One Rainy Autumn Day...
Yes, this is a CLOPFIC. It contains extremely graphic, descriptive sexual content. Don't start reading and be surprised when it begins, okay? Oh, don't forget to upvote, yaddayaddayadda.
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This story will be told in three points. One: Fred, two: Pony, and three: Narrator. One and Two will be third-person, and narrator will be First-person. That's me, who's talking, the narrator. I shouldn't be, Freddy should. But I'm not letting him. Hehe. What's that? Okay, fine, here's Freddy.
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Freddy Jenkins was walking. Not walking because he was sad and depressed, but because he was on his way to work. And goodness it was cold!
The rain fell almost in sheets, drenching everything in its path. It matched his overall attitude quite nicely. Of course, Freddy could be a happy person, but that was rare. His entire family was gone. Everyone but him. His parents had both been single parents, as had he. He had a pretty nasty case of Aspergers as well, so he wasn't the most social of human beings.
Of course, he wasn't entirely friendless; there were fellow men whom he liked to chat with at work and whatnot, but that was it, so he was still lonely. All of the time. He was on the verge of being clinically depressed. But no matter; whenever he was sad, he just watched My Little Pony! That always cheered him up. But, in a way, it made him sad too. He was never going to go to Equestria, and never experience the wonders there. And he knew that.
Freddy hid his laptop under his hoodie-and-vinyl-coat combo. It was cold enough that such attire was necessary. Even so, he was afraid that his precious device was going to get ruined.
The reason that he was bringing his own computer was because the building that he worked in was struck by lightning, and the surge was enough to fry everything that was plugged in. Which, of course, included Fred's computer. He was fortunate that he wasn't very far into his most recent project.
On Freddy's left was a block of red brick buildings, which were brand-new.
The alleyways were clear of garbage, and no damage was visible anywhere. This was not because the city was new, in fact, it was quite the opposite, over one hundred years old. It was because there was a massive boom the the regional economy a decade or two ago when, well, a large corporate business bought everything. Some people, mostly ones who had lived there before the purchase, had put up a big stink about it.
But whatever. The city was rich, clean, tidy, and the company was the exact same the had provided him with the awesome job that he had now ,so, therefore, Freddy was glad.
To his left, there was a large park. There were the two soccer goals, the playground, the swing set...
The grass was well cut and everything was quite attractive, had it been a warmer day.
Despite the cold, there was no snow, just rain, which was coming down even harder than before. Fred was going to need to get out of it, or he was gonna catch a cold. There was even a light mist beginning to form.
He was almost successful in leaving the rain, his workplace being just around the corner, when he tripped. He tripped on his un-tied bootlace. Darn.
Freddy's head came crashing down onto the cobblestone sidewalk. Yes, it was cobblestone, not cement. Of course, the stones were clean and well rounded, but its kind of hard to pay attention to how pretty the ground is when your skull is being smashed into said ground at a very high velocity.
Freddy saw some pretty bright stars, and his vision went black. Not black with unconsciousnesses, just with pain; he was still very much awake, though he wished that he wasn't.
He felt blood trickle down his forehead. Uh-oh, he hoped that he wouldn't need stitches; he hated the needles that were required.
Fred was still awake, but he was stunned. He lay there for a while and tried to regain some composure. Then his hand darted for his laptop. Whew. Still there.
It was right then when Fred noticed something that was quite peculiar: it was no longer raining. And it wasn't cold anymore either, in fact, it was quite warm. Felt pretty sunny.
Also, the pattering of rain and sounds of car horns in the distance had been replaced with chirping birds. Fred's eyes tightened, which sent a flash of sharp pain through his head.
"Ow. Owwwwww. Ow."
Fred propped his upper body up off of the grass (grass?) and scrunched his eyes in pain.
"Oowwwwwwwwww."
The blood trickling down his face was still there. He was going to need medical attention. And something heavily caffeinated. Most importantly the latter.
