Human voyages of the Equestrian bedroom

by shadowtempest47

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Sex, Human, Main 6
Length: 3110

A Collection of stories about a human having physical relations with alien colored ponies. Written within a hour.

Theses are the stories of a poor human stuck in the magical land of Equestria, and his journeys in the bedrooms of several 'starved' mares. All these stories are written more or less within the hour with time to edit afterwards so very little of the actual story is compromised.

(note the Human does not know about MLP)

Published 2013-02-08 21:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-10 21:36:33 UTC

Day 59 (Human X Rarity) "Rarity and the Paparazzi"

Day 59 (Human X Rarity) "Rarity and the Paparazzi"

“Sister, tell the human to get rid of his clothing already!” Luna stated in a rather frustrated tone at Celestia. “Luna, you know he’s uncomfortable with that fact right? Human’s consider it taboo to walk around naked...” Celestia replied to her younger sister with her calm tone, this wasn't the first petty squabble they have had over their many years of existence. Luna sighs realizing her sister was right “I know... but his sense of style is abhorrent for the royal palace, it would be better if he was naked.” Celestia got up from her seat and moved over to Luna. “I know, that’s why I have a special guest coming to visit us in the morning, hopefully she will be up for the task...” Luna looked out the window pondering for a brief moment. “I certainly hope so otherwise I will remove his clothing myself...”

“Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh OH MY GOSH! I simply have so much to pack and so little time!” Rarity panicked as she ran around her stop, items floating into the bags and respected cases with elegance and pose. “Rarity you don’t have to pack so much stuff, they will have all the things you will need for your task, the Princesses will make sure of it...” Twilight said as she rolled her eyes. “Oh I know that... but I’m going to be there for a few days! I simply must take in as much of the Canterlot culture as I can!” She said as more clothing was placed in her bags. “Fine... but don’t forget why you're there...The Princesses are counting on you” Twilight said in a supportive tone as she left Rarities shop to give her time to pack.

Keith woke up in the morning, Celestia’s sun dancing across his face. He let out an audible sigh in defeat as he realized he wasn't going to be able to get back to sleep from another long night of studying so he could function like a respectable member of equestrian society. It still felt weird for all this to be occurring, but he had accepted his fate. As he had gotten dressed he heard a knock on the door. “Come in” He called out as his voice almost echoed in this rather large guest room. “It’s good to see you are awake for my day.” Celestia said as her ethereal mane danced on a invisible wind. “Celestia, it’s good to see you, come to give me another quiz on equestrian society?” He asked as he finished putting on his shirt. “Actually,No, I’m here to inform you that, you will be having an important guest coming, to see you, she will be tailoring a new set of clothing for you.” She said with a smile “I already feel guilty staying here as long I have...” He said to her as he looked guilty which was sincere considering his stance their generosity. “Nonsense, you are a guest and Luna believes that you should have more appropriate clothing for your stay at the royal palace, The tailor is already on her way here, so I would suggest you go to the guest fitting room, immediately so she can get started.” Celestia suggested in her motherly way. “Have I told you thank you?” Keith asked. “Every single day...Now hurry...” She hurried him along smiling she closed the door behind them with her magic.

Keith walked into the rather large room and saw her standing there, staring right at him in horror. “Human...” She muttered. “Hello...” He said with a concerned tone to his voice. They both stood there for a few minutes the tension being confined to the very room, and it was Keith who blinked first. “While shall we?” He asked as white unicorn. She blinked as she was brought back to the world of the living. “Oh of course, I am so sorry it was unladylike for me to stare...” Rarity apologized as she moved over to him. “it is of no problem...So what do I do here?” He asked. “Take off your clothing, I need to take your measurements.” She stated matter of factly as she focused on the task at hand. He sighed as he disrobed feeling rather uncomfortable as he reached his boxers. “I don’t have to remove this too do I?” He asked. “Not right now, but if you want extra pairs of those, you will soon. “ She said as she took his measurements, though there was a moment once or twice where she had to consider how to do so as he did break the mold for her usual clientele.

Over the next several hours she worked and worked on clothing for him probing his mind about his likes and dislikes and by the end of it, he had tried on several outfits, Keith was now straighten out the cuffs on a nice black suit with dark gray pinstripes she had made him for formal occasions. “Looks fabulous, I must say Rarity you have outdone yourself again!” She said happily at her work and herself, ignoring Keith completely. “Indeed, I’m surprised you were able to make this all so quickly.” He said to her. “It’s all practice...I started when I was a filly” She said happily as she started to correct her hair. “Celestia is allowing me to take a guest to a very nice play as part of my payment, if you wish you may come with me as my date, I always love showing off my creations... and I must say this certainly fits the bill.” She said with a flirty smile, more then suggesting that no was not a answer. “I certainly don’t mind, my lady...” he said in a gentlemanly fashion. “Good, I shall see you at the royal playhouse soon enough...” Rarity said as she left to what Keith would assume would be four hours of her making sure everything was perfect.

