Getting Head

by Good Christian Ethesto

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Sex, Berry Punch
Length: 4528

Berry Punch has a threeway with some bugs.

In 1963, Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream. A dream that ponies could be shipped into a threeway with two giant bugs. Sadly, he was shot by John Wilkes Booth before that dream could reach fruition.

Now, over 100 years later, a young, aspiring author named Ethesto will attempt to bring that dream to life.

A story in which Berry Punch tries to sate her disgusting insect fetish by having sex with a praying mantis and a centipede.

Warning: Includes horrifying insect/arthropod/pony sex. Where are your gods now?
This is a threeway threequel to 'Pollinating Her Berries' and 'Double Spinnetration'.

Published 2013-07-13 23:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-13 23:10:02 UTC

Once you clop you don't stop

A sequel to Pollinating her Berries and Double Spinnetration. You can go read those if you want, not that it really matters...

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It was a cool day in Equestria. The temperature was getting lower and lower each day as winter reared its metaphorical head. A chilly wind blew through the leafless trees of the Everfree forest, making it feel even colder than it actually was. This did little to stop Berry Punch, however, as she trotted between the trees. Her hooves crunched against the dried leafs littering the forest floor as she went on her way, making quite a ruckus, but she didn't care about that.

All she could think about was her current destination, the next stop on her endless quest for giant insects to fuck: The Big Bug Fun Club. Sure it was a little out of the way, one had to travel quite far into the Everfree to get to it, but if you were looking for giant bugs it was the best place to go.

She stumbled upon it the last time she was out here- after having sex with a massive spider- while trying to find her way back to her home in Ponyville. However, she never entered the establishment, so she wasn't exactly sure what to expect. She couldn't help but feel a bit nervous as she trotted onward. What if the insects were mean or didn't like her?

She managed to push those thoughts aside though, as she realized that that wasn't likely. She had even gotten all dolled up for the occasion, something she didn't do very often. Her hooves were covered in a set of fishnet stockings that reached all the way up to her sexy, pony flank, and her back was topped with a little, wool-coated saddle that matched her coat color. Nothing says 'sexy' like a saddle. Her purplish mane and tail were brushed into bulbous shapes that somehow defied gravity, bouncing around as she walked like a really horny grasshopper. She even put on makeup, covering her eyelids in pink eye shadow, and putting on a bit too much lipstick.

All in all, she looked like a complete whore, but a sexy pony whore, so it was alright. No bug could possibly resist her charm. As she ventured onward, her destination came into view between the trees. The blue brick walls and bold neon signs of the Big Bug Fun Club contrasted against the forest, making it stand out as clear as day.

She trotted up to the front, spotting a line of various bugs waiting outside. The front door was guarded by a huge, brown beetle who was clearly the bouncer. He was focused on a clipboard clutched in his clawed appendages until he noticed Berry trotting up to him with his peripheral vision. Looking up, his multiple pairs of eyes and his two antenna instantly began examining her, taking in all her details and straying just a moment too long on her sweet flank. He couldn't deny for even a second that she was super babe-ilicious, and without even a moment of hesitation, he opened the door, ushering her inside with a leg.

Berry Punch didn't tarry outside, sure there were insects out there, but they were a bunch of losers. Surely she could find much better insects inside. Without even batting an eye at the line, she trotted through the door and into a large room filled to the brim with partying insects of all types. Some kind of techno music was blaring through the speakers while a host of insects danced around like idiots in the center of the room. The outer edges of the room were filled with tables which were occupied by bugs of all types playing card games and drinking themselves into alcohol-induced comas.

However, before Berry could join them, some of the bugs noticed her looking around and instantly fell silent. Others followed suit, and what resulted was a chain reaction as every bug in the room turned to see the newcomer. After a moment, the music turned off, leaving an awkward silence as everyone stared slack-jawed at the sexy pony that had just walked in.

Berry Punch wasn't used to being the center of attention, so this was a new experience for her, and she had to admit that she kind of liked it. Even so, it was pretty strange, and after a few long seconds it was just getting weird.

In an attempt to end the situation, she smiled and raised a foreleg, giving an awkward wave. "Hey everyone..."

Instead of getting a response from the patrons, the lights dimmed down to near nothingness and a pair of spotlights snapped on with a loud 'click'. They instantly focused on her, further emphasizing the point that she was the center of attention. She was getting ready to voice her confusion, when a group of large cockroaches stepped up onto a stage on the other side of the room and began beat boxing.

