"I still do not see why we must do this," Celestia said, her annoyance clear in her voice as she spoke to her adviser, Quill Pen.
"Your highness, the Turtles have been persecuted in Equestria for so long and so hard, that they've been driven to prostitution." Quill Pen adjusted her glasses on her nose, scribbling some things on a notepad as she talked to the Princess.
"Because the Turtles are inferior; they are meant to be pets, not a civilized race with its own country and government." Celestia began trotting to the throne room, her sunlight hitting her in the eyes as she and her adviser strolled through the grand castle halls.
"Princess, wasn't Equestria built on the belief of equality and freedom?" Quill Pen asked, looking up to the Princess.
"Yes, freedom and equality for ponies, not for pets," Celestia huffed flatly.
"But Princess, these Turtles sell their bodies and shells because they are persecuted so bad and are so filthily poor, plus, ponies always want their Turtle pussies."
"Watch your tongue, Quill Pen," Celestia sternly warned.
"You should grant the Turtles their rights, so they won't have to deal with tongues anymore."
Celestia ignored her, huffing angrily while she approached her throne room. She walked up to the tall, royal doors and pushed one open, walking inside onto the red velvet carpet that ran to her Sun Throne. She trotted up the steps to the throne and sat down as Quill Pen moved off to the side, both of them waiting for the Turtles to arrive.
A few moments of silence later, two tall Turtles walking on all fours entered the throne room, one wearing a gold and red decorative robe, adorned with jewels of all kinds. The other Turtle simply wore a blue gown with a diamond tiara on her head.
"Good day, Princess Celestia," King Turtlenightus III said, him and his wife bowing respectfully to Celestia.
"Greetings," Celestia said, her expression fixed on a stoic, stern one.
"The Turtles have sought their rights for many years now, Celestia," King Turtlenightus III began.
"And when Turtles are no longer pets, their demands will be considered."
You think us a less intelligent race?! We are just like you, only Turtles. We demand and deserve our rights as citizens!" King Turtlenightus III outbursted in anger, his old, green face turning a red from his anger.
"For an intelligent race, you have quite the foolish temper in front of the godess of the sun; the pony who keeps you warm and safe and alive everyday."
"We have been shunned by your Equestrian ponies since the very beginning! We have always been spit at like we're some kind of filthy pigs!" King Turtlenightus III said.
"Perhaps you should leave my castle and gather your temper, you foolish Turtle," Celestia said coldly.
The Turtle king grunted in aggravation, turning around and storming out, with his wife following close behind. The Turtle royalty marched down the castle halls, the Royal Guards glaring at them with disapproving looks. The Turtle royalty found themselves in a small, peaceful courtyard in the middle of the castle. Or not so peaceful.
Two fillies crashed into the two Turtles on a scooter out of no where. The Turtles remained unfazed, their hard shells protecting them. The two fillies, one an orange Pegasus and the other a cream earth pony, were not so lucky. But, they were wearing helmets, so they were not injured too bad.
"Sorry, mister!" the cream earth pony said.
"Yeah, sorry," the orange Pegasus repeated.
"It's quite alright, little ones," Queen Turtle Heart IX said.
"Uh, are y'all, um, turtles?" the earth pony asked.
"Yes, we are," King Turtlenightus III began. "We came here to demand Celestia give us our rights as intelligent beings."
"I thought turtles were pets?" the orange Pegasus asked in confusion.
"No, we are fully intelligent beings, but we do not have our rights that we deserve in Equestria. Say, would you two like to help out two old Turtles?"
"Sure!" the two fillies said excitedly.
"Thank you very much, Miss..." he trailed off, indicating them to say their names.
"Ah'm Apple Bloom!"
"And I'm Scootaloo!"
"Very well, Miss Apple Bloom and Miss Scootaloo. Follow me, and please just tell Celestia that Turtles deserve equal treatment. The two fillies nodded, and they followed the Turtle royalty back to the throne room. They entered without knocking, just simply marching in.
"What are you doing here? I told you to leave," Celestia said. She then noticed the two fillies. "Who are those two?"
"These are two of your own citizens who believe Turtles should have their equal rights.
"Yeah! Turtles are awesome!" Scootaloo exclaimed.
"Ah don't see why y'all treat 'em any differently," Apple Bloom said.
"Because they are slow, dumb, and inferior pets. That is why I deny them their rights; they are nothing more than stupid pets!" Celestia yelled.
King Turtlenightus III's face flushed red, anger overtaking him and clouding his judgement. He pulled out a M9 pistol from his shell, pointing it at Celestia and firing, the bullet zipping through the air, hitting Celestia and forming a hole through her head. She fell to the ground, lifeless, with blood pouring out of her head. Apple Bloom and Scootaloo screamed, running out of the room with great haste. Then, from behind the Turtle royalty, they heard a mighty clapping of hooves approach them. They turned around just in time to see two swords sweeping down to their necks, the last thing they saw being the Princess of the Night.
Their heads fell to the floor, their eyes still open, and their faces permanently that of horror.
That night, Luna stood out on her balcony, crying over the loss of her beloved sister. She swore that day that no Turtle would ever breathe again. Luna set out to destroy all Turtles, successfully wiping them out after ten years of long, brutal war, fought between Equestria and Turtlania. Without their King and Queen, the Turtles never stood a chance.
But, not all the Turtles were wiped out as Luna thought. Twenty years after their extinction, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo returned with a massive army of Turtles. They overthrew the throne, killing Luna, and leading over Equestria, granting Turtles their full rights, making them eventually become the dominant species of Equestria.
Twilight Sparkle awoke in her bed, shooting up quickly, a violent shake present in her bones and a sweat pouring down her face.
"That was the most bizarre nightmare I have ever had. Why did I let Rainbow Dash show me that stupid horror movie?" Twilight grunted, then laid her head down, falling asleep shortly after.
Loud speakers blared in the small room. "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!" was screamed through the speakers, with Princess Celestia on two hooves in front of the speakers, swaying her hooves and body in a morphing dance of ultimate traditional style.
She then looked at Twilight with small beady eyes, and muttered just one sentence. "It's raping time."
Twilight shot up in her bed again.
"Screw it, I'm reading a book." Twilight got up, trotting over to her desk and opening a book, not sleeping that night.
Author's Note
I have no idea what the hell my friend and I just wrote.