Freddy, always being prepared, brought out a bandage from his bag and wrapped his head up, managing to staunch the bleeding.
Freddy managed to open his eyes somewhat, much to the objection of his skull, and he thought one of the most cliched sentences every: Must've hit my head harder than I thought.
He was no longer on Earth, either physically or mentally, that much was certain. He was in what appeared to be a local park, but that's not what bothered him. What bothered him was the fact that everything was a cartoon. Everything. It. Was. A drawing.
Okay.
Fred's head cleared and he was able to see and think clearer as a consequence. Well, it mattered not whether this was in his mind or real, because he was in Equestria!
Freddy was in what appeared to be Ponyville's park. No ponies were around either. Good, he didn't want to freak anyone out. But how could he tell whether or not this was all real?
It hit him: Twilight. She was the smartest pony in Ponyville; she would more than likely know what to do. If she was real.
Fred snuck around the outskirts of town, clutching his ever-precious laptop in his arms.
Eventually, he decided to check his head wound. He went over to a nearby creek and unwrapped the cloth. No blood dripped from the gash. Must have been smaller than he thought. He washed his face in the stream and resumed his search.
He managed to locate the library and, when he saw that no one was around, he walked up and was just about to knock on the door when, for some reason, he was no longer on the ground. As a matter of fact, he was very rapidly leaving the ground, and his stomach was in his throat.
He noticed a very strong pair of limbs tightly grasping him across his chest. They were cyan. Rainbow Dash is best pony! Uh-oh. Rainbow Dash is also fastest and strongest pony.
Where was she taking him? Fred soon got his answer.
He was dropped on a large cloud, which he didn't fall through for some reason, and sent little puffs of mist scattering all over. He somersaulted pretty close to the edge, but stopped before he fell to his doom. He regained his posture, and began using his legs to scoot himself away from the hundred-plus foot drop.
"Holy Cra-"
The air was knocked out of him again. Rainbow Dash had tackled him and was now pinning him down against the surprisingly non-malleable cloud.
"Alright mister, I don't know who or what you are, but if you're trying to hurt my friend Twilight, you're in for a world of hurt!"
Freddy raised his hands to cover his face protectively; if Rainbow Dash is threatening to put you in a world of hurt, you'd better listen.
"Gah! No! I wasn't going to hurt Twilight, I promise! I was looking for help!"
"Help? Help for what?"
Fred lowered his hands slightly and peered past them into the magenta eyes of the angry pegasus. A quizzical look was on his face.
"Uh. I'm not entirely sure how I got here..."
Some of the aggression left Rainbow's face, but she still looked like she was going to rip Fred's entrails out.
The pony's eyes narrowed into tiny slits as she climbed off of him.
"Alrighty, what are you then? An alien?"
"Well, I guess so. Here anyway."
"What're you here for?" Rainbow said, leaning closer to Fred's face.
Fred leaned back submissively.
"I don't know, I was just walking down my street when I tripped, hit my head, and then I was here."
"Do you have a name!?"
"Yeah, Freddy Jenkins-"
"And Twilight? How'd you know about her huh?"
"Look, its really a long story-"
"Tell me!" the pegasus menaced.
Freddy nodded and tried, as best he could, to explain television, animation, the show...
When he was finished, Rainbow Dash was looking at him like he was a complete idiot.
"Oookayy, mister, whatever you say. But I still think you're-OW!"
Freddy cocked his head at the Pegasus
"What? What's wrong?"
"Its nothing!" Rainbow snapped at the concerned human, "I...I just hurt my wing, that's all."
"Doing...what?"
She gave a sigh of frustration, "Probably from trying to protect my friends! You're not the lightest guy I've picked up you know....you...are a guy, right?"
"Yeah...."
Another suspicious glare. Then Rainbow Dash stretched her wings out and there was a wince and her left wing crumpled up a bit.