Berry's eyes lit up with realization. It was now clear to her; to gain acceptance into their club she would have to rap. She hadn't rapped in years, but growing up on the harsh streets of Ponyville had taught her a thing or two. She cleared her throat and began with a few obligatory 'yo's.

"Yo. Yo yo. Yo."

"My name is Berry Punch and I'm up in this bitch. Comin' at you like a pony sandwich. Lettuce and tomatoes? Fuck that shit. This sandwich is just buns and my meaty pony clit. I'm sexy as hell with my huge, pony flank. It's all natural. Don't believe me? Just give it a spank. Don't wanna waste no time so I'll make these verses quick, 'cuz what I'm here for is some big bug dick."

"Fucking insects is my fetish, damn that shits so hot. Thinking about it heats my nethers like a crab in a pot. I don't have a good job, or make a lot of money, but one time I sucked off a wasp and it sprayed me with its honey. Wasps are better at sex than stupid bees, so bitch please, only they can pollinate my 'berries'. No need to fret, my songs not through. This next verse'll be so sick it'll give you the flu."

"Now listen up ya'll, this is where it gets good. I soon found myself lost in a spider neighborhood. I met a cool arachnid who was just lookin' for some fun. He taught me the meaning of double spinnetration. He was always polite like a true gentleman. He turned my vagina into a WMD like the Taliban. He filled me up with web and it was super sticky, then he burst open with baby spiders, that shit was icky.

"That's pretty much it, I'm done with my song. I know it wasn't long, but I'm here for bug dong so I'm cutting it short. Is that so wrong?"

As soon as she finished, every bug in the whole establishment hailed her with excited cheers and applause. Berry Punch smiled to herself knowing that these insects were as good as fucked. No doubt every bug in the whole club would want a piece of her sweet flank now.

Just as expected, she was instantly confronted by multiple huge bugs, all of whom wanted a piece of dat ass. She was overwhelmed for a moment, not knowing exactly what to do, until a big, six foot-tall praying mantis in front of her caught her eye. His leaf-green exoskeleton practically shone in the dim light marking him as a prime candidate for sex. Berry Punch's miniscule pony vagina moistened at the sheer thought of having sex with such a beautiful insect, and she pointed a hoof at him.

"You!" she yelled, instantly silencing the excited bugs around her. They were more than eager to hear what she had to say. "We are going to have sex." It wasn't a question, Berry Punch WOULD have sex with this insect. It was inevitable. Just as surely as the sun rises in the east (assuming Celestia isn't fucking around) she would fuck this praying mantis.

He gave no arguments, clearly more than a little excited at having been chosen. Instead of showing his excitement, though, he simply slicked his antennae back with one muscular walking appendage as though it was no big deal. This guy was way past cool! Surely Berry Punch chose correctly.

He pulled his sunglasses down slightly, looking Berry directly in the eyes, before gesturing to a set of doors on one side of the room. "Come on, we can use one of the back rooms." His voice was deep and sensual, and if Berry Punch didn't stack stamina, she'd likely have blown her load right then and there at the sheer sexiness of it.

She nodded dumbly, following him through the crowd and into a smaller room. Said room looked like a motel room, having little more than a queen-sized bed and a door leading to a bathroom. She could only assume this place was used for sex regularly, a point further validated by the many goo-stains plastered on the floor, walls, and even the ceiling.

The praying mantis walked over to the bed, tossing his sunglasses aside like they were nothing, before turning and giving her the most seductive look she'd ever seen. She could feel butterflies in her stomach as she returned his gaze, but that's mostly because she had eaten butterflies for lunch. She sauntered over to him, shaking her flank with every step, an action he noticed if his eyes widening was any indication. With one swift head movement, she unbuckled her saddle, letting it slide to the floor, leaving her body exposed and naked.

"Damn girl, you're fine. I've never had sex with a pony before." He admitted to her.

"Don't worry. I'll be here to help you every step of the way." She replied, giving him the bedroom eyes.

He was about to respond, when the door suddenly burst open. Both their heads turned to see a giant centipede, as wide around as Berry Punch and three times as long, crawl into the room. The centipede went right up to the praying mantis, rearing up and looking him right in the eyes.

