Jeff in Equestria

by Ghostdad7

Captured by horses. Unbelievable.

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Captured, By Horses. Unbelievable.

Jeff, after hearing some of the talking amongst the horses, he decided to take them head-on. He was confident in his abilities to take out about 25 horses at once. He walked until he got to his old campsite. There he stood in the middle, waiting for the horses to show.

He didn't wait long. He heard some noises behind him. He turned around and there he saw the horses had made a half circle around him. He allowed them to continue to make the circle. When they finished, Jeff pulled out his knife before saying, "You'll need a lot of luck to even hurt me."

Some of the horses drew spears, while others drew swords. Jeff licked his lips in anticipation of the battle. The ones with swords came closer to him, expecting an easy victory from the look on their muzzles.

Jeff's smiled widened, and he slashed widely cutting one horse across the chest, and another by the throat, only a few inches away from the jugular. It was then that from the other side the horses charged forward, while the ones with wings took to the air. Jeff slashed again and cut one of the horses across the jugular and nicking the ear of another.

He slashed at one of the horses holding a spear, the horse dropped the spear to dodge. Jeff quickly reached down, picked up the spear, and chucked it at one of the horses in the air, piercing a wing. It was then that he noticed the horses were carrying a cloud. Thinking nothing of it he slashed at the horses that got closer to them, and plunged his knife into another horse's chest.

He then heard a crackle of electricity. He looked up and saw the cloud was right above him. One of the flying horses hit the cloud, sending a bolt of lightening down on Jeff.


Lyra screeched in pain as it felt like liquid fire was being poured on her. She stopped as quickly as if came.


"What did you do that for!?" screamed Twilight at the pegasus who hit the cloud.

"I got it, didn't I?" asked the pegasus, slightly annoyed.

"Yes, but if you hurt it, it hurts Lyra! She and the creature are connected!" shouted Twilight in anger. She was about to start more on her rant, when she heard a chilling laughter.

From the blackened area the creature slowly stood up before saying, "You know what? That kinda hurt! I'll take my time with you!" The creature then wrenched a spear out of a guard that was close to it, stabbing the guard, and threw it straight at the pegasus who hit the cloud. The spear pierced through the wing, making the pegasus spiral down and hit the ground.


Jeff pounced on the flying horse and a long and quick knife wound across the horse's body, moving from the neck, down to it's flanks. He then slashed at the horse's forelegs and throat repeatedly making and X across it's neck and forelegs.

Jeff was then hit in the back and flew forward, into a tree. Jeff laughed again saying, "You're going to have to hit harder if you want to beat me!" He looked at the orange horse that hit him.

He looked at the other horses with weapons, knowing that they would be the ones that might bring him down. He ran to a small group of four horses and slashed wildly, leaving three with knife wounds near their throats. That last one pointed it's sword at Jeff and was backing away.

"Boo." said Jeff, the horse dropped the weapon and bolted. He looked around and saw that only 10 horses had weapons. He made them his first priority. He charged forward and slashed at their heads, as they were holding their weapons in their teeth. The horses ducked. Jeff feinted a downward strike, and stabbed forward, catching one of the horses in the chest.

Jeff then spun around and made his knee connect with one of the other horses, dazing the horse he quickly pulled the sword out of it's mouth. The extended reach helped him as he slashed at some of the guards out of reach with the sword. The horse he dazed started to recover until Jeff plunged his knife into it's chest.

He made a quick count and it showed him seven were left with weapons. He attacked one horse that had a spear, a quick slice to the throat and a yank, he had the spear out of the horse's mouth. He looked at another who had a spear and threw it. The spear hit it's target and went through the horses chest. He then charged into the other horses. He did a horizontal swing, catching two horses across the neck, while the others managed to duck in time.

Jeff took a step forward when the burning feeling came back through his body. 'I don't have time for this!' shouted Jeff mentally. He reached into his pocket and took out the whiskey. It was only two-fifths of the way full. He gulped down the rest of it.

He then held the bottle by the neck, the flat part pointing to the sky. He then chucked it as hard as he could at the Cyan Horse. It shattered in it's face, sending pieces of glass into the skin. He then swung at the horses around him again, catching another one across the face, more specifically, it's lips.

He swung again, this time vertically, and hit another horse, splitting the skull and cutting straight into the brain.

