The Adventures of Dr. Twilight

                 Twilight's house, basement lab

                 South Ponyville

                 "Mares. Behold!" Twilight Sparkle said "Jump off of my head with such velocity, and the blood will rocket through my veins, and propel my lifeless body all the way to Phoenix!" She was dangling upside down from a small crane with Rent-a-hoist printed on it.

                 "Wow." Pinkie Pie said, somewhat impressed "Eh heh what's in Phoneix anyway?"

                 "Why it's your papa Pinkie!" Twilight said "Get the axe!"

                 Pinkie Pie did so. "Um can I ask you why you want to see my father?" she asked.

                 "I have to see this rock farm you told me about!" Twilight said "There's nothing in my books about it."

                 "Couldn't you just go visit him yourself?" Pinkie Pie asked "Or even call him on this new device called the telephone?"

                 "Oh I hadn't thought of that!" Twilight said "What would I do without you Pinkie Pie?"

                 "I really don't know Twilight." Pinkie Pie said. She used the axe to chop off the rope holding Twilight. She fell to the floor.

                 "Thanks for your help Pinkie Pie." Twilight said, standing on all four hooves again  "I owe you one."