Keith dreaded the whole play, it wasn't that it was bad, it just that it was rather stuffy and much too classy for his tastes and required knowledge he didn't have at this point in his studies to enjoy, but he had to admit Rarity certainly looked the part of the crowd. It wasn't long before they were walking out of the playhouse. “Let go something to drink so we can discuss the play in a more casual setting hmm?” She asked. “I could use a drink actually, it was a little warm in there...” He replied happily as they moved to a bar just down the road, obviously drawing a few paparazzi from the swarm trying to get photo’s of the A-listers leaving the hall.

As they reached the bar, the paparazzi tried to blend in with everyone else in the bar as not to be completely obvious to them, but Rarity noticed them as both her and Keith discussed the play in detail and what was one bottle of wine ended up becoming two, and eventually three. “have I told you I really like the attention they have been giving us?” She asked as she was obviously slightly drunk from all the wine, but was putting up a good show, maintaining her decorum. “Really? I find them rather annoying.” Keith replied bluntly as he sipped his glass of wine. “You're kidding right? publicity is only a good thing when it comes to my shop...” She said with a smile as she moved over to band stage which was empty at this point in the evening and started to dance rather suggestively.

The eyes of several drunken stallions drifted to her frame as several photo’s were being taken from the paparazzi. “Join me Keith...” She said to him almost giggling. Keith hesitated for several moments. “Joooin me....” She whined. Keith decided not deal with the headache, joined her on the stage as she continued to dance, but this time more than a little suggestive as she grinded against his crotch, eventually making both him hard and her wet with anticipation as the camera’s didn't stop flashing. She eventually leaned over to him and whispered in his ear rather loudly. “I’m going to give you something special back in the room.” She said as the alcohol finally started to take it’s toll on her mind.

As they stumbled back to the Castle the paparazzi followed taking photo’s as both Keith and Rarity stumbled along the road. Keith sighed as he placed her on her bed and it was then that she smiled lewdly as she pulled him down onto her as well, her hoof grinding against his crotch. “Thank you for tonight” She said drunkenly as she unzipped his pants rather clumsily and it wasn’t long until he moved his member through the gap and it sprung to life.

Rarity stared at it with a moment only giggling. “It’s smaller...” As she started to rub it rather liberally, all Keith let out a low moan from her treatment, as the pleasure from the soft fur on her hoof was unreal. “Enjoying this?” She said as her voice became more worn. “Very much so...” he moaned as he lightly grabbed the sides of the bed as he used what little self control he had not to force her mouth down onto it, for several minutes he was racked with pleasure as her hoof was starting to become lightly lubricated from his pre-cum and this only improved the sensations he was experiencing. He noticed over the past few moments that she was starting to slow down. “Rarity I’m going to cum soon” He moaned, but he never came as her hoof became slower and slower, as he could no longer stand having blue balls he looked down, and saw that she had fallen asleep with her face between his legs. but from the position of the window it looked like she was deep throating him each time she took a deep restful breath.

“Miss Rarity is so not going to like being the center of attention in this manure storm...” The editor of the local tabloid said with a smile. The pictures spread from the Paparazzi spread across his desk, his member being sucked by a young intern underneath the desk.

Author's Note

((sadly enough this one was not taken on by the group that I get my prompts from due to the fact Rarity was drunk, though it as the only way I could realistically see her doing anything remotely of that nature, but I decided to post it here none the less, because this was my first jump into the one hour pony sex story arena.))

Day 60 (Human X Rarity) "Morning after remedy"

The light from the open window slammed into Keith’s hungover mind and caused his head to spin, jarring him from his sleep with waves of dizziness, it was then he noticed that there was the familiar white unicorn in between his legs. “So that all did happen last night...” He moaned secretly wishing last night didn't happen, at least what he could remember. He must have been louder than he intended as Rarity shuffled from her position and let out a groan herself. “My head...” She whined even before she opened her eyes. “Morning.” He said to her as the spinning in his head slowly started to subside.

Her eyes shot open, obviously not expecting a response, and the first thing she saw was him frame, with his flaccid cock right between her eyes, and she let out a cry of panic, straining her features. As the reality of last night set in. “I didn't...did I?!” She asked as she almost started move her tongue around in her mouth looking for a particular taste. “I doubt it... I’m still uncomfortable from last night...” He said to her mentally smiling. “Oh thank goodness.” She sighed with relief as she got off the bed and moved to close the window and pulled the curtains closed and she walked to the bathroom. Keith then decided to get up himself and and do up his pants. His feet hit the ground with a noticeable click as his dress shoes were still on.”You’re not intending to leave a lady alone are you?” Rarity called out from the bathroom as she heard the click of his shoes. “Of course not, just stretching my legs.” He said to her as he walked around the room, mentally cursing her for adding that small metal plate to his shoes.