"Here, let me..." He got up from his crossed legs and began to reach out to the Pegasus.
"Woah, hey! What're you doin'!?"
Fred sighed, "I'm trying to help you, com'ere..." He swiped for Rainbow's hurt wing.
"Eh, eh, eh! Noooo." She said, pulling her wing back.
"Hey, come on, I'm going to make it feel better."
"How? With some sort of alien technique thingie? How do I know you're not gonna implant some alien brain-control device in me?"
Despite himself, Freddy smiled. This is exactly how he would expect Rainbow Dash to act.
"Nooo. I'm going to massage it."
You know, when you have aspergers, that usually includes an obsession with two or three specific subjects. Freddy's were My Little Pony, Computers, and, surprisingly, massage therapy; he knew how do get that cramp from Rainbow's wing.
Yet another suspicious glare.
"Alright, but if I feel anything out of the ordinary: you're getting off this cloud. The fast way."
Freddy didn't doubt it.
"Okay, lay down," Fred instructed.
Suspicious glare.
Fred threw his hands up in the air, "Come on! I'm not going to hurt you! Besides; how are we gonna get off this cloud if you can't even fly down?"
Fred saw that his point had gotten across to the Cyan Pegasus, and she reluctantly got down on her stomach, limbs splayed out in all directions.
"There, perfect, now gimme your wing."
A feathered wing landed in Fred's hands. He began prodding around, "Okay, where exactly does it hurt?"
"AH! Right there, right there!"
Freddy gave off an amused grin.
"Okay, relax. You'll be flying around again in no time. Then we can talk to Twilight and hopefully figure some things out."
Again, the prepared man, Fred reached into one of his many pockets and grabbed a small bottle of lotion.
Rainbow eyed it suspiciously, and Freddy calmed her, "Its just lotion. I'm pretty sure that you have it here too."
Rainbow Dash rolled, then closed her eyes.
There was a click as Fred spread the lotion on his hands and he located the hurt spot on Rainbow's wing. She winced a bit, her teeth showing, when he came into contact with that painful area, but she relaxed as Fred began to skillfully rub the muscle.
"Ooh. Right there."
There was a small smile on Rainbow's face, and Freddy had one on as well. He began to move outward to the rest of her wing, massaging joints, prodding sore muscles, and rubbing the lotion into her skin. Fred moved on to the small of her back, and then the other wing. As he finished up the other wing, he began to go slower.
"Wow, you have some pretty muscled-up wings there."
The little grin on the pegasus's face widened.
"That's because I'm the most talented flyer in Equestria!" She said boastfully.
Freddy chuckled.
He moved on to her rump muscles, massaging slowly. He grabbed a refill of lotion and began to spread over Rainbow's cutie marks.
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Hi there. Narrator again. Don't worry, we'll get back to the story soon! Geez, so eager to get rid of me....anywho, what both Fred and I neglected to mention until now is that Fred's lack of social skills and his love of My Little Pony had kind of led him into a....let's say a 'fetish.'
He's a clopper. Now, I understand that a lot bronies are cloppers, but with Fred being so autistic, and so lonely, it was a pretty big obsession. The next twenty seconds will decide whether one of his biggest dreams comes true, or if he dies, thrown off of a cloud to his death
THERE! I'm done! Here's the freaking story! (Get that lube ready!)
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The combinations of Fred's social awkwardness, and his 'obsession' compelled him, against all better judgment, to do what he did next. His hand crept down Rainbow's backside.
Felling this, Rainbow frowned.
"What are you doing?"
No answer. During the next two seconds, Fred's mind went blank, it was as if a different force possessed him. The middle and index fingers of Fred's left hand plunged themselves into Rainbow Dash's marehood.
Fred froze, and Rainbow Dash tensed up. He was dead, he was dead, he was dead. What the heck was he thinking? He's going to die, he's gonna get thrown of this cloud, or, simply pounded to death. You could cut the tension in the air with a knife. Freddy could feel warm juices lightly dripping down his two fingers.
