Pinkie Pie's Protuberanceby IdiotcornballChaptersIcing(sour) CreamSpiceSugarFrostingCream FillingEpilogue: Comfort foodLayer CakeIcingPinkie bounced up and down just outside of Twilight Sparkle's bathroom door. The sound of a shower filtered through it, only to be drowned out by Pinkie's voice as she shouted into it. "I can't believe you never had that sort of spell, Twilight! Why didn't you ever tell me before? It would be totally awesome!" "I didn't even know I had had that spell until today!" Twilight's voice yelled back. "It wasn't even supposed to do that. I didn't even realize that it had worked until Applejack told me. I thought it had just fizzled." "Are you sure?" Pinkie stopped bouncing long enough to mull over Twilight's statement. "When I got here, it sure looked like you did it on purpose." "No, that was just me and Applejack taking advantage of the situation. It wasn't like we planned to do that. All she wanted to do was tell me about the spell's side effect and we just sort of went with it." "You sure looked like you were having fun, though." "Well, it did feel pretty good." "So you sure you didn't do it on purpose? Like subconsciously or something?" "No! It was purely a spur-of-the-moment thing, okay? As fun as it was, I don't know if I'm gonna do it again. You saw how long it took me to clean up. Heck, I'm still trying to get this stuff out of my hair. Why are you still here, anyway?" "Well I came over to get a recipe book so I could try some new cupcake recipes and then use the cupcakes to build a fort! And then eat the fort. I'm getting kinda bored with chocolate forts, you know. So I came over here and saw you and Applejack--" "Do you know what book you wanted to get?" Twilight called. "Yup." "Well, why don't you go get it yourself?" "I already did!" Pinkie held the book up, even though Twilight couldn't see it. "Then why are you still here?" "I was curious." "Curious about what?" "Well, I was wondering if you could maybe try out that spell on me!" "WHAT!? Why!?" Pinkie shrugged. "Well, you and Applejack looked like you were having a lot of fun, and I've always kinda wondered what it would feel like to do that. I mean, I've always kinda wondered what having one would be like, and Applejack seemed to think it was pretty great, so now I want to try it! You know, what you and Applejack were doing." "What, now?" "Sure?" "With me?" "Why not?" "Forget it, Pinkie! It was fun to try it out once, but doing it all the time could get really awkward really quick. I'm not sure I really want to make a pattern out of it." "Plleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssse!" Pinkie drew the word out until she ran out of breath. "No!" "Fine, I won't make you do anything! Just try the spell on me!" "No!" "Why!? You used it on Applejack!" "I didn't know what it was going to do, and at least Applejack is responsible! She can handle it without going totally crazy! If I use it on you I have no idea what you'll do!" "I promise I'll be responsible with it! Really!" She began to bang on the bathroom door. "No!" "I promise I'll be good with it! I just want to know what it's like! Please, Twilight! Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!" She pounded harder on the door. "I want to try having a dick, Twilight!" "Okay, fine! As long as you promise not to tell anyone about it! I don't want everybody thinking I'm a pervert who just gives a dick to any girl who waltzes into my house. Nobody hears about this, and you don't get to use it on me unless I say so, okay?" "Of course!" Pinkie began to bounce again. "I promse! Pinkie Promise even! Does this mean you'll give me a dick?" Twilight's sigh was loud enough to make it through the door. "Fine, as soon as I get out of the shower." Pinkie grinned and channeled Fluttershy as best she could. "Yay!" She ran a happy little lap around the library. Halfway through it, she stopped dead. An even more brilliant idea had crossed her mind. She zipped back to the bathroom and knocked. "What?" Twilight grumbled. "Can you make it shoot pudding?" "Huh?" Twilight's sounded more than a little confused. "What are you talking about?" "My dick! I want you to make it shoot pudding instead of that stuff that it normally shoots." "...Pudding?" "Yeah! It's not like normal spooge is good for much of anything besides trying to make babies, so I want my dick to shoot pudding instead! Then I could eat it! And it would even be practical! If I ever got hungry and was too lazy to cook something, I could just start jacking off! Or even better, make it shoot frosting! Then I could use it for work! Although Mr. and Mrs. Cake probably wouldn't appreciate it very much. I doubt they'd want me jizzing on the merchandise even if it is frosting. Oh, I know! Ice cream!" The sound of the shower ceased, and a moment later Twilight stuck her head out. Her hair was plastered against her neck by the moisture, and her eyebrows were frowning. "Pinkie, I am not going to give you an ice-cream shooting penis. I don't even know if such a thing is possible, and I'm really not inclined to try to do it. If I give you a nice, regular, semen-shooting cock, will you go back to your room and leave me alone?" Pinkie nodded frantically. "Alright, then. Here goes." Pinkie gasped as a crazy amount of magic poured through her. Then she started to giggle. Magical energy always felt so tingly. She would never understand why everyone else was always so apprehensive about being one of Twilight's test subjects. Even if the spell didn't work, it still felt really funny and it was totally an adventure anyway. This time wouldn't be any different. Except that this time the adventure would involve a dick. "There, happy now?" Twilight didn't even wait for an answer. She ducked back into the bathroom and closed the door. Pinkie grinned. She could already feel that her Daisy Dukes were a bit tighter than they normally were. She stuck a hand down the front of her pants and grinned even wider. "I sure am, Twilight! Thanks!" "You're welcome." Pinkie didn't hear it. She was already on her way back to her room. She couldn't wait to get started. Author's Note next chapter will be posted shortly. I know you're all dying to see what Pinkie's dick is like, after all (sour) CreamPinkie Pie didn't even notice whether Mr. and Mrs. Cake were hard at work in the kitchen or foyer or storage room or whatever. She had more important things to do. They wouldn't mind if she took a day off. In fact they'd probably welcome it. Unless they were utterly swamped with work, they usually got more done if she wasn't constantly sampling everything. Normally she would've stopped to see if anything yummy was cooking, but at the moment her mind was on only one thing, and that thing was in her pants. And had two other things dangling under it. So really she had three things on her mind, but they were kind of a package deal, so they counted as one. Although her mind was also occupied by the question of whether her genitalia counted as one or three things, so that probably counted for something else that was on her mind. But did that mean there were two things on her mind, or four? These things were complicated. Although it was really kind of irrelevant. The important thing was that she had a dick now and she was itching to use it. She scurried into her room and slammed the door behind her. Time for the moment of truth. She dropped her pants and looked down. It was a bit smaller than she had expected. In fact it wasn't even long enough to droop a whole lot, and sort of stuck out, away from her body. Like Applejack's had been, the entire head was hidden by her foreskin. What was different was that the head/foreskin combo made up maybe half of her dick's length. Now, the balls were a whole other story. They were easily twice the size that Applejack's had been. Pinkie reached down and cupped them. They nearly filled her whole hand. Her nutsack was silky smooth, and surprisingly soft. She rocked herself back and forth on her feet and the whole thing (or three things?) bounced along with her. She grinned. "It's so cuuuute!" Pinkie hopped onto her bed and sat crossed legged. Her balls were big enough that they rested on her blankets, her dick resting atop them. She slid her hand under her balls, squeezing gently. She giggled at the thrill that ran through her body. It bounced around inside her and ended up in her cock, stirring it from within. Gently taking it between her fingers, she flopped it back and forth, snickering as she watched it bounce around. It just looked so silly. She rocked her body back and forth, savoring the feel of her soft, soft blanket against her testicles. Amazing. So that was what having a dick felt like. She pinched her foreskin between her fingers and gave it a tug. Her heart began to beat faster. "Cool! So that's what getting a boner feels like." With each heartbeat, her cock seemed to get a little bigger. She knew that when someone had a boner, their dick would grow, but she had no idea that the difference would be so dramatic. Her penis stuck nearly straight up, now long enough for her wrap her hand around. She began to stroke, and it continued to grow. She watched intently as the bright pink head of her dick shoved it's way out of her foreskin and continued to rise. Her dick was now over twice as big as it had been, and it was still going. The strokes got faster and faster, so frantic that her whole body started to shake. "This is so awesome!" She paused for a moment; she was starting to sweat. Her dick didn't seem to be getting any bigger. It had impressed her; if it were just a few inches longer she would totally be able to give herself a titfuck. She leaned forward a bit. Nope, she wasn't quite flexible enough, and the cock hadn't grown quite that much. She hunched over, but the best she could do was to just barely touch the tip of her dick. "Crap. I should ask Twilight if she could make it a bit bigger. It would be so great of I could get it between my boobs." She stared down at it. She had to admit she was satisfied. When it was fully erect it had good length, and when it wasn't it was nice and compact. Still wasn't quite sure how she felt about the balls, though. She'd have to play with them a bit more before deciding anything. But the cock was all good, long and slender with a nice, juicy head. It was like the cherry on top of a dick sundae. Come to think of it... Pinkie craned her neck forward and stuck out her tongue. If she couldn't titfuck herself, maybe a blowjob wasn't out of the question. The head was looking awfully tasty, especially that little bit of fluid that was oozing out of the tip. The tip of her tongue flicked her dick. I knew that my overly long tongue would come in handy! She curled herself a bit more, trying to shove her hips towards her head. If only she could get it into her mouth. She hooks her arms under her legs and tried to crunch herself even closer together. Her lips touched her dick. She bent a little more and the head slipped into her mouth. She sucked lightly. The lobes of her cock head were hot against her lips. Her tongue tickled it, smearing the precum all around the inside of her mouth. It wasn't pudding, of course, but it didn't taste all that bad. It was almost sort of sweet. I wonder how the actual cum tastes? Only one way to find out! She sucked harder, and began to stroke her dick with one hand while rubbing her breasts with the other. Her penis grew hotter and hotter. Any minute now it would explode and she'd know for sure whether it would be worth the trouble to convince Twilight to make it shoot hot chocolate instead of semen. Just a few... more... seconds.... Then Pinkie heard a creak. In the space of half a second, she realized that while she had slammed the door behind her as she proceeded on her dick-quest, she had totally forgotten to lock it. Then she heard Mrs. Cake's voice. "Pinkie, would you mind helping me with the--- Oh my." Pinkie let her dick slip out of her mouth with a pop. She grinned as she turned to Mrs. Cake, a trail of precum and saliva hanging between her cock and her lips. Mrs. Cake's face was utterly blank; as if there was no possible expression she could take on that accurately represented what she was feeling. She didn't blink for an unusually long time. "Uh..." Pinkie tilted her head slightly. "What was it you needed my help with?" Without a word, Mrs. Cake walked backwards out of the room, closing the door behind her. SpiceMrs. Cake descended the stairs, trying