The Adventures of Dr. Twilight

                Twilight's house, basement lab

                South Ponyville

                "Mares. Behold!" Twilight said "I have made love to this machine. And now, upon retrospect I ask why."

                There was a lawnmower standing next to her. It was one of the many new fangeled contraptions ponies were inventing on what seemed to be a daily basis.

                "I'm sure someone really appreciates that." Pinkie Pie, she was a little bit creeped out by what she'd just heard. "So you do it for sciene or"

                "NO it was free!" Twilight said, cutting Pinkie Pie off "And she was drunk, she didn't know what she was doing!"

                The lawnmower suddenly started shaking and then out poped a metalic egg.

                "My Metal Colt!" Twilight said.

                "Um congratulations?" Pinkie Pie said uneasily "I guess now I have to throw you an 'I'm a mommy now party'?"