Brace for impact!
But, instead of bucking him off the cloud, a rush of red flowed into Rainbow's cheeks. She turned around and gazed at Fred. He had a hard time reading her expression. No anger, not you-alien-just-raped-me-with-your-fingers-so-now-I'm-going-to-kill-you type expressions, but no sensuality either.
She just gazed at him with her giant eyes, and, finally, a small, mischievous grin appeared.
"Yeah," she whispered, barley audible, and her blush deepened even more, "right there."
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Rainbow Dash was unsure what to think of what just happened. At first it was surprise, anger, then...pleasure. What most ponies don't know is that Rainbow Dash was a virgin. She was not proud of it, because, well, she's Rainbow Dash. She was the Fastest, most Talented Flyer in Equestria, the Bearer of Loyalty, and the Iron Pony. Why not the most desirable mare in Ponyville?
She wasn't sure why, but no stallion had ever come up to her, nether her them. But, now, she didn't care; she was going to be the first pony to have sex with an alien. She wasn't sure if that was a good title or not, but, again, she didn't care.
Her (formerly) un-penetrated vagina was quivering, and a wave of pleasure sent itself up her body. She felt herself blush a deep red. The pleasure was indescribable.
"Yeah. Right there."
She could see the human smile and she felt his fingers slide out, bringing a string of body fluid with them. Rainbow gasped at the pleasure.
This time, the fingers penetrated deeper into her body, and Rainbow shuddered. It was awesome. The human's fingers penetrated three more times until they left her marehood but they didn't return. Rainbow was about to open her eyes to see what was taking so long when the human surprised her by flipping her over on her back.
Fred began stripping all of his top layers off until his bare flesh was shown. Rainbow Dash would be lying if she said that the idea of being with him was unattractive; he was very well toned.
With a slightly disturbing and wolfish grin, the human crawled down and lay on top of the pegasus. She was so warm, small and fuzzy that Fred was aroused even more.
He began to kiss Dash's neck, his lips burrowing into her fur. One hand came up and began to massage her ear. Finally, Fred began to work his way down, first past her chest, down to her stomach, and then her glistening marehood.
Freddy's head hovered above Rainbow's entrance for a second or two, then he stuck out the tip of his tongue, and began dancing around her labia.
Rainbow Dash struggled to breath; this was the greatest thing she had ever experienced!
But it was about to get better. Fred's moist mouth muscle began to extend more and more, until the entire length of his tongue was dragging around in circles. Then Fred took the plunge.
Dash was so surprised at the moist intrusion and the sheer amount of pleasure that it gave her, that a little squeal escaped her lips.
"Fred!" She said, the last syllable of his name ending in a high-pitched squeak. Rainbow blushed even more.
This pushed Fred onward. He got everything as wet as he could. The pony's labia was glistening with saliva, and her vagina was so wet. Fred located the little pleasure button, and attacked it unabashed. Rainbow tensed up, and her back leg kicked without command.
"Freddy...ungh....ahh"
There was a familiar tingling that Dash felt between her thighs. She may have been a virgin, but she played with herself more than once before.
"I-I-I'm gonna..."
Fred withdrew his glistening tongue, complete with string of saliva, and rolled over on his back.
"You're turn," he almost-commanded, quite bluntly, actually.
Rainbow Dash smiled; this was going to be fun.
She lay on top of the human and began to move around, her soft fur warming Fred up, especially his groin. She pecked him on the cheek. Then she extended her own tongue began to lick the human's ear. Her right hoof found purchase behind Fred's head, and her other reached down and groped his erection.
Hooves on Equestrian ponies actually aren't hard. They're pretty soft. Hehe, don't worry, you'll get you erection back, I, the generous narrator, just had to ruin it for you for a second.