to scrub the image of Pinkie's little experiment from her head. She had walked in on Pinkie in a startlingly wide variety of situations, including a few instances where Pinkie had been... spending some quality time with herself. But even in those cases, Pinkie hadn't had.... that. Why, oh why, couldn't she have remembered to lock the door? "Are you alright, dear?" Mr. Cake poked his head out of the kitchen. "You look as if you've seen a ghost." "I rather wish I had seen a ghost," she answered. "What did you see?" "Well.., I... uh.... it was..." She stopped as she noticed the blood drain out of her husband's face. She turned around to see Pinkie Pie descending the stairs behind her. She had traded the short-shorts for a pair of pink sweatpants. It didn't help at all. Her boner had pitched an enormous tent in the front of them. Not helping matters was the fact that she obviously hadn't taken the time to put on underwear; the very tip of her erection bore a slowly expanding patch of sticky wetness. Mr. Cake tried not to look at it. "You needed me for something, Mrs. Cake?" Pinkie asked. "Um, no." Mrs. Cake waggled her head. "I thought I did, but I don't. You can go back to doing... whatever it was you were doing. In fact, you can take the rest of the day off." "Awesome! Thanks!" She spun around and bounded back up the stairs. Mr. Cake's eye twitched. "Was that... a..." "Yes, it was," Mrs. Cake said. "She... uh... failed to lock the door." "Has that... always been there?" She shook her head. "It isn't the first time I've walked in on her while she was... doing that. This was the first time she's had one of those." "But how...?" "It's Pinkie, dear. Best not to ask questions." "But even for her, that's-" He stopped, interrupted by a loud buzzing from above. "Is that what I think it is?" "Probably." "She does know that we can hear her, right?" "I have no idea." Mrs. Cake shrugged. "The best thing we can do is ignore it and hope she doesn't wake the kids. Why don't we go back into the kitchen. We won't be able to hear her in there." "Yes, that sounds like a good idea." He turned and started to walk into the kitchen. He stopped as Mrs. Cake wrapped her arms around him from behind and pressed her body against his back. "Just so you know..." she whispered into his ear. "...You've got nothing to worry about. Yours is way more impressive than hers is." He chuckled. "That's good to know." "Knock knock!" Both of them spun around to see Rainbow Dash standing in the doorway, a wry smile on her face. "I'm not interrupting anything, am I?" "No, no." Mr. Cake shook his head. "We were just... uh..." "Is Pinkie around?" Rainbow Dash interrupted. "She said that she had wanted to hang out." "She's upstairs, but you might want to--" It was too late. Rainbow Dash wasn't good at waiting and had already disappeared up the the stairs. Mrs. Cake chuckled. "She's certainly going to be surprised." Rainbow Dash didn't bother to knock on the door before throwing it open. It wasn't the first time she had walked in on Pinkie having some quality time alone with a vibrator. In fact, on one occasion she had found Pinkie in the exact same position: the vibrator set upright on the floor with Pinkie squatting over it, bouncing up and down. But this time was a little different. Normally there were three sounds: the buzzing of the vibrator, the shlick of it sliding in and out of her cooter, and her gasps. This time there were four sounds. The fourth was the wet thwapping of her dick against her belly. Rainbow Dash was pretty sure that that hadn't been there last time. She felt like she ought to say something, but she was too dumbfounded. The way Pinkie's penis bounced up and down with the rest of her was nearly hypnotic. An image flashed across Rainbow Dash's mind of her rushing forward, grabbing the cock and shoving it into her mouth. Obviously, she couldn't actually do that... could she? "Hey, Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie gasped, not even slowing down. "What's up?" "Pinkie, where the hell did that come from!?" "Where did what come from?" "The cock! What else would I be talking about!? I know you don't have one of those before! Is it permanent or what?" "Nah, I'm just trying it out." "But... but how!?" "I... uh... I can't say." "It was Twilight, wasn't it?" "...no!" "Who else in town could make a dick spell?" Rainbow Dash shook her head. "Seriously, Pinkie, what the hell!?" She couldn't stop staring at it. Little drips of precum were flying off the head as it bounced. "I was curious!" She stopped bouncing and settled onto the vibrator, letting it slowly slip inside her. She smiled lustily at Rainbow Dash and raised an eyebrow. "Aren't you?" "Yes- NO!" Rainbow Dash shook her head so fast she almost gave herself whiplash. "Of course not!" "You totally are! You're blushing!" "I am not!" "You totally want my dick, don't you!" Rainbow Dash's mind was bombarded by images of herself being fucked by Pinkie. "No, I don't!" "Come on, Rainbow Dash." Pinkie switched off the vibrator and began to stand up. Her breasts and dick swayed as she turned to Rainbow Dash. "You know you want this." Pinkie wiggled, sending every sexy bit of her body into motion. Dash swallowed. She had to admit that Pinkie was pretty hot. The girl defined the hourglass figure. Her breasts and hips were impressive. Her chest had a good bit of size to it; squishy without going overboard, and had nice, puffy, pinchable nipples. Dash's eyes slipped downward. Pinkie wasn't skinny, but her waist was far more slender than it should have been, going by the amount of junk food she consumed. All the food must have gone to her hips and butt, which were nice and meaty, kept tight only by the fact that Pinkie jumped up and down so much. Then there was the dick. Long and slender, and topped off with a nice, partially wrapped, pink head. And the balls, nice and squishy-looking. "How about it, Rainbow Dash?" She took her dick and waggled it in her friend's direction. "Wanna give my dick a try?" Rainbow Dash felt her face burning. Something in the back of her mind told her that jumping right onto Pinkie's dick was a ridiculous idea, especially since it hadn't even been there the day before. The stuff in the front of her mind thought that it looked awfully tasty. "Oh, what the hell. Why not?" Author's Note Pinkie never remembers to lock her door. You'd think she'd have learned by now. Sugar"Great!" Pinkie hopped up and down, and her dick and boobs bounced everywhichway. "Let's get going!" "So, uh, what are we doing first?" "Fucking!" "Alright then..." Rainbow Dash swallowed. She had expected Pinkie to request at least a bit of foreplay first. Then again, she had no reason to expect that. Pinkie wasn't very good about delayed gratification. "I guess I better get naked." "Yep!" Pinkie watched intently as Rainbow Dash peeled off her clothes. She giggled. Even though Rainbow Dash was totally naked, her tan lines were so obvious it looked like she was still wearing a set of see through bra and panties. The only real color there was the pinkness of her nipples, and colorful patch of below-deck hair that was trimmed, appropriately enough, into a landing strip. She reached out and planted her hands on Rainbow Dash's breasts, which were just big enough to qualify as actually being there. Every part of her petite body was so toned. "So...uh... how are we doing this?" "You don't know how it works!?" Pinkie's eyes bulged. "You're missing out! All I have to do is stick my dick in your--" "I know how sex works!" Rainbow Dash grabbed Pinkie's hand as pulled them off of her chest. "I was asking about what position you wanted to use. Should I bend over, or what?" "Oh." Pinkie sat on the edge of her bed. "Hop on!" "O-okay. Let's see, how should I do this...?" Dash slowly climbed onto the bed, trying to figure out the best way to lower herself onto Pinkie's cock. She put her hands on Pinkie's shoulders and swung one leg over her. "Okay, Pinkie, I'm coming down." Pinkie grinned as she lined yup her cock with Rainbow's crotch. "This is gonna be awesome!" "Yeah, I sure hope-" She inhaled sharply as the tip of Pinkie's dick slid into her vagina. She looked down, and could hardly believe what she was looking at. Pinkie watched intently as the shaft of her penis disappeared into Rainbow Dash. "Your pussy feels so amazing!" Pinkie put her hands on Rainbow's hips and gave her a shake. "It's warm and tight and wet and feels like it's squeezing my dick and it feels really good!" "Y-yeah..." Rainbow Dash wrapped her legs around Pinkie. Each time Pinkie so much as twitched, the thrill that ran through her curled her toes. "Your dick feels pretty good, too." "It's not too big, is it?" "No, it fits right in." "Great!" Pinkie began to wriggle her hips, sliding herself further onto the bed. Rainbow Dash gasped as Pinkie's dick stirred around inside her. "You comfortable, Rainbow Dash?" "Yeah..." "Let's get going, then!" Pinkie began to thrust, her entire body bouncing as she shoved her dick into Rainbow's pussy. "AH!" Rainbow Dash felt herself lift into the air with each thrust, only to be slammed back down onto Pinkie's dick. Her entire body shook as her thighs smacked against Pinkie's. It was glorious. "Harder! Harder, Pinkie!" "Sure thing!" Pinkie thrust harder, nearly lifting herself off the bed. She threw her arms around Rainbow Dash and pulled their bodies together. "Pinkie, what are you- MMMMPPHH!" Pinkie's tongue interrupted her as she kissed her. Rainbow Dash gasped as she found Pinkie's tongue writhing around inside her mouth. She could taste it. Sweet; of course. No surprise there. She pressed her tongue against Pinkie's and began to suck on it. Pinkie tried to giggle, but couldn't. Rainbow Dash embraced Pinkie and squeezed. Pinkie's breasts were so big it felt like there was a pillow between them. They were pressed so tightly against Rainbow Dash that they couldn't even bounce despite the furiousness with which the two of them were bouncing. The two of them released the kiss, gasping for breath. Pinkie leaned back. Rainbow Dash slowly withdrew her legs from around Pinkie, slowly shifting so her knees rested on the bed. Pinkie flopped back on the bed, Rainbow Dash riding her as she bounced. Pinkie clutched at the sheets and bit her lip. Rainbow Dash smiled. Pinkie could barely keep her eyes open; her eyeballs were starting to roll into her head, lost in coitus. "Come on, Dash!" She gasped, barely coherent. "Do something!" Rainbow Dash looked down at Pinkie. Her boobs were jiggling beautifully. Dash reached down and grabbed them. Her fingers sank into Pinkie's chest, soaking up the softness and warmth. She squeezed, and felt Pinkie's nipples getting harder against her palms. She began to move her hips, compounding Pinkie's thrusting with her own. She could feel Pinkie's cock pulsing against the inside of her vagina. They were bouncing so hard that the bed was nearly leaving the floor. It squawked as it slid over the floorboards, moving a fraction of an inch with each shake. Rainbow Dash began to shiver. The entire world was shaking, and was about to explode. She closed her eyes. "What in tarnation is goin' on up there?" Applejack nodded her head at the ceiling, from which was coming a loud thumping. "It's Pinkie Pie, dear," Mrs. Cake answered. "She and Rainbow Dash are up to... something." "Really? I wouldn't trust those two up there. Probably settin' up some sorta prank or somethin'." "Maybe, but I don't think so." Applejack shrugged. "Suit yourself. If they break somethin' feel free to give me a call." "I'll keep that in mind." Mrs. Cake chuckled and looked back over her shoulder. "Dear, where are the biscuits that the Apple family ordered? Are they back there?" "Yes, I'll bring them right out!" Mr. Cake stumbled out of the storage room, bearing a surprisingly large box. He dumped it on the counter. "Could you ring these up? One of the babies needs a diaper change." "Are you sure you're okay with that?" Applejack pointed to the ceiling. The thumping had gotten louder. "They're probably gonna-" There was an incredible crash from above, then silence. "Somethin' like that. I'm gonna go check that they're okay!" She rushed up the stairs. Mrs. Cake shouted after her. "Make sure you knock first!" Author's Note Even if they weren't bumping uglies, RD and Pinkie would still be up to no good. FrostingApplejack didn't knock. There was no time for knocking when her friends might very well be hurt. She threw the door