Rarity then came out a few minutes later, her formal dress from the night before had obviously been removed, and two cups were floating just to the side of her obviously using her magic to do so, and quickly but elegantly moved a water filled cup towards him. He took the cup without question and drank the water, the sensations of the liquid flowing down his throat and cooling the burning sensation and slightly refreshed him and his senses. When he put the glass down onto the end table, he noticed Rarity had done the same, but she had obviously taken smaller sips. “Now where are my manners...I had promised you a good time last night and I failed to deliver, I must rectify this!” She said in an almost determined tone.

“Excuse me?” he stated, obviously a little taken back. “You heard me.” she stated as she moved over to him and gently pushed him onto the bed. “What are you doing?” He asked her with concern as she crawled on top of him. “It’s a pleasant hangover remedy I learned, and it requires two participants.” She said as she unzipped his pants with her magic. Keith’s eyes went wide at the sound, and then sensation of fresh air entering his pants. “You really don’t have to do this...” He said to her with hesitation in his voice. “Hush, you know want me to help you...” She said with a seductive smile as she freed his member and gently stroked it with her magic. He felt uncomfortable with the prospect considering the suddenness of it all, but he was hardly going to argue and turn a good thing away considering how long it had been since he was last intimate with a member of the opposite sex.

He gasped as the sensations reached his brain, it felt amazing like it was extremely sensitive and someone was rubbing it with a smooth cloth rather slowly, It wasn't long until his own horn stood straighter than Rarities horn. She then moved herself over his frame, and started to straddle his erect member. “Rarity there is something you should know...” He said hesitantly as he felt her nether lips rub against the head of his penis. “What is it dear?” She said as she was desperately trying not to impale herself on his member. “This is my first time with a Unicorn...” He said to her rather sheepishly.

“Really?” She said taken back almost by surprise. “Then I must simply make this magical!” She said excitedly as she slowly lowered herself onto him. She felt amazingly tight and he felt her contract around his member hungrily as she slid further and further down his member, the warmth was so intense for him he thought she might actually burn it off. “Rarity, You’re so tight and warm...” He said as he moaned. “Thank you dear...” she said with a strained voice as she finally hilted herself onto his manhood. “I hope you enjoy this as much as I intend to...” She said as she started to move up and down his length. “Oh my god...” He moaned as he grabbed the side of the bed so he wouldn't try to take control of the pacing, and as he looked up he noticed her face was scrunched up in some mild discomfort, but pleasure as she got used to the sensations of his member, it was a different feeling and hit different places than a stallion. Keith enjoyed the view as she became even warmer. “Rarity I swear you’re going to melt me...” He said as he stifled back a moan. “Good my dear, I've been waiting for a good male...” she replied almost breathlessly.

After a few minutes Keith couldn't stand the sensations of her slower pace any longer, his hands drifted to just above her flanks and he started to take control of the pace. “Oh my...” She moaned as his pace quickened and lewd sounds started to come from her marehood as she desperately wanted to keep him inside her, but was too aroused to do so. “Yes! Please!... pick up the pace!” She cried out as he quickly obliged her. He started to slam her up and down his rod rather frantically as he felt the familiar tightness in his loins. “Rarity...I’m going to...cum...” He moaned, it was then he felt the sensation of her magic starting to gently kneed his balls. “Cum inside me... let me feel you...” She said as she looked down on him hungrily. That look pushed him over the edge as the dykes broke and he shot his seed deep inside her. “Momma’s cumming!” She cried out as he felt her tense up, her head thrown back and she quickly fell onto him. He stroked her mane and looked at her as she came back to the world of the living. “You were simply magical.” He said to her with a smile. “I certainly hope so, because you were too...” She said with a smile as they both embraced each other.

Time passed and he eventually broke their embrace. “So why all this... I get the feeling you’re not the type of mare that takes that sort of interaction so casually” He asked her as he kissed her forehead. “My dear you’re rare, and you were such a good sport last night from everything I remember anyways, it felt wrong not to repay you considering I noticed the play wasn't to your liking.” She explained in a comforting tone. “Well thank you then Rarity for popping my Unicorn cherry.” He said with a big smirk. “Don’t mention it.” She said with a blush.

They both had long forgotten about their hangovers and come evening, they both said their goodbyes.

Author's Note

((I didn't realize till after I had written and edited this with my proof reader, that I had incorrectly read the prompt, so yet again this did not see the light of their page, but I figured it would be a waste not to share this.))