As he was sprayed with blood, Jeff laughed, feeling the rush of killing another. He jabbed forward and stabbed the next guard through the chest. He laughed harder as he turned the others. He saw that six were in a group, one of them was Cyan Horse. Jeff raced forward and pulled back his sword, getting ready to plunge it into the first body he saw, when he stopped moving.

Jeff, confused, tried to move forward. He looked down at his legs and saw they were surrounded in a purple glow. He then saw that it was slowly spreading up his body. He realized that this glow was stopping his movement and with a roar of defiance he forced his body to take another step.

It was then that he started feeling tired, the adrenaline was starting to fade away. Still Jeff pushed himself and took another step. He repeated the process until he was only a step away from them, before he collapsed on the ground.

"You're all dead when I wake up." said Jeff and he promptly passed out.


Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie, Applejack, and Shining Armor looked around at the destruction caused by the creature. Guards' bodies littered the ground, only six guards, not counting Shining Armor, were alive from the attack of one creature. Rainbow Dash managed to look at the carnage that the creature caused through the blood that was dripping over her eyes.

Shining Armor spoke first, "What happened to it?"

"I put it to sleep." Twilight answered, panting slightly.

"What's wrong Twilight?" asked Rarity.

Twilight thought about it for a moment and said, "That creature, it almost broke free of my magic, nothing has done that before. I might have used too much magic to keep it contained. Let's get Rainbow checked into a hospital and get the creature into it's cage."

Twilight started walking back the way they came, carrying the creature in her magic. The rest followed, Rarity carrying Rainbow in her magic to keep Rainbow from squirming to much.

Time Skip

After getting Rainbow Dash to the Ponyville hospital, getting the glass shards pulled out of her and bandaging her face, Twilight carried the creature to the cage and put it face down in it. She, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash who's face was bandaged, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Lyra got into the carriage. The ponies that had brought the other carriages, after hearing the news that most of the guards died, left. Before their carriage left they put cuffs around the creature's foreleg, or what they would call a foreleg since it walks on two legs.

The carriage took off and, with the remaining guards holding spears towards the cage, made way for Canterlot.


Jeff awoke. His head was against something cold. Jeff groaned slightly and pushed himself up. He then heard a voice say, "It's waking up!"

"Don't hurt it! I want to study it!" said another voice.

Jeff growled and said, "Treat my like some science project, and I will dissect you."

Jeff managed to get in a sitting position and glared at the horses through the cage. If they asked any questions he was going to give them vague answers and try to get information out of them. He saw a purple horse looking at him, with a hungry look in it's eyes. "Let's play a game." said Jeff, laughing slightly. It was then that a pink horse came to the edge of the cage and shouted, "A game! Can I play!?"

Jeff shot a the pink horse a glance before saying, "Sure."

The pink horse bounced in place excitedly. "How do you play?" asked Pink Horse.

"It's called the question game. You ask a question, I answer. I ask a question, you answer. Though, we do one question at a time. I'll go first. Where am I?" asked Jeff.

"You're in a carriage bound for Canterlot." Purple Horse said, "What are you?"

"Human," Jeff said, "though, sometimes I question that. Now, What are you?"

"I'm a unicorn." said Purple Pony before Jeff burst into laughter. "What is it?"

"Ah ah ah! That was a question! I'm laughing because of what you are. Okay, my question, why are we going to this, Canterlot?" said Jeff, the word Canterlot foreign to him.

"To see the Princess about you!" said Pink Pony. "I'm Pinkie Pie by the way. This is Twilight." Pinkie motioned to the horse. "My question now! Do you like parties?" said Pinkie, a huge smile across her face.

Jeff remembered the last time he went to a party. It ended with him having his beautiful face. "I do. Though, I haven't been to one in quite a while. Where's my knife?" asked Jeff.

"Here." Twilight said. He saw that his knife was floating in a purple glow beside Twilight.

"Can I have her back?" asked Jeff.

"That was two questions!" said Twilight before realizing what he had said, "Did you just call your knife a her?"

"Yes. We've been through a lot together, better than any girlfriend would stick with me." said Jeff.

"What's a girlfriend?" asked Pinkie.

"It's a female that you take on a date."

"So you're male?"

"Yes. My question! I get to ask!" Jeff said, smiling at their stupidity of asking a question that had nothing to him.

"But, I, how?" said Twilight.

"Two questions!" said Jeff, laughing.