open. As it happened, the crash had been the sound of the furious humping causing the legs of Pinkie Pie's bed to give way, sending the entire thing to the floor. That, of course, was not the first thing that Applejack took note of. The first thing she noticed was that Pinkie and Rainbow Dash were both naked. The second was that they were in such close proximity to each other that either they were in danger of freezing to death and were trying to share body heat, or something kinky was in the works. Given that it was a balmy eighty degrees out, Applejack assumed the latter. The third thing she noticed was that the particular position they wasn't exactly the most efficient one for two girls to do sexy things in. Now, if Pinkie were a guy, it would make perfect sense, but... The realization hit Applejack like a ton of bricks. "What the hell are you two doin'?" "Isn't it obvious?" Pinkie asked. "We're fucking!" "But how could you possibly be--" Then she saw it. "Pinkie, did you just suddenly grow a dick, or are my eyes just playin' tricks on me?" "Nope! Now I totally have a penis too! It's pretty awesome. I'd show it to you, but it's kinda busy at the moment." "Yeah, somehow she managed to get a- wait." Rainbow Dash processed Pinkie's words. "What do you mean you have a penis too. It's not like Applejack has a dick." Pinkie shrugged. "Well, maybe not now..." "Wait, you had a dick?" Rainbow Dash stared at Applejack. The latter's blush told the former all she needed to know. "You did, didn't you?" "M-maybe...." Applejack's pupils bounced around like pinballs. Rainbow Dash's eyes were drawn to Applejack's crotch. "Applejack, you don't still have one, do you?" "N-no." Rainbow Dash snickered. "You are a terrible liar. I can see the bulge in your pants." "What bulge?" "That one!" Rainbow Dash pointed. "It's kinda- Pinkie what are you doing?" Pinkie was still lying back on the bed, bouncing her hips. "What? I gotta keep it up. Can't just let it sit there! It's not like I'm gonna cum without you or anything. Just let me know when you're really ready to get back to business!" "Yeah, okay." Rainbow Dash turned back to Applejack. "I'm talking about that!" She pointed again at Applejack's crotch. "You're pretty obviously starting to pop a boner there!" "I am not!" Applejack's face flushed. "Come on, AJ, I can see it moving!" Applejack looked down. Rainbow Dash was right. "You're getting a hardon from watching me and Rainbow Dash?" Pinkie giggled. "You wanna get in on the action?" "No!" "Why don't you at least take it out?" Rainbow Dash said. "Looks like your pants are gettin' a bit tight there." "Why are you so curious about my not-boner?" Applejack snorted. "Oh come on, if I suddenly sprouted a cock, you'd probably want to see it! Can you honestly tell me you wouldn't be a bit interested?" "No! Well, maybe a bit..." "Well, out with it, then!" "Damn it, I can't believe I'm doin' this..." Applejack kicked the door closed and unzipped her pants. "Here we go." Her semi-erect dick flopped out like a big, squishy sausage. She waggled back and forth and bounced it a few times. "You happy now?" "Not bad. Looks a bit thicker than Pinkie's. Not quite as long, though." "What you wanna just pull her dick out and have a measurin' contest?" "Nope, can't do that!" Pinkie said. "My dick is busy, thank you very much." "Here, come closer!" Rainbow Dash caught the tip of Applejack's foreskin between her fingers and tugged. "Ow!" Applejack took a step forward. "Don't do that! It hurts!" "I dunno." Rainbow Dash grinned gave AJ's penis a squeeze. "I think you actually kinda liked it. You're getting harder." She began to stroke it. Now it had definitely crossed the line from semi-erect to full-on boner, and due to the fact that the bed had collapsed, it was right at blowjob level. "Yeah, you're totally into it. Oh well, no point in letting a good boner go to waste." Rainbow Dash pulled back the foreskin, admired the head for a moment, and popped it into her mouth, and began to lick. "Okay, that feels pretty good, but if you're gonna blow me, you gotta do it right!" She put both hands on Rainbow Dash's head and shoved her hips forward. Her entire penis disappeared into Rainbow Dash's mouth. "Now that's more like it!" "Applejack, you're messing up my fucking!" Pinkie glared at her. "It's totally throwing off the timing of my thrusts!" "Well, what else am I supposed to do? You guys are the ones who dragged me into this!" "Why don't you fuck Rainbow Dash too? She's got another hole down there, after all." "I dunno..." Applejack looked remarkably pensive for someone on the receiving end of a blowjob. "I'm not sure I want to put my dick up her butt." "Have you ever tried anal before?" Pinkie asked. "Maybe you'd like it!" "Well, kinda... not on purpose." "How do you do that by accident?" "The two holes are close together, okay? I was in a rush to start the bangin' and I stuck my cock in the wrong one." Pinkie snorted. "The wrong hole! That's a classic! Good thing you didn't do that to Rainbow Dash now! It would be much fun to have a dick up your nose." "I don't think it would fit, anyway," Applejack said. "I mean, it's not like my cock is enormous or anythin', but I don't think it'd go up her nose." "Well, when you stuck up the ass did you like it?" "I'm not sure; it wasn't up there for more than a few seconds. It didn't feel too bad, I guess." "Well, why don't you give it a try, then?" "I guess I could..." Applejack took a step back and popped her dick out of Rainbow Dash's mouth. "How 'bout it, RD? You up for takin' it up the behind?" "I guess I might as well." Rainbow Dash wiped her mouth. "At least that way I can talk, too. Seriously, I never knew that you could talk that much while you have sex." "Just a sec, let's get into a better position!" Pinkie said. "Help me up!" Applejack grabbed Pinkie's arms and pulled her upright. "Okay, now stuck your dick up her ass and let's get going!" "Okay, here it comes!" Applejack stepped forward. "Wait just a sec!" Rainbow Dash barked. "Put some lube or something on that thing before sticking it anywhere. Pinkie's gotta have some around here someplace!" "It's in my drawer!" Pinkie nodded at it. Applejack slid the drawer open. "Holy moly, that's a lot of dildos! What the hell do you do with all these things, Pinkie?" "I like to have some variety! You're free to borrow some of them if you want!" "Nah, I think I'll be okay." Applejack pulled a bottle of lube out and squirted some onto her dick. She raised an eyebrow at Rainbow Dash. "What do you say we get down to business?" Author's Note Of course we all know that Fluttershy's dildo collection puts Pinkie's to shame. Cream FillingRainbow Dash let her body bounce back and forth as Pinkie and Applejack thrust at her from both directions. Applejack moved slower. Not slow, but her humping was more deliberate, as if she was savoring every inch of Rainbow Dash's ass. But Pinkie... in true Pinkie Pie fashion she was simply pounding as fast and hard as possible. The thrusts blurred together, until Rainbow Dash could barely even tell them apart. Pinkie giggled as she fucked. It was so much fun having a dick. It was like having a giant clit that you could could fuck someone with. Best of all, it left her hands free. At first she simply used them to grope at Applejack, which was pretty great. AJ had some pretty great tits, after all. Of course, that got Pinkie thinking about how her own tits compared, which immediately led to her groping herself and realizing that it felt really really good. But if rubbing her own boobs felt good, rubbing her other parts must feel even better. Currently, one hand fumbled with her nutsack, and the other pinched her nipple. Her other nipple was in her mouth; she felt almost embarrassed that she had never realized that she could suck her own boobs. The only thing that could make it better was if she could get chocolate milk out of it. That was what boobs were for, after all. Aside from being totally sexy, their main purpose was to make milk. It couldn't be that tough for Twilight to add some chocolate to it. It flipped a switch in Pinkie's mind. Between the chocolate milk boobs and the pudding penis, she could turn herself into a walking dessert bar. Maybe Twilight could come up with a spell that would let her poop chocolate frosting or something. Her pee could be... lemonade? That wasn't very desserty. It had to be a liquid though; pissing anything more solid would kind of hurt. Lemon Jello! Of course! Sure, she'd have to remember to piss in a bowl and leave it in the fridge for a bit, but that was hardly a problem. It was the perfect plan! She'd never run out of sweets ever again. Maybe she could even get Twilight to make her boobs different flavors. Left boob could be chocolate milk, and the right once could be like... she didn't even know. Maybe root beer or something. Or cider! Duh! It was like the most obvious thing ever. Although now that she thought about it, peeing cider would be even more convenient. The stuff went right through her anyway; she'd just have to drink one and she'd be able to endlessly recycle the same cider! It was BRILLIANT! Pinkie's brain was shuffling through the ideas so quickly that her instinct took over the fucking. As more and more ideas popped into her brain, she thrust faster and faster. She was merely subconsciously aware that an orgasm was creeping closer and closer to completion. Or maybe I could make each ball make a different kind of pudding! One could be chocolate and one could be tapioca! But then would I be able to choose which one I wanted? Chocolate and tapioca don't mix! But wait, where would the ice cream come out of, then? If I could cum ice cream it would be awesome. Maybe mint chocolate chip. No, nothing with chunks; that would be painful. Vanilla? Too boring. Chocolate? Nah I'm already crapping chocolate frosting. Mint maybe? No! I know! It should totally be-- She came. "CHOCOLATE CARAMEL SWIRL!" She arched her back and shoved her dick as far into Rainbow Dash as it would go. She could feel her dick pumping cum into Rainbow's pussy. Pinkie squeezed with muscles she didn't even know she had, eeking the last few drops of semen out of herself. She thrust a few more times, slowly, with a loud squish as the cum oozed out of Rainbow Dash and dripped down the shaft of Pinkie's cock. "Aaaahh..." She sighed blissfully an let herself fall backwards onto the bed. Her dick made a wet pop as it slid out of Rainbow Dash and slapped against her belly as she landed on her blanket. It twitched, and a few final drops of cum spilled out. Pinkie scooped it onto her finger and popped it into her mouth. "Eh, a bit too salty." She looked up at Applejack, who was still grinding furiously against Rainbow's back. "What's taking you so long, AJ?" "Shut up! You were already halfway there when I jumped in! I'm gettin' as much outta this as I can!" She wrapped one arm around Rainbow Dash's chest, squeezing her nipples. With her other hand she edged closer to Rainbow's crotch. She tugged a bit at the tiny patch of hair above her pussy. Rainbow squeaked. "Yeah, you like that, don't ya? Pity you didn't have a bit more endurance. It woulda been nice to come at the same time." "No-not fair!" Rainbow gasped. "I was getting f-fucked by both of you!" "So you wanna take me one-on-one sometime? Maybe we could get you a dick of your own and then we'll really see who's who!" Applejack's hand slipped lower. Her fingertips sank into Rainbow Dash's slit. She slid under the delicate folds of skin and reached the clit. It felt like a soft little bean, pulsing with every heartbeat. "Hang on tight," Applejack said. "Things are about to get fun!" She squeezed. Rainbow Dash's knees buckled. She tumbled forward, only just barely catching herself. She landed on her hands and knees on the bed, straddling Pinkie, who was lying back and watching the spectacle. Applejack fell with her, somehow managing to keep her dick inside Rainbow's ass. "What you, thought you were gonna get away?" Applejack grinned. "I ain't quite done yet!" She grabbed Rainbow Dash's waist and began to thrust as hard as she could, her eyes surveying RD's well-tanned back. "AJ... I- I..." "If you're gonna cum, cum! I'm just about there! Why don't you give her a hand, Pinkie?" Pinkie nodded, and shoved her fingers into Rainbow's vagina, waggling them as hard and fast as she could. Rainbow Dash's body gave out completely as she came a second time, her secretions pouring over Pinkie's hands. She collapsed on top of her, her face landing smack-dab in the middle of Pinkie's ample chest. Applejack gasped as Rainbow Dash's anus contracted, squeezing tight as she orgasmed. Applejack took a deep breath, thrust one last time, and whipped her hat off. "YEE HAW!" Her toes curled as her cock pumped cum into Rainbow Dash's ass. She shuttered with each shot, her entire body tightened with pleasure. As she finished, she patted Rainbow Dash on the back. "That felt great! You got one hell of an asshole, Dash." "Y-yeah..." Dash mumbled from between Pinkie's breasts. "Right now it feels like you got your entire arm shoved up in there." Applejack slowly slid her dick out. Even though she had come, Rainbow Dash's butthole still had a pretty tight grip. "There we go!" Applejack's half-erect dick came out with pop. "Whew! That was quite something." She looked down at it, and caught of whiff of the combo of cum, lube, sweat and butt-smell that lingered on it. What was left of her boner rapidly disappeared. "I guess the aftermath ain't that great. She sat on the bed next to Rainbow Dash, took a tissue and began wiping her dick clean. "Ugh, I'm not gonna be able to walk straight for a week," Dash groaned as she rolled off of Pinkie and onto her back. "My ass feels like I sat on a road cone." "Oh, please, you were totally into it!" Applejack chuckled as she laid back on the best next to Rainbow Dash and Pinkie. "Well, yeah," Dash answered. "So can we cuddle now?" "Huh?" Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash looked at Pinkie. "What? That's what you do after you fuck, isn't it?" "Sure, why the hell not?" "Great!" Pinkie rolled onto her side, sliding one arm and one leg under Rainbow's body and snuggled up against her. Applejack did the same, her now-flaccid wang flopping onto Dash's leg. She pressed herself against Dash, and began to nibble at her ear. "Don't think I forgot, Applejack," Dash said. "Forgot what?" Rainbow grinned. "You said that I oughta get a dick of my own so that we could really compare. You know I never back down from a challenge." Applejack rolled her eyes? "Fine, sometime I guess we'll have to get you a dick. Not now, though." "Why not?" "Because we don't want to wake Pinkie." They looked at her. She was already starting to snore. "Fine," Rainbow Dash said. "Maybe tomorrow." Author's Note sorry this took so long real life things. So yeah this is pretty much done; maybe it'll have an epilogue like the other story and then we'll have a followup. No way I'd pass up on AJ and RD having a dick contest also, if you're wondering what pinkie's dick looks like (both links NSFW obviously. and if you prefer to keep your own metal images, just don't click it): Non-boner boner except with slightly larger balls Epilogue: Comfort foodApplejack rested her head against Rainbow Dash's. She never wanted to get up. There were so many reasons for that. The warmth of Pinkie and Rainbow Dash's bodies. The sound of their breathing. The fact that when they got up they'd have to clean up the mess of cum other secretions that they had left splattered across the floor and bed. She gently caressed Rainbow Dash's breast with her hand. It wasn't really foreplay or anything. Not even sexual. It just felt good to feel Rainbow's body, just like it felt good that Rainbow Dash's hand had found it's way to her balls and was gently massaging them. She didn't even have it in her to get a boner from it. She didn't have that kind of endurance. It just felt... comfortable? That was the best word she could come up with. Sure, having sex had been great, but this was just as satisfying, like getting a foot rub after a long day at work. Her eyes shifted over to Pinkie. The only regret she held at the situation was that she couldn't reach Pinkie's body. Her breasts looked like they would make the best pillow ever. She could rest her head on them, maybe use her tongue to toy with one of the nipples. She tried to imagine her hand running down the smooth curves of Pinkie's hip. So smooth. Her eyes dipped lower. She giggled. "What's so funny?" Rainbow Dash whispered, not wanting to awaken Pinkie. "Look at her dick." Rainbow's gaze lowered, and she smirked. Pinkie's penis had gone completely flaccid, withdrawing back into its foreskin. It was a miracle that something so enormous when erect could get so small. "It's so cute, isn't it?" Applejack said. "I think I almost like it better when it's so tiny." "Isn't a bigger dick better?" "If it's inside you, I guess. I'm talkin' just about lookin' at it. It's just adorable like that." Rainbow Dash reached down and began to play with it, flipping it between her fingers, suppressing giggles as she watched it flop back and forth. "What, you gonna ignore mine now?" Applejack slapped her dick against Rainbow Dash's leg. "It might not be so cute, but it needs some attention too!" "Ugh, fine." Rainbow put her other hand around Applejack's dick. "Man, yours really is pretty big even when you don't have a hard-on." "Yeah, I know, Pinkie kinda lucked out, really. When she wants it for something it gets real big, and when she's done with it it shrinks and doesn't get in the way." "Wonder what my dick is gonna be like," Rainbow Dash mused. "Mine'll still be better." "We'll see." Rainbow Dash smirked as she gave both dicks a squeeze. "Wonder what Pinkie thinks about having such a tiny cock." As if on cue, Pinkie shifted and smiled. "I like it," she mumbled. "it's fun sized." Author's Note Of course Pinkie has a fun size cock. Basically, the epilogue is here to let you guys know that the followup story, The Contest, is up. Layer CakeApplejack stroked her dick, making sure to rub the lube over every bit of it. That sensation on its own was more than enough to make her cum, if she had been so inclined. Maybe she'd have to borrow a spare bottle from Pinkie. It would certainly improve her own fapping. It would be a bit of a pain to clean off, but then again she usually beat off in the shower anyway. She shook her head. She had no reason to be thinking about masturbating, not when she had Rainbow Dash's ass to stick her dick in. Speaking of which... She turned her attention to Rainbow Dash. The girl was beautifully toned; everything was smooth, supple, and subtle; the toughness of her muscles just barely hidden beneath the skin. The strength was evident despite the petiteness. Rainbow Dash's hair was pulled back into a ponytail, exposing her slender neck. Applejack's eyes crept down the girl's well-tanned back. She suppressed a giggle. Most of Rainbow Dash's body was a healthy bronze, but her butt, cute and tight as it was, was pasty white. "Damn, Rainbow Dash, your ass is so pale it's practically glowin'" "Well, excuse me for not taking the time to tan it." Rainbow Dash snapped. "Seriously, now I know why they call it a full moon! I bet if we shut the lights of it would shine." "Ha ha. What, do you want me to sit in a bucket of tanning oil?" "Did you have Nightmare Moon's face on your ass before we blasted her with the elements?" "Or maybe I should just sit on your face. "Maybe I should call you 'Firefly'! Your behind lights up, after all." Rainbow Dash looked back over her shoulder, glowering. "Listen, I wasn't exactly planning to get double-fucked when I came over here, so I didn't really take the time to get all prettied up. Apologies that my ass isn't exactly up to your specifications." "I never said it was ugly!" Applejack said. "As a matter of fact, I think it's really hot." She raised her hand and whipped it down on Rainbow Dash's right butt cheek with a loud smack. "OW! What the hell was that for!" "Sorry, when you have that nice of an ass just sittin' there, ya gotta slap it!" She smirked as she saw a red handprint beginning to develop. "Well, quite slapping my ass and stick your dick up it already." Rainbow Dash snorted. "If you're gonna fuck me, then fuck me! You can tell me about how nice my butt is after you're done!" "I didn't think you'd be quite so into this, Dash." Applejack raised an eyebrow. "Do you like taking it up the ass or somethin?" "Never tried it before. If you're gonna put your dick in my asshole, just do it already!" "Seriously, guys!" Pinkie interrupted. "And you were complaining about how I was talking! Will you stop talking and start fucking already? I wanna cum!" She leaned forward, grabbed Rainbow's butt cheeks and spread them wide. "Sorry 'bout that, Pinkie," Applejack said. She took hold of her dick and stepped behind Dash. Her asshole was completely visible now. It was a small and tight little pucker; Applejack wondered if she could even fit her dick into it. She pressed the head of her penis against the top of RD's ass crack and rubbed it up and down a few times, getting a feel for the skin. As the tip brushed over Rainbow Dash's anus, she stopped. "Well, here goes nothin'!" Rainbow Dash gasped. "WHOA!" Pinkie giggled. "How does it feel to have a dick in your asshole?" "Dick, nothin'." Applejack interrupted. "That's just the end of it." "What? You mean there's more?" Rainbow Dash swallowed. "Yep!" Applejack shoved her hips forward. "AHHH!" Rainbow Dash's eyes bulged so much they almost fell out of her head. "How'd you even fit that in there!?" "Oh, hush!" Pinkie began to rock her hips forward and back. "Enough talking! Let's start with the humping!" "Yeah!" Applejack began to thrust. Her nuts smacked against Rainbow Dash's thighs. "Your asshole is great! It's so tight!" "I- uh- AH-!" Rainbow Dash tried to answer, but it was impossible. All three girls were on their feet now, with Applejack and Pinkie humping her from both sides. She couldn't do anything but gasp as both her holes got pounded. She threw her arms around Pinkie and squeezed. Her friends were fucking her so hard that her feet were barely even on the floor. As both girls hit her with a pair of particularly hard thrusts, she lifted her legs off the ground and clamped them around Pinkie's waist. Applejack managed to speak between thrusts. "Are we holdin' her up with our dicks? Can you even do that?" "I dunno!" Pinkie answered. "If we are, that's pretty awesome!" Applejack pressed her body against Rainbow Dash's back. She grinned as she rubbed her breasts against her, feeling the sweat sliding down her back. She reached forward, her hands sliding between Pinkie and Rainbow's boobs. Her fingers found Rainbow Dash's nipples and she began to squeeze and tug. They were already hard from their contact with Pinkie's chest, but they were growing even harder as Applejack played with them. Rainbow Dash's entire body shook, assaulted with pure pleasure from every side. Her pussy felt amazing; it felt sort of like her own personal self-gratification efforts, only magnified by an order of a magnitude by the warmth and movement of Pinkie's cock. Her ass felt just as good; if not better. She had never tried that before, but she already knew she didn't hate it. It hurt a bit, but it hurt in the best possible way. And then Applejack's hands kneading and fondling her breasts. And then there were Pinkie's lips pressed against her own, and their tongues slipping and sliding against each other. It was the icing on the sex cake. Any more pleasure and she would come. "I- I- I'm gonna--" She tried to say it, but couldn't get the words out. Applejack grinned. Rainbow Dash was as close as could be to her limit. She put her head forward and stuck out her tongue. She flicked the lobe of Rainbow Dash's ear, then began to nibble, pinching it between her teeth. Rainbow's toes curled and she screamed. Her entire body convulsed, writhing in utter bliss. Applejack and Pinkie gasped as Rainbow's ass and pussy squeezed their cocks even tighter. A sudden burst of wetness from Rainbow Dash's pussy spattered against their legs. Rainbow Dash shuttered, her head lolling as she managed to pull herself out of her orgasmic incoherence. "I- I just...I..." "Ya just came. We could tell." "Y-yeah... that was awesome..." She took a deep breath. "So now... what do we...uh....guys?" Her body was still being bounced around by Applejack and Pinkie, whose humping had barely slowed. "Just because you came doesn't mean we did!" Pinkie said. "We still gotta finish up!" "Yeah, just sit tight," Applejack said. "Maybe we can give you a couple more orgasms!" Pinkie cocked her head to the side. "Can you do that? Can you come twice?" Applejack shrugged. "I dunno. Let's find out!" Rainbow Dash smiled. "Sounds good to me!" Author's Note I guess Rainbow Dash is a squirter.
