrew, I am the goddess of war and revenge. I am in need of your help, I have been trapped and I need you to rescue me."

I tried to talk but I couldn't so I simply nodded and waited for what ever would happen next.

"Thank you young one, when you awake you and your friends will be human and I will be waiting for you and your friends help."

I nodded and then I could feel myself returning to my body.

My eyes flashed open and I could hear hooves coming up the steps.

"Pinkie? Pinkie Pie are you okay?!" Said the voice that was acending the stairs rapidly.

"Mrs.Cake? Thank goodness your here, I'm in my room!" I heard Pinks yell from her room.

"WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?! WHAT ARE YOU?!" Mrs.Cake asked in a very scared and disgruntled voice. "You look like an ape!"

Since I didn't want to be seen naked or invade Pinkies privacy I frantically searched the bathroom for two towels, one for me and one for her.

"Pinkie? Mrs.Cake?" I asked once I secured the towel.

"Who said that?" Mrs. Cake said from the other room.

"My name is Andrew, Pinkie let me sleep here yesterday." I said as I tied the towel around my waist and exited the bathroom.

And That's Just the Morning

Chapter 8

"No! You don't need to see your friends you need to change Pinkie back into a pony." Mr.Cake said sternly.

I sighed. "I can't change her back because I don't have magic." I said once more.

"Well then we're not letting you leave. Cup Cake would you go get the guards please?" Mr.Cake asked as he went to block the door.

"Whoa whoa wait! Why are you getting the guards I didn't do anything!" I said while starting.

"How would you know?" Mr.cake asked suspiciously.

"I don't know I just feel it, kinda like my Pinkie sense." She explained.

"Well I still don't trust you. But if Pinkie does I guess you aren't to bad." Mr.Cake said while glaring at me.

I dropped my butt to the floor resulting in a moderately loud thump.

"Fine by me." I spat back.

"Well then i'm just gonna leave but If I hear any screaming I'm gonna beat the stuffing out of you." Mr.Cake said backed out the room and closed the door.

I turned so I was facing Pinkie but in the heat of the moment I had forgotten that she was naked. My face became extremely hot and I turned right back around. "H-hey Pinks... could you do me a favor and wrap that towel around yourself like a dress?" I asked nervously.

"What? Why?" She asked not knowing what the big deal was.

"For one your 'Lady parts' are showing quite clearly." I said as the heat in my face and my embarrassment increased.

"O-ohh." She said sounding VERY embarrassed. I hear her stand up and pull the sheets off her bed. "Okay I think I'm good now." She said.

I stood up and saw that she had indeed covered her self correctly. Now that I could finally look at her I saw that she was just... just... *Sigh* Beautiful. From to bottom she was just amazing, lots of curly pink hair that ran down her back and even over her shoulders, warm sky blue eyes, a small pointed nose, slightly chubby cheeks, a large smile, a kind of light bronze skin tone, and if I may add a nice pair of-

"You gonna say something or am I just that amazing Andy?" She said with a sly grin.

"Har Har Har." I laughed sarcastically. "You are pretty stunning Pinks." I said with that all familiar heat emanating from my cheeks.

She walked over to me. "You're not too shabby yourself." She said while looking me over. "I really like your mane though." She said as she ruffled my hair.

"We don't have manes we have hair." I explained.

"He's up there officer!"

"Oh crap! Pinks we gotta get outta here!" I said as I grabbed her hand.

I looked around trying to find a way out but the only one that presented its self was the window.

"Pinkie were going out the window." I said as I pulled her to it.

As soon as I got to the window the door busted open and a unicorn in armor was standing in the door way. He just sorta stood there and stared at us looking quite confused but it didn't last long because while I was trying to open the window he picked me and Pinks up in his magic.

"Put me down now!" I yelled.

I felt his magic falter for a second but then it came back strong. "Why should I?" He asked.

"Because... Because you have no idea what I'm capable of, I could... knock you out with your own magic!" I said trying to be convincing.

"Look I'm not gonna let you or your friend go. Actually I'm just gonna take you down to the guard outpost and you're gonna wait to be taken to the Canterlot dungeon." He said as he started to walk out of the room, with us still in his magical grasp.

"Wait you can't take us to the dungeon! We're both citizens of Ponyville!" Pinkie said trying to talk some sense into the guard.

"Yeah we were ponies just a few minutes ago." I said to the guard.

The guard stopped walking and asked "Oh really?" without turning to look at us.

I turned his little magic bubble around so I could look at him, "Yeah really, and do you know who this girl is?" I asked in my best impersonation of a 'I know something you for voice'.

He turned his head back so he could see me, "What's a girl?" He asked now back to his confused look from earlier.

"That's a girl." I said while pointing at Pinks who waved at the guard. "And I'm a boy." I said while indicating my self. "Now do you know who this girl is?" I asked calmly.

He turned around fully to look at Pinks. "No clue." He said as he turned and started walking again.

