The Wanders

by kingoftrash1969

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Human, Adventure
Length: 1124

Hi im Jonathan and my friends micheal and noah were playing video games and got drunk and some how got to a planet named equestria

Hi I'm Jonathan and i am a very good gamer. My two friends Micheal and Noah i met from high school. After playing video games, and drinking all night we soon fell into a deep sleep we all entered a planet named Equestria.

Please leave me a message if i made any spelling errors or a typo

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-18 05:10:02 UTC

Chatper 1: Party All Night

      " Hey Its us Micheal and Noah" Micheal said anxiously wanting to come inside. " Oh hey guys what are you doing here " Micheal would always insult me and Noah, he wouldn't really care but hey, you get used to it after a while. " Duh were here for the party retard " he said " Did you bring the games i told you to bring " I said While rapidly taping my pants. " yeah"  Noah had brought in something. " Whats that " I said curiously " Its beer" Noah was always the one to do something wrong or screw up, he is always getting himself or someone else in a mess.

        " We cant drink that dude " This is one of the reasons why Noah is gets someone in trouble " why not " Me and Noah will always get in a fight no matter how stupid or retarded it is." Because were only 18 and the drinking age is 21"

" no shit " Micheal said in the background. " my mom will kill me if she sees me with that or any of you " I said in a quiet voice " oh yeah " " yeah " " ok " Noah said in suspicious tone " What about you Micheal " Hell yeah " I'm still drinking, dude it's our graduation party and we need to have a little fun " I new that was a trigger for Noah to start drinking too because when Micheal does something Noah wants to copy that. As they open they're beer i pop open the tray of the Xbox i put in a game " Hey what game are you playing " Micheal said while drinking his beer " oh I'm playing Ruse " " hey can i play " "Ruse has split screen" " Yeah dipshit " does it come with the game or its an add on " " It automatically comes with the game " At that split second once he asked me if he could join in i new i was going to lose it was all over.

          Noah was in the background sitting and watching. When we entered the lobby i could tell what country he was going to be. He was Germany. I was USA.( If you don't know what ruse is it's a strategy game that has to do with WW2) After one hour of playing Ruse he finally beat me like he always does when we verse. " Ha-ha i win again my 40 win streak isn't over yet, in your mouth son " Thats he says after he beats anyone even his other friends. A couple hours later Noah and Micheal Were drunk as hell. They were so drunk that couldn't even walk straight. They were so drunk that they couldn't even finished they're sentences. " I told you not to bring beer at my party" I said furiously. " Thats right you told u..us ". Noah said in a drunk manor. The next thing you know is they both started charging at me.They gabbed my hoodie and put my head down to wear it was like i was doing the matrix dodging bullets.

            When they put my head down Noah grabbed a can of beer and poured it in my mouth like a fountain. " CHUG CHUG CHUG" Micheal and Noah screaming they're hearts out. When they finally stopped i was already drunk. The next you know is we all collapse on the floor.

           " What are those things, what is that" I could hear a lot of voices. It sounded like a croud  of people. My heart was rapidly from all of the alcohol. When i opened my eyes i saw a lot of ponies i guess i couldn't really tell what they were " Micheal, Micheal" I said in a whisper because i didn't want to startle them " yea , why are you whispering " " i don't want startle the horses" "horses, horses they're not horses they're ponies Dumb ass " " This has to be a dream, it has to be " we were all chained to a wall. " So those things can talk". They figured out we were talking. " Please can you help us" Micheal said. " We don't know who you are and where you came from"  " I am Micheal and these are my two friends Jonathan and Noah and we are from Atlanta, Georgia From the planet earth and we are called humans not things". I could tell the look on her face that she was getting angry with Micheal for not being formal but in a couple minutes she got over it because we're from a different planet. " I'm prin... " Micheal cut her off. " I know who you are, your Princess Celestia"

             " How do you know who i am ,are you a spy "  She started to get furious by the minute " I know who you are because on our planet they have much more technology like a television." He started talking about what a television is and how he knows all the characters of MLP. When princess Celestia finally released us we walked towards her. " How will do anything without a home and food." The rest of the ponies left . " Micheal , Jonathan and Noah " Yea" We all said at the same time. " I will be showing you to your new a canter lot castle". Me and Noah were excited because we've never been to anything like a castle. Micheal wasn't that excited because he's already saw the canter lot castle before when he watches MLP. " wow, a real castle, a real one "  Noah squealed. after  that it just silent. Princess Celestia was looking at us like we were crazy. She didn't look at Micheal the same way. She looked at him like he was a normal pony.

             When we finally reached the castle it was huge. " wow that's huge " Me and Noah expressed. " Would you like me to show you a tour " Celestia Said. " yea but can you just show me my room" I requested " Yea ok"  She use her magic to open the door. It was pretty cool actually. She showed me my room first. It was beautiful it had a redish blueish bed with a red blanket. The room interior color was white, and it had gold columns. Now i know what your thinking, this is a weird room. After i scoped out the room i laid down on my bed and started think . How are we going of this planet ?