IcingPinkie bounced up and down just outside of Twilight Sparkle's bathroom door. The sound of a shower filtered through it, only to be drowned out by Pinkie's voice as she shouted into it. "I can't believe you never had that sort of spell, Twilight! Why didn't you ever tell me before? It would be totally awesome!" "I didn't even know I had had that spell until today!" Twilight's voice yelled back. "It wasn't even supposed to do that. I didn't even realize that it had worked until Applejack told me. I thought it had just fizzled." "Are you sure?" Pinkie stopped bouncing long enough to mull over Twilight's statement. "When I got here, it sure looked like you did it on purpose." "No, that was just me and Applejack taking advantage of the situation. It wasn't like we planned to do that. All she wanted to do was tell me about the spell's side effect and we just sort of went with it." "You sure looked like you were having fun, though." "Well, it did feel pretty good." "So you sure you didn't do it on purpose? Like subconsciously or something?" "No! It was purely a spur-of-the-moment thing, okay? As fun as it was, I don't know if I'm gonna do it again. You saw how long it took me to clean up. Heck, I'm still trying to get this stuff out of my hair. Why are you still here, anyway?" "Well I came over to get a recipe book so I could try some new cupcake recipes and then use the cupcakes to build a fort! And then eat the fort. I'm getting kinda bored with chocolate forts, you know. So I came over here and saw you and Applejack--" "Do you know what book you wanted to get?" Twilight called. "Yup." "Well, why don't you go get it yourself?" "I already did!" Pinkie held the book up, even though Twilight couldn't see it. "Then why are you still here?" "I was curious." "Curious about what?" "Well, I was wondering if you could maybe try out that spell on me!" "WHAT!? Why!?" Pinkie shrugged. "Well, you and Applejack looked like you were having a lot of fun, and I've always kinda wondered what it would feel like to do that. I mean, I've always kinda wondered what having one would be like, and Applejack seemed to think it was pretty great, so now I want to try it! You know, what you and Applejack were doing." "What, now?" "Sure?" "With me?" "Why not?" "Forget it, Pinkie! It was fun to try it out once, but doing it all the time could get really awkward really quick. I'm not sure I really want to make a pattern out of it." "Plleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssse!" Pinkie drew the word out until she ran out of breath. "No!" "Fine, I won't make you do anything! Just try the spell on me!" "No!" "Why!? You used it on Applejack!" "I didn't know what it was going to do, and at least Applejack is responsible! She can handle it without going totally crazy! If I use it on you I have no idea what you'll do!" "I promise I'll be responsible with it! Really!" She began to bang on the bathroom door. "No!" "I promise I'll be good with it! I just want to know what it's like! Please, Twilight! Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!!!" She pounded harder on the door. "I want to try having a dick, Twilight!" "Okay, fine! As long as you promise not to tell anyone about it! I don't want everybody thinking I'm a pervert who just gives a dick to any girl who waltzes into my house. Nobody hears about this, and you don't get to use it on me unless I say so, okay?" "Of course!" Pinkie began to bounce again. "I promse! Pinkie Promise even! Does this mean you'll give me a dick?" Twilight's sigh was loud enough to make it through the door. "Fine, as soon as I get out of the shower." Pinkie grinned and channeled Fluttershy as best she could. "Yay!" She ran a happy little lap around the library. Halfway through it, she stopped dead. An even more brilliant idea had crossed her mind. She zipped back to the bathroom and knocked. "What?" Twilight grumbled. "Can you make it shoot pudding?" "Huh?" Twilight's sounded more than a little confused. "What are you talking about?" "My dick! I want you to make it shoot pudding instead of that stuff that it normally shoots." "...Pudding?" "Yeah! It's not like normal spooge is good for much of anything besides trying to make babies, so I want my dick to shoot pudding instead! Then I could eat it! And it would even be practical! If I ever got hungry and was too lazy to cook something, I could just start jacking off! Or even better, make it shoot frosting! Then I could use it for work! Although Mr. and Mrs. Cake probably wouldn't appreciate it very much. I doubt they'd want me jizzing on the merchandise even if it is frosting. Oh, I know! Ice cream!" The sound of the shower ceased, and a moment later Twilight stuck her head out. Her hair was plastered against her neck by the moisture, and her eyebrows were frowning. "Pinkie, I am not going to give you an ice-cream shooting penis. I don't even know if such a thing is possible, and I'm really not inclined to try to do it. If I give you a nice, regular, semen-shooting cock, will you go back to your room and leave me alone?" Pinkie nodded frantically. "Alright, then. Here goes." Pinkie gasped as a crazy amount of magic poured through her. Then she started to giggle. Magical energy always felt so tingly. She would never understand why everyone else was always so apprehensive about being one of Twilight's test subjects. Even if the spell didn't work, it still felt really funny and it was totally an adventure anyway. This time wouldn't be any different. Except that this time the adventure would involve a dick. "There, happy now?" Twilight didn't even wait for an answer. She ducked back into the bathroom and closed the door. Pinkie grinned. She could already feel that her Daisy Dukes were a bit tighter than they normally were. She stuck a hand down the front of her pants and grinned even wider. "I sure am, Twilight! Thanks!" "You're welcome." Pinkie didn't hear it. She was already on her way back to her room. She couldn't wait to get started. Author's Note next chapter will be posted shortly. I know you're all dying to see what Pinkie's dick is like, after all
(sour) CreamPinkie Pie didn't even notice whether Mr. and Mrs. Cake were hard at work in the kitchen or foyer or storage room or whatever. She had more important things to do. They wouldn't mind if she took a day off. In fact they'd probably welcome it. Unless they were utterly swamped with work, they usually got more done if she wasn't constantly sampling everything. Normally she would've stopped to see if anything yummy was cooking, but at the moment her mind was on only one thing, and that thing was in her pants. And had two other things dangling under it. So really she had three things on her mind, but they were kind of a package deal, so they counted as one. Although her mind was also occupied by the question of whether her genitalia counted as one or three things, so that probably counted for something else that was on her mind. But did that mean there were two things on her mind, or four? These things were complicated. Although it was really kind of irrelevant. The important thing was that she had a dick now and she was itching to use it. She scurried into her room and slammed the door behind her. Time for the moment of truth. She dropped her pants and looked down. It was a bit smaller than she had expected. In fact it wasn't even long enough to droop a whole lot, and sort of stuck out, away from her body. Like Applejack's had been, the entire head was hidden by her foreskin. What was different was that the head/foreskin combo made up maybe half of her dick's length. Now, the balls were a whole other story. They were easily twice the size that Applejack's had been. Pinkie reached down and cupped them. They nearly filled her whole hand. Her nutsack was silky smooth, and surprisingly soft. She rocked herself back and forth on her feet and the whole thing (or three things?) bounced along with her. She grinned. "It's so cuuuute!" Pinkie hopped onto her bed and sat crossed legged. Her balls were big enough that they rested on her blankets, her dick resting atop them. She slid her hand under her balls, squeezing gently. She giggled at the thrill that ran through her body. It bounced around inside her and ended up in her cock, stirring it from within. Gently taking it between her fingers, she flopped it back and forth, snickering as she watched it bounce around. It just looked so silly. She rocked her body back and forth, savoring the feel of her soft, soft blanket against her testicles. Amazing. So that was what having a dick felt like. She pinched her foreskin between her fingers and gave it a tug. Her heart began to beat faster. "Cool! So that's what getting a boner feels like." With each heartbeat, her cock seemed to get a little bigger. She knew that when someone had a boner, their dick would grow, but she had no idea that the difference would be so dramatic. Her penis stuck nearly straight up, now long enough for her wrap her hand around. She began to stroke, and it continued to grow. She watched intently as the bright pink head of her dick shoved it's way out of her foreskin and continued to rise. Her dick was now over twice as big as it had been, and it was still going. The strokes got faster and faster, so frantic that her whole body started to shake. "This is so awesome!" She paused for a moment; she was starting to sweat. Her dick didn't seem to be getting any bigger. It had impressed her; if it were just a few inches longer she would totally be able to give herself a titfuck. She leaned forward a bit. Nope, she wasn't quite flexible enough, and the cock hadn't grown quite that much. She hunched over, but the best she could do was to just barely touch the tip of her dick. "Crap. I should ask Twilight if she could make it a bit bigger. It would be so great of I could get it between my boobs." She stared down at it. She had to admit she was satisfied. When it was fully erect it had good length, and when it wasn't it was nice and compact. Still wasn't quite sure how she felt about the balls, though. She'd have to play with them a bit more before deciding anything. But the cock was all good, long and slender with a nice, juicy head. It was like the cherry on top of a dick sundae. Come to think of it... Pinkie craned her neck forward and stuck out her tongue. If she couldn't titfuck herself, maybe a blowjob wasn't out of the question. The head was looking awfully tasty, especially that little bit of fluid that was oozing out of the tip. The tip of her tongue flicked her dick. I knew that my overly long tongue would come in handy! She curled herself a bit more, trying to shove her hips towards her head. If only she could get it into her mouth. She hooks her arms under her legs and tried to crunch herself even closer together. Her lips touched her dick. She bent a little more and the head slipped into her mouth. She sucked lightly. The lobes of her cock head were hot against her lips. Her tongue tickled it, smearing the precum all around the inside of her mouth. It wasn't pudding, of course, but it didn't taste all that bad. It was almost sort of sweet. I wonder how the actual cum tastes? Only one way to find out! She sucked harder, and began to stroke her dick with one hand while rubbing her breasts with the other. Her penis grew hotter and hotter. Any minute now it would explode and she'd know for sure whether it would be worth the trouble to convince Twilight to make it shoot hot chocolate instead of semen. Just a few... more... seconds.... Then Pinkie heard a creak. In the space of half a second, she realized that while she had slammed the door behind her as she proceeded on her dick-quest, she had totally forgotten to lock it. Then she heard Mrs. Cake's voice. "Pinkie, would you mind helping me with the--- Oh my." Pinkie let her dick slip out of her mouth with a pop. She grinned as she turned to Mrs. Cake, a trail of precum and saliva hanging between her cock and her lips. Mrs. Cake's face was utterly blank; as if there was no possible expression she could take on that accurately represented what she was feeling. She didn't blink for an unusually long time. "Uh..." Pinkie tilted her head slightly. "What was it you needed my help with?" Without a word, Mrs. Cake walked backwards out of the room, closing the door behind her.