"I turn my back for five minutes and I find you here about to have sex with some pony whore?" Exclaimed the centipede in a thick russian accent. Berry Punch would have been offended, but she pretty much is a pony whore.

Seeing that there was no way to worm his way out of this, as he's a praying mantis and not a worm, the praying mantis simply replied with the truth. "Yeah, pretty much." The centipede seemed satisfied with that answer, as honesty is the most important thing in any relationship.

"Sorry, I should have told you about my boyfriend," said the praying mantis, "I hope you don't mind if we have a threeway." Berry Punch was practically ecstatic about the idea. Never in all her days of having a weird insect fetish had she ever dreamt of having sex with multiple insects at once.

"I'm down," said Berry Punch. "I've never had sex with multiple bugs at once before!"

"It's a lot like having sex with one bug, but twice as sex," explained the praying mantis before realizing that he had still yet to give her his name. "How rude of me, I should introduce myself. I am Moses." I guess they don't call him a 'praying' mantis for no reason.

"And I am Mikhail Gorbachev, puny little pony," exclaimed the centipede. "I am going to sex you so hard, Reagan will be asking us to put up a wall(because it's disgusting and he doesn't want to see it)."

"I'll be looking forward to it," said Berry with a wink. She didn't need to introduce herself because she already had with her song, you retard. Now that the talking was out of the way, Gorbachev moved in, showing just how excited he was for sex as he grabbed Berry and caber tossed her onto the bed. She bounced but once, as the bed was fairly lumpy, before coming to rest on her back, her legs spread for all to see.

Nearly instantly, Moses was upon her, his prothorax pressed against her tummy. Berry was momentarily surprised by their aggressiveness so far, but that became the last thing on her mind as he began combing through her mane with his tibial spines. They soon found that spot directly behind her ear and started scratching it, resulting in some involuntary leg kicks as Berry lost herself in the joy of having her ear scratched.

During this, Moses leaned in and whispered into her ear with his seductive voice. "You smell nice." He's a master of word-play, as you can tell.

He leaned in a bit more, his small mandibles parting as he kissed her down the side of her face. Unfortunately, Gorbachev didn't seem too happy about watching them from the sidelines without getting any action, so he moved in and mounted Moses. He was just the right length to rub his anal segment against Moses' own anus, causing the praying mantis to momentarily tense up. Mikhail's many short pairs of legs managed to reach over Moses and rub both him and Berry Punch all over.

Berry had to admit, this was going pretty good so far. And it only got better as Moses moved his kisses lower to her neckline, leaving trails of saliva across her fur. Surely she's be covered in hickeys by tomorrow, but she didn't care at the moment. The cool saliva on her flesh was a stark contrast to the heat she was receiving form being covered by two bodies.

After a few moments, Moses pulled back one of his walking appendages, electing to instead probe her open mouth with his segmented walking hair. The finger-like attachment felt around in her cheeks for a few moments before playing with her long, orange tongue, vying for dominance of Berry's mouth with the muscular organ.

Berry couldn't help but let out a soft moan as the invading member continued to wiggle in her mouth-vagina. She could already feel her mouth filling up with a mixture of saliva and sugary pre cum. She was really enjoying all these feelings combined. Unfortunately, it wasn't meant to last, as Gorbachev decided that he wanted a turn in the middle. With his multitude of legs, he pushed Moses aside, instantly moving in and positioning his trunk atop Berry's body.

His antennae aggressively pushed their way through her hair and his heavy breaths ran across her saliva-coated neck. Clearly Gorbachev was the one who wore the metaphorical pants in this relationship. Berry couldn't help but feel a throbbing deep in her mouth vagina as he began rubbing every inch of her body with his tiny legs. She wanted him deep inside her. The way he took charge and made her his bitch just turned her on for some reason.

Her lust only intensified as he began rubbing his body across her own, the creases in his sternites feeling great as they ran across her belly. She latched on to him with her legs, feeling the smooth yet tough surface of the tergites on his back with her hooves. Before long, Moses had taken his place atop Mikhail, turning it into a proper threeway once again as he began rubbing himself against Mikhael's now-inflamed anus. . Suddenly, one of his legs rubbed across her cutie mark, pulling it off.

Mikhail pulled back, slightly surprised by this turn of events as he looked over at the discarded cutie mark on the bedspread. "What the fuck? Did your tramp stamp just come off?"

