“Guys! I’m looking for this...Equestria place...know where it is?!” Giroro barked into the special watch crafted by none other than the brilliant Sergeant Major of the Keroro Platoon.
Backstory time. They are aliens and conquerers from Planet Keron of the Gamma Planetary System. The platoon’s mission is to invade and conquer Earth (“Pekopon”), but fail miserably at each attempt. Sergeant Keroro Gunsō is the leader, and he used to be really good at his job, but now he’s all lazy. Private Second Class Tamama Nitōhei is cute and likes sweets, but if you make him mad he goes full batcrap crazy mode. Then there’s Corporal Giroro Gochō, who we were just talking about. He’s all war and things like that, but has a big heart noneless. And next there is Sergeant Major Kururu Sōchō (mostly known as Kululu) is the brains and is really good at techyy things. Oh, and he’s insane. And last but not least, Dororo Heichō (formerly Zeroro) is the really awesome ninja dude that everyone forgets about, causing his ‘Trauma Switch’ to trigger. So they epically fail at invading. But that’s okay, because we love them all. That’s all you need to know. Back to the story so!
Keroro had sent out Giroro on this lovely day to destroy a planet, er, universe, called Equestria. “Kuku ku...you should see it right about now..." Kululu said via the watch. The crimson invader looked around in empty space until he saw a dot.
“That’s it!” Mountains and trees stood out on the planet as Giroro flew over a small schoolhouse. What surprised him were the...
”Ponies?! Wha?!” He lost control of the hovercraft in his shock and flew in random directions. “GAAAAAHHH!!!!” He saw a blue blur before colliding with a solid object. “Oww...” Giroro sat up. A blue pony with rainbow hair was laying on the ground. She rubbed her head before seeing a barrel in her face. “Freeze, pony...creature...gah...” He dropped the bazooka when he saw her terrified eyes blink at him. Darn, those eyes! Her wonderful eyes! Her fear turned to excitement as she grabbed the weapon.
“Whoah, awesome! Is this a real M72 LAW?! Or is it a Sarpac?! HYDROAR M20A1B1?” Giroro pulled it away.
“HOW THE FROG DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WORLD WAR ROCKET LAUNCHERS?!” The pony sat down on her haunches. "Duh, because they're awesome. Plus I read...er...I mean...sometimes..." He blinked stupidly. "Oh...Kay...we
I'm here to Invade,so uh...get outta here before you get blown up." She narrowed her eyes and picked him up in her mouth.
"Gah! Yuck! Lemme go! Help!" She dragged him over to a tree and spit him out. "You're making no sense. Explain why you're here." So Giroro told her everything. The rainbow-haired horse listened intently to what he said. When the red dharma finished, her eyes went wide. "That is so cool! Oh by the way, I'm Rainbow Dash, and I'm awesome!" Suddenly, a Heep came from the watch. "Sergeant Mayor to Corporal, come in Corporal. Have you destroyed the planet yet, ku ku kuu..." Giroro snapped at him. "SHUT UP! I AM TRYING TO HAVE A CIVLIZED CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE! GOSH! Oh, and I'm Corporal Giroro." She laughed. "Nice attitude! Um...you're kind of...cute..." Giroro blinked. "Wha?!" "NOTHING!" He looked into her eyes. You can tell a lot about someone from their eyes. Fear. Regret. Strength. Passion? No, it couldn't be. He rubbed his head akwardly. "So...this is Equestria? N-nice...where do I stay?" His watched beeped "Kukuku, you're supposed to be blowing them to bits!" Giroro yanked it off his wrist and threw it in the lake. Underwater it gurgled "Waterproof...trolololo..." Rainbow rolled her eyes. "He's annoying. Oh, you wanna chill at my place?" He nodded quickly and followed her on the hovercraft. They arrived at a brilliant cloud castle with rainbow fountains. Giroro's jaw literally dropped on the ground at the beauty of it all. Spectacular. The rainbow maned pony led him inside, where he dismounted. "Aw horseapples," she cursed, as Giroro fell through the cloud screaming. She sped like a bullet to catch him before he hit the earth. Giroro stopped falling suddenly, and was floating back up in Dash's arms safely. She picked him up and put him on her back so he wouldn't get hurt. And she showed him everything in the house. Celestia's sun was setting to make way for Luna's moon at that moment, so the champion flyer slid into bed. Giroro wasn't sure where he was supposed to go (while he stood on a table), until a voice from across the room asked "Do you wanna...sleep with me...?" She tried to pull up the blanket over heard head much like Fluttershy would. "I-I'm sorry...I didn't mean-um-if you want to...that is..." He froze, turning a bright pink. "Uh...I don't..um...gah...darn you...o-okay..." He held onto the rail and eased his way over to where Rainbow was laying. She pulled him onto the bed gently. "There you go. I like looking at the stars. Helps me think. And I think you're awesome." Giroro pondered that as sleep overtook him.
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As Celestia's sun rose in the sky, Giroro woke up and looked over at the sleep in Rainbow. "Heh...cute...wait what?! Did I just say cute?! whatever." He tried to get up, but her arm was wrapped around him. She mumbled something in her sleep along the lines of "...no don't go...please...I want you to stay..." Giroro hid under the covers as his face grew hot. Dash woke up quick and saw herself holding him. "Uh...oh gosh, I'm so sorry!" He shook his head. "No no, it's okay...I-I liked it..." Fool! he thought. "Uh-uh-um-I mean...um...darn you..." Dang he's cute when he's stuttering... "Well, I gotta get ready for weather duty. See you." She flicked her tail a little. Dat flank...what am I doing?! She's just a friend! He walked around before picking up a small book. He opened it.