SpiceMrs. Cake descended the stairs, trying to scrub the image of Pinkie's little experiment from her head. She had walked in on Pinkie in a startlingly wide variety of situations, including a few instances where Pinkie had been... spending some quality time with herself. But even in those cases, Pinkie hadn't had.... that. Why, oh why, couldn't she have remembered to lock the door? "Are you alright, dear?" Mr. Cake poked his head out of the kitchen. "You look as if you've seen a ghost." "I rather wish I had seen a ghost," she answered. "What did you see?" "Well.., I... uh.... it was..." She stopped as she noticed the blood drain out of her husband's face. She turned around to see Pinkie Pie descending the stairs behind her. She had traded the short-shorts for a pair of pink sweatpants. It didn't help at all. Her boner had pitched an enormous tent in the front of them. Not helping matters was the fact that she obviously hadn't taken the time to put on underwear; the very tip of her erection bore a slowly expanding patch of sticky wetness. Mr. Cake tried not to look at it. "You needed me for something, Mrs. Cake?" Pinkie asked. "Um, no." Mrs. Cake waggled her head. "I thought I did, but I don't. You can go back to doing... whatever it was you were doing. In fact, you can take the rest of the day off." "Awesome! Thanks!" She spun around and bounded back up the stairs. Mr. Cake's eye twitched. "Was that... a..." "Yes, it was," Mrs. Cake said. "She... uh... failed to lock the door." "Has that... always been there?" She shook her head. "It isn't the first time I've walked in on her while she was... doing that. This was the first time she's had one of those." "But how...?" "It's Pinkie, dear. Best not to ask questions." "But even for her, that's-" He stopped, interrupted by a loud buzzing from above. "Is that what I think it is?" "Probably." "She does know that we can hear her, right?" "I have no idea." Mrs. Cake shrugged. "The best thing we can do is ignore it and hope she doesn't wake the kids. Why don't we go back into the kitchen. We won't be able to hear her in there." "Yes, that sounds like a good idea." He turned and started to walk into the kitchen. He stopped as Mrs. Cake wrapped her arms around him from behind and pressed her body against his back. "Just so you know..." she whispered into his ear. "...You've got nothing to worry about. Yours is way more impressive than hers is." He chuckled. "That's good to know." "Knock knock!" Both of them spun around to see Rainbow Dash standing in the doorway, a wry smile on her face. "I'm not interrupting anything, am I?" "No, no." Mr. Cake shook his head. "We were just... uh..." "Is Pinkie around?" Rainbow Dash interrupted. "She said that she had wanted to hang out." "She's upstairs, but you might want to--" It was too late. Rainbow Dash wasn't good at waiting and had already disappeared up the the stairs. Mrs. Cake chuckled. "She's certainly going to be surprised." Rainbow Dash didn't bother to knock on the door before throwing it open. It wasn't the first time she had walked in on Pinkie having some quality time alone with a vibrator. In fact, on one occasion she had found Pinkie in the exact same position: the vibrator set upright on the floor with Pinkie squatting over it, bouncing up and down. But this time was a little different. Normally there were three sounds: the buzzing of the vibrator, the shlick of it sliding in and out of her cooter, and her gasps. This time there were four sounds. The fourth was the wet thwapping of her dick against her belly. Rainbow Dash was pretty sure that that hadn't been there last time. She felt like she ought to say something, but she was too dumbfounded. The way Pinkie's penis bounced up and down with the rest of her was nearly hypnotic. An image flashed across Rainbow Dash's mind of her rushing forward, grabbing the cock and shoving it into her mouth. Obviously, she couldn't actually do that... could she? "Hey, Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie gasped, not even slowing down. "What's up?" "Pinkie, where the hell did that come from!?" "Where did what come from?" "The cock! What else would I be talking about!? I know you don't have one of those before! Is it permanent or what?" "Nah, I'm just trying it out." "But... but how!?" "I... uh... I can't say." "It was Twilight, wasn't it?" "...no!" "Who else in town could make a dick spell?" Rainbow Dash shook her head. "Seriously, Pinkie, what the hell!?" She couldn't stop staring at it. Little drips of precum were flying off the head as it bounced. "I was curious!" She stopped bouncing and settled onto the vibrator, letting it slowly slip inside her. She smiled lustily at Rainbow Dash and raised an eyebrow. "Aren't you?" "Yes- NO!" Rainbow Dash shook her head so fast she almost gave herself whiplash. "Of course not!" "You totally are! You're blushing!" "I am not!" "You totally want my dick, don't you!" Rainbow Dash's mind was bombarded by images of herself being fucked by Pinkie. "No, I don't!" "Come on, Rainbow Dash." Pinkie switched off the vibrator and began to stand up. Her breasts and dick swayed as she turned to Rainbow Dash. "You know you want this." Pinkie wiggled, sending every sexy bit of her body into motion. Dash swallowed. She had to admit that Pinkie was pretty hot. The girl defined the hourglass figure. Her breasts and hips were impressive. Her chest had a good bit of size to it; squishy without going overboard, and had nice, puffy, pinchable nipples. Dash's eyes slipped downward. Pinkie wasn't skinny, but her waist was far more slender than it should have been, going by the amount of junk food she consumed. All the food must have gone to her hips and butt, which were nice and meaty, kept tight only by the fact that Pinkie jumped up and down so much. Then there was the dick. Long and slender, and topped off with a nice, partially wrapped, pink head. And the balls, nice and squishy-looking. "How about it, Rainbow Dash?" She took her dick and waggled it in her friend's direction. "Wanna give my dick a try?" Rainbow Dash felt her face burning. Something in the back of her mind told her that jumping right onto Pinkie's dick was a ridiculous idea, especially since it hadn't even been there the day before. The stuff in the front of her mind thought that it looked awfully tasty. "Oh, what the hell. Why not?" Author's Note Pinkie never remembers to lock her door. You'd think she'd have learned by now.
Sugar"Great!" Pinkie hopped up and down, and her dick and boobs bounced everywhichway. "Let's get going!" "So, uh, what are we doing first?" "Fucking!" "Alright then..." Rainbow Dash swallowed. She had expected Pinkie to request at least a bit of foreplay first. Then again, she had no reason to expect that. Pinkie wasn't very good about delayed gratification. "I guess I better get naked." "Yep!" Pinkie watched intently as Rainbow Dash peeled off her clothes. She giggled. Even though Rainbow Dash was totally naked, her tan lines were so obvious it looked like she was still wearing a set of see through bra and panties. The only real color there was the pinkness of her nipples, and colorful patch of below-deck hair that was trimmed, appropriately enough, into a landing strip. She reached out and planted her hands on Rainbow Dash's breasts, which were just big enough to qualify as actually being there. Every part of her petite body was so toned. "So...uh... how are we doing this?" "You don't know how it works!?" Pinkie's eyes bulged. "You're missing out! All I have to do is stick my dick in your--" "I know how sex works!" Rainbow Dash grabbed Pinkie's hand as pulled them off of her chest. "I was asking about what position you wanted to use. Should I bend over, or what?" "Oh." Pinkie sat on the edge of her bed. "Hop on!" "O-okay. Let's see, how should I do this...?" Dash slowly climbed onto the bed, trying to figure out the best way to lower herself onto Pinkie's cock. She put her hands on Pinkie's shoulders and swung one leg over her. "Okay, Pinkie, I'm coming down." Pinkie grinned as she lined yup her cock with Rainbow's crotch. "This is gonna be awesome!" "Yeah, I sure hope-" She inhaled sharply as the tip of Pinkie's dick slid into her vagina. She looked down, and could hardly believe what she was looking at. Pinkie watched intently as the shaft of her penis disappeared into Rainbow Dash. "Your pussy feels so amazing!" Pinkie put her hands on Rainbow's hips and gave her a shake. "It's warm and tight and wet and feels like it's squeezing my dick and it feels really good!" "Y-yeah..." Rainbow Dash wrapped her legs around Pinkie. Each time Pinkie so much as twitched, the thrill that ran through her curled her toes. "Your dick feels pretty good, too." "It's not too big, is it?" "No, it fits right in." "Great!" Pinkie began to wriggle her hips, sliding herself further onto the bed. Rainbow Dash gasped as Pinkie's dick stirred around inside her. "You comfortable, Rainbow Dash?" "Yeah..." "Let's get going, then!" Pinkie began to thrust, her entire body bouncing as she shoved her dick into Rainbow's pussy. "AH!" Rainbow Dash felt herself lift into the air with each thrust, only to be slammed back down onto Pinkie's dick. Her entire body shook as her thighs smacked against Pinkie's. It was glorious. "Harder! Harder, Pinkie!" "Sure thing!" Pinkie thrust harder, nearly lifting herself off the bed. She threw her arms around Rainbow Dash and pulled their bodies together. "Pinkie, what are you- MMMMPPHH!" Pinkie's tongue interrupted her as she kissed her. Rainbow Dash gasped as she found Pinkie's tongue writhing around inside her mouth. She could taste it. Sweet; of course. No surprise there. She pressed her tongue against Pinkie's and began to suck on it. Pinkie tried to giggle, but couldn't. Rainbow Dash embraced Pinkie and squeezed. Pinkie's breasts were so big it felt like there was a pillow between them. They were pressed so tightly against Rainbow Dash that they couldn't even bounce despite the furiousness with which the two of them were bouncing. The two of them released the kiss, gasping for breath. Pinkie leaned back. Rainbow Dash slowly withdrew her legs from around Pinkie, slowly shifting so her knees rested on the bed. Pinkie flopped back on the bed, Rainbow Dash riding her as she bounced. Pinkie clutched at the sheets and bit her lip. Rainbow Dash smiled. Pinkie could barely keep her eyes open; her eyeballs were starting to roll into her head, lost in coitus. "Come on, Dash!" She gasped, barely coherent. "Do something!" Rainbow Dash looked down at Pinkie. Her boobs were jiggling beautifully. Dash reached down and grabbed them. Her fingers sank into Pinkie's chest, soaking up the softness and warmth. She squeezed, and felt Pinkie's nipples getting harder against her palms. She began to move her hips, compounding Pinkie's thrusting with her own. She could feel Pinkie's cock pulsing against the inside of her vagina. They were bouncing so hard that the bed was nearly leaving the floor. It squawked as it slid over the floorboards, moving a fraction of an inch with each shake. Rainbow Dash began to shiver. The entire world was shaking, and was about to explode. She closed her eyes. "What in tarnation is goin' on up there?" Applejack nodded her head at the ceiling, from which was coming a loud thumping. "It's Pinkie Pie, dear," Mrs. Cake answered. "She and Rainbow Dash are up to... something." "Really? I wouldn't trust those two up there. Probably settin' up some sorta prank or somethin'." "Maybe, but I don't think so." Applejack shrugged. "Suit yourself. If they break somethin' feel free to give me a call." "I'll keep that in mind." Mrs. Cake chuckled and looked back over her shoulder. "Dear, where are the biscuits that the Apple family ordered? Are they back there?" "Yes, I'll bring them right out!" Mr. Cake stumbled out of the storage room, bearing a surprisingly large box. He dumped it on the counter. "Could you ring these up? One of the babies needs a diaper change." "Are you sure you're okay with that?" Applejack pointed to the ceiling. The thumping had gotten louder. "They're probably gonna-" There was an incredible crash from above, then silence. "Somethin' like that. I'm gonna go check that they're okay!" She rushed up the stairs. Mrs. Cake shouted after her. "Make sure you knock first!" Author's Note Even if they weren't bumping uglies, RD and Pinkie would still be up to no good.
