Discord has a meeting with Congress.

by SecretPerson

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Comedy, Romance, Random, Adventure
Length: 1150

Celestia demanded Discord be revived, but why? Perhaps it has something to do with the Government of another worlds country, that or Discord just ran off to America to bring Chaos. But he soon finds government has already ruined this land...

Celestia demanded Discord be revived, but why? Perhaps it has something to do with the Government of another worlds country, that or Discord just ran off to America to bring Chaos. But he soon finds government has already ruined this land…

So, what does he do? He forces congress to have a "meeting" with him, let's see how that goes.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-20 06:30:01 UTC

The "meeting", >:D

This is after the Episode "Keep Calm and Flutter on", and includes BIG spoilers, be warned.

SPOILERS

SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discord stood innocently as Celestia's carriage flew to Canterlot, and Twilight looked around.

"Um..." started Twilight, "What now?"

Discord yawned, "I say it is time for..." Discord snapped his fingers causing a newspaper to appear infront of him, "WHAT! They are thinking of raising the debt ceiling again!? Gun Control!? FISCAL CLIFF?! This is madness!"

Discord snapped and the newspaper disappeared, then he promptly made some luggage appear.

Fluttershy trotted up to Discord "Were are you going?"

Discord started stuffing various items from the nearby food carts into his suitcase, and replied "I am taking a business meeting to another dimension, I will be back in an hour."

Rainbow Dash flew up to him "Hey! You'd better not be going off on an evil rampage or something!"

Discord gasped, "Evil rampage!? Me?!"

Fluttershy flew up to Rainbow and reassured, "Now now, I am sure he will keep his word."

Discord laughed, "Of course I will, much more than the buffoons I am going to visit, now bye!"

With a snap of his fingers, a inter-dimensional portal opened, and Discord jumped in. The rest stood there rather confused..

---------------In the U.S. Senate----------------

"So we will add more pork to this, and then, perfect!" said some Congressman.

All the others clapped, and yelled "WOOOO! YEA!"

Then, a Congresswoman stood up, "So now we are going to raise the debt ceiling again, and then, perfect!"

And the Congress goes wild!"

Suddenly, the room started to shake, and the lights started turning darker and lighter.

"What the heck!" yelled some Republican, as a Democrat screamed and knocked himself out with a book.

Out of nowhere, a huge flash came, and Discord floated above the Senate of the United States of America. The room was silent as everyone stared at him, and Discord stared disapprovingly.

Suddenly, another Republican yelled "OH MAH GAWD! ITZ A DRAQUUNAD! KILL IT WIT RED TAPE!"

Discord snapped his fingers, and that Republicans mouth was instantly covered in duct tape.

A Democrat Congresswoman then said, "I propose we make this guy illegal, that should deal with all of the nations problems."

A Republican Congressman replied "Hell yea! We have never tried that yet! Make this... thing... illegal!"

Then Rand Paul yelled "HOLY CRAP IT'S DISCORD FROM MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!"

All the other Congressman stared at him, as he quickly covered, "Uhhh, not that I ever, watched that show!"

Discord began laughing "You all are worse than I thought! Like I would listen to your laws!"

Discord snapped with his tail, and the American Flag was replaced with a polka dot flag. Then he breath in, and blew really hard on the ground, turning it into ice, and he began skating across it while licking a dodo on a stick.

Some random Congressman with a derp face stood up, "I propose to make cold weather taxable to avoid winter!"

The rest of the Senate cheered in agreement, as Discord stood there in awe.

"How can you all be THIS stupid!?!?"

He then immediately snapped, and turned the roof into a greenhouse style one, and said "Now I will let you bake, as I go visit the House."

Discord vanished, and all the Congressmen panicked, while one of them started having a seizure, and another pulled out tons of whiskey and began drinking away, while non of them noticed Rand Paul face-palm and leave the building.

-------------------In the House------------------

Joe Boehner cursed left and right as Discord put duct tape over his mouth, and had Joe hang upside down in a duct tape cocoon.

"Now, for the rest of you..." started Discord, as he noticed the rest of the House bailed on him, "Fine be that way!"

Discord sighed as he snapped his finger, then flashed away. Joe Boehner looked around, as he noticed chocolate milk coming into the building from all sides, suggesting a chocolate milk flood in D.C.

Discord flew above D.C. as he watched Chocolate milk flooding the Capital building, and candy dolphins swimming in the disproportionate pond, as the rest of Washington D.C. was perfectly fine.

Discord then realized something, he needed to talk to one more feller, the President.

------------------In the White House-------------------

Barack Obama was giving a press conference, going pretty much like "Ban guns, raise debt ceiling, some white lies, and no answers on Bengazi."

Suddenly, Discord flashed above Obama, as he continued reading the telaprompter. Multiple people in the crowd ran away, as the news camera people videod Discord, with the ticker reading "Draconequi appears above Obama, still reading transcript"

Discord laughed, as he put bunny ears behind Obama's head childishly, and then readied a wet willy, with chocolate milk of course. 0_e

Obama screamed like a little girl when he recieved the wet willy, and Discord stood their laughing.

"You should have seen your... face..." he said, as he noticed the many Secret Service agents around him with guns pointed.

Discord smiled sheepishly, as he said "Well then, I guess I better go, BYE!"

Suddenly, a huge inter-dimensional vortex opened behind Discord and he was instantly sucked in, an with an explosive flash of ducks flying everywhere, he was gone.

Obama lifted a duck off of his face, and said "Alright, let's make duck heads illegal!"

Suddenly, Joe Boehner ran in covered in duct tape, "OBAMA! I have always kept this inside, but, I have always loved you!"

Barack Obama gasped, "I feel the same way!"

Joe Boehner ran up and hugged Obama, "Now let's make sure no third parties or Libertarians ever come into our government and ruin our relationship!"

"I would never let that happen to you!" replied Obama, and they started kissing... On air..."

"This just in! Obama and Boehner Shipping is happening! What will Michelle think?"

---------Fluttershy's house----------

Fluttershy heard a loud wind sound, and a large THUMP outside her door. She quickly flew over to it, and opened it to see discord standing there.

"Discord! Were have you been?!" she said, as she noticed the confused Vice President standing up behind Discord, "And, what is that?"

Discord turned around, and replied, "Oops, I accidentally brought the Vice President here... oh well!"

Fluttershy flew up to Vice President Joe Biden and said "Oh you poor little thing, were are you from?"

Joe looked around confusingly, and stared at Fluttershy, "Wait, were are my body guards?!"

Fluttershy gasped, "Oh no! Your delusional! Don't worry, I will reform that poor little mind of yours back to health!"

Fluttershy then dragged Joe Biden into her cottage, as Discord held in some laughing.

Suddenly, with a flash, Discord appeared infront of everyone reading this, "Well! THAT'S ALL FOLKS!"

"That's my line..." said Porky Pig as he held a baseball bat.

"Uh oh" said Discord, right before this fic ended.