Hi! Name's OdysseDash, and what I'm about to tell you is really crazy, yet awesome! So, I recently had a young mare with my wife, PeneleSparkle, details, details... BUT! On that same day, I had to go out to war to fight in Troy! It was a long battle. About... seven years? Something like that. Anyways, I kinda got a bit too reckless, but hay! That's me. So, I declared I won the war myself, when in reality, the gods of us Greek ponies had helped out a little. Athena Bloom helped out in war and when I came with the idea of the Trolljan Horse, EuryloDerpy accidentally dropped something on the soothsayer, which kind of wasn't help of the gods but... Anyways, Athena Bloom and Poseidon Scratch pointed that out. Unfortunately, I was too stupid to disagree. We then got lost at sea and... well, things turned out bad. But, that was the fun part!