Berry decided to explain quickly so they could get back to sex. "That's my cutie mark. They're actually just stickers that grown-up ponies put on, they're not real tattoos. We all have a running joke in Ponyville of telling children that they're magical, and that they'll appear once they're old enough. The retards actually believe that. It's pretty hilarious."

That seemed like a good enough explanation for Mikhail, so he got back to it. His multiple pairs of mandibles opened up, and he lunged his face into that of Berry, kissing her hungrily. She returned the kiss with just as much fervor, even going so far as to extend her tongue, licking the pointed coxosternal teeth on the ends of his coxosternal tooth plates. She couldn't help but feel a slight thrill at feeling how sharp his teeth were and that, accompanied by his strength and aggressive behavior, just helped to cement the fact that he truly was a predator. He could fill her with venom at any moment and devour her guts if he wanted to, and for some reason that turned her on even more.

Eventually she couldn't take any more of this, she needed them inside her! She pushed Gorbachev just hard enough for him to pull back and she was able to look into his big, stemmata eyes. "I want you inside me!" she gasped out, unable to be even the least bit suave at the moment.

Gorbachev was then pushed aside, revealing that Moses wasn't as big of a pushover as Berry had come to believe. "I want to go first," he said, receiving a nod from Mikhail who was now laying by Berry's side.

Berry scanned his body with her massive, adorable eyes, but she couldn't see any noticeable sex organs on him. He lacked either a stinger or a spinneret, so she had no idea how he was going to continue. "How is this gonna work?" she asked after a moment.

Moses seemed to have it all planned out judging by the cocky grin on his face. "You're going to eat my head," he explained with a hint of excitement in his voice. Clearly he was really looking forward to this for some reason.

"Won't that, like, kill you, or something?"

"Of course, but that's how praying mantises have sex." It seemed pretty strange to Berry, but she wasn't going to question it. Besides, she really wanted something inside her mouth-vagina right now, and his head did look tasty. She gave a nod before opening her mouth as wide as it would go, which is pretty wide since ponies have huge mouths. They're also able to dislocate their jaws like a snake to devour small animals and cakes whole. The more you know.

Without another word, Moses leaned forward, his succulent head inching closer and closer to her gaping mouth. He was going so slow though, seemingly playing with her. Berry couldn't take it any more, she had waited long enough! She lunged forward, wrapping her lips around his neck as she took his entire head into her mouth. Her eyes widened in bliss as she finally had something substantial to fill her mouth. His antennae stuck into the back of her throat, feeling around the sensitive flesh and causing her to nearly cum outright.

She managed to contain herself for a moment, though, as her teeth came down on Moses' neck. Backed by Berry's powerful jaws, the flat teeth were able to easily penetrate Moses' thin exoskeleton, and with a loud crunch, she severed his head. Her cheeks bulged out like a chipmunk as she held it in her mouth, savoring the taste and enjoying the feeling of the still-twitching antennae. After but a few moments, she knew she couldn't hold it in anymore. With a mighty gulp she swallowed his head whole, her neck bulging out in the most pleasurable way possible.

That was more than enough to finally push her over the edge and she climaxed before the head even reached her stomach-uterus. Her mouth was filled with so much sparkly, raindrop, magic, pony cum that she couldn't keep it all in. Her lips were forced open as a geyser of cum rushed out, spraying across her belly and the bed. This was sure to leave yet another stain on this already-filthy room.

She continued squirting for a few moments, more cum coming out than ever before, before she finally ran dry. She laid back on the bed, panting as she felt the head finally reach her stomach. It was so amazing, she nearly forgot that Gorbachev was still there. That is, until he leaned in and started slurping the cum off Berry's belly, suckling her six(ponies have six nipples, I'd know, I'm an astrozoologist) tiny nipples in the process.

Berry stayed still, basking in pleasure as Mikhail worked his magic, making her feel better than ever before. Eventually, he had completely cleaned her of cum, and he once again mounted her, pushing Moses' decapitated corpse onto the floor.

"Now it is time for you to eat my head, little pony," he stated. Berry's eyes widened slightly. She was already filled with an entire head and the hundreds of partially-digested butterflies that she had eaten earlier. She wasn't sure if she had room for yet another head. Besides, she was pretty sure, even with her limited knowledge of centipedes, that this wasn't how they normally had sex.

Before she could question it though, he spoke up. "I want you to eat my head. Then my head can be with my boyfriend's head for all eternity. Besides, watching you eat Moses' head was the sexiest thing I've ever seen."