Dear diary, I met a strange new friend today. His name is Giroro, and he's so cute! I mean cool! Eh, what?! He slowly let it slide to the floor. Rainbow Dash walked in at that moment. "Hey G! I'm back from weather duty! Wanna go grab a bite to eat?" He blinked. "Oh, um, yeah sure" She nodded and put him on her back. "Hold on tight." Giroro timidly touched her left wing on accident. She gasped as both wings shot up. "Um...be careful..." And they took off. He started laughing as the wind swept past his face. What a wonderful feeling! Giroro hadn't noticed they landed at that moment. They walked in, where a stallion was waiting. "Good afternoon, Ms. Dash. I am Main Course, your sever. Is. this your boyfriend?" She stuttered "Um...n-no...he's...a friend of mine..." He nodded. "My mistake. Right this way." The couple sat down and noticed stares directed at their way. "I'll handle this..." she hissed. "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! SO WHAT IF HE'S DIFFERENT? HE'S MY FRIEND, SO MIND YOUR OWN BUCKING BUISNESS!" Everypony went on with what they were doing. Main Course came back around that point. "Have you decided what you would like to order?" Giroro nodded. "I guess I'll have a salad, and hay fries for the lady." Dash blushed slightly. "So, tell me about yourself." Giroro told her all about his friends, and how they weren't serious about missions. Right as he was explaining their secret base, the food came. When they were done, Rainbow paid. Giroro only had yen instead of bits. As they arrived at the cloudhouse, Rainbow said "I had fun tonight. Thank you." And kissed him on the cheek.
He fainted.
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Rainbow Dash was walking in an empty void, and it was very dark. So she started walking in no particular direction.
"Rainbow Dash..." a voice called. "Let's go destroy the world together..." Dash saw him standing in the mist.
"Rainbow...please...I NEED-AAUUGGHHH!!!!!!" He shouted as flames engulfed him and the floor disappeared from underneath him. "NO!!" She shouted, but he was long gone...
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"GAH!!!" Rainbow shot up and looked around wildly. Was it a-yes, it was a nightmare. Giroro sat up.
"What's wrong Dash?" She muttered "nothing..." and cried softly. He carefully reached a hand out.
"Come on, I don't want to see you like this. Don't worry about looking uncool right now. You know you can trust me, right?" Dash sniffed and nodded.
"I-in my dream, you died...and-and..." She wailed and faceplanted into the cloud.
"Mmph, I think I'm stuck..." Giroro just started laughing as he pulled her head out.
But then...
When Dashie's head popped out...
SHE ACCIDENTALLY KISSED HIM
Giroro went derp eyed and passed out. Rainbow blinked.
ohnohnohnohnohnohno he's gonna hate me foreverandeverandever!!!!!!
Her eyes slowly closed as the darkness won.
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Giroro rubbed sleep out of his eyes.
What happened last night...?
Then it all came back to him.
He kissed Rainbow Dash.
Wait...WHERE IS RAINBOW DASH?!
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He's awake. He's awake, and knows what I did... Rainbow Dash took a deep breath and jumped down.
Giroro heard a swoosh. Oh...crap... He got on his hovercraft and flew down, to see Rainbow plummeting with her eyes closed. He positioned under her, and SMACK! She hit the metal. Dash opened her eyes and looked up to see Giroro.
"No soldier left behind." She smiled. "Thanks for saving me."
"Well," he stated, "I wouldn't have had to if you didn't jump off like a fool!" She rubbed her head.
"About that...I was afraid...you'd hate me..." Giroro looked confused. "Hate you? For wha-oh. That." Dash started stuttering "Um-I-di-didn't mean to-um-I mean-not that I-l-liked it or-anything-cuz-that would be-" He leaned forward and passionately kissed her softly. Her eyes widened, but then closed as she went with it. When the finally broke it, Dash said "That was a nice way of telling me to shut up..." He blinked, and suddenly remembered something.
"Rainbow Dash! I need to go to the lake and get that stupid watch I had!" Rainbow nodded, and off they went.
Around ten minutes later, Giroro dried it off the best he could. "Come in Sergeant Major. Do you read me?"
Thjere was a flicker, and the screen came to life.
"Hear you loud an clear, kukuku. Has Equestria been reduced to rubble and ruins?" What an idiot. "No, Equestria is still intact."
Kululu slowly pressed a button. "Clickypoo..." A giant escape pod rose up, and he jumped inside of it.
'Kululu, what are you doing?! WHAT'S THAT NOI-YOU BETTER NOT BE IN THE ESCAPE POD! GAH!!!" He threw down the watch. "Dash, you can destroy that thing now..."
"Wait wait wait...he's coming HERE?! Horseapples. Giroro, go to the Golden Oaks Library and get Twilight! She'll know what to do!" He blinked and ran off.
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"Hello? Who the heck are you?" A small dragon stared at Giroro intently.
"N-nevermind! I need to see Twilight now! It's an emergency!" A voice from inside called "Spike...who's at the door?" A purple unicorn mare clip-clopped to them. "Who are you?" Giroro shook his head. "Not important! Rainbow Dash sent me! Come with me now!"
"..."
"..."
"...I-I'd rather not... but if you insist... lead the way..."
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"I got her!" Giroro called as Twilight trotted to Rainbow Dash.
"Alright, what's going on here?"
"Uh, long story short, this guy's weird creepy friend is coming here to destroy all we hold dear, and we need to stop him." Twilight hesitated, waiting for Rainbow to say it was a big joke. nnnope. Giroro sighed.
"The only way to stop him is for me to leave...I'm sorry..."
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"Well, did you destroy all of Equestria?"
"Y-yeah...I did...nothing left at all..." Lies. but I'm sorry, Dash. Maybe we can meet again someday. But not when i need to protect you. No soldier left behind...