Rainbow Dash was small, so she had a hard time stretching very far. Her hoof only managed to caress the tip of Fred's penis. Rainbow detached herself from his ear and slipped her tongue between his lips. She was met with a lot of energy from the already-used tongue. Their tongues wrestled with one another, exchanging saliva until Dash detached. Of course, the all-important string of saliva was there. It aroused both of them further, and Rainbow found herself wanting to push forward.
Her tongue extended yet again, as she drug it across Fred's pecks, down his abs, and Rainbow did a little hovering of her own before she gave his penis a test lick.
There was a sharp intake of breath from above.
Heh, I guess I'm good at this too.
She began to lightly coat his entire groin with her saliva, until everything, his head, length, and testicles had a shiny film of moisture covering them. Despite her inexperience, Rainbow knew that this would make his erection cold, what with them being so far up in the air and whatnot, and the chill would only make it more pleasurable when she took the entire thing into her warm mouth, which she did. The explosion of pleasure on the human's part was intense.
Fred was impressed: the cyan pegasus had taken his entire length into her throat. Fred knew his manhood wasn't small by any means. If he didn't know better, he would have said that Rainbow didn't have a gag reflex.
She began to move up, moving her tongue back and forth across the bottom of his shaft as she drug up.
Fred made a funny face, which Dash couldn't help but giggle a bit at.
She repeated, again and again, eliciting a shiver of pure pleasure from the human each time.
Fred felt that he was about to finish, and he extended the palm of his hand a stopped Rainbow Dash, who drew Fred's erection from her mouth, with an audible pop, and looked up at him quizzically. Did she do something wrong?
Another wolfish grin, "My turn again."
Freddy slid out from underneath the cyan pegasus and mounted her like a freaking animal. He crouched and slid his erection into her bloated clitoris. He wrapped his arms around the pegasus's chest and shoved the side of her face into the ground. Cloud. Whatever.
He figured that a pony like Rainbow Dash would like something a bit rough, so that's what he gave her. He shoved his entire length, down to the base, deep into the pony's insides.
Another gasp.
Fred continued, purposely being rough and hard, extracting a little moan of pleasure from Dash each time. Not like in smutty porn: this was real.
"F-f-f-f-f-f..." She couldn't even finish his name at this point. She was even crying. Success.
Rainbow blushed more than Freddy though possible as he thrust his length further inside Rainbow again and again. Freddy watched as something that must only happen to pegasai during pleasurable moments unfolded: Rainbow's wings extended fully, an impressive wing-span, and they were as stiff as a brick.
Freddy felt a tingling in his testicles and he pulled free, he couldn't be having little mutant babies on his hands, could he?, only to plunge deep into Rainbow's anus.
Rainbow Dash had masturbated before, but nothing had ever penetrated her anus from the outside before then. The strange mixture of pain and pleasure was amazing.
The sense of being used where she hadn't before was....liberating somewhat.
Fred's shuddered as a final wave of warmth and pleasure racked through his body, and Rainbow was suddenly filled with a hot, sticky fluid. Fred broke contact, and flung semen in a somewhat amusing arc through the air. And they both fell panting into the thick, fluffy cloud.
They both turned and gazed deep into one another's eyes. Rainbow Dash broke the silence, "That was so awesome!"
Fred smiled. One of her catchphrases.
"Yes...yes it was."
Rainbow Dash scooted up to Fred and buried her head into his chest, and Fred draped his arm over the small, fuzzy creature. Today was a good day.
The day continued with Rainbow Dash introducing Freddy to all of her friends, and assuring them that he was friendly. Pinkie Pie threw him a party, and it was great. No more sex, though, because as soon as Fred fell asleep at Sugarcube corner, exhausted from the epic party that he had received, the universe righted itself, and sent the human back to its intended slot in space-time continuum.
Rainbow Dash woke up each morning afterwards with a giant smile on her face. She was good at sex!
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"God-freaking-dammit, I'm on Earth again!"
THE END
