PewDieCry in Equestria!

by MarcusFirehaven

TO EQUESTRIA!!1

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~~~someplace~~~

"Cry!" Shouted an excited PewDiePie to his buddy, Cry.

"S'up Pewds?" Cry asked PewDie, "No really, you never told me why we were meeting up."

PewDie just picked up a box and said "Some Bro sent me a box and said 'open it with Cry, and bring Stephano, because... Stephano'." and held up a note that had exactly that written on it.

"Fair enough!" Cry said, not questioning that logic, because... Pewds.

They opened the box, and suddenly-

"AH! FAKE STEPHANO! You can keep it!" He yelled then said as a bronze Stephano (the "fake" variety once PewDie finds a gold one) sprung in the air because of a spring in the box.

"Sweet!" Cry exclaimed as he tried to grab it mid-air, but missed, and it fell on a big red button on the inside of the box.

Suddenly, the inside of the box began to glow bright white as it seemed to start pulling Stephano in.

"Stephano!" PewDie shouted as he reached to grab the golden statue, when he grabbed it, the box started pulling in his arms. "Uh oh."

Suddenly, Pewds started getting sucked in very fast, when Cry grabbed PewdDie's pants legs in order to rescue him, when that failed and now he started getting sucked in.

"That failed." Cry calmy said, as he got pulled into the box.

~~~Someplace dark and filled with trees~~~

"Uuuugh... Pewds? You okay?" Cry said as he started to get up, when he noticed nothing responded, "Pewds?"

He got up, then fell on his back, and put his hand on his head to soothe any semblance of headache (though it does not work that way), when he noticed something...

"Is that a hoof? And am I wearing a mask? Wait, HOOF!?!" He then looked at his body... "I'M A PONY OR SOMETHING!"

He took a moment to calm down, then decided to take in the facts:

  1. He was a blue pony, his hair is short and black and messy, he has no need to blink (though he can still move them and, through looking at a puddle as a mirror, a little line appears whenever he does emotion or something, like when you raise one eyebrow, so that at least keeps him out of the uncanny valley) and doesn't feel his mouth move when he says something, so he is like some sort of cartoon pony of him in fan art.

  2. This place is dark and creepy.

  3. He has a picture of his mask (a white circle with two dots as eyes and a straight line as a mouth) on his side.

  4. OMGTHEREISSOMETHINGINTHATBUSH!

Cry then did the manliest scream ever.

A small suit of armor with a tail with spines on it (for us, imagine a suit of armor on Spike) that appeared to be made out of gold came out of the bush and said "Allos PewDie! I heard your girly scream an- oh, iz jus' you, Cry."

"Stephano?!" Cry said in disbelief, or as much one can when one has just been turned into a pony, "You're alive?!"

"Are we 'aving this conversation?" The former just-a-statue said, "I looked all over the forest except for exactly where you are right now, so lez go, I know the way out."

"Okay."

~~~five minutes later~~~

The two eventually got out of the forest, and noticed they were on a path that lead to... a colorful town even from the distance they were.

They decided to go there.

~~~fifteen minutes later~~~

After arriving, they noticed a crowd formed, and Cry asked what was going on.

"Some crazy pony was being crazy and is getting arrested or something." a small unicorn, presumable a child, told them. The duo was forcing their way through the crowd, when-

"I AM NOT CRAZY!" a voice shouted from their destination.

The two looked at eachother and simultaneously said "Pewds." They began to basically just charge through the crowd at that point.

When they got to the center, they saw PewDie: He was a white pegasus, had the same hair he did when he was human, and his side had a picture of his headset. He was in a straight jacket as well.

"LET ME GO! I. AM. NOT. CRAZY! I DEMAND TO- Hey Cry, hi *DEEP BREATH GASP* STEPHANO!" Pewds shouted as he was tossed into the back of a padded vehicle that looks like a cross between an ambulance and a horse-drawn carraige, after the doors closed, he popped out of an apple stand near Cry and Stephano, straight jacket un-strapped, "Where have you guys been? I woke up and fell of a house, into a cart of apples, which rolled away for like 50 feet, then the front got caught on something and launched me into this yellow pony with pink hair, then these guards or something tried to arrest me, even though I didn't actually do anything, then this jacket appeared on me, and then you guys came here- wait, how did I get in that apple stand?"

"Pewds, a box brought us here and made your statue of Stephano into a tiny dragon guy or something, I assume magic did it." Cry told the confused PewDie.

The guards were about to say something along the lines of 'Where are you going? We were trying to arrest you', when Stephano pulled out his sword and pointed it at the guards, who promptly backed off.

The group began to walk away, when a purple unicorn (who watched the entire thing), yelled "What are you talking about!"

"Box. Magic. Portal. Thingy. Us. Statue. Here. Put them together!" PewDie said as they just started walking away.

"Not enough of an answer, and you are clearly CRAZY!" a purple glow surrounded the three friends, and they started to levitate, "Now, let's go to the library so you can tell me what you are even talking about." and shs began to walk towards a giant tree with a picture of a book on it, which the three assumed was the library.

And she was taking her sweet time doing so.

After about 5 minutes, since she was going slow, Cry realized something.

"What are you going to tell Marzia?"

~~~Pewd's place~~~

Marzia, also known as CutiePie, was sitting on the couch, bored, when a box suddenly appeared right next to her. She picked up the note on it, and read it aloud.

"'Open to see what PewDie is doing!', sure, why not?" and opened it up, and got sucked in.