FrostingApplejack didn't knock. There was no time for knocking when her friends might very well be hurt. She threw the door open. As it happened, the crash had been the sound of the furious humping causing the legs of Pinkie Pie's bed to give way, sending the entire thing to the floor. That, of course, was not the first thing that Applejack took note of. The first thing she noticed was that Pinkie and Rainbow Dash were both naked. The second was that they were in such close proximity to each other that either they were in danger of freezing to death and were trying to share body heat, or something kinky was in the works. Given that it was a balmy eighty degrees out, Applejack assumed the latter. The third thing she noticed was that the particular position they wasn't exactly the most efficient one for two girls to do sexy things in. Now, if Pinkie were a guy, it would make perfect sense, but... The realization hit Applejack like a ton of bricks. "What the hell are you two doin'?" "Isn't it obvious?" Pinkie asked. "We're fucking!" "But how could you possibly be--" Then she saw it. "Pinkie, did you just suddenly grow a dick, or are my eyes just playin' tricks on me?" "Nope! Now I totally have a penis too! It's pretty awesome. I'd show it to you, but it's kinda busy at the moment." "Yeah, somehow she managed to get a- wait." Rainbow Dash processed Pinkie's words. "What do you mean you have a penis too. It's not like Applejack has a dick." Pinkie shrugged. "Well, maybe not now..." "Wait, you had a dick?" Rainbow Dash stared at Applejack. The latter's blush told the former all she needed to know. "You did, didn't you?" "M-maybe...." Applejack's pupils bounced around like pinballs. Rainbow Dash's eyes were drawn to Applejack's crotch. "Applejack, you don't still have one, do you?" "N-no." Rainbow Dash snickered. "You are a terrible liar. I can see the bulge in your pants." "What bulge?" "That one!" Rainbow Dash pointed. "It's kinda- Pinkie what are you doing?" Pinkie was still lying back on the bed, bouncing her hips. "What? I gotta keep it up. Can't just let it sit there! It's not like I'm gonna cum without you or anything. Just let me know when you're really ready to get back to business!" "Yeah, okay." Rainbow Dash turned back to Applejack. "I'm talking about that!" She pointed again at Applejack's crotch. "You're pretty obviously starting to pop a boner there!" "I am not!" Applejack's face flushed. "Come on, AJ, I can see it moving!" Applejack looked down. Rainbow Dash was right. "You're getting a hardon from watching me and Rainbow Dash?" Pinkie giggled. "You wanna get in on the action?" "No!" "Why don't you at least take it out?" Rainbow Dash said. "Looks like your pants are gettin' a bit tight there." "Why are you so curious about my not-boner?" Applejack snorted. "Oh come on, if I suddenly sprouted a cock, you'd probably want to see it! Can you honestly tell me you wouldn't be a bit interested?" "No! Well, maybe a bit..." "Well, out with it, then!" "Damn it, I can't believe I'm doin' this..." Applejack kicked the door closed and unzipped her pants. "Here we go." Her semi-erect dick flopped out like a big, squishy sausage. She waggled back and forth and bounced it a few times. "You happy now?" "Not bad. Looks a bit thicker than Pinkie's. Not quite as long, though." "What you wanna just pull her dick out and have a measurin' contest?" "Nope, can't do that!" Pinkie said. "My dick is busy, thank you very much." "Here, come closer!" Rainbow Dash caught the tip of Applejack's foreskin between her fingers and tugged. "Ow!" Applejack took a step forward. "Don't do that! It hurts!" "I dunno." Rainbow Dash grinned gave AJ's penis a squeeze. "I think you actually kinda liked it. You're getting harder." She began to stroke it. Now it had definitely crossed the line from semi-erect to full-on boner, and due to the fact that the bed had collapsed, it was right at blowjob level. "Yeah, you're totally into it. Oh well, no point in letting a good boner go to waste." Rainbow Dash pulled back the foreskin, admired the head for a moment, and popped it into her mouth, and began to lick. "Okay, that feels pretty good, but if you're gonna blow me, you gotta do it right!" She put both hands on Rainbow Dash's head and shoved her hips forward. Her entire penis disappeared into Rainbow Dash's mouth. "Now that's more like it!" "Applejack, you're messing up my fucking!" Pinkie glared at her. "It's totally throwing off the timing of my thrusts!" "Well, what else am I supposed to do? You guys are the ones who dragged me into this!" "Why don't you fuck Rainbow Dash too? She's got another hole down there, after all." "I dunno..." Applejack looked remarkably pensive for someone on the receiving end of a blowjob. "I'm not sure I want to put my dick up her butt." "Have you ever tried anal before?" Pinkie asked. "Maybe you'd like it!" "Well, kinda... not on purpose." "How do you do that by accident?" "The two holes are close together, okay? I was in a rush to start the bangin' and I stuck my cock in the wrong one." Pinkie snorted. "The wrong hole! That's a classic! Good thing you didn't do that to Rainbow Dash now! It would be much fun to have a dick up your nose." "I don't think it would fit, anyway," Applejack said. "I mean, it's not like my cock is enormous or anythin', but I don't think it'd go up her nose." "Well, when you stuck up the ass did you like it?" "I'm not sure; it wasn't up there for more than a few seconds. It didn't feel too bad, I guess." "Well, why don't you give it a try, then?" "I guess I could..." Applejack took a step back and popped her dick out of Rainbow Dash's mouth. "How 'bout it, RD? You up for takin' it up the behind?" "I guess I might as well." Rainbow Dash wiped her mouth. "At least that way I can talk, too. Seriously, I never knew that you could talk that much while you have sex." "Just a sec, let's get into a better position!" Pinkie said. "Help me up!" Applejack grabbed Pinkie's arms and pulled her upright. "Okay, now stuck your dick up her ass and let's get going!" "Okay, here it comes!" Applejack stepped forward. "Wait just a sec!" Rainbow Dash barked. "Put some lube or something on that thing before sticking it anywhere. Pinkie's gotta have some around here someplace!" "It's in my drawer!" Pinkie nodded at it. Applejack slid the drawer open. "Holy moly, that's a lot of dildos! What the hell do you do with all these things, Pinkie?" "I like to have some variety! You're free to borrow some of them if you want!" "Nah, I think I'll be okay." Applejack pulled a bottle of lube out and squirted some onto her dick. She raised an eyebrow at Rainbow Dash. "What do you say we get down to business?" Author's Note Of course we all know that Fluttershy's dildo collection puts Pinkie's to shame.
Cream FillingRainbow Dash let her body bounce back and forth as Pinkie and Applejack thrust at her from both directions. Applejack moved slower. Not slow, but her humping was more deliberate, as if she was savoring every inch of Rainbow Dash's ass. But Pinkie... in true Pinkie Pie fashion she was simply pounding as fast and hard as possible. The thrusts blurred together, until Rainbow Dash could barely even tell them apart. Pinkie giggled as she fucked. It was so much fun having a dick. It was like having a giant clit that you could could fuck someone with. Best of all, it left her hands free. At first she simply used them to grope at Applejack, which was pretty great. AJ had some pretty great tits, after all. Of course, that got Pinkie thinking about how her own tits compared, which immediately led to her groping herself and realizing that it felt really really good. But if rubbing her own boobs felt good, rubbing her other parts must feel even better. Currently, one hand fumbled with her nutsack, and the other pinched her nipple. Her other nipple was in her mouth; she felt almost embarrassed that she had never realized that she could suck her own boobs. The only thing that could make it better was if she could get chocolate milk out of it. That was what boobs were for, after all. Aside from being totally sexy, their main purpose was to make milk. It couldn't be that tough for Twilight to add some chocolate to it. It flipped a switch in Pinkie's mind. Between the chocolate milk boobs and the pudding penis, she could turn herself into a walking dessert bar. Maybe Twilight could come up with a spell that would let her poop chocolate frosting or something. Her pee could be... lemonade? That wasn't very desserty. It had to be a liquid though; pissing anything more solid would kind of hurt. Lemon Jello! Of course! Sure, she'd have to remember to piss in a bowl and leave it in the fridge for a bit, but that was hardly a problem. It was the perfect plan! She'd never run out of sweets ever again. Maybe she could even get Twilight to make her boobs different flavors. Left boob could be chocolate milk, and the right once could be like... she didn't even know. Maybe root beer or something. Or cider! Duh! It was like the most obvious thing ever. Although now that she thought about it, peeing cider would be even more convenient. The stuff went right through her anyway; she'd just have to drink one and she'd be able to endlessly recycle the same cider! It was BRILLIANT! Pinkie's brain was shuffling through the ideas so quickly that her instinct took over the fucking. As more and more ideas popped into her brain, she thrust faster and faster. She was merely subconsciously aware that an orgasm was creeping closer and closer to completion. Or maybe I could make each ball make a different kind of pudding! One could be chocolate and one could be tapioca! But then would I be able to choose which one I wanted? Chocolate and tapioca don't mix! But wait, where would the ice cream come out of, then? If I could cum ice cream it would be awesome. Maybe mint chocolate chip. No, nothing with chunks; that would be painful. Vanilla? Too boring. Chocolate? Nah I'm already crapping chocolate frosting. Mint maybe? No! I know! It should totally be-- She came. "CHOCOLATE CARAMEL SWIRL!" She arched her back and shoved her dick as far into Rainbow Dash as it would go. She could feel her dick pumping cum into Rainbow's pussy. Pinkie squeezed with muscles she didn't even know she had, eeking the last few drops of semen out of herself. She thrust a few more times, slowly, with a loud squish as the cum oozed out of Rainbow Dash and dripped down the shaft of Pinkie's cock. "Aaaahh..." She sighed blissfully an let herself fall backwards onto the bed. Her dick made a wet pop as it slid out of Rainbow Dash and slapped against her belly as she landed on her blanket. It twitched, and a few final drops of cum spilled out. Pinkie scooped it onto her finger and popped it into her mouth. "Eh, a bit too salty." She looked up at Applejack, who was still grinding furiously against Rainbow's back. "What's taking you so long, AJ?" "Shut up! You were already halfway there when I jumped in! I'm gettin' as much outta this as I can!" She wrapped one arm around Rainbow Dash's chest, squeezing her nipples. With her other hand she edged closer to Rainbow's crotch. She tugged a bit at the tiny patch of hair above her pussy. Rainbow squeaked. "Yeah, you like that, don't ya? Pity you didn't have a bit more endurance. It woulda been nice to come at the same time." "No-not fair!" Rainbow gasped. "I was getting f-fucked by both of you!" "So you wanna take me one-on-one sometime? Maybe we could get you a dick of your own and then we'll really see who's who!" Applejack's hand slipped lower. Her fingertips sank into Rainbow Dash's slit. She slid under the delicate folds of skin and reached the clit. It felt like a soft little bean, pulsing with every heartbeat. "Hang on tight," Applejack said. "Things are about to get fun!" She squeezed. Rainbow Dash's knees buckled. She tumbled forward, only just barely catching herself. She landed on her hands and knees on the bed, straddling Pinkie, who was lying back and watching the spectacle. Applejack fell with her, somehow managing to keep her dick inside Rainbow's ass. "What you, thought you were gonna get away?" Applejack grinned. "I ain't quite done yet!" She grabbed Rainbow Dash's waist and began to thrust as hard as she could, her eyes surveying RD's well-tanned back. "AJ... I- I..." "If you're gonna cum, cum! I'm just about there! Why don't you give her a hand, Pinkie?" Pinkie nodded, and shoved her fingers into Rainbow's vagina, waggling them as hard and fast as she could. Rainbow Dash's body gave out