"You frikken idiot! She's Pinkie Pie! You know element of harmony! I don't think Celestia would be very happy if you arrested one of the elements and her friend." I yelled at this idiotic unicorn.

He dropped both of us immediately and then turned right back around and took a long look at Pinks. After a couple of seconds he started to apologize. "Oh I'm so very sorry Ms.Pie I didn't know it was you! I'm so sorry!" He said while kneeling in front of her looking awfully scared.

"I would be willing to let this incident slide if you let us escape." Pinkie said as she dawned a devious grin.

The guard rushed over to a window that was on the right side of the hallway. "Yes sure, I'll even lower you out that window if you want madame." He said as he opened the window and grabbed Pinks with his magic.

Pinks turned around in the magic bubble and glared at the guard. "Don't forget my friend." She said in a kind of menacing voice that I didn't expect from a girl like herself.

He looked at her with a look of disgust for a second but the. He seemed to remember who he was looking at. "Oh uhh of course Ms.Pie." He lifted me too and floated us both out the window and down to the ground.

When he set us down Pinks began to smile. "Thank you sir I'll be sure to Bake you some cupcakes later!" She then turned and looked at me. "So we gonna go to the boutique?" She asked with a smile.

I smiled and looked at Pinks. "Yeah let's try to hurry though, everypony is staring at us." I said as I looked around at all the ponies who had just stopped to stare.

Pinks tried to stand up but quickly lost her balance. "Oh this is no good." She said as she fell back onto her rump.

"What?" I asked.

"I don't know how to walk." She said as she face palmed.

I looked at her and thought 'Oh crap you gotta be kidding me.' "Well I guess I could carry you... I'm not to strong though so you are gonna have to guide me there quickly, ok?"

"Aww thanks Andy!"

I stood up and reached down to pick her up. "Ugh o-ok Pinks lead the way!" I said.

"Okie doki loki, now you wanna go-"

---------- At the boutique ----------

I set Pinks down on the steps that lead to the door. "Ohhh god! *huff* Pinks you never mentioned that *puff* it was so far away." I said as I sat on the stairs next to pinks.

"Well I never imagined it to be that far away and it didn't even seem like it was that far." She said with a laugh.

I had finally caught my breath. "Well I imagine it would see like a short walk especially when you weren't walking." I grabbed her hand and helped her stand up.

"I feel like I'm wobbling all over the place, how do you even walk like this?" She asked while almost falling.

I caught her and slung her right arm around my shoulder so she could balance. Once she was steady I knocked on the door to the boutique.

*Knock Knock Knock*....

"You can come in!" A voiced chimed from the inside. I opened the door and walked inside. The walls were purple

"Rarity! Hows your da-" Pinks said as she walked inside.

Rarity saw us walk in out of the corner of her eye "Good heavens what are you! No get out of my boutique!" Rarity said as she tried to push us out the door.

"Wait Rarity it's us! Wordy and Pinks." I said, trying to convince her so.

"Ridiculous! Wordsmith and Pinkie Pie are ponies, which you obviously are not. Now get out of my boutique you apes." She said as she continued to try and push us out.

"Rarity it is us, don't you see any similarities?" Pinks asked this like we looked almost exactly the same.

Rarity stopped pushing us and backed up so she could look at us. "I do see the pink curly hair but other than that I don't see anything." She said as she looked over pinks. "Tell you what, I will ask you a question that only Pinkie would know." She said as she started to think about a good one. "Ok here's the question, what happened to  ,me in sixth grade." She asked with an expressionless face.

Pinkie's smile vanished in an instant. "But Rarity you told me to never talk about that!" Pinkie said looking very surprised with Rarity. "But if you insist, in fourth grad-"

"No No No!!!" Rarity said frantically. "Whisper it in my ear!" She said as she walked over to where pinkie was sitting.

After a minute or two of Pinkie whispering and giggling rarity finally admitted that she was the real Pinkie Pie. "Okay Pinkie I believe it's you, but who does that make this stallion?" She asked Pinkie while looking me over.

I covered my chest as she looked me over.

"That's Wordsmith! You know him, in fact you met him last night remember?" Pinkie said as she stood up and stretched.

"Well if I'm to take Pinkies word than I must offer my apologies Wordsmith." She said while looking down at the floor.

"It's fine if one of me just knocked on the door then id be pretty weirded out." I said as I grinned at her.

"So do you know who turned you two into such beasts?"

"Were not beasts were hu-" Pinks had put her hand over my mouth and was giving me a kind of soft glare.

"What Wordy was trying to say is that he doesn't think that beast is the right word." Pinks said this with a rather obvious fake smile that I'm almost 100% sure that Rarity saw through.

"Oh I'm sorry I did not mean to offend you." Rarity said while not sounding to sincere.

'Wow I never thought Rarity of all people would be racist or whatever.

"Whatever its fine, can you just make us some clothes? I know you are the best tailor in Equestria."

At that her eyes lit up.

"You mean you wear clothes?!" She said while her eyes sparkled.

"Yeah basically all the time. Can you make them or not?" I said just wanting to leave now.