Berry couldn't find any problem with that argument, so she decided to just go for it. Surely she could fit two heads inside her at once, if you catch my driftwood. She once again opened her mouth, only to have Mikhail ram his head straight into her throat. His head was definitely bigger than the last one she ate, and she felt her jaw dislocating as her cheeks stretched to the max. She gaged a bit, having a bit of trouble forcing her mouth closed enough to bite off his head, but she managed. His exoskeleton was tuff, but, like a guillotine, Berry's teeth managed to force their way through it. Insect goo sprayed out everywhere as she bit through flesh, managing to fully sever Mikhail's head in one bite.

His head may have been large, but it was no match for Berry Punch! Her neck once again stretched to ridiculous lengths as she swallowed down the basketball-sized object. She wouldn't have guessed that it was possible after spraying such a large load, but this was enough to push her into another orgasm. She squirmed in pleasure as a new stream of pony cum spewed from her mouth. This time it was even more powerful than before, spraying across the entire room and hitting the wall.

After literally minutes of cumming, Berry finally squirted the last of her payload onto her chin as she fell back onto the bed in complete bliss. Her stomach was extended from her huge meal, making her look pregnant. With her last ounce of strength she pushed away Mikhail's corpse, letting it fall atop that of Moses before she laid back on the bed, exhausted. That sure was some good insex!

--

"Then, over the next couple of months I fucked every species of giant bug in existence," said Berry Punch, finishing her story.

A few feet away, her daughter, Berry Pinch, stared at her mother in horror, trying to comprehend everything she had just heard with her tiny brain. After a few moments she managed to get her brain meats working again. "What? I-I just asked who my dad is!"

Berry Punch decided to explain a bit more. "Well... After that I realized I was pregnant. Then, a few months later, I had you."

Berry Pinch was finally starting to put the pieces together in her head and her pupils shrunk as she realized what her mother was getting at. "So my father is-"

"Every species of giant insect, arachnid, and arthropod on this planet," cut in Berry Punch.

Berry Pinch stared at her mother, hoping that this was all just a cruel joke. She even looked around to see if Ashton Kutcher was hiding somewhere, waiting to spring out and declare that she'd been punk'd. But as the seconds went by, it became more and more obvious that this wasn't just some joke.

The revelation hit Berry Pinch like a sack of cum-soaked socks, and her mouth once again dropped open. In retrospect, it made perfect sense. "Is that why I have antennae under my mane?" Berry Punch simply answered with a nod. "And why I feel a strong urge to devour the heads of all my classmates?" Once again, she received a nod. "And why I poop web?"

Berry Punch just smiled down at her daughter. The action was enough to answer her question and countless other similar ones she had. Finally, the implications of this caught up with her, and she shrieked in despair as she ran up to her room where she would no doubt bawl her eyes out.

Berry Punch decided to give her some time alone, and walked over to a nearby window. All this talk of having sex with insects was really starting to make her reminisce on the good old days. After she had sex with every species of bug, she became bored with that, and went on to fuck other things. Eventually, she managed to fuck every species of creature she could find.

That was years ago...

Now she was so lonely. There was nothing new left on the planet for her to fuck. She once again felt the heartache she felt when she first realized that she would never fuck a new species again. It was the worst feeling, and a few tears began streaming from her eyes. She looked up to the dark, star-filled skies and cast a silent prayer that some god out there would make more species for her to fuck.

Then it hit her... She had fucked every species on this planet, but there were countless other planets out there. Planets that were no doubt teaming with life... No doubt aliens were out there somewhere, just waiting to come down and fuck her!

She instantly ran out the door and into the street, raising her forelegs to the heavens. "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!"

--

Meanwhile, in space, emperor Arcturus Mengsk sat in the bridge of his battlecruiser stationed high above the planet. In front of him, multiple screens showed footage of the surface of the planet picked up by high-powered cameras mounted on the ship. His focus, however, was on one specific screen on which was a purplish pony.

He was intrigued by this pony and her desire to get laid, but his attention was redirected as Admiral Gerard, who was revived through the magic of necromancy, the same as Arcturus had been, spoke up. "Take us out of orbit Mr. Malmstien. We've seen enough."

Mengsk had other ideas, though. "Belay that order. Helmsman, take us in. I have a pony to fuck..."

THE EEEEEEEND!