Put yourself in a hikers shoes. You've been hiking all day and need a break before turning in for bed. Your guide builds a fire and exclaims he'll tell you a story. So sit down, shut up, warm up, and I'll tell you story of a tale that takes you through the life of man. This man's life takes a crazy twist, but you'll understand once I tell you. So, what do you say? Story time?

-This is my first fanfic. Be gentle with hate, but I am open to constructive criticism. Also, tell me if I've made grammatical errors. Thank you.