"Why yes, of course I can! All I need is your measurements." She walked over to a chest, opened it and floated a measuring tape out of it. "Stand still."

"Hold on, you're a unicorn, can't you just use your magic or something?"

She rolled her eyes.

"Of course not, the measurements would not be exact."

'Oh boy this is going to take a while.'

Then... (prologue)

Prologue

Three of the best friends around were about to have there lives turned upside down...

"Andrew... Andrew... Andrew... SEND THE FILE ALREADY COME ON." A very impatient voice yelled from Skype.

"NO I'M WATCHING YOUTUBE, DUDE SHUT UP!" Andrew exclaimed.

Andrew was a fourteen year old African american boy who was about 5 ft 3 in tall with short curly black hair. Arcane was annoying the crap out of Andrew that night. Jeb had released a new Snapshot of the minecraft.jar with jungle biomes and Arcane was so excited to play on a server he constantly pestered Andrew to send the server.jar through Mediafire.

"I DONT WANT CARE ABOUT THAT SO JUST SHUT UP!" Spewed Andrew.

"OK bye." Arcane deadpanned as he left the Skype call.

"God that was so annoying I cant believe how selfish he can be sometimes" Andrew said to Arlan.

"Neighbor you should just send him the file already. He will calm down eventually but you should just do it." Arlan sighed.

"No forget that i'm going to bed see ya later Arl4n" Said Andrew in a rather not-so-tired tone.

Arcane had left the call immediately after saying he would and proceeded to spam Andrew with tons of incoherent messages like ".dflkjv:". After rage-fest 2012 Arcane decided to continue playing Minecraft 1.2.

Soon after Nic logged onto Skype and joined Arcane and Arlan's call. They started to talk all about Minecraft 1.2.

After Andrew got up into his room he heard a voice that he could have sworn hes heard before tell him to get his I-pod and logged onto Skype, It felt almost like he was being controlled. After logging in he was told to ask Nic if he could join her call.

"Hey Andrew!" Nic said.

"Send it Andy." Arcane said while using the nick-name he hated of so much.

"I can't i'm on my Ipod an-"

"Shut your dumb mouth." Arcane said as he interrupted Andrew

"Excellent! Now that you are all here, it is time to embark on your journey." Was exclaim by the same voice that told Andrew to get back on Skype and the three friends all simultaneously blacked out.

"Guys? Guys? You there? where did you go??" Arlan said. "I guess that's enough computer for tonight." He said as he turned off Skype.

Gee it sure is boring around here!

Chapter 7

"Well come in here and help me figure out what happened to her." Mrs.Cake said as I opened the door.

I peeked my head through the door. I don't know what I was expecting but what I got was something my lower half was happy about. I quickly retracted my head from the door.

"Could you tie this towel around her?" I said while sheepishly holding the towel into the room.

"Wait what? Why?" She asked.

She took the towel from my hand and proceeded to scream apon the reveal of my five fingered appendage.

"Your hoof! It's the same as hers! What going on!?" She yelled.

I heard another pair of hooves coming up the stairs.

"Gahhhh! What are you?" The new voice asked. I turned quickly and realized it was Mr.Cake.

"Please don't hit me or anything!" I said while raising y arms to protect my face.

"Andrew? Mr.Cake? Is that you two?" Pinkie asked sounding kind of exhausted from the other room.

"Yes Pinkie it's me is everything OK?" He asked as he ran past me and into the room.

"What happened!" He yelled.

"I don't know I just woke up on the floor like this." Pinkie said.

"I think I can explain, but to do that properly I need to be in the room and to be In the room I need Pinkie to be covered." I said a little snarkishly.

"OK she's covered." Mrs.Cake said after a couple seconds.

I poke my head in again to find that they just threw the sheets from the bed over her and she was laying on the floor like she was asleep.

"OK when I said covered I mea-"

"Just tell us what happened to you two!" They both yelled in unison.

"OK OK, we are both what is called a Homo Sapien or in common speak humans." I said trying to keep as calm as possible (which is a little hard when there is a naked girl  not even half covered directly in your line of sight.)

"Why are you both human? Did you do something to her?!" Mr.Cake said as he stood from the sitting position he was in.

"I'm not the one wh-"

"How do we know you didn't use some kind of human magic on her?" Mrs.Cale said with a harsh glare.

"For starters humans don't have magic and second I think I know who did it." I said still trying my very best to keep calm and not look at the naked girl in the room.

"Oh yeah then who did it?" Mrs.Cake asked sternly.

"A goddess."

"I don't think either of the princesses would do something like this to one of their subjects." Mr.Cake said still glaring at me.

"Not one of the Princesses, a goddess, I don't know who exactly but I remember the face. She said she need me and my friends help, she also said that me and my friends would turn back... into... humans... Pinkie we need to find the others fast!" I said as I realized what has probably happened.

"Pinkie we need to find the others, like now." I said a little scared of what this situation could possibly yield. "Wait no we need actual clothes first."