completely as she came a second time, her secretions pouring over Pinkie's hands. She collapsed on top of her, her face landing smack-dab in the middle of Pinkie's ample chest. Applejack gasped as Rainbow Dash's anus contracted, squeezing tight as she orgasmed. Applejack took a deep breath, thrust one last time, and whipped her hat off. "YEE HAW!" Her toes curled as her cock pumped cum into Rainbow Dash's ass. She shuttered with each shot, her entire body tightened with pleasure. As she finished, she patted Rainbow Dash on the back. "That felt great! You got one hell of an asshole, Dash." "Y-yeah..." Dash mumbled from between Pinkie's breasts. "Right now it feels like you got your entire arm shoved up in there." Applejack slowly slid her dick out. Even though she had come, Rainbow Dash's butthole still had a pretty tight grip. "There we go!" Applejack's half-erect dick came out with pop. "Whew! That was quite something." She looked down at it, and caught of whiff of the combo of cum, lube, sweat and butt-smell that lingered on it. What was left of her boner rapidly disappeared. "I guess the aftermath ain't that great. She sat on the bed next to Rainbow Dash, took a tissue and began wiping her dick clean. "Ugh, I'm not gonna be able to walk straight for a week," Dash groaned as she rolled off of Pinkie and onto her back. "My ass feels like I sat on a road cone." "Oh, please, you were totally into it!" Applejack chuckled as she laid back on the best next to Rainbow Dash and Pinkie. "Well, yeah," Dash answered. "So can we cuddle now?" "Huh?" Both Applejack and Rainbow Dash looked at Pinkie. "What? That's what you do after you fuck, isn't it?" "Sure, why the hell not?" "Great!" Pinkie rolled onto her side, sliding one arm and one leg under Rainbow's body and snuggled up against her. Applejack did the same, her now-flaccid wang flopping onto Dash's leg. She pressed herself against Dash, and began to nibble at her ear. "Don't think I forgot, Applejack," Dash said. "Forgot what?" Rainbow grinned. "You said that I oughta get a dick of my own so that we could really compare. You know I never back down from a challenge." Applejack rolled her eyes? "Fine, sometime I guess we'll have to get you a dick. Not now, though." "Why not?" "Because we don't want to wake Pinkie." They looked at her. She was already starting to snore. "Fine," Rainbow Dash said. "Maybe tomorrow." Author's Note sorry this took so long real life things. So yeah this is pretty much done; maybe it'll have an epilogue like the other story and then we'll have a followup. No way I'd pass up on AJ and RD having a dick contest also, if you're wondering what pinkie's dick looks like (both links NSFW obviously. and if you prefer to keep your own metal images, just don't click it): Non-boner boner except with slightly larger balls
Epilogue: Comfort foodApplejack rested her head against Rainbow Dash's. She never wanted to get up. There were so many reasons for that. The warmth of Pinkie and Rainbow Dash's bodies. The sound of their breathing. The fact that when they got up they'd have to clean up the mess of cum other secretions that they had left splattered across the floor and bed. She gently caressed Rainbow Dash's breast with her hand. It wasn't really foreplay or anything. Not even sexual. It just felt good to feel Rainbow's body, just like it felt good that Rainbow Dash's hand had found it's way to her balls and was gently massaging them. She didn't even have it in her to get a boner from it. She didn't have that kind of endurance. It just felt... comfortable? That was the best word she could come up with. Sure, having sex had been great, but this was just as satisfying, like getting a foot rub after a long day at work. Her eyes shifted over to Pinkie. The only regret she held at the situation was that she couldn't reach Pinkie's body. Her breasts looked like they would make the best pillow ever. She could rest her head on them, maybe use her tongue to toy with one of the nipples. She tried to imagine her hand running down the smooth curves of Pinkie's hip. So smooth. Her eyes dipped lower. She giggled. "What's so funny?" Rainbow Dash whispered, not wanting to awaken Pinkie. "Look at her dick." Rainbow's gaze lowered, and she smirked. Pinkie's penis had gone completely flaccid, withdrawing back into its foreskin. It was a miracle that something so enormous when erect could get so small. "It's so cute, isn't it?" Applejack said. "I think I almost like it better when it's so tiny." "Isn't a bigger dick better?" "If it's inside you, I guess. I'm talkin' just about lookin' at it. It's just adorable like that." Rainbow Dash reached down and began to play with it, flipping it between her fingers, suppressing giggles as she watched it flop back and forth. "What, you gonna ignore mine now?" Applejack slapped her dick against Rainbow Dash's leg. "It might not be so cute, but it needs some attention too!" "Ugh, fine." Rainbow put her other hand around Applejack's dick. "Man, yours really is pretty big even when you don't have a hard-on." "Yeah, I know, Pinkie kinda lucked out, really. When she wants it for something it gets real big, and when she's done with it it shrinks and doesn't get in the way." "Wonder what my dick is gonna be like," Rainbow Dash mused. "Mine'll still be better." "We'll see." Rainbow Dash smirked as she gave both dicks a squeeze. "Wonder what Pinkie thinks about having such a tiny cock." As if on cue, Pinkie shifted and smiled. "I like it," she mumbled. "it's fun sized." Author's Note Of course Pinkie has a fun size cock. Basically, the epilogue is here to let you guys know that the followup story, The Contest, is up.
Layer CakeApplejack stroked her dick, making sure to rub the lube over every bit of it. That sensation on its own was more than enough to make her cum, if she had been so inclined. Maybe she'd have to borrow a spare bottle from Pinkie. It would certainly improve her own fapping. It would be a bit of a pain to clean off, but then again she usually beat off in the shower anyway. She shook her head. She had no reason to be thinking about masturbating, not when she had Rainbow Dash's ass to stick her dick in. Speaking of which... She turned her attention to Rainbow Dash. The girl was beautifully toned; everything was smooth, supple, and subtle; the toughness of her muscles just barely hidden beneath the skin. The strength was evident despite the petiteness. Rainbow Dash's hair was pulled back into a ponytail, exposing her slender neck. Applejack's eyes crept down the girl's well-tanned back. She suppressed a giggle. Most of Rainbow Dash's body was a healthy bronze, but her butt, cute and tight as it was, was pasty white. "Damn, Rainbow Dash, your ass is so pale it's practically glowin'" "Well, excuse me for not taking the time to tan it." Rainbow Dash snapped. "Seriously, now I know why they call it a full moon! I bet if we shut the lights of it would shine." "Ha ha. What, do you want me to sit in a bucket of tanning oil?" "Did you have Nightmare Moon's face on your ass before we blasted her with the elements?" "Or maybe I should just sit on your face. "Maybe I should call you 'Firefly'! Your behind lights up, after all." Rainbow Dash looked back over her shoulder, glowering. "Listen, I wasn't exactly planning to get double-fucked when I came over here, so I didn't really take the time to get all prettied up. Apologies that my ass isn't exactly up to your specifications." "I never said it was ugly!" Applejack said. "As a matter of fact, I think it's really hot." She raised her hand and whipped it down on Rainbow Dash's right butt cheek with a loud smack. "OW! What the hell was that for!" "Sorry, when you have that nice of an ass just sittin' there, ya gotta slap it!" She smirked as she saw a red handprint beginning to develop. "Well, quite slapping my ass and stick your dick up it already." Rainbow Dash snorted. "If you're gonna fuck me, then fuck me! You can tell me about how nice my butt is after you're done!" "I didn't think you'd be quite so into this, Dash." Applejack raised an eyebrow. "Do you like taking it up the ass or somethin?" "Never tried it before. If you're gonna put your dick in my asshole, just do it already!" "Seriously, guys!" Pinkie interrupted. "And you were complaining about how I was talking! Will you stop talking and start fucking already? I wanna cum!" She leaned forward, grabbed Rainbow's butt cheeks and spread them wide. "Sorry 'bout that, Pinkie," Applejack said. She took hold of her dick and stepped behind Dash. Her asshole was completely visible now. It was a small and tight little pucker; Applejack wondered if she could even fit her dick into it. She pressed the head of her penis against the top of RD's ass crack and rubbed it up and down a few times, getting a feel for the skin. As the tip brushed over Rainbow Dash's anus, she stopped. "Well, here goes nothin'!" Rainbow Dash gasped. "WHOA!" Pinkie giggled. "How does it feel to have a dick in your asshole?" "Dick, nothin'." Applejack interrupted. "That's just the end of it." "What? You mean there's more?" Rainbow Dash swallowed. "Yep!" Applejack shoved her hips forward. "AHHH!" Rainbow Dash's eyes bulged so much they almost fell out of her head. "How'd you even fit that in there!?" "Oh, hush!" Pinkie began to rock her hips forward and back. "Enough talking! Let's start with the humping!" "Yeah!" Applejack began to thrust. Her nuts smacked against Rainbow Dash's thighs. "Your asshole is great! It's so tight!" "I- uh- AH-!" Rainbow Dash tried to answer, but it was impossible. All three girls were on their feet now, with Applejack and Pinkie humping her from both sides. She couldn't do anything but gasp as both her holes got pounded. She threw her arms around Pinkie and squeezed. Her friends were fucking her so hard that her feet were barely even on the floor. As both girls hit her with a pair of particularly hard thrusts, she lifted her legs off the ground and clamped them around Pinkie's waist. Applejack managed to speak between thrusts. "Are we holdin' her up with our dicks? Can you even do that?" "I dunno!" Pinkie answered. "If we are, that's pretty awesome!" Applejack pressed her body against Rainbow Dash's back. She grinned as she rubbed her breasts against her, feeling the sweat sliding down her back. She reached forward, her hands sliding between Pinkie and Rainbow's boobs. Her fingers found Rainbow Dash's nipples and she began to squeeze and tug. They were already hard from their contact with Pinkie's chest, but they were growing even harder as Applejack played with them. Rainbow Dash's entire body shook, assaulted with pure pleasure from every side. Her pussy felt amazing; it felt sort of like her own personal self-gratification efforts, only magnified by an order of a magnitude by the warmth and movement of Pinkie's cock. Her ass felt just as good; if not better. She had never tried that before, but she already knew she didn't hate it. It hurt a bit, but it hurt in the best possible way. And then Applejack's hands kneading and fondling her breasts. And then there were Pinkie's lips pressed against her own, and their tongues slipping and sliding against each other. It was the icing on the sex cake. Any more pleasure and she would come. "I- I- I'm gonna--" She tried to say it, but couldn't get the words out. Applejack grinned. Rainbow Dash was as close as could be to her limit. She put her head forward and stuck out her tongue. She flicked the lobe of Rainbow Dash's ear, then began to nibble, pinching it between her teeth. Rainbow's toes curled and she screamed. Her entire body convulsed, writhing in utter bliss. Applejack and Pinkie gasped as Rainbow's ass and pussy squeezed their cocks even tighter. A sudden burst of wetness from Rainbow Dash's pussy spattered against their legs. Rainbow Dash shuttered, her head lolling as she managed to pull herself out of her orgasmic incoherence. "I- I just...I..." "Ya just came. We could tell." "Y-yeah... that was awesome..." She took a deep breath. "So now... what do we...uh....guys?" Her body was still being bounced around by Applejack and Pinkie, whose humping had barely slowed. "Just because you came doesn't mean we did!" Pinkie said. "We still gotta finish up!" "Yeah, just sit tight," Applejack said. "Maybe we can give you a couple more orgasms!" Pinkie cocked her head to the side. "Can you do that? Can you come twice?" Applejack shrugged. "I dunno. Let's find out!" Rainbow Dash smiled. "Sounds good to me!" Author's Note I guess Rainbow Dash is a squirter.