Twilight was about to say more when Pinkie covered her mouth and said, "Twilight! We're going to lose the game!"

Jeff continued laughing before asking, "So, what is your species, Pinkie?

"I'm a pony!" Pinkie said.

"No, what sub-species? That's I meant." said Jeff.

"That counts as two questions! I'm an earth pony!" said Pinkie, smile never leaving her face.

Jeff saw that during the entire game Pinkie's smile never faded. "I don't know why, but I like you Pinkie."

"Thanks!"

Twilight was about to ask another question when another horse, no, pony, Jeff realized that he asked Pinkie what species she was she said pony. So that meant that they're not horses, but ponies. Anyways another pony came up to them and said, "We're going to land soon."

They landed shortly. They opened the cage, deciding it would be easier to have Jeff walk then carry the cage. When Jeff saw the open door, he bolted for it and stretched out his legs. The cage was rather small, he could only sit in it and his head still hit the top.

"Well? Might as well meet her." said Jeff as he followed the guards in front of him.

They were walking through one of the streets and the ponies that saw them looked at them with awe, some of them crowding around. They had a bipedal creature walking in between five guards and the elements. One of the civilians spoke up, "It can't be that strong. It's in between five guards!"

Jeff searched the crowd for the pony who said it. "There were 28." said Jeff, loud enough for the entire crowd to hear. The crowed visibly paled and looked at the Jeff in fear. Jeff laughed, already used to the expression.

Jeff looked around and saw a large castle at one end of the city. "So that's where we're going?" asked Jeff motioning towards the castle. Twilight nodded in answer.

He looked around again and saw that a white pony with purple hair was staring at him. "Is something wrong?" asked Jeff towards the pony.

"Yes there is. What are you wearing?" asked the pony, it's voice stating that it was female.

Taken back by the question Jeff answered, "My clothes."

"Why are you wearing that?"

"It's needed."

"Why?" Jeff was starting to get annoyed with all the questions.

"Cause where I come from, it's wrong to be publicly nude."

The pony looked liked she was about to ask another question and getting strangled by Jeff. Pinkie Pie butted in and said, "We're here!"

Jeff kept walking. They stopped outside a large door and talking was coming from the room. Two guards opened the doors and walked in. Jeff said 'Fuck it.' in his mind and walked in after them.

As Jeff entered there was silence except for the rushing feet of the ponies behind him trying to get him. Jeff looked around and saw that the ponies behind him were bowing, he then heard a hiss that sounded like it said, "Bow."

"No in a million years." said Jeff, back at the pony who said it. He then saw a midnight blue pony and a white pony wearing crowns. The thing that Jeff noticed, though, was that they had horns and wings.

He then heard a regal voice say, "Rise." Jeff looked at the white pony as it got closer to him. "Who and what are you?" said the white pony.

"You know it's rude, when you don't introduce yourself first." said Jeff, looking into her eyes.

"I'm Princess Celestia. Now, who and what are you?" said Celestia, her voice commanding slightly.

"I am Jeffrey. I am a human." said Jeff.

"Take off your hood." commanded Celestia.

"Fuck you. I don't have to." said Jeff. The ponies watched in confusion until they put together that the word fuck sounded a lot like the swear word buck.

It was then that the midnight blue pony shouted, "DO NOT TREAT MY SISTER WITH DISRESPECT!" The voice was female, Jeff realized as he was blown back into the wall by the force of her voice.

"And what if I don't!?" shouted Jeff as he stood up. It was then that he felt something connect with his arm and pierce through it. He looked at his forearm and saw that a spear was stuck in his arm. He gasped as he felt the pain course through his body. Through this haze of pain, he saw a guard who didn't have a weapon and Jeff knew that the guard threw the spear. A mint green pony screamed in pain as it clutched her foreleg.

Jeff roared in anger and charged forward towards the guard, quickly crossing the room he wrapped his hands around the guard's neck and started strangling him.

Jeff whispered out so only the guard could hear, "I am what you will fear at night. Your life is now mine for the taking. I shall show you to true meaning of terror every night." The guard's eyes started to roll back into his head when Jeff dropped him.

"This is the face," Jeff started, "you shall fear, every single night." He said it loud enough for the entire room to hear. He reached up and pulled off his hood.


Author's Note

Yeah, gonna leave it there